ITT: the weirdest religious practices or beliefs you've

>Statists believe that when their politcians scribble pens on paper that their 'laws' mean something

I tried my damndest to believe

All the biblical stuff was "allegory" to me

But the literal fucking magic wine and bread was too much for me

>Protestants actually believe they're going to heaven

>Abrahamists actually believe that murder, eternal torture and genocide is the highest form of love

>>1743316
>Statists actually believe that when their politcians scribble pens on paper, courts, the police and the individual citizens enforce it, and it's the institution that most forms the lives of people within a state, their 'laws' mean something

>>1743330
That's one thing I do applaud the muslims about

God isn't some pagan fucking deity

Original sin is nonsense

If God wants to forgive you and you're genuinely sorry AND stop sinning, he just forgives you like a normal person

No gruesome pagan blood offerings needed

>>1743313
Muslims and jews believe that animals with some specific configuration of hooves cannot be eaten

>>1743316
>Statists believe my legally owned child sex slaves should be free

>>1743345
>That's one thing I do applaud the muslims about

Of course you do, because you're a Christcuck. You're basically a lite Muslim, and all of you are different brands of Jew

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>>1743469

>>1743313
Nobody actually believes this. Some people pretend to believe it, but deep down they don't

>>1743483

>you're wrong because you wear an unfashionable hat

Thank you for another great example of Christian "wisdom"

>>1743348
>>>/pol/

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>>1743488

>>1743490
>mentions jews and muslims
>you immediately rush to call him a nazi
Ahh yes, /his/torians

>>1743483
>>1743493
Fedora is the greatest thing that happened to apologetics since Thomas Aquinas.

>>1743500
more like Tippes Aquinas

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but that does happen, there's scientific proof of it.

>>1743603
>there's scientific proof of it.

In that case, tell us what would falsify it

>>1743313
Everything and anything that concerns Hinduism.

>>1743313
Literally not. The form remains the same, while the substance changes. Hence transubstantiation. I mean, it's all unfalsifiable nonsense, but no Roman Catholic would say the bread and wine transform.

If you're going to complain about beliefs at least use the right words.

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>>1743313
Followers of the Church of St Priapus views the consumption of semen as a holy act.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Priapus_Church

Wiccan anything.

Muslims believe if they kill non-Muslims that they will go to heaven with 72 virgins waiting for them

>>1744176
>a cute tranny will never invite you to a Priapus meeting and take your holy seed

>>1743603
i want a blood transfusion from Jesus
Can we clone Jesus from the Eucharist?

>>1744176
Look, it's the future state religion of America!

>rightists believe nations and borders are not arbitrary

>>1743348
Catholics believe God cares if you eat red meat on a friday

The Circumcellions believed that the most important part of the Christian faith was to embrace martyrdom the way Jesus did, so went out of their way to get themselves killed, interrupting court proceedings to dare the judges to sentence them to death, or attacking random travelers in the hopes that said travelers would kill them in self-defense.

They died out though.