If you could summon one historical female to be your waifu

>>1742744
Excellent choice, anon

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:^)

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claimed. no one else can have her

>inb4 Joan of Arc

>>1742742
King Arthur

Cleopatra

>>1742742
ur mum

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Rotha Lintorn-Orman

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mary of hungary

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>>1742850
>no crazy femdom fascist orgies
Why live?

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Eat my dust!

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Empress Lü Zhi.

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>>1742742
jingu

Anne Frank

>>1743475
is that the one that killed her own family to stay in power?

That badass Chinese pirate lady

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Grace O'Malley

>>1743535
she was prototype Cixi

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>>1743545
You're a better man than me

>>1743567
i dont think she would turn out like that if she lived in the west.

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>>1742742
pre-mindbreak josephine

>>1742749
Is this from a movie?

>>1743574
I don't think she would have had that hard stare to begin with if she'd lived in the west.

>>1743598
tv series I think

>>1742850
YOU FUCK! I was going to post her

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No contest.

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Elizabeth Báthory

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>>1743591
>used good
>old
>manipulative
>unfaithful
>bitchy

>>1742766
My drow bro.

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>>1742742
Tojo's wife.

Imagine the traditional obedience she would have.

Maria Kazimiera de La Grange d’Arquien, the wife of John Sobieski.

She tricked a cocky cavalry officer into marrying her (got the Queen to catch them having sex and got a shotgun marriage) and helped meme him onto the throne.

There's hundreds of surviving letters between her and her husband and they consist of roughly 50% dirty love letters and 50% autismal sperging over current events and administration.

It's a real treat for history students since you end up with very detailed descriptions of events interspersed with amateur erotica.

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Maria Romanov claimed, my history waifu

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>rich, young, and beautiful with tons of chads wanting to marry her
>doesn't give a fuck about any of that
>wants to marry Crates, an old, ugly, poor cripple who gave up all of his money, because she loves him for who he is and his wisdom
>forces her parents to let her marry him by saying she'd kill herself otherwise
>proceeds to live the hard, ascetic life of a cynic philosopher with him
>stands her ground intellectually with other philosophers who think she's just a stupid stacy
>has wild, Diogenes-like sex with Crates in the streets of Athens
>raises his children as philosophers
FUCK SHE'S LITERALLY PERFECT

I live everyday hoping to someday find a woman like her

>>1742742
Mary mother of Jesus

Sooo turns out /his/ has a thing for Asians huh.
[spoiler]me too man, me too.[/spoiler]

>>1746530
God fucking dammit

>>1742742
Jacquotte Delahaye, otherwise known as Back-from-the-Dead Red. Infamous woman pirate of the Caribbean who faked her own death to start the "Freeboter Republic" on a seized Caribbean island. Amassing hundreds of pirates, no less due to her striking fire-red hair, she defended the Freeboter Republic to her death after a shootout somewhere around the year 1700.

She'd probably kill me if I met her, but she's cool and that's all that matters.

>>1743877
She'd eat you alive.

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Probably some young nubile Spanish princess before she got married since they all are so pure and virginal with their strong Christian faith.

That is just me though, I have no interest in another man's discarded cum rag.

>>1746500
Qt af

>>1746542
>That is just me though, I have no interest in another man's discarded cum rag.
check out this delusion

>waah women must stay pure for ME! Otherwise they're just used goods
get a hold of your fucking ego

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Julia Domna

One of the most if not the most powerful women to ever grace the western world.

>helps her deadbeat husband Septimus Severus to rule the empire and actually save a lot of shit that would have been lost otherwise.

>help your good son caracalla become emperor since the other retard son just wanted power to fuck with people.

>When things go south and people want to off her, she decides to starve herself to death, since this was the only honourable way or something.

>>1746854
Not him but.. are you a woman? I don't see any other reason for such a strong reaction to someone just saying how he prefers his women lol

>waah women must stay pure for ME!
Otherwise they're just used goods
The implications lol. He didn't say that. If someone says they prefer red haired girls do you go on a tirade screaming how he shouldn't expect all girls to be red haired?

>>1746542
Huh, where is that face from?
I swear I have already seen that somewhere

>>1746968
Iris, from The Witcher 3 expansion

Mary from the adventures of Jesus the Jew

>>1746500
olga best waifu

>>1746854
roasty getting toasty

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Fu Hao

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>>1746922
>Not him but.. are you a woman? I don't see any other reason for such a strong reaction to someone just saying how he prefers his women lol
it's a strong reaction because people post shit like that on a regular basis here and it always just boils down to them being bitter at women/more successful men. They even openly admit it but refuse to get over themselves

>The implications lol. He didn't say that.
stop being so naive. Of course he want the women to stay pure for his own use. Otherwise he wouldn't make a fuss about them having sex with other men. I could write more about this but you'd probably just turn this whole thing against and call me an autist/roastie/beta male for providing a coherent point

>Otherwise they're just used goods
can you elaborate?

>The implications lol. He didn't say that.
what else did he mean then? Why should a woman stay pure for anon if not for his own egoistic reasons?

>If someone says they prefer red haired girls do you go on a tirade screaming how he shouldn't expect all girls to be red haired?
you're completely missing the point if you think that is a good metaphor.

>>1747665
>greentexted the same bit twice
lmao, this is what I get for not reading my shit before posting

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>>1742742
Joan of Arc

>Confirmed virgin
>Faithful to friends and country
>Doesn't mind a good scrap
>Been wounded and returned to the fight, confirmed bad ass
>Petite
>Confirmed decent breasts

What's not to love?

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Catarina sforza

>>1747712
Pretty hot senpai, but I bet the stakes are high with her

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>>1747731
Stakes are always high with historical waifus, that's why history remembers them. Worth it

>>1747747
It was a joke anon, go read up how she died

>>1743598
>>1743724
it's a documentary dramatization about some random peoples random letters and diaries from all sides in ww1.
girl in the pic went to look for his father who had gone to war, ended up travelling with some cossack unit, became a volunteer, and got imprisoned when the civil war begun. survived, never found his father.

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>>1747755
I know how she died, but the joke totally flew over my head. Good one famalam

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>>1742742

Does this crazy whore count?

>>1747768
*her

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>>1742792
Yes!

>>1747665
You could have just said yes and saved the text.

>>1747665
What exactly is wrong with preferring virgins?

Sure, he's being a dick about it, but that's nothing to be surprised of considering where we are.

>>1742742
Anne Frank

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Claimed

>>1750292
She looks like someone just fucked with her family.

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I love youuuu jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist

>>1747665
Arn't you a miserable pill of shit

>>1745061
i said pre-mindbreak

she's perfect in literally every other way

>>1747712
The rotten teeth and smell of a medieval mistress

>>1742763
Joan of Arc isn't waifu material

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>>1746475
>/Leftypol/ and /lit/ finds this attractive

>>1742850
>Anglo "women"
not even once. looks like a dude

>>1750848
>not liking reverse traps
Fag

>>1746516
Jesus fuck, I didn't know women like this existed

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Step ya game up, his.

I AM AUTISTIC!!!!!!!!

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>>1750845
>Not wanting to have a qt3.14 jewess waifu
Why are you such a faggot, anon?

No one. Women didn't shave their cunts till 90's.

>>1746537

considering both of you and the anon you're quoting are both virgins

You're probably right

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I love me some education ministers

>>1750848
That's the point anon

>>1746854
Spotted the cumrag

>>1747665
>coherent point
What point is that? You're triggered because he wants to settle down with a virgin? That has fuck all to do with you.

>>1751383
Holy shit, how much of a pleb are you?

>>1751324
i have a jewish gf tought. Still Rosa Luxemburg has a butterface

emily

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Wife of general Anders

>>1747009
she looks like eva green

>>1746542
>Madonna whore complexing
>this hard

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I know she's still alive but young Elizabeth

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Anna Komnene

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>>1742742
Oryou

I want to bath with Oryou

>>1742742
Marilyn Monroe right after she filmed Niagara. Would probably be a super miserable marriage since she was 130% fucked up from being a foster child and molested and all that shit, as well as getting dragged into an alien future to be a housewife instead of an actress, but my god damn fuck hell it would be worth it anyway.

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>>1742742

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>Tfw no rich 18th century qt black lady to racemix with

Feels fucking bad to be honest. She even looks like Pepe in that pose. I can just imagine her sitting in the garden of a country house looking smugly down at me as spaghetti spills out of my waistcoat and breeches and I struggle to summon the courage to ask her if she wants to take afternoon tea with me.

Fuck.

>>1746425
>genuine romance puts a competent guy in charge
Well their letters are definitely going on my backlog. The mixed flirts and current events sound relatable as fuck.

>>1742762
she's mine! I'll kill you!