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You are given the ability to take 3 ultra high resolution color

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You are given the ability to take 3 ultra high resolution color photos of 3 different places and times. They can be at any point or event in history.

What do you take photos of?
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>>1706126
1. When my mom was being fucked by the bull
2. When my mom was being fucked by my dad
3. When I was shat out of her vagina
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>>1706126
1. Daily life of indo-europeans before their expansion
2. Battle of Leipzig
3. Roman triumph
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>>1706126
Nuclear launch codes
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cannae, just after hannibal springs the trap

assassination of julius caesar, as soon as the first knife makes its mark

battle of waterloo, when ney charges the cavalry into the english squares
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>>1706126
Exodus from Egypt
Crucifixion and/or burial of Jesus
Muhammad having his first vision
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>>1706164
1234 5678 ABCD
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1.Sultan Alparslan standing triumphant at the site of Batlle of Manzikert

2.Sultan Mehmed The II parading through the gates of Constantinople

3.The signers of Treaty of Carlowitz
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Hitler shooting himself in the head

Shakespeare rehearsing with the actors

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand
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>>1706166
>not his face as he sees brutus
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>>1706169
>Exodus from Egypt

Certainly never happened
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish/the-jewish-thinker/were-jews-ever-really-slaves-in-egypt-or-is-passover-a-myth-1.420844

>Crucifixion and/or burial of Jesus

Good luck getting an exact date for THAT

>Muhammad having his first vision

This is probably doable but why? You wouldn't be able to see God, just some Arab having a seizure.
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>>1706126

Dinosaurs to disprove Baby Jesus, Lee Harvey Oswald as he shoots JFK to disprove JFK troofers, and Satan as he signs the pact with Hillary, to disprove the Hill Shills.
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>>1706264
Probably because clear photographs of those events would completely take away from the mysticism of it all.
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>>1706126
Battle of Stalingrad
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>>1706126
A teenage audrey hepburn masturbating
A teenage kelly lebrock masturbating (what?)
Julius Caesar's first wank
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>>1706126
1. picture of the big bang
2. picture of the end of the universe
3. picture of the love of my life
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>>1706344
picture not related
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>>1706126
The moment when Moses and Joshua came down from the mountain with the tablets of stone

Inside of colosseum at the time when gladiators were still fighting each other there and it was full of people
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>>1706344
Wewuz.jpg
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>>1706299

Well Mohammed was just a religious fraudster like Joseph Smith or Jim Jones, nothing exception to see or to prove, even his followers admit he never worked any miracles (one of the requirements to be a Prophet, and one of the reasons the Kikes rejected him).

For Jesus it's questionable when, if at all, the events of the Nativity happened, but we DO have the record of him teaching at a synagogue during his time as an itinerant, so you could probably arrange a photo op there.

Exodus is a total myth, tho. You'd get a picture of the empty desert as a million Jews didn't cross it, for forty years.
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>>1706362
But Muhammad did perform miracles, according to his followers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracles_of_Muhammad
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>>1706344

Ma'at is an interesting waifu, a little strict for my liking but whatever floats your celestial gondola, as they say. Personally, I'd pick Shezzat, Divine Record Keeper and Goddess of BLAZEIN' IT 420. She'd be relaxed af and look at that tight bod
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>>1706374

In the hadiths, not the Koran itself. The Koran mentions armies of angels, but they're sent by God, they're not miracles of Mohammed himself, all of those (splitting the moon with his sword, riding pegasus to Olympus, etc etc) are obvious hagiographic "embellishments"
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>>1706126
1.Genghis Khan at the height of his career.

2. Zhu Yuanzhang after his enthronement and the overthrow of the Mongols.

3. a medieval prostitute giving fellatio
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Catherine the great getting fucked by a horse from 3 different angles
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>>1706395
>moving the goal posts
You said his followers don't even believe he did miracles, which they do (since they believe in hadiths)

And the Quran states briefly in sura 17 Mohammad's Night Journey occurred, and I'm sure if I dig further there'll be more miracles present in it.
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>>1706424

Fine,my point was that you won't be able to get a picture of him doing a miracle, since his "miracles" are things like "composing the Koran" and "Moving to Medina" and "Dreaming I flew to Olympus"
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>>1706313
that's Berlin, not Stalingrad.
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>>1706458

Prove it.
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>>1706126

The crucifixion of Christ.

The resurrection of Christ.

The ascension of Christ.
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>>1706423
this
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>>1706669
Can it be some future event?

I'd like to have these ones:
>me with friends
>me with a girlfriend
>me with grandchildren
Just to see if anything turns up.

It's just that I'm really needing the morale boost as it is ._.
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>>1706669
My apologies, I hadn't meant to reply to you here : >>1706706
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>>1706170
>Not "GUEST"
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I am assuming I want to take a hi res pic to clarify exactly what happened at a disputed point.

There are probably more historically important choices, but for me:

The guy throwing the spear that killed Julian the Apostate. Who the fuck was he?

Any attack by Jack the Ripper. Who the fuck was he?

Pyramid of Cheops under construction, just to settle all the "How the fuck did they do it?" questions. I suspect "vast nearly free labor," but it would be interesting to see for sure.
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>>1706344
It's your lucky day. I have that picture for you.
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>>1706770
>The guy throwing the spear that killed Julian the Apostate.

Some Persian guy. Why does it matter?

>Any attack by Jack the Ripper. Who the fuck was he?

Johnny Depp

>Pyramid of Cheops under construction, just to settle all the "How the fuck did they do it?" questions. I suspect "vast nearly free labor," but it would be interesting to see for sure.

The labor was quite well-paid, actually. Also ropes and internal ramps.

You wasted your selections you dumb faggot, now what?
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I'd take selfies with some really well-known, famous people, like Stalin, Hitler and John Lennon. Skeptics would assume they were forgeries but they'd never be able to prove it.
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> Entire observable universe
> Current
> 100000 years before
> 1000000 years before
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>>1707043

OP said "ultra high resolution", not "perfect fidelity". Enjoy ur picture of a blurry blob.
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1. Assassination of Gaius Julius Caesar
2. Mitochondrial Eve
3. Napoleon charging at the Battle of Arcole
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>>1707024
all 3 of them?
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>>1707024
top fucking kek
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>>1706126
1: just a picture of a spartan hoplite, dat physique
2: Stalin taking a shit
3: the look on Hitler's face when he realizes his beloved dog is stolen on that train station.
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>>1706460
the white recognization stripe around the turret on the tank in the street was only needed(and used) during the battle of berlin to provide quick identification to allied pilots of russian tank formations since direct communication was not possible.
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>>1706344

What a strong and intelligent BLACK KWEEN.
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>>1707026
>The labor was quite well-paid, actually.
Paid with tax money.

>tax peasants so much they would only be able to feed themselves for 3 out of every 4 seasons
>pay them 1 seasons worth of food and drink if they work for you
>be happy youre being well paid
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>>1706126

- Construction of Great Pyramid
- Crucifixion of Jesus
- Fall of Atlantis
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>>1706126
Cleopatra
Lions and tigers in the same environment
any example of Greek art in its apex
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>>1706460
your retarded
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>nobody has said an aerial shot of Tenochtitlan or the Valley of Mexico in general during the height of the aztec triple alliance yet

plebs, all of you

Anyways, 2 would be the Hanging Gardens, and 3. would be the Colossus
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>>1706126
Jesus doing miracles n' stuff.

I feel like knowing what went down with 'ultra high resolution' detail might end a few questions of mine.
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1. Battle of Cannae
2. First meeting of Europeans and Native Americans
3. Emma Watson taking a dump
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1. A T-Rex
2. Mt Sinai revelation
3. the first shot at Lexington and Concord
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>>1706362
Where are these records of Jesus teaching anywhere?
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>>1709213
You would see nothing.
Sorry not sorry
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>>1706170
that's amazing, I got the same combination on my luggage.

>>1706126
80 Ma B.C. - Anywhere
1.2 Ga B.C. - Anywhere
LGM - Somewhere with huge-ass glaciers
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>>1707752
The absolute madman
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>edge answer
1. Vlad the 'guy who liked sharp sticks' during one of his many stick shows
2. Auschwitz, to uh, prove stuff
3. At the base of the first tower that fell during 9/11

>>1706273
>Lee Harvey Oswald as he shoots JFK to disprove JFK troofers
Not taking a picture of the grassy knoll
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>>1709737
You can take an angled picture that shows Oswald shooting from his window, and overlooks the grassy knoll, showing no one there.
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>>1707752
Ive never seen a bad troll so thoroughly blown the fuck out.
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>>1706344
I can give you number 1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_microwave_background
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>>1706137
>when my mom was fucked by my dad

Might wanna sit down for this one anon.
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1. The first man-made fire
2. Alexander entering Babylon
3. Jesus being nailed/If Jesus was, in fact, not nailed, muh ancestors eating the hearts of crusaders.
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1. The rout at the battle of Towton
2. Kristian II getting shot in the mouth at battle of Brunkeberg
3. Time of death of Charles the Bold

I need more pictures.
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1.confirm Mary Magdalene's betrothal to Jesus
2. daily life in the Indus Valley civilisation
3. selfie with harambe
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