ITT we invent a historical fact. Others point out if it's

>>1700637
Sassanid Persians were disgusted by the Greeks' boyfucking habits and used it in simplistic propaganda against them

>>1700637
>Jesus was actually chinese and had a brother named Hong Xiuquan

>>1700637
The Jesuit missions to China encountered Jews who had never heard of Christianity.

>>1700637
Australians lost a war to flightless birds

The high body count of Soviet executions is explained by the fact that the Union was a Pagan cult that needed a high enough number of sacrifices for the revival of an ancient Pagan Deity. Eventually an American spy managed to sneak in an seal a small part of the Pagan Deity which the later transported to the US where the government used it to create the Atomic Bomb.

> Certain student predicted course of the Second World War five years before it started, his diaries were classified by government and he died in the war soon after being conscripted.

>>1700662

True

>>1700663

Not a real war, but definitely one of the funniest failed military excursions.

The steam engine was invented almost 2000 years ago, but was never used for more than glorified parlor tricks.

China has experienced more civil wars than conventional ones.

The emergency number 9-1-1 was created in response to the events of 9/11.

>>1700677
We call it a war down here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Algebra was considered to be a dark art akin to astrology, witchcraft and alchemy by catholic church.

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>>1700656
Spotted the Taiping rebel

Stalin personally carried out all his assassinations with a single, fatal punch to the victim.

Yakub, a black scientist who lived 6,600 years ago and was responsible for creating the white race to be a race of devils. He accomplished this through a form of selective breeding referred to as grafting, while living on the island of Patmos.

>>1700662
>>1700677

Pls source for these Jews that were unaware of Christianity. I am very, very interested if true.

Hitler was actually a pretty cool guy

In the old days, a pound of salt was worth more than a pound of gold.

>>1701917
Quick google says they were Kaifang Jews, you can do the rest, go gettem tiger.

>>1700681

True

>>1700694

You know, I could see les edgy neckbeards believing this one, too.

>>1701917
>>1701940
I highly doubt the Kaifeng Jews wouldn't know about Christianity, there were Nestorian Christians in China prior to the arrival of Europeans.

>>1701922
Salt, no, cloves, yes.

>>1701949
Maybe not by the Catholics, but there are Baptists promoting a ban on set theory here in the states and in Australia.

>>1700637
Who draws these memes?

One lady witnessed and survived the sinking of the Titanic, the Lusitania, the Hindenburg explosion, the bombing of Pearl Harbor, and the terrorist attacks of September 11, at which point her apartment was destroyed by the collapse of the World Trade Center.

>>1701979
But...but why

>>1701979
Do baptists hate tautologies and syllogisms?

Or do they, like many other ignorant people see some evil meaning behind simple maths and sciences?


Some people call Set Theory a branch of philosophy anyway

The Constitution of the Confederate States of America banned the import of slaves from Africa.

>>1700651
Sounds right. It wouldn't surprise me if that was a common slur well outside Persia.

"atlantis" was located where is now under the black sea. its inhabitants fled and started what is now known as the indo-european migrations, settling empty regions and invading already inhabited regions. that's the origin of the widespread middle-eastern flood myths. basques and georgians have survived the indo-european invasions thanks to their great geographic positioning, which is why they're genetically and linguistically isolated from their surroundings.

>>1702124
true

The lack of toilet paper in the Soviet Union was a major find for spies who retrieved beshitted documents from the trash outside government buildings

>>1700637

Hyopstatic union means that Jesus was born from anal sex.

>>1702780
true

In the waning days of the Soviet Union toilet paper was such a high priced commodity people actually bought and sold cars and ships for toilet paper.

>>1700637

Is that supposed to be Judith and Holofernes? I can't think of anything else it could be, but it looks so damn weird in Spurdo mode.

The United States spend time, money and resources trying to assassinate Castro with an explosive cigar

Buddha is regarded as saint in Orthodox Christianity.

Before gunpowder was invented in china an islamic philanthropist made a substance called
"Al Hu Ak Bor" that functioned with much more power but all of it was lost since he ate bacon

George Washington led both British and Indians during the Seven Years' War, primarily in the siege of Chandernagore.

>>1700656
wrong, he was Japanese and his brother was named Isukiri.

>>1703178
Oh, that's a nice one.

The FBI was invented after they realised public militias weren't good enough to catch dangerous criminals.