>currently on vacation in Europe >attend mass at a (Catholic)

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2016-09-09 21:44:31 Post No. 1674265
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:44:31 Post No. 1674265 [Report]

>currently on vacation in Europe >attend mass at a (Catholic) cathedral out of curiosity
>line up to take communion since everyone else is
>clearly I was doing it wrong as when it was my turn the priest looks at me funny and asks if I'm Catholic
>there's no way I'm just walking away and saying no
>say yes
>"here is the body of christ" he puts the wafer in my mouth and I eat it
>walk back to my seat in the pews and try to act normal

I haven't taken communion or so much as attended mass since I was a kid over a decade ago. How badly did I screw up?

Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:46:07 Post No.1674273
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:46:07 Post No.1674273 [Report]

>>1674265
>attend mass at a (Catholic) cathedral
Oh yeah???

Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:50:51 Post No.1674290
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:50:51 Post No.1674290 [Report]

You should've confessed first, my dude.

>Whoever, therefore, eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of profaning the body and blood of the Lord

Just make sure you admit your mistake in confession before you do it again

Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:57:32 Post No.1674317
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:57:32 Post No.1674317 [Report]

>>1674265
>I was doing it wrong
What?

Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:58:55 Post No.1674322
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 21:58:55 Post No.1674322 [Report]

>>1674265
Well, you went into a pagan temple and ate human flesh. How bad do you think that is?

Anonymous 2016-09-09 22:00:54 Post No.1674328
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 22:00:54 Post No.1674328 [Report]

>>1674317
>Right hand under left hand, held out in front of you.
>After receiving the lord, say "Amen." and injest his holiness.
>Sit back down.

These are instructions for next time.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 22:01:38 Post No.1674333
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>>1674322
>pagan temple
Alright, that's enough from you.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 22:15:50 Post No.1674387
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Anonymous 2016-09-09 22:15:50 Post No.1674387 [Report]

>>1674333
Love how the cannibalism doesn't bother you papists.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 02:07:46 Post No.1675189
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>>1674328
>injest his holiness

Anonymous 2016-09-10 02:13:16 Post No.1675216
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>>1674387
Heresy will get you nowhere

Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:21:32 Post No.1676481
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:21:32 Post No.1676481 [Report]

>>1674290
Pretty much this, OP.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:24:40 Post No.1676487
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:24:40 Post No.1676487 [Report]

>>1675189
its a christ cuck thing

Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:36:00 Post No.1676515
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:36:00 Post No.1676515 [Report]

>>1674265
Were you baptised as a child in the catholic church?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:40:10 Post No.1676518
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:40:10 Post No.1676518 [Report]

What are the membership benefits of joining the Catholicism club?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 10:58:32 Post No.1676548
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Try again in America, OP, it'll probably be much easier.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 12:51:22 Post No.1676765
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>>1676548
Is this a real thing? Do you buy it in stores, do they give it to you during mass?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 12:53:17 Post No.1676768
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>>1676765
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/new-convenient-prepackaged-communion-catholics-7375496

Anonymous 2016-09-10 12:58:57 Post No.1676780
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>>1676768
Thanks, this is disgusting desu.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 14:40:59 Post No.1677012
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 14:40:59 Post No.1677012 [Report]

>>1674333
>>1674387
Proddies and catholic bickering is literally killing this fucking board pls kill both of yourselfs

T. "Fedora"

Anonymous 2016-09-10 15:54:32 Post No.1677274
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 15:54:32 Post No.1677274 [Report]

>>1677012
Right after you, lad.

Anonymous 2016-09-10 17:00:13 Post No.1677451
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 17:00:13 Post No.1677451 [Report]

>>1677274
Honestly though you christkeks are so fucking cancerous we cant have a single thread without some dumb fucking papist or poddy shitposting, like holy fuck why not anti-muslim or anti-fedora shitpost for once, and this is coming from a fucking fedora

Anonymous 2016-09-10 17:17:45 Post No.1677490
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 17:17:45 Post No.1677490 [Report]

>>1676518
More grace and booze then Protestantism

Anonymous 2016-09-10 18:11:28 Post No.1677634
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Anonymous 2016-09-10 18:11:28 Post No.1677634 [Report]

>>1677490
>grace
okay
>booze
>drinking

Anything else?

Anonymous 2016-09-10 19:12:28 Post No.1677910
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Christianity's messiah is literally the product of cuckholdry

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