>for our shortness of stature, in comparison with the great

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>>1661088
How can lanklets even compete with our masculinity and virility? Truly we are the stuff of Roman legends.

Lanklets BTFO

I'm glad I'm a 5'11 manlet. My Roman ancestor are calling to me.

>>1661120
6'0 manlet here, I can ever be in more agreement with you, fellow manlet.

Lanklets should just bow down and accept our big, manlet cocks as it was meant to be.

>>1661125
>be 5'9
>cuck multiple lanklets
>all their women say my dick is the biggest they've had

I'm laffin

>>1661144
That's okay, atleast I can still beat you up b/c you're short.

Ah, the pleasures of being a taller manlet.

>>1661088
Till I steal your gf you cuck

>>1661125
Traitor

>>1661201
how can you steal my gf if you're dead or captured lmao

just face it lanklets, manlets ALWAYS win

could have sweared he looks like Napoleon

>be 6'4 germanic
>know your ancestors cucked romans and crashed their empire at the same time
when will you learn?

>>1661217
welcome to romanticism

>>1661220
>late empire cucks
>true romans
those fags even wore beards

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>>1661088
>After Darius was killed shortly following his defeat at Gaugamela, Alexander sent his body to her for burial. Called upon to mourn his death, she was reported to have said, I have only one son [Alexander] and he is king of all Persia.
even lanklets' mothers will abandon them for manlets lmao

>>1661220
>be 6'4 germanic
>queue up to be cucked by the big yet old roman cock
>give it a heart attack
>keep shoving its cultural dick inside of you for centuries after death, even while it's losing pieces and rotting

BIG

MED

BRAINS

TINY

NORD

STRATEGY

>>1661220
>H>R>E

>>1662458
Is this the most accurate description of Charlmagnian and post roman empires?

>>1662341

He was even killed shortly.

>>1662341
Persians are taller than Greeks?

>>1662341
Is there a bigger whore than Darius' mother?

Abandoning your own son, what a fucking bitch

K. I'm still taller than you.