>>"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed." Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)
Who the fuck calls their dick Rome
>>1659329
>roaming all over your face
That's absolutely hilarious
>>1659329
He called the rooster Rome dumbfuck
>>1659301
WRE rip
>>1663940
Then what did he call his cock?
>>1663954
Byzantium.