>you're an Anglo-Saxon peasant in 1066 >you have to

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2016-09-06 04:27:57 Post No. 1655954
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 04:27:57 Post No. 1655954 [Report]

>you're an Anglo-Saxon peasant in 1066
>you have to work the fields all day, but your lord is cool and you have a loving wife
>Harold fucks up, some faggot from Normandy is the new King of England
>your lord is sacked and replaced with a fucking asshat that only speaks French and treats you like a slave
>your wife is raped by Norman soldiers and commits suicide because of the shame
>your life is ruined
>hear that the Greek Emperor is recruiting mercenaries and is willing to accept Anglo-Saxons
>sneak out and join up
>company is absolutely full of dispossessed Anglo peasants like yourself
>feel more at home in Constantinople than you ever could in England
>Emperor sends you to protect his holdings in southern Italy, they're being conquered by someone
>show up
>IT'S ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING NORMAN
>your latent Viking genetics send you into berserker mode
>lose anyway
>get stabbed by some Norman faggot
>bleed to death hundreds of miles from home
>FUCKING NORMANS

Anonymous 2016-09-06 06:56:32 Post No.1656313
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 06:56:32 Post No.1656313 [Report]

Shit meme tbqh

Anonymous 2016-09-06 06:59:33 Post No.1656319
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>>1655954
NORMANS, NOOORMAAAANNNNSS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2016-09-06 07:07:17 Post No.1656332
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 07:07:17 Post No.1656332 [Report]

>>1656313
this.

I have a suspicion its mostly perpetuated by posters who found 4chan through r9k because of 'rare pepes' less than 3 years ago. A very sorry lot.

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:00:17 Post No.1656537
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:00:17 Post No.1656537 [Report]

>>1655954
>nationalism before the 18th century.
1/10

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:11:35 Post No.1656549
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:11:35 Post No.1656549 [Report]

>>1656537
This is an even worst meme than OP. Just because populist nation-state nationalism didn't exist in its modern form doesn't mean ethnic and regional identities didn't exist at all, and hating foreigners is pretty much the norm throughout history.

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:25:40 Post No.1656574
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:25:40 Post No.1656574 [Report]

>>1656549
yes literally all you have to do is read the Bible to see strong ethnic identities manifesting both in nation states and wandering tribes

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:36:57 Post No.1656587
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:36:57 Post No.1656587 [Report]

>>1655954
Why would they rape your ugly wife?

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:38:47 Post No.1656590
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:38:47 Post No.1656590 [Report]

>>1656587
French slags are even worse

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:47:37 Post No.1656618
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:47:37 Post No.1656618 [Report]

>>1656537
>National identities didn't exist before the 18th century

Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:59:27 Post No.1656646
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Anonymous 2016-09-06 11:59:27 Post No.1656646 [Report]

Stupid garlic stained, snail eating frogs...

Anonymous 2016-09-06 12:04:58 Post No.1656660
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At least his people rule the world now

Anonymous 2016-09-06 13:29:19 Post No.1656852
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>>1656549
thank you, i fully agree

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