> You will never become king at age 20
> You will never lead a band of your friends with an army on an adventure to reach the end of the world
> You will never lead your people to an impossible victory at Gaugamela
> You will never bring down the greatest empire the world has ever seen
> You will never be proclaimed king of the known world
> You will never see the heights of the Hindu Kush
> You will never lead your army into exotic locations and see things people at home didn't believe existed
> You will never be known as one of the greatest strategists/generals of all time
> You will never be revered as the greatest and most accomplished men of all time
> You will never be idolized and emulated by other Great men in history
> You will never be remembered for all time
> You will never be Alexander the Great
What historical feels do you have?
>>1647372
>ywn be this guy
>>1647372
>you will never get to fight with your bros side to side
>you will never sack an ancient town with your Bros
>you will never take the wives and daughters of your slain enemy's as your sec slaves
>you will never travel the ancient world kicking ass and taking names
>>1647378
Didn't he die on the lou?
Alexander the great is Reddit tier.
"muh Imperial Rome" is also garbage and the Emperors were shit, yes, yes even "give me 5 good men".
I talk in memes because that is all I seem to get from Imperiumfags, it's their language.
>Plebeian
Roman "Western Barbarian" Empire / HRE
>Contrarian
"Byzantine" ""Empire"" / ERE / Ottoman (kek)
>Patrician
Roman Republic
you know it's true..
>I will never row my longboat up the amazonas and plunder and rape every native settlement I come across
>>1647431
>H
>R
>E
>>1647372
>You will never see the heights of the Hindukush
Man just step in an airplane and fly to Afghanistan. I Heard it's a save place since Nato left.
>>1647372
why is feelus fourth declension
>ywn make a last stand against ottomans in constantinople
:'(
>>1647378
Good. I don't want to be.
>>1647372
>>1647372
>you will never die crippled by alcoholism
Im fine t b h