Historical figures you like for dumb reasons. Nero. Because

>>1625902
Thats a really stupid reason.

File: [WOW!scans]Reversible_ch2_006.jpg (977KB, 1034x1512px) Image search: [Google]

977KB, 1034x1512px

>>1625906
I know, hence the point of the thread.
I heard about him in a documentary or some shit where they were listing off batshit Roman Emperors and the things they did, and right after the horse guy they talked about Nero and said how he, "Took a liking to a slave boy, had him castrated and turned him into his bride"
And it caught my attention real fast.

>>1625917
that's pretty alt-right

File: 1447305644420.gif (2MB, 297x229px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 297x229px

he was like a cartoon villain

>>1625940
Straight out of WWE

>>1625902
I honestly like Bismarck just because of his banter.

>I have seen three emperors in their nakedness and the sight was not inspiring.

>Laws are like sausages. It's best not to see them being made.

>A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Otto_von_Bismarck

>>1625952
What would Mussolini's entrance music be?

File: 181162-004-E9480A8E[1].jpg (17KB, 348x450px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 348x450px

>>1625902
Elagabalus because he was so unfathomably degenerate and I heartily laugh at the idea of senators and soldiers awkwardly interacting with him after he LARPs as a literal prostitute for the umpteenth time that week while they all silently lament the fact they allowed such a flaming faggot to don the purple.