If I went back in time to Europe in the Middle Ages to bang some

They would suck it anyway because they'd horny af

>>1620633
Just fuck virgins, that way you get less diseases, and they won't know any better.

Also, no age of consent.

>>1620633
Proving they arent hookers, that you are jewish/muslim so they probably wouldnt like it.

>>1620633
>pogrom mode initiated

>>1620720
You've thought about this,anon.

They'd be pleasantly surprised that your dick wasn't coated in rotting smegma

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>mfw the Church only condemned circumcision in 1442
>mfw your medieval babe would just think you are an oriental Christian
High level of discourse here guys
>hehebenishehe

>circumcision was okay until the 15th century
You guys suck at history.

Wat de fug

>giggling court lady
>blonde rugby dudebro
>drops pants
>"Oh no, a jew!"
>bunch of angry, dirty peasants storm the room
>record scratch
>"sooo duuude, you must be wondering how I've got into this, like, totaaaal situation

>>1623631
pure kino

GET THE JEW!!!!!

>>1623631
[I DON' GIVE A DAMN BOUT' MY BAD REPUTATION]

*guitar solo*

>>1620639
>sucking dick
>middle ages
pic one

dick sucking only started in WW1, because French hookers realized they can make a ton of money sucking dick.