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If you woke up one day and were in Greece during Plato's time what would you do?
How would you communicate with the Greeks and let them know where you are from?
I always thought I would walk into a bar or bath house and try speaking English until a government official notices me and my strange clothes and tries taking me for questioning. Maybe then I can make it clear I speak a language from a culture that the Greeks have never met before. If I can someone get something to write with I could try to get a writing instrument somehow to create maps or trying to do mathematical proof like Pythag Theorem. Anything to let them know I wasn't just a bum on the street.
I would try teaching them math and science if they took me seriously and I finally learned Greek.
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>>1609182
I'd just fuck ancient greek pussy
Lmao fucking nerd
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Build myself a trojan horse and wait for those Greek MORONS to wheel it inside their walls.
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>>1609182
>fuck a bitch
>win a boxing bout
>join the army
>spend rest of my working years (like 30+) being most skilled warrior on the battlefield, pure KDR.
>retire,find a the hottest purest blood creation of like 13 years old
>pound dat fuck
>, create a proud as fuck military liniage with never ever stepping foot inside a sophist or political arena
>raise sons to do the same
>cuck half their wives for first rights
id gear the fuck out of myself on genetics, nutrition, and exercise regime knowledgement
nothing would touch me
i would be as god
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>>1609198
You don't speak ancient Greek, anon, so really you might be put to work on an olive orchard maybe.
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>>1609211
I'd learn it in one season and be the bossest olive orchard picker on the planet.
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>strut into Plato's academy
>slap some stray boi on the ass (nice)
>see Plato giving a lecture
>teleport behind him
>"wh-wha? what's going on" he stammers
>"heh heh" I laugh while slowing unsheathing my blade
>I am a twisted fucking psychopath
>double jump in the air and do a spinning attack on Plato
>stand over his bleeding corpse
>the room is silent in horror
>grab that young boi and fuck him right there over Plato's body
>his gentle blond curls wrapped in my hand
>the little boi's tearful moans echo around the stunned lecture hall
>mfw
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>>1609328
My dick is diamonds after reading this.
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>>1609211
>might be put to work on an olive orchard maybe.
Could be a lot worse tbqh.
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>>1609328
I thought this was going to end up like Bad & Ted's excellent adventure, boy was I wrong.
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>>1609328
into the kopipe collective
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>>1609328
Plato was a good wrestler though. That's most likely how he got the name.
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how them how to make steam engines, rail roads, and gun powder.
draw a crude map of the earth.
windmills
crop rotation
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