>ywn join the Sacred Band of Thebes with your cute warrior

What the fuck is that bullshit armour

>>1606250
Dunno man, sounds pretty gay.

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>>1606250

>>1606253
I'm more upset with the fact that he's bleeding out THROUGH his armor. Unless he got shot with a ballista, that shit ain't happening.

>>1606329
>he doesn't want to experience warrior buttsex

What a fag

>>1606253
>>1606250
Also, what's up with that bullshit representation?

They were young twink + old bara daddy, not 2016 buzzfeed warriors

>>1606383
Guess macedonian dicks were too long for them. RIP in sarissas, Thebes.

>>1606608
Besides, where are the fucking beards??? Greeks considered beards a sign of wisdom and growing a beard was one step towards adulthood (and to show they had become adult, too). What's the point of giving greeks long hair but no beard?

>>1606608
>"Trainees were inducted as full members to the Sacred Band at the ages of 20 to 21, whereupon they were given a full set of armor by their erastai. They likely ended their service at age 30."

>>1606720
And another source says it was young and old

And another source says they weren't even lovers

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>>1606250
This is a better picture

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>>1607108
These are athenians though. Alcybiades and Socrates.

>http://www.deviantart.com/art/Alcybiades-and-Socrates06sm-444323888

>>1607246
Bruh it's two hoplites, it can be anyone you like

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>>1607276
this is me desu

bumping, because homo fantasies involving the sacred band are at least more historical than a good third of the bait threads currently shitting up the board

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>>1607276
>Picture's title explicitly tells the names of the two characters
>"Hahahah like nigga just self-insert yourself to satisfy your fantasy"


...to be fair, I actually can't argue with that logic. Hope you find a good fanfic to accompany with that pic, if you're into that.

Besides, I just want to spam some character icons from an old game I really loved.