There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
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Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
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He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
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Hung like a horse and skilled in the sack
Once the husbands found out he got it in the back
And so with a knife and gun his witchcraft was undone