Frederick the Great sucks. Tell me why he is so great, /his/. He plays the flute like a sissy girl.
>>1584014
He had sex with Voltaire, thus performing a mega-cucking of the
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>1584014
>>1584014
Its that one asshurt polack again.
>>1584292
Asshurt about what? Prussia doesn't exist.
>>1584292
I don't like Friedrich and that's because I think Prussia was one of the states that did most harm to Germany.
>Prussia unites Germany
>Less than one hundred years later Germany has lost its eastern regions and seen eastern Europe get cleansed of Germans
OP here. If Frederick is so great, then how come he's dead?
The German people of 100% Prussian ancestry love to rant and rave about this man but he has been dead for more than a century. Have they not noticed his absence for so long?
>>1584014
flute is a fine instrument you philistine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg
>>1584014
He made prussia great again during the seven years war
>he won the Seven Years' war with his tiny nation
When will this meme end? Frederick was suffering defeat after defeat from being pummeled by the french, austrian and russian troops.
All that saved him is that Catherine's idiotic son betrayed the alliance he was in once he was crowned (i. e. the miracle of the house of Hozzenhollerns).
The only war in which Frederick somewhat won is that of the austrian succession, and even then, it was France's contribution that saved him.
>>1587202
>defeat after defeat
Don't try to be so contrarian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rossbach
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leuthen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Liegnitz_(1760)
>>1584014
All monarchs are terrible. If they're not completely retarded, we celebrate them.
>>1587282
Those all still culminate in him being besieged in Berlin.
The only praise I might heave on him is that he was smart to divide the coalition against him, but as soon as they linked up, he was doomed.
Certainly not a bad tactician and strategist, but good enough to be memed as an equal to Alexander and Napoleon?
My problem with him is that he's one of those leaders about whom its repeated that he was "le so awesome" without anyone knowing what his accomplishments were.
But got to say, that's some sweet K/D ratio Fred.
1. Kick serious military ass
2. Have sex with everyone and everything
3. Become the shining light of the Enlightenment by valuing learning and knowledge over everything else
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!1!
>>1587318
>Manage to hold your own for quite some time against 3 powers which are each exponentially bigger then your own
>not an accomplishment
Introduced the Potato.
>>1590414
Enough to make him Honorary King of the Baltics and Rightful Ruler of Baltic Prussia
>>1590414
Sounds hilarious, but actually did it.
>>1587318
>Certainly not a bad tactician and strategist, but good enough to be memed as an equal to Alexander and Napoleon?
I doubt they would have fared much better had they been in charge of 18th century Prussia. Frederick made up for the horrible strategic disposition he was in (and there was nothing he could have changed about that) through tactical ingenuity, making him one of the greatest military tacticians in history.