>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
See that guy over there? That's me. Yeah. You're probably wondering how I wound up in this mess. Well, let me tell you, it's a looooong story
I remember it like it was yesterday...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek
I want /tv/ to fucking leave
>>1565560
I think its funny.
>>1565508
*Fortunate Son starts playing*
[ext. The front lines of a Gaulatian battle. Caesar's eyes are wide as he adjusts his helmet. A Gaul smacks the guy in front of him out of the way and raises up his massive arm. Camera back to Caesar's shocked face.]
Wait, let me start earlier.
>>1565544
I think last time we had this thread, it was decided that the theme should be a Sum 41 song. "All Messed Up"?
>>1565560
Bane?
>>1565641
Fortunate Son? I don't recognize that title.
>>1566299
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators son
>>1565641
[ext. A young Caesar gets hit in the face by a larger boy, in the streets of Rome]
Yeah that's me: Emperor of the world!
>>1566277
Tell me about Julius! Why does he refuse to wear the crown?
>>1566594
Lot of loyalty for an auxilia
>>1566614
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would stab a senator before throwing him out of the forum
>>1566644
Nobody cared who I was until I started calling myself Augustus.
>>1566659
Crashing this senate!
With no denarius!
>>1566685
[This can't be happening I'm Imperator here!]
>>1566709
Have we started the Empire?
>>1566755
Yes, the empire rises