You can bring back one historical piece of clothing, what

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>>1560886

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>>1560886

SS uniform
Not even a stormfag, just love the way it looks

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>>1560886

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>>1560886

>>1560913
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>>1560917
>>1560918

m'hivemind

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>>1560921
Real talk, though, when properly worn the fedora is pretty cool, as is the trilby and the rest of that clan of hats. The trouble is that even wearing them properly makes you look like a doofus now thanks to the euphoria brigade.

>>1560908
Same. It's not odd to considering hugo boss played a part in producing the uniforms.

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>>1560928
Agreed.

>>1560928
they don't make you look like a doofus if you actually look good. that means no bad glasses, bad haircut, facial hair, fat face, acne, etc.

>>1560934
>played a part

they played the only part

>>1560990
Nah. The designing was done by someone in the SS. Hugo boss was mainly responsible for manufacturing.

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>>1560991
well either way, there is no dissent here; all the nazi uniforms looked elegant as fuck

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It's time

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(one on the right)
'Nam gets my dick hard

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>>1560886

>>1561004
No shit, just as i loaded that pic fortunate son came up on a random playlist. I'm so fucking hard right now.

>>1560886

Dresses for men aka robes.

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I really like those traditional slavic shirts

It's simple but a really nice design

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You can't get any more aesthetic than this.

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>>1560886
lamellar

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>Women will never look this good again

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>>1560886

Hats as a common piece of clothing.

Because im bald

>>1561316
emo meets post - apocalypse. i like it.

>>1561314
>>1561349
Bruh armor is not clothing

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General central Asian/turkic traditional colthing

>>1560958
>they don't make you look like a doofus if you actually look good.

Yes they do, because it's an anachronism. A properly worn toga looks good, but if I wear one to work I'll still look like a jackass.

The only correct answer is capes.


Capes are fucking awesome and could compliment many a outfit

>>1561427
Different anon, if you are attractive enough you could pull off almost anything. Ive worn a chiton out in public with a cute belt and shoes and it looked great.

>>1560886

Suspenders. More comfortable and more secure than belts.

>>1561434
>and it looked great.

No it didn't.

>>1561442
Nigga I dont know where you live but socal is the perf place for that shit. Its hot and we already have stuff sorta like it, I just made mine historically accurate.

>>1560958
This.

People forget when bitching about fedoras forget or ignore that Fedara looks bad because unactractive losers wear that or have missmatched other peaces of clothing over internet.

>>1560918
This is perfect example, hat and coat could work outside in specific situation, fingerless gloves are unfitting to that, katana is just weebshit ruining anything and being barefoot without socks in completely retarded here.
Also dude couldn't pull off any other outfit.

>>1561450
you still looked like a retard

>>1561023
Fucking this.

>>1561362
This, although I'm not bald. I miss times where hats where seen as an essential and common piece of clothing, like jackets or shoes. Any kind of hat would satisfy me, really, it just has to match the clothe style of today.

Judogi, I do judo and I wish I could wear my gi around town in cold weather. It's thick, warm, comfy as fuck. Girls in gi are kind of a fetish for me too.

The Fez

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crinolines and petticoats

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The Phrygian cap.

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>>1561153
The lasting influence of the M-1943 and the M-1965 field jacket on fashion is astounding. Some of their elements can be found in practically any jacket on the market.

>>1561626
the 60s was the most culturally significant time since the renaissance

Oh please bring back the hoodie and jeans from the 2000's, people today dress like either aliens or homeless aliens

Petticoats.

>>1561349
What game?
>>1561407
Can you
Imagine how futuristic these guys and the SS looked by 1930 standards?

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>>1560886

>>1561860
These actually made a comeback as a fashionable men's accessory.

>>1561645
Baby boomer, please.

>>1561837
>people today dress like aliens
What did he mean by this ?

>>1561626
I fucking love my M65.

>>1560886
is 2010 a polo and short?

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Tricorn hats if I had one choice.

19th century aristocratic chic as a whole if I could though.

>>1561196

Vyshyvanka + suit trousers/blazer is /fa/ as fuck desu

>>1560934
That's right. He produced them, but did not design them.

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Not a piece of clothing, but I honestly wish safe, clean tobacco would be fashionable again.

>>1562215
what?
when was tobacco ever safe?

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Old bathing suits for the lolz

>>1560886
This picture is gay, and smells of reddit.
That said, it would be fun if cloaks were an acceptable thing to wear.

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>>1560886
Campaign cap

>>1562347
Actually, reconsidering that I'd pick gaiters. They always looked cool.

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comfy

>>1561837
>bring back the hoodie and jeans

What? Do people not wear jeans anymore.....?

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>>1561854
Festival in Poland - Wolin

>>1561316
that's kinda cute

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>>1560886
Toga

>>1561407
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

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>>1561433
I have actually sometimes thought about bringing capes back.

My idea is that you'd do it basically like the trend of a few years ago at Pitti Uomo where people were wearing no-joke blankets around their suits and sport coats. Pic related. So you get a draping sort of cape that's just a bit longer, like the mid-thigh capes Hitler and the rest of the high command would sometimes wear. Get it made in cashmere or heavy wool, and perhaps with a subtle weave like smaller herringbone.

Not only would it probably be doable in a modern context, it might even be practical.

>>1561153
>go on /his/
>"It Ain't Me" start playing

>>1562465
>Bringing capes back

Are you American or from a warm country with mild winters? I have seen several older men and women wear proper capes in the winter in Milan and Paris. Granted they are rare, and they tend to obviously be old bourgeoisie in nice districts, but the point is capes still exist, there is no shame in wearing them in the cold.

Bracers

>>1562438
Landsknechten look fabulous

>>1562487
>click on Fortunate_Son.mp4
>"It Ain't Me" start playing

>>1561505
Literally this. Cash money as fuck t.b.h.

>>1560886
The cloak.

>>1562740

Still exists, still used.

>>1562431
TOGA TOGA TOGA

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>>1560886

I would love to bring back the manskirt (I don't know the actual name) a la the Egyptians, the kind of thing Mormont wears in GoT. It looks extremely comfy. The toga would also be a close second.

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>>1562885

The guy sitting next to Jared on the left is giving me rape vibes

>>1560886

Anyone who has ever worn one knows the single correct answer: Toga.

Nothing is comfier than it, while also being formal wear.
I just wish I could wear my toga to work instead of my suit.

>>1561407
This

>>1561605
Go for it. That wouldn't even look out of place in any urban setting.

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>>1560886
Doublets

>>1560905
WHERE THE MINOAN WOMEN AT

>>1562987
>tfw I can't wear a comfy toga with a laurel wreath without being laughed at

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armor worn as a decoration.

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>>1560886
Carrying weapons.

Is fashion.

And no im not talking of retarded shit like carrying a spear, or a rifle around, but a personal hand-weapon like a smallsword or a pistol.

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>you will never be able to wear a bitchin kepi without being laughed at

>>1562215
Have you never met an american spirit fag?

>>1563674
50 cents tried to make it cool again

>>1563743
No civilian ever wore a rigid kepi.

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Short jackets
>inb4 anime cosplayers

>>1563794
Kek

>>1560886
i never understood this about old clothing, how the fuck are they not boiling inside? how can you survive with 4 layers of clothing all the time

>>1566596
Breathable material, staying outta the dun and no physical labor. That layered stuff is formal clothing, meant to show how much better you are than everyone else. Workers wore familiar clothing to what we know today. Layered clothing was also more useful before central heating was widely available, keeping you comfy, even in the winter, as a frog poster might say. That last part was particularly true in the northeastern USA and Northern Europe. Clothing in warmer regions, such as the Mediterranean or the US South, have required less constructive clothing to deal with the heat

It's kind of stupid that people don't use cloaks. I understand not wearing one if you need to drive a car but for everyone else its either wear a completely inferior product like the jacket or face anti-cloak bigotry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8cYd3poIk

>>1560886
>historical

list starts at 1920

get outta here fag

>>1560958
what's wrong with facial hair ?

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>goes with literally everything
>comfy as fuck
>only get to wear it at weddings
Fuck sake

>>1560995
>SS Mess Waiter

Fucking lol

Who did you piss off to get that job?

Imagine some poor fuck at Nuremburg being sentenced to death cause his waiter garb had a swastika somewhere on it

>>1560886
Everyone's traditional piece of clothing prior Western Colonialism.

Because seriously, western colonialism introduced cancerous fashions not tailored to the locales they colonized.
>Be Southeast Asia
>Memed into wearing suit and tie for formal shit by whites.
>Roast alive.
Western Colonialism is a contentious issue but I definitely count fashion as a big minus.

>>1566949
I wish men could wear skirts in general desu

I tried one on one time and there was so much room for my dick and balls

>>1566996
>kilt
>skirt
No

>>1560886
Roman toga. It's easy, light and unisex. Also it shows boobs.

Only people who might complain are people from colder climates but they're just bunch of whiners anyway.

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>>1560886
fuck i miss my mid-quad whities.

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>>1566982
#notallwesterners

Here in the Philippines, the Spaniards tailored western fashion into local tastes and materials, favoring light and airy material (considering that, well, it was mostly locals doing the work). Even kept some native designs like the Barong shirt.

It's only when the Americans came over that the meme suit and tie was enforced.

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>>1567002
>this
>not a skirt

I'd love to hear whatever laughable excuse you have.

>>1567032
Skirts are from many different cultures across the world and are a woman's clothing item
Kilts are a gaelic clothing item for men

>>1567044
It's okay to admit you want to wear skirts anon

I won't judge

>>1567055
No u :3

>>1567032
>not rocking a kilt
Can't run with the Big Dawgs, get out the yard.

>>1561450
>socal is the perf place
You are the Californian stereotype that us Europeans male fun of.

>>1562182
>19th century
>tri-corn

sure you could wear one, but youd look like an old grandpa walking around bitching bout the gloy of 76'

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>>1566660
>saw you posting about cloaks
>agree completely
>go to respond with the lindybeige video on cloaks
>beaten

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Hanfu looks so elegant.

>>1560886
your pic triggers me, OP

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Cheongsam

Only actresses wear them now but it's /fa/ as fuck on men too.

>>1567080
Im from Greece but I live in california

>>1561407
high res of this?

>>1562449

Kek

>>1561372
>leather scales
>armor

World War 1 Beanie hat.

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>>1568397
Bruh leather was used for armor, pic related from a museum

>>1561407
This. It looks futuristic and badass.

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>>1560886
Cloaks

Byzantines had the best clothes btw

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I just want to live out my byzantine fantasies, but no money to build myself such a suit of garments/armor.

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>>1570531
>he's a mutt of random germanic shit born and raised in america
>he has "byzantine fantasies"

>>1570538
>stop liking what I don't like
Fuck off, I'm not even american.

Heels for men. It makes far more sense because women prefer taller men and men prefer shorter women. Heels on women make this difficult for men who aren't well above average, while heels on men would help immensely.

>>1570544
Well you're sure as shit not Greek, John. I'm sorry your own heritage got boring. Didn't all you larpers obsess over vikings just a couple years ago?

>>1570544
>I'm not even american

t. Canadafag/Britfag/Ausfag

the idea's the same either way, faggot

>>1570555
>>1570561
Once again,
>stop liking what I don't like
Thanks for the (you)s though

>>1570564
No one's telling you that, autist. They're telling you it's cringey to fantasize about that shit given your probable background and your reasons for why.

>>1570570
There's nothing wrong with a bit of dressing-up with like minded individuals, I don't mean commuting or something like that clad in armor, my man.

>>1562806
2000

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>>1562365

>>1568397
Yes. Armor.

Ancient Greek chitoniskos, but only for young boys.

>>1560894
Underrated,

>>1561645
If by significant you mean the biggest degeneration known to man, sure. By 1975 wages and marriage were on the decline, and non-european immigration was on the rise. Has only gotten worse since.

>>1561316
Keep the clothes, I'll take the girl.

>>1561407
>making Britain great again by day, fucking bitches by night

>>1562182
Tricornes are sexy as fuck.

>>1561407
It's dem boyz

o shit waddup

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>>1560886
worldwide adaptation of simplified (one piece) kimono, comfy, easy to wear, look nice, and gave alot of various style to suit everyone from very colourful ornamented to dark and masculine

i wkuld choose togas if its not too loose on body and its lack of variety

>>1571497
kinda wrong pic, just simple one piece garment tied with sash like pict, nothing too complicated

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>>1571529
forgot pic

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>>1571533
>>1571529
>>1571497
Nah man doesnt seem as useful for active sutuations. Greek shit is the way to go, can be elegant or used in a way that lets the wearer be athletic

>>1567221
This, probably comfy too. Depends on the material.

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>>1561196

Aryan clothing

>>1560886
Ornametal codpieces.

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>>1560886
whatever these hats are called

Tophat unironically

>>1560916
Help lads
I was assigned a roomate and I looked him up on google and found his twitter and he is a carbon copy of this guy
Never actually met somebody that far into it before, I'm wondering what he'll actually be like.

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Monocle or pocketwatch

>>1567027
Interesting
Very nice

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Does natural fur count?

>>1563711
Pro-tip, that isn't a small sword or even a side-sword, that is a cutlass a variant of sabre.

>>1561645
Significant I agree, good I do not. Pretty much everything bad today can be traced back to something in the 60s. It's absolutely amazing, though, what kind of change was wrought in just 20-ish years, the entire Western civilization was forever changed in the 60s and 70s for better or for worse, mostly for worse, and we're still feeling the effects of that. Unfortunately we'r also feeling the effects of the fact that hippies in the 60s and 70s are shit politicians today.

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>>1567080
He's not wrong, California has a very similar climate to the Mediterranean.

As another sub-human califag I also think we need to bring back the Chiton, Pallium, traditional Mediterranean robes in general.

Trousers and shirts, with their suffocating waistbands, pantlegs, and collars make enough sense if you live in Germany or England but in warmer climates they are pure misery and oppression.

clamyde, no doubt.
or the poncho.

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>>1574329
I wish you could wear giant fur cloaks but either criminals, pimps, PETAfags and rappers have all conspired to ruin it.

Fur coats are /fa/ as fuck.

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Elaborately decorated menswear.

It annoys me to no end that men basically have no choices anymore other than plain dark-colored suits for dressy attire.

>>1563479
WHERE YA HIDIN

>>1573618
He'll probably have a group of weird friends who he will play board games with for 14 hours a day. Since he dresses like that, I bet he'll be pretty nice and non-judgemental about whatever you're doing, unless you're being an ultra-normie frat boy. You can always switch rooms if your pairing doesn't work out.

Source: I'm on the peripherals of the cosplayer/steampunk scene at my uni. I know a lot of people like that and they were some of the nicest people I've come into contact with.

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>>1560886
Pic related

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Hussar coats and sabretaches

>>1570538
>Can't be interested in cultures and time periods unless your ancestors were directly from there
Huh, do your parents know you're a tard?

>>1560886
Cloaks.

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It'd only be for special occasions though.

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>>1574756
Alternatively

>>1574906
>>1574494
>>1574544
Nice

>>1567114
>>1567114
Now I can't sleep

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>>1574544
I feel you senpai I too want to dress flamboyantly without people thinking I like dick.

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>>1562365
Literally a dress.

>>1575117
But now only women may wear it. The idea is that back then it was man's attire.

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>>1573577
also combined with the hobble skirt for maximum sexiness and classyness
goddamn 1910s women were hot

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Dressing in the one and only timeless style

>>1575150
>unironically being an amerifag

>>1575160

which irrelevant nation do you hail from?

>>1575160
>ironically being an amerifag

>>1575167
Not him but probably one with actual history

>>1575173

well at least we're the ones writing it now.

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>>1575194
oh snap

>>1575194
"muh big dick army that never gets anything done correctly"
Nice can't wait for history books to write about all those failed military interventions

>>1560886

>>1575213
>says the country with US military bases in it

>>1575213

Okay, you win some you loose some
>Continues to spend billions of foreign aid to keep your shithole nation safe and social programs afloat.

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>>1575228
NOT
FOR
MUCH
LONGER

>>1575244
>implying Clinton won't win
>implying Clinton won't expand our hegemony

>>1575228
>>1575223
>implying I'm from a cucked nato country
Amerifats, when will they learn

>>1560886
Parachute pants

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Spanish 16th Century

>>1562438
/thread
Floppy hats are god tier.

>>1575256
Unless you are in a BRICS country, you are under American control.

>>1561407
>>1562449
This made my day.

>>1563743
>you will never be able to wear a bitchin kepi without being laughed at

join the legion, comrade.

>>1566969
I'm not a nazi historian but I think back then gov's didn't outsource so they had enlisted troops do things like waitering and catering and doing basic cookwork

Nowadays, specifically the army outsources a lot of it's roles to civilians, anyone who went through MEPS and BT can attest to that


Hollywood doesn't show it cause having a 60 year old fat lady hand you your fatigues breaks the illusion

>>1575268
>Unless you are in a BRICS country, you are under American control.
That's already extremely debatable and its only getting less and less true as the time goes on.

Face it, America's time as a superpower is over. It doesn't mean it will sink to a third rate status any time soon but it sure as hell won't have the sort of power and influence it used to have in 1991 or even 2000.

Robes of any type

>>1575256

haha wow living in non-nato nations looks awful. If you're in a BRICS nation thats even worse.

>>1575338
>living in austria or switzerland is "awful"

American education, ladies and gentleman.

>>1575194
burn

>>1575359

While not officially in it there is no doubt those nations reap the benefits of Nato since no one around them possesses even a minor threat.

>>1560894
>historical

>>1575421
That's nonsense. Switzerland hasn't been involved in European politics since 1815 and Austria doesn't border a single threat, credible or not.

Besides, that's still besides the point. You were on a brain dead American rant about how everyone besides NATO countries sucked and 'murica #1 and that sort of idiocy.

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>>1575429

>>1570548
manlets don't deserve life tbqh

>>1575584
kek

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>>1575194
Fucking destroyed

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This badass motherfucker

>>1574362
Which is the most superior sword in history.

>>1574992
I want to get that look and set off from venice along the silkroad to orient

>>1560886
This is stupid. People just stopped wearing suits in the 80s? No one in the 50s ever just wore a T shirt?
The fuck is this based on? Oh yeah, some modern idiot's stereotypes

>>1564093
>tfw my powerful glutes make short jackets look really bad on me

>>1560928
They look shit on younger men. You need to be older with a squarish face to pull it off, but because of the modern social context you'll just seem like a tryhard anyway

>>1563300
Check'd

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>>1575584

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>>1571427
>>1567096
>>1562182
I used to dance in a Garde as a child (German carnival dance group, originated out of mocking Prussia). We all had tricorns as part of our uniform and during the yearly parade we used the corns to collect candy to throw into the spectating masses.

>>1573563
indians aren't aryan

>>1562431
That's not a toga. That's a tunic with a sash.

>>1575249
>Clinton
>winning
Tell me you don't actually want this

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>>1561407
The guy second from right looks like some kind of fucking reptillian or something.

>>1564093
Impractical as hell. If you're cold enough to need a jacket you're not going to want your lower torso exposed.

>>1578362
>anyone
>winning
Tell me you don't actually want this

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>>1580976
High waisted pants

>>1561407
Honestly they look like a bunch of squares. Only Mosley kinda pulls off the look.

>>1561004
My man

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I'm alone on this I'm sure but the 80s trend of crop tops for men. It levels the playing field a little as far as revealing clothing.

>>1577312
A male funkemariechen?

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Crinolines.

>>1561407
What Monty Python movie is this from?

>>1561407
when da whole squad looking fresh as fuck

>>1562465
>no-joke blankets
that's a fucking poncho

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Tunics. I want something breezy and to show off my muscular legs and thighs

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>>1583927
>ywn return home to your qt crying wife and have to reassure her that the south will rise again

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>>1584422
With that obesity rate the South would be lucky to rise off the couch

>>1561860
these would be pretty cool, i could actually see some rappers wear these

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>>1584501
that feel tho

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>>1584422
>ywn be a qt rich intelligent English girl from the mid-19th century

>>1584638
Why are they wearing bed comforters?

>>1567044
>Skirts are from many different cultures across the world and are a woman's clothing item
>woman's clothing item
Skirts were gender neutral in most places. Pants are the aberration, not the other way around. My balls were meant to breathe.

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>>1560995
is the security service chief Putin?

>>1561316
>>1562465
>>1562749
>>1562885
>>1583826
This is why I hate cities. It's nothing but terrible people all trying to be a special snowflake. You will never find jerk off like this in a small town.

>>1560972
this desu

>>1584642
Carriages weren't heated.

>>1585422
That's a train anon.

SWEATER
VEST

In fact, I'm wearing that shit to work tomorrow

>>1560918
That house looks cozy as fuck.

>>1567026
Those high heels, too.

>>1575194
Nice.

>>1561314
Like just imagine this being okay to wear in public. Only this.
Everyone wearing normal clothes with a few of these fuckers thrown in. Someone wearing some slightly different kind of armor is looked at like a fucking weirdo.

>>1571418
>girl

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>>1575194

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>>1566949
>Wanting a to wear a skirt

>>1561434
Pictures or its bollocks frankly

>>1585411
You will, they just hide it.

>>1586449
You have never worn one have you? It's comfy as hell.

>>1586449
You realise everyone in that movie was wearing skirts right?

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Trenchcoats would still be pretty sweet if they weren't ruined by retards.

>>1561605
>this
an elderly guy wearing this, once gave me the finger in the traffic.

>>1586685
*tips*

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>>1560886

>>1586643
I like keeping my balls warm, either way only Gaelic ever wore man skirts like that. Most celts wore pants, or at least pantaloons.

>>1587061
>Troy
>Celts

Uh huh...

>>1580966
I was thinking Eleanor Roosevelt.

ITT: people who don't actually know what a skirt is

>>1583728

Guy on the left looks like the stereotypical wormy kid who was only "friends" with the school bully so he didn't get picked on quite as much.

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>>1587061
>>1566949
Scot here. I'd like to wear a kilt day to day, but the problem is literally only tourists do that here, and I have a kinda weird accent, so people never think I'm actually Scottish.

>>1567615
I know a Thai guy w/bleached hair who wears it as a jacket, he looks pretty fucking cool.

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>>1574756

>>1583826
That looks fairly homosexual.

>>1587079
Replied to the wrong guy sorry was meant for
>>1586589

>>1562505
>wear proper capes in the winter in Milan and Paris
Makes sense considering they're very old European cultures. American culture sees capes as little more than theatrical.
Btw, winters in this country can range from nonexistent to literal hell frozen over, so function isn't the problem at all.

I'd be fine with capes coming back big. Gives that much more material for designers to work with.

>>1560886
Cloaks.
They make great windblocks and can fulfill a variety of useful functions if needed, it's a real shame that the only people that wear them these days are massive tools.

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>>1587136
I'd like for the Indian shawl to become fashionable. I saw some of the most /fa/-looking hobos in India wearing one, draped over the shoulder like a cloak. Very versatile too.

This crappy stock photo gives an idea of how comfy they can be

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Mao suits

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>>1567032
I'd like kilts/skirts to be acceptable summer wear for men to be a thing, I bet it feels great on really hot days, which is probably why men wore tunics for much of history.
Fuck, why not bring back tunics? There must be a way to make them modern and manly.

Rhodie shorts

>>1587736
they're already making an attempt with those long t shirts aren't they?

>>1563520
Have you ever been to a classical european university? Lotsa proffesors walk around in toga

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Left one.

Fucking awesome

>>1585411
Jesus you sound like a rural basement dweller. Let people dress how they want.

>>1560905
This is the only real answer. Or Egyptian clothing.

>>1563711
But anon, I already carry a pistol on me

>>1588922
Even if you're American, you still live in an area that people, some of them at least, will give you shit for carrying a weapon.

Meanwhile in the early 19th century downwards, no one would.

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>>1560886
>2000
Shit, I'm still stuck in the 2000!
Hoodies are the only thing I wear!

>>1587836
This sounds like a lie, a hurtful one too.

>>1562238
Get that burkini shit out of here.

>>1561433
>>1562465
>>1562505
>>1587136


Oh, yes. Fucking capes.

If I'm ever a paranoid billionaire (already taken care of paranoid), I'll be walking around every single goddamn day in sleek, ornamented power armor and a giant, gorgeous billowing cape.

>>1575150
Was JFK a /fa/ggot?

>>1589020
Just a prep, back in the day, and currently in ritzier parts of New England, respectable men make some attempt to dress well.

Most Americans are deathly afraid of looking like they take some pride in their appearance though. Maybe they don't want to look too French.

>>1589014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy2YhxXn7NY

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Victorian-style greatcoats. It's a pity most "greatcoats" barely reach your thigh nowadays, and if you wear them you seem like either an edgelord or someone who's waiting for the opportunity to expose himself to small children.

>>1589100

Obviously the cape will have a quick release system for safety.

>>1561434
>Ive worn a chiton out in public with a cute belt and shoes and it looked great.
You're either a girl or you're lying. Lads can't get away with that shit without looking like a fedora.

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>>1563300
>Doublets
>Double dubs
beautiful

>>1567616
>Im from Greece but I live in california
And you literally wore a chiton. Muh heritage faggotry has gotten out of control

>>1589145
I have a good friend who wears a Soviet-era greatcoat. He's an old man, though, so no one thinks he's doing it to be cool. You just have to hold off on wearing one until you're at an age where no one gives a fuck.

There's a guy where I live who hangs out at gas stations in a wheelchair wearing full Union Army getup with slouch hat and a fucking bugle. No one thinks he's doing it to be edgy or to touch little kids' ballsacks.

Or just stop giving a fuck and wear one now. The reason people think you're an edgelord is because you care what they think.

>>1589014
Or you could just become Frank Costanza's lawyer.

>>1577702
agreed . nether are germanics. Aryans got mixed and bred out centuries ago

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>>1567027
I married into a Pinoy-American family and I own a barong.

Pic related

>red horse shirt underneath

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3km8EEilbPs

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>>1567615

this is the most brilliant robe I've ever seen for a man. makes me think of Neo's coat in Matrix Reloaded.

pic related is a cape by Christophe Lemaire.

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>>1589421
>Neo's coat in Matrix Reloaded
That's called a cassock.

>>1589014

>Walk into local coffee shop
>The windows rattle with each ironclad step
>Gigantic cape billowing behind me, indiscriminately sweeping cups and laptops off of tables in my wake
>Do not heed the sounds of protest, their consternation is beneath me
>Approach the counter
>The barista looks up, terrified, at a conqueror's visage carved in decorative bronze
>My actual face is behind the ornamental facade, as well as an inch of layered steel, carbon fiber, high-impact polymers, and advanced laminates
>Through voice modulation and amplification that rattles every loose object in the building comes my order:
>"ONE ESPRESSO, PLEASE"
>Drop a gold Krugerrand on the counter as payment- I'm not sure what the peasants are using for money these days
>Receiving my order promptly, I stand in the corner to enjoy my delicious drink
>Realize that the circuit controlling the face-plate retraction is broken again
>I must keep up appearances, regardless
>Raise the comically tiny cup up to my head in a gargantuan power-gloved fist
>The suit's finicky force-multiplication programming results in me smashing the cup to pieces against the front of the helmet
>Pretend all is normal
>Through the terrified silence of the shop, approaching police sirens are clearly audible
>At least my cape looks fantastic

>>1589282
The big thing stopping me is more that I can't find one. A casual search for "greatcoat" yields shopping results for the kind that's basically a regular coat that reaches to your thighs, and more in-depth searches lead to antiques that're way out of my price range.