>No forests are more than 200 years old >mesas are perfect

Stone trees?

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>>1541472

Bitches don't know about my square-cube law.

What?

Idiots on Youtube will believe anything if you word it in a vaguely scientific-sounding way.

It's kind of hilarious seeing just how far we can push them. I love this stuff. Yes goy the earth is flat, Saturn is the devil, and mountains are trees. You should tell all your friends this is what you believe in real life. Dohohoho.

>>1541441

I take it you've never heard of Robin Hood then?

>>1541485
>xD anyone who doesn't believe what I believe is a friggin idiot!
>hehehe look how smart I am
>I figurers it out

>>1541472
Those are real actually.

>>1541492
>I'm unironically defending flat-earthers.

Ok then.

>>1541526
>I have the answer and everyone should follow me
Sorry, Jesus.

>>1541441
>>No forests are more than 200 years old

Wrong.

>>mesas are perfect hexagons

Wrong.

>>1541533
>STILL DEFENDS FLAT EARTHERS

wew

>>1541472
like the ones from Dark Souls?

>>1541441
this is /his/ not >>>/x/ bud

who would win in a fight between a flat earther and a hollow earther?

>>1541492
fuck off you titanic moron
the word was better off when the plebs kept to the farms and didn't try to think

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>>1541472

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>>1542663
>the world isn't flat AND hollow

heh...should we tell him guys?

>>1541533
>The World is made of pasta
>That sounds stupid
>OH I GUESS YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS AND THINK YOU'RE GOD, HUH??

>>1541441
>...
No.

>>1542663
Hollow earth is actually a way more entertaining claim than flat earth

>>1541441
No you fuck because mesas are generally formed from sedimentary rocks and have completely different mineralogy to petrified wood
it's easy to see how that claim is bullshit

>>1544389
so you admit both are made up of minerals? coincidence? i think not

>>1544398
nigga nearly everything on earth is made of minerals
you dumb

>>1543221
But what would naturally cause something like a planet to be hollow?

>>1544445
muh jebus

It's a basalt column from a volcano you idiots :I

>>1541441
The Jews were behind it

>>1544445
when earth first shifted here from the last dimension our world's central core became solidified and hollowed out over the aeons.

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Got access to potentially crates of these, you reckon I could make an earnest looking website and sell them to schizos?

Nope. Tree height is limited by their ability to pump water and nutrients up from their roots.

>>1541441
>>No forests are more than 200 years old
but that's wrong you fucking retard

This thread isn't even funny or cute. It's just fucking stupid. What did OP mean by this?

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>>1541485
>Saturn is the devil
Saturn isn't the devil.
Saturn is hell and the devil lives there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E

dang. I need to make some crazy bullshit youtube vids and see who buys it.

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>>1547446
go back to bed, Neal Adams