>tfw you will never be a Spanish Conquistador in 16th century

>this is what Catholics actually want

>>1538903
If the Spanish were good Christians then why didn't they use their wealth taken from the Americas to fight the Turks instead of building navies to fight the retarded bongs?

>>1539017
What

>>1539017
Because god would want every able man and woman on earth to fight the bongs

>>1538910
Myeah.

>>1538903
So basically you are unhappy you don't get to collapse an entire society with subterfuge, backstabbing and manipulation simply due to a borderline sexual obsession with gold, like a real life lehappymerchant caricature?

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>you will never be a Mongol horse archer, leaving the steppes of you ancestors to carve out a thousand-mile swathe of destruction through the major empires of your era
>You will never breach the great wall and shoot fleeing Chinese peasants for fun as the Mongol hordes close in on the imperial palace
>you will never inflict such horrible ravages on Russia that their culture is unstable well into the age of flying machines and lightning devices
>you will never gorge yourself on Persian sherbet, wipe your mouth with an irreplaceable treatise on geometry, and then break into a merchant's house drunk on fermented yak milk so you can rape his daughter and then murder his whole family
>you will never toy with Bulgarian knights like a falcon pecking at a wolf, riddling them with arrows while riding your horse at full gallop, mounted backwards

>>1539017
Heretics are just as bad as infidels.

t. 16th century Spain

>>1539466
They're worse. The infidel doesn't rot your religion from the inside like a virus or mite. And the infidel has an excuse, he was born into am alien culture, the heretic is familiar with true Christianity and knowingly turns away from Christ, thinking himself a better judge of theology. It's hubris.

>>1539438
I'd say so yeah

>>1539459
wat russian culture is stronk k8

>>1541867

Russian leaders are, in most cases, to this day more autocratic and oppressive than their Western European counterparts.

>you will never be a warrior of God
>you will never rape moors
>you will never DEUS VULT

>>1538910
Not even Catholic but sounds like the life.

>>1539017

Because God showed us that the true evil ain't the turk, the mongol or the pajeet, but the eternal anglo, and commanded us to fight and destroy that Beast forever. Amen.