I've been getting into some intense Christological debates

/shitpost/ general?

>Did Jesus ever brush his teeth?
Probably not, although I know the Greco-Romans basically used twigs and small brushes of straw for oral hygiene. The Jews may've been introduced to that, or they may've had their own thing going

>Did Jesus own the clothes on his back, or merely borrow them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUUB96c6EpY

Couldn't find the actual debate scene desu

>Did Jesus ever get diarrhea?
He ate a Middle Eastern diet, he most definitely got diarrhea.

>Did Jesus ever have an involuntary erection?
No, Jesus was in complete control of his body. When Jesus was mocked by the Pharisees for getting a erection while preaching, he purposely did it to demonstrate how childish they were.

>Did Jesus ever travel outside Galilee, Samaria, and Judea?
I think he crossed the Jordan a few times, and also headed to the Decapolis and Gennesaret

>Was Jesus left handed?
Blasphemy.

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>>1511171
>2 posts
>1 poster
Kek, OP's thread is such shit that he had to reply to himself

>>1511175
lol

>>1511082
>>1511171
>>1511175
>>1511183
3 posts
1 poster
OP you are a sad, sad man

>>1511216
Enough OP…

You retards, why do you think (you) is a thing? Municipal area networks and proxies.

OP is posting from the Vatican's SCP Crypt and Archive, duh.

>>1511249
Is it true the Vatican only has 9 computers? /sp/ told me that but it kinda sounds like bullshit. I mean with all the money they use to bribe child victims of rape, they must have enough cash for at least 15.

However, unsurprisingly the curia's fans of Real Madrid