>Oh lord, please cleanse this world of all the filth that

he was picked out by god so it's cool

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>>1496601
Dude survived 10,500 BCE Black Sea basin flood.
Arrives on shore with family and some chickens.
Locals say, "Wow!"
Legend told around campfires for several millennia and spreads planet wide.
Somebody finally writes it down.

Pretty simple really

Ah yes the flood where God in his celestial laziness decided not to change the minds of the people of the Earth, but simply drowned them

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>>1496601
>historical

>>1496629

The original is Sumerian, the Hebrews probably added it to their mythology during the Babylonian Captivity.

>>1496634
Of course not, that would go against free will. God only prevents people from changing their minds so he can punish them for repeat offenses.

>>1496660
notice the quotes tipper, it means i refer to him as a pseudo-historical figure

I thought the flood was mentioned in several ME sources, and that it most likely have happened, but more of a flood ting.