This is how an ancient chinese soldier looks like. >we

In the context of the story he's a European mercenary

>>1486868
More like WE WUZ CHINESEZ AN SHEET

Soon they'll make The Last Nigger On Earth starring Tom Hanks

>>1486870
thread/

>>1486871
haha xD that'll show those /pol/tards amirite brah

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>>1486868
>doesn't understand the Hollywood process
>doesn't know this is the director's first western-filmed epic
>/pol/-tier posting and/or reasoning
I liked House of Flying Daggers and Hero, so I'll see this anyway. No fucks given. While I wish they had chosen an Asian actor, the existence of the Silk Road means this isn't completely impossible. I hope they at least explain it that way, though because if they don't my autism will be severely triggered.

>>1486868
Movie?

>>1486897
the great mexican wall

>>1486868
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

I've watched the trailer, Chinks just copied the manga Attack on Titans

>big giant monsters
>defend the wall...etc
>That scene when they jump on monster with rope like kits attached to their knees

>>1487131
>Chinks just copied the manga Attack on Titans

The scripts were written by white Americans you fucking /pol/tard

>>1487134
It was written by a Slav.

>>1487134
Americans never plaigarised Japanese movie?

>>1487144
Japanese have a long history of plagiarizing American movies. Like a lot of samurai movies are just ripoffs of spaghetti westerns.

>>1487147
So the film is good because everyone's a plagiarist?

>>1486868
>how looks like
Why do people do this?

>>1487151
The film might be good, but I'd need to watch it before I can judge.

>>1487147
Such as?

the chinese producers wanted le movie star to attract viewers, this is the usual reason they sacrifice any semblance of historical accuracy, I bet /r/asianmasculinity is going nuts over this though

>yet another "leather jacket" historical movie
Ugh

>>1486868
>implying the first emperor wasn't a half-white rapebaby

>>1486868
According to the movie, the Great Wall of China is 5500 miles long, and it took 1700 years to build....i actually wanted to fucking die when i read that horseshit

>>1486868
We were soldiers and such, my good fellows.

>>1486868
Ouch. How can Sub-Saharan Africans even compete?

>>1487176
Seven Samurai is just a carbon copy of the magnificent 7.

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>>1487502
You almost got me, m8.
And Yojimbo was made into A Fistful of Dollars.
I really like all the back and forth between samurai movies and westerns. It's really cool how easily a plot can work with both.

>>1487502
Seven Samurai came out 4 years before the Magnificent Seven.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054047/

>>1486868
what*
"This is what an ancient Chinese warrior looks like."

>>1486868
Fucking racist!
Everyone knows the REAL ancient Chinese people were black before the damn whiteys womyn came and wanted to have children with the BBC but when the babys were born the whiteys used their cracka magic to bleach the skin and make them look like what they look like today baka

>>1487725
>This is what some blacks believe about Egypt

who cares

iron man was never a black woman either

>>1487751
What if he identified as one you fucking bigot

>>1487143
No.

>>1487756
maybe this particular ancient chinese soldier identified as matt damon shitlord

>>1487733
>this is what some whites believe about China
>and Egypt
>and Iran
>and Greece and Rome

Out of all Hollywood actors, They chose Mad Demon.

>>1487640

Ford heavily influenced Kurosawa

>go watch Star Trek
>"Alibaba Films" appears before the movie
They're fucking buying everything REEEEEEE

>>1487131
>Chinks
>director is clearly jewish+white+American

>>1487186
>I have no clue what I'm talking about

He is literally a European mercenary in the movie. The WHITE director is not that retarded.

>>1487778
White =/= Germanic.

I know americans are a bit autistic about this, but in most countries white is a synonym of Europid.

>>1487640
I have to recommend setting up a movie night with both films, putting the Japanese one first and seeing who gets it in your group, most of my m80s are pretty on it but there's always one you can rip on
>>1487658
get spooked on son

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>>1487930

>>1487147
Other way around. Nice b8 though, very subtle.

>>1487766
>An adaptation of a short story by a Slav, this film examines the enclosure and protection of Europe by a complex and growing system of walls, fences and systems of exclusion.

>>1489701
>American movies
>spaghetti westerns
>American
>spaghetti

>>1487774
made me giggle 2bh

>>1489771
What Slav?

joint chinese/american film
in america they show matt damon
in china they show andy lau
shit son what's so hard to understand

>>1489771
>he thinks Kafka was a Slav

How embarrassing

>>1486871
Get off my porch, white trash

>>1486868
>This is how... looks like.

Kill yourself.

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>>1486868
>Black guy gets cast to play Hannibal in a TV series nobody will watch
>/his/ REEEEEEEEEEEEs the fuck out over it

>White guy gets cast to play some mythical saviour of the Chinese Great Wall in a major Hollywood movie
>"lol who cares"

>>1487707
>implying ancient
>not the start of global trade and the silk road with the west.
I bet you're one of those people mad that Marco Polo had a white guy in it too.
I mean I guess I cant blame you, most people, didn't pay attention in world history class, despite claiming to love globalization and multiculturalism.

>>1491937
>actual fictional European character in a fantasy movie vs portrayal of actual historical character
Gee I wonder why people would feel differently about it

>>1491937
Everyone hates niggers.

無白無牆

>>1487831
tbf the new star trek was fucking amazing

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>>1486868
china be fucked

>>1486868
European mercenary

>>1492296
Romans

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>>1486868
Is this the Attack on Titan live action film I've been waiting for?

>>1491937
You can't be this stupid.

>>1486868
>This is how an ancient chinese soldier looks like.
Please give me an image of how and ancient Chinese soldiers looked like.

You know that there were Merchenaries in ancient China that were from Aryan tribes in Central Asia right? Even the Qin the deployed Tocharian horsemen to train and breed horses.
To not forget during times of fracture many foreign tribes would settle in north and around the Yangze river.

Also see this >>1486870