>tfw born to late to fight in the first two great wars and

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>tfw I was born too late to bomb Dresden

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>>1480916
>tfw I was born too late to be immolated in Dresden

>ftw the next great war we'll all get zapped in the streets by lasers that are thousands of miles away and nobody will survive to know how the war ends

>>1480912
I unironically agree. WW3 is an inevitability in the grand scheme of things, and it's going to be a shit show. At least most of the soldiers in WW2 were able to see their killers before they were gunned down. >>1480930 is probably not far from the truth

>>1480937
I just wanted to me in an m4 sherman tank crew and kill some nazis buuuuttt nnooooooooooooo.
Instead i will get to stare at a computer screen to bomb my targets

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>born too late to fuck up that faggot Pompey

>>1480937
People often say that WW1 was the war in which honor died. Being killed by a sniper whose several hundred yards away in a trench, a mass artillery barrage fired by cannons miles away or being crushed and blown to bits by a 10 ton tank.

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>born just in time to build 21st century communism

>>1480983

/lit/ just had an aneurism

>>1480983
Is that that hooker that hangs out with the chinese autist writer guy?

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>Born too late to be a, truly, great Painter

>>1480983
Nah, lass. You were
>born just in time to see communism be consumed into the neoliberal machine to make more money for the capitalist

Communism lost. You're just another puppet now.