>"WHOA, WHOA!!! REEL IT BACK!"
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"That's better."
>"Alright, you see that guy with his brains blasted all over the dashboard? Well, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself in such a mess."
>"Well its a long story, how about you sit back and listen to my story. . . "
>[spoiler]SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME[/spoiler]
It was an inside job, right?
>>1419920
>"It was my bitch wife"
>dashboard
Do you own a car OP?
>>1419921
Of course. It was probably the CIA using the Mob, and the Mob found a patsy.