ITT: post amusing, bizarre, or otherwise interesting religio

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP0J2eDPIjU

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zuljuu6uqqc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A1GCbtUV9Y

>baptized in a horse trough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L8rcgP_jJY

>those papist screams

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>>1414150
This whole movie. Fuck.

>>1414192
So if pic related collapsed no one would scream?

>no one worships Jefferson
Hey faggot, neither did any of those Catholics worship that statue either. It was a loud crash, those cause screaming.

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>>1414208
Forgot pic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHqfk5lMw-E

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>>1414192
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oSaayx70zT0

>>1414208
>So if pic related collapsed no one would scream?

>comparing the sound and risk a 19 foot statute made out of bronze that weighs more than multiple cars falling has to a 3 foot plaster one.

Im sure you also have some opinions on why apples are terrible because they arent like oranges

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>>1414223
>12 minutes of this shit
Not even God Himself could give a fuck about something this tedious

>>1414223
>automatically assuming I think papists are idolaters like some inbred baptist.

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>>1414236
The only difference is volume and surprise.

Besides, Churches echo. The sound of a 3 foot plaster statue breaking will carry.

Plus, no one suspects a loud sudden sound to be coming up. Hence why Jump Scares are a thing.

If the hanging cross in pic related fell, would the congregation not scream in shock at the loud noise and sudden property damage?

>>1414246
>unironically saying "papists"
>"I'm not an inbred baptist retard guys!"

You kinda bring assumptions like that on yourself with that lexicon.

>>1414241
>TL;DW Catholics and Prots arguing about "idolatry" is like two kids arguing about watching Jumanji because their parents said "No R-rated Robin Williams movies" and one won't acknowledge Jumanji isn't rated R

>>1414150
>it's the Mormon shit isn't it
>it is
Kek

>>1414268
>esides, Churches echo. The sound of a 3 foot plaster statue breaking will carry.
>Plus, no one suspects a loud sudden sound to be coming up. Hence why Jump Scares are a thing.

Actually watch the video the screams started well before it hit the ground or even fell. It wasn't surprise but upset.

>>1414272
>You kinda bring assumptions like that on yourself with that lexicon.

Nah that kind of label is more for the "whore of Babylon" / Fish hat types

>>1414287
Fuck I meant Jehovah's Witnesses

>>1414150
JWs are fun to mess with. The last time they came to my door I answered in a pair of stained underwear and holding a handgun; when they had the guts to keep going and asked me who I thought controlled the world, I said "the jews, obviously" and slammed the door on them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLfgaUoQCw

>>1414220
Wow I'm not even Muslim but this spooked me into saying bismallah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0-EgjUhRqA

>>1414167
I enjoyed this.

>>1414177
>Long live God!
>God is the Greatest!
>There is only one God!
When he shouts these at the end, this is a word to word English translation of ISIS videos when they're doing ISIS stuff.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rle14iadYeA

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You shits don't know the meaning of fucked up.

Just... everything here: www.jw.org

>mfw I'm still in and am actually forced to watch this crap with family

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>>1414150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqZClRbKNUM

It's a little entrancing with the rhythm and chanting. Despite being a Catholic, I find the method of prayer very interesting

>>1414150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOJEUVnSbr8