who were the most low energy, cucked politicians and rulers

>low energy, cucked

Do you talk like this in real life?

>>1373661
Do you think of /his/ as real life?

Justinian.
>inb4 Orthocuck tranny comes in here crying

>>1373661
>4chan is real life
keqq'ed

>>1373655
Valerian

Roman Emperor who was used as a Persian footstool and then was eventually flayed alive and stuffed, becoming a trophy.

Why is there multiple threads with references to cuckolding as a core of their subject on every single board, every single day?

Augustus was such a whiny insecure cuck he tried and failed to spread cuck rumors about every one else when it came to how he was cuckolded

>>1376760
>And here's my trophy room
>First Prize in Hoop and Stick at the academy, pretty proud of it
>Here's my stuffed giant gold digging ant
>Here's a big candle stick some tribals gave to Cyrus, pretty slick huh?
>Here's my stuffed Roman Emperor
>This is a painting of my sister and I as children, created by the finest artist in the land.
>Now, if you'll follow me to the dining rooms...

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>>1376760
This is a good answer.

I think mercilessly shitposting sassanian-era persian stuff would be a good way to troll the byzantine-spammers home. They're mostly americans from /pol/ anyway.

>>1376760
>>1376779
The skining and stuffing was probably roman propaganda, persians respected monarchy and had an old tradition of keeping captive kings that goes back to the Arsacids.

>>1376767
cuck is /pol/'s new meme insult