How would history changed if Jesus instead of turning water into

That's just crazy.

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>>1342307
It would be way less fun.

>>1342307
He would have been kicked out of the wedding

Desert water wouldn't be potable

>"Jesus, we're running out of wine! We'll have to serve the guests water."
>"Shazam! Look at that shit! The wine is now water!"
>"What the actual fuck Jesus why did you do that"

>>1342307
Muhammad approves

Muslim prophet bans alcohol and fucks kids, Christian prophet uses his godly powers just to keep a party going.
This means that christianity is an ideal normie religion, and islam is great for /r9k/

>>1342880
>own mother was a virgin
>normies

>>1342880
>Muslim prophet bans alcohol and fucks kids,
What about Moses and Joshua

>>1342307

But the "water to wine" thing was lifted from a Roman cult, wasn't it?

>finally study orthodoxy and the early church
>realize it's no more than thinly veiled emperor worship

PAX ROMANA

>>1342880
>islam is great for /r9k/
No surprise there.