The Ecuadorian Peruvian War was the longest conflict in modern

In numbers maybe, here in Perú everything was chill until the '90s

>>1260648
Wouldnt like the Byzantines fighting the turks be the longest enduring conflict, spanning from 1000-1400?

>>1260653
No penis

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>1941
>the world is at war with each other
>Ecuador and Peru says fuck you guys, we'll play by ourselves.
>for 20 days
>call it the war of 1941.

>>1260685
Holy shit we won a war

>>1260704
My father was from Ecuador. So I am.half Ecuadorian.

Ecuador and Peru are playing poverty ball tonight you watching?

>>1260712
Roommates will so probably, is not that I dislike soccer, is just that Perú is terrible at it and everytime I see a match is a fucking torture.

>>1260722
>mfw we could only score one to haiti
JUST

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>>1260723
And people were celebrating mate! Celebrating. Because we made one goal. To Haiti. Haiti.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>1260704
You won a "war".

>>1260736
People died. I still remember the screams.

>>1260653
Bending over and spreading your cheeks doesn't count as fighting, Ioannes Tourkoupoulous.

>>1260653
>in modern history

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years%27_War

Nah.

>>1262505
>not three hundred and thirty three years war
These non-autists are awful.