What's the first thing you're gonna do when you

Masturbate.

What does it matter? I have my eternal heroine IV. Nothing matters anymore.

>>1218095
Probably take an aspirin to help that massive case of death.

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>>1218095
Get YHWH tattooed on my forehead and worship God forever and ever, there will be no tears, sinning will be impossible, Benevolent serfdom hivemind universal conflagration forever and ever.
Revelation 22:2-5

Clearly.

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We should have a 4chan meetup on the other side.

>tfw tripfags go straight to the pit

Challenge god to honorable melee combat to decide who will command his position.

Fuck one of those cute shota angels like the ones from the old renaissance paintings.

>>1218147
Big if true

>>1218095
Sin.

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>>1218389
Hate to break it to you, but...
this is how the Bible actually describes those "cute shota angels".

>>1218095
How does one do anything in a non-existent place exactly?

>>1218402
>this is not the best possible scenario

>>1218402
That is less than ideal, but I'd probably give it a go.

>>1218095
Ask the kids with leukemia who died for God's amusement if they like dank memes.

>>1218389
>>1218417
You will not be going to Heaven

>>1218095
laugh

>>1218095
Ask to see everyone in my family tree

>>1218481
Says you. We'll see what God has to say about it.

Sing and praise the lords name? What the fuck else would god let you do there?

>>1218495
Including the procariotes?
It will be crowded.

>>1218505
EVOLUTION ISNT REAL YOU DUNCE

>>1218512
You are on >>>/his/, did you get lost on your way to >>>/trash/ ?

Get a computer delivered to my heaven bedroom so i can shitpost from beyond the garve