ITT historical figures who you'd love to have as a

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>>1157171

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>>1157174

>>1157176
>>1157174
>>1157171
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Greeks were cunts

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>>1157106
>>1157106

>>1157787
>Greeks were cunts
>were

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>>1157780
>Brolisaurius

Pic related. Would love to chill w/ Anaximander and talk about evolution

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How is this Fucker not the only answer!

>>1157855
he would probably be a snob with no tolerance for anglos

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>>1157952
Fuck Anglos

>>1157106
My boy Claudius

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I would have loved to party my face off with this motherfucker

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My boy Petronius would have been dank to chill with and get in all kinds of highjinks with

>tfw ywn get drunk and bang whores with Ben Franklin then show him modern inventions and shit

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I'm sure he was a nice guy deep down

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>>1159456

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Gaius Julius Caesar

fucker could cut a deal and boy he did love the ladies

would party with

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Definitly the guy that made fire, cuz he was wicka smart

Dat language barrier tho

>>1157106
Willy II - Seems like he'd be fun to hang out and talk politics with but his temper might get in the way
Nixon - Would be fun as shit to play cards over a beer with Nixon
Diogenes - The ultimate shoot the breeze character. 10/10 would chill with.

>>1157780
Who /wife's son/ here?

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>>1157787
>John the Good
>Cunt

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>you will never attend a raging 18th century party with this smug motherfucker and shitpost about the "Holy," "Roman," "Empire," while giving hot 18th century sluts the d

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>tfw he died too soon :(
>>1159456
about to post him, the fucking legend

>>1163384
feels bad man

>>1159135
>makes you listen to his mediocre poetry all the time
worst kind of friend

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My nigga

>>1162734
procopius pls go

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Would watch chariot races and drink wine with

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that was easy

Augustus would be a gas.

>>1159135
>>1159135

>tips diadem

nero would have loved facebook tho

Lincoln? Always Lincoln.

>>1157106
>its another "you should know these people by their statue/medieval portrait" thread

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>>1157106
>ancient bust
>image.jpeg
>no explanation in text
you are the worst kind of faggot

>>1168242
But you should though. We don't exactly have photographs of them.

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these two

>>1168242
Agrippa

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>tfw he will never paint you like one of his french girls

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>>1157106

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>>1157106
>tfw you will never exchange banter with the original /his/torian

>>1158738
Keep in mind, you would have been remembered as one of the worst things to ever happen to the Catholic Church.

>>1170545
That guy always looked like he was in on the joke and I wasn't, and he knew it.

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>>1170578
He's almost as smug as Voltaire. I feel like he would have been even more smug in person.

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>tfw he'll never drag you around the world in crazy, death-defying adventures like some early 20th century male manic pixie dream girl

Germanicus

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We would talk for hours

>>1157789
underrated post

>>1169859

Cornelia's Jewels

Theodore Roosevelt
Catherine the Great
Mansa Musa

Caligula and I would tear shit up.

Ghenghis khan also.

>>1172328
>Ah, yes mr Lenin, let us si a micro brew together, sir and decide upon the method that we shall use to SMASH THE STATE. Also, , y wife could use a nice big Jamaicn cock to help her relieve the stress of being married to me, an ardent and dangerous revolutionary
:The post

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He looks so comfy

>>1172399
Don't put me together with eurocucks.