Any male escorts hanging around? Looking for some advice on how

Hey OP, if you're going to dump pics, try actually posting some that are board appropriate. This board is called Hardcore for a specific reason.

This isn't rocket science.

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OP again.
Been thinking about this kind of thing for a while, and possibly even selling my homosexual virginity to a wealthy man for a significant sum. Any thoughts?

Well, if you're thinking about becoming an escort, you need to ask one important thing:

Do you want your job to be where you bang NOTHING but ugly people? Because that's the only kind of people that buy sex.

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>>1127526
yes, sorry. I am being a dildo, improperly used.

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>>1127529
With what I have to offer, or at least feel I have to offer, I'm aiming more for the higher end of the market, hence asking for advice on how to market myself. I realise I may not be attracted to the clients, but acting is part of the game, and Viagra guarantees decent wood...

>>1127532
>I'm aiming more for the higher end of the market
That only means you'll be banging rich ugly people instead of poor ugly people.

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>>1127533
indeed, so the benefits will be worthwhile.

>>1127521
what kind of pecker are you offer your future clientele?

do you have any experience with this "trade" on any level?

>>1127521
how much experience do you have getting fucked in the ass?

>>1127534
Sure, if you consider permanent psychological trauma for money a worthy trade off.

"I'm a handsome, intelligent, articulate, travelled, educated English guy"

lol wut, then how can you be English?

>>1127618
i kekd

Maybe you should talk to Dan Aykroyd. I'm sure he studied for the role.

>>1127618
U fckin wot cunt i'll brake ur jaw I swear on me nan

>>1127618
>I'm a handsome, intelligent, articulate, travelled, educated English guy
It was a dark and stormy night...OP was a handsome, intelligent, articulate, travelled, educated English guy.

>>1127525
the fuck is this? there's literally nothing even remotely fappable about this picture. its just an average bodied woman in water. no pussy lines, nudity, good angle, ass, nothing. and you have this saved on your computer. why? is this what gets you off? are you 12?

if youre not fucking old grandpas by 15 then you will not make it to being a male escort. that is the test, fucking grandpas before 15.

>>1129817
damn you're mad as fuck, l m a o

You'll want an agency to go through. Yes, they do take a cut. But, they also help you get better clients, and weed out cops and crazies. Trust me, you want this.

>>1129811
Kek

>>1127521
pics or you can't happen

>>1131726
>cops

If he's in the UK then escorting is legal.

>>1127547

We all have to sell ourselves to live in this exploitative capitalist system. At least with prostitution, the fucking is more visable.

>>1127527

So some fat, hairy sheik?

I dont consider myself an escort but
>be me
>know agency that sends out people to do elderly assistance jobs
>do some calls for them
>take some grannies to hospitals and doctors for checkups etc
>get called about a night assist
>basically client is sick and needs someone in the house just in case she feels ill
>they ask me if I would do it
>I flat out tell my boss I'd do anything
>they say prepare for the worst because very very dirty house and crazy lady
>go to lady's house
>not too old, almost 60
>not ugly
>house is in bad shape, furniture either destroyed or messy, litter
>word is she had a mental breakdown etc
>she wants to go out before bed
>take her to the city for a stroll in the park
>eventually grab her waist gently while we walk
>kiss her etc, do like I'm her boyfriend
>good thing I practiced with prostitutes
>go back to her home
>they told me sleep on couch dont go upstairs
>we go upstairs and fuck
>she calls the agency again the next day
>and the day after for a week asks for me
>eventually she proposes to skip the agency
>I do, get paid more too
>dont feel bad for it because theyve underpaid me in the past
>eventually become like a boyfriend
>I still ask the money every month
>shes mad about it but pays
>pays until says this is too expensive she cant keep up
>fuck Im losing the job
>end up cutting my fee
>but its still great money
>end up negotiating alot more, wonder if shes jewing me
>ff 8 months
>says she loves me and would be happy if I went there sometimes "because you want and not because I pay you"
>I tell her shes dear to me maybe if she could help me with expenses I could help her in return
>still feel jewed but I never saw this much money so I want to keep her
>have to go with the situation now
>end up becoming her unemployed son
>all I do is play vidya and eat, sometimes fuck
>9pm to 7am
>still ask money every month but I dont make it sound like she HAS to
>she says she'll take care of me and not to worry about anything

>>1143796
sir. wow.

just wow.

>>1143796
Thats a nice story anon. Tbh that sounds like the good life

>>1143796
Damn brother, sounds like a hit gilf porn scenario. Enjoy it while it lasts. Probably a safe bet to fuck raw and cum inside her too right?

>>1144767
Hot*

This thread needs an award for lasting so long.

>>1144767
>Be me
>28
>Meet a 48 y.o milf in my master's program
>Be living w her and cumming inside her pussy for 2 years now.

Best. Thing. Ever.