Could we have discussion about anal from gender neutral position?

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>>9871502
Holy fuck, JUST

>>9871468
I know of a girl personally that had anal sex with someone and it tore her anus. To the point she had to have surgery. it was torn and couldn't fully shut so her shit juice kept leaking out and it was a really humiliating thing for her.

So yes, there are risks. If there is no tearing or not monster insertions, the muscle with tighten and loosen normally.

Relax.

>>9871468
This board isn't for discussion

>>9871468
>itt Anal avenger lite

>>9871468
Every torn anus permanent prolapse story is a one-in-a-million that anal avenger uses as "proof". Well, one guy who has never run decided to go for a run and broke his leg - This is the same thing as the prolapse story.

Look - I have older gay friends, one is my co-worker. they've been doing anal for 40 years, and nothing "leaks". It's a bizarre fantasy that (I believe) has it's roots in homophobia. I fuck my wife's ass like I have for 10 years, nothing's broken, torn, ruined, or leaky. Same with the other girls I know who love anal. The only danger to getting fucked 100 times a year in the ass is STDs. Pornstars who are showing prolapse are TRYING TO PROLAPSE! They get paid more by prolapse fans. You don't prolapse by assfucking, you prolapse by learning how. The rosebud is a fetish, and her patrons are paying extra to see it. My wife has never done a rosebud, nor any other girl I assfuck, because I'm not asking for it.

Anal fucking is not fisting, it's not bad dragon toys or fire extinguishers - that's different and yes, inhumanly large objects will change the biology of an asshole. That's not a nice buttfuck in the shower with normal dick sizes. Don't conflate.

tl;dr Regular anal sex with human cocks does not lead to permanent damage.

Most of my poops are bigger than a large human penis.

>>9871468
I used to fool around with 'anal masturbation' some years ago. Only difference I noticed was that farts would pass without noise after a while. Once I ceased, things went back to normal, though it took several months.

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>>9871707
To be honest, most risks with anal are avoided by following the "Lube up" mantra.
Else you risk tugging, and "ripping" due to the skin getting tugged out with your schlong

>>9871707
This guy knows what's up

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>>9871613
why is that?

I think we could have comfy discussion while posting webms.

Amount of degeneracy on this one board is off the charts, I bet there are few interesting people here

>>9871793
I'd like some salsa por favor.

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>>9871807
I do not now, you would have to ask on /tv/.

They are into this kind of stuff

if you know what I mean

>>9871825
didn't know hulk got down like this{question mark}

>>9871707

well, this... great answer by anon, have been fucking my GF in the ass since 2004 and we never had a problem, we obviously don't use horse dildos or dragon dildos either, pornstars that prolapse do it because of the extra money.

>>9871468

Bad things only happen if you
Don't clean your butt
Insert dangerouse objects into your ass (too big, rigid edges ect)
do anal like 4 hours a day
Don't use lube if your going to get a pounding.

>>9871807
looking for the teacher's name I found this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069233/synopsis

>>9871468
I have anal sex with a 10 inch cock constantly
>literally 0 consequences
prolapse is largly a myth and these idiots who try and ruin every anal thread are just homophobes.

Go ruin someone elses fun with your myth

>>9871468
i got interested by the original video but what the fuck is this thread i dont get it

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>>9871890
but every single camwhore that does anal is also prolapsing

I think the only one with healthy anus is hotbabte18 or sth like that.

>>9871916
A prolapse that lasts a few seconds, but nothing permanent.

>>9871825
sauce ?

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>>9871916
PEEEEEAKE

>>9871491
source?

>>9871502
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>>9871491
What is going on here?

i had a lot anal sex and i start to feel pain so yes the asshole is very sensitive, i use to have anal sex in 3 o 4 week in a mouth and i now i can't even 1

I guess I'll tell it here, but when I started messing with anal masturbation my ass was very "closed", I guess.

At the beginning I didn't use lube at all and kinda forced it with hairbrushes and such, so now my ass is permanently more "open" than before, not inside or the hole itself, but before the hole, I don't really know how to explain because I've never seen anyone complain abou this.

>>9871916
Sauce?

>>9871496
What show is this??

>>9871468
Heard the original video was pretty good, but nobody ever posted the link

>>9871707
>That's not a nice buttfuck in the shower with normal dick sizes

water swipes any lubricant, natural or artificial, remember that fellow anal lovers

>>9871745
>Most of my poops are bigger than a large human penis.
Excellent point

>>9872753
So you're just like the girls in porn ? The girls like when you see their anus, the first thing that come to your mind is "This hole has seen some light" ?

>>9872271
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>>9871468
>gender neutral
Just say male or female. Shemale is not a gender.

>>9872874
She as a brazilian girl, made 3 videos but as deleted all

>>9874255
Are you . . . are you an idiot?

>>9872753
Yeah, that happens to me when I start fucking it regularly. It's more of a change in the butt shape, I guess you could say?

I wouldn't complain about it, though. Mine looks nicer that way.

I believe your butthole is just a muscle. I could see the idea of it getting ruined but you might be able to control it, somewhat of a yoga for your ass? But most likely as 60 year olds they will shit out there guys on the daily reg

>>9872920
yeah, it also gets swept up along with your dick and makes a swampy mess, unless she is super clean.

I mean, maybe that guy's wife just had a very clean butt. I was FWB with a girl whose butt was alway clean and needed very little lube. I bet women like that are one in a million, though

>>9874319
do you think its nicer? or do you actually get compliments?

>>9872272
>>9872460
>>9872806

You're the Worst on FX

Saw some fucking reddit thread about this show and it was full of dudes upset that the show doesn't do cucking "justice" and how they were going to introduce their wives to the idea by her watching it.

The rate of incontinence is no higher in gay males than it is in non-gay males.

gg no re.

>>9871870
Gf of 12 years? No marrige?

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>>9874877
No. You arrived at your conclusion and just quote mine everything. You are wrong and a retard.

there is no censorship of any kind going on, the butthurt anal guy has been banned for blatantly breaking multiple global rules and keeps getting his ban reset through ban evasion

and it's very easy to notice that it is all about him, he does all of this for himself, he can't help his autism
that's why he always specifically keeps trying to state that it's not about him

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>>9874920
He is an alt-right piece of trash who said he is primarily motivated by fighting degeneracy.

Also he is very wrong and any reading into his sources shows baaad science and misquotes.

>>9871468
I use to fuck my ex every day anally for two years. No problems whatsoever. Apart from a couple of utis months apart which is expected.

Anal prolapse happens because pornstar are getting fucked forcefully without lube sometimes with monster sized dildos. An average sized cock with plenty of lube can be easily managed. I mean think of squeezing out a shit. Does your ass bleed from that?

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>>9875037
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069233/synopsis
yessir yessir

>>9871825
The fuck is this

>>9871873
My dad told me he was going for a smoke 2 weeks ago.
Never will a specle of brown stick on hole

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>>9875078
>ASSHOLE CAN FUCK ITSELF
>THE SINGULARITY HAS BEEN REACHED

>>9871707
Yeah not much personal experience, but this would be my assumption. Gay guys have anal sex all the time. I know gay guys who are older, they don't all have life altering butt trauma. I assume if you aren't really brutal with it all the time, it wouldn't cause permanent damage.

I think when porn stars have problems with it, it's because they are not having a normal sex life. They are getting speed reamed in the butt by nine inch dicks for like twenty straight minutes, and sticking huge dildos and peoples arms up there, and they're doing it day after day, so it takes a toll. Like with anything that is otherwise benign, if you take it to an extreme it can become a problem.

>>9874897
Can you please link me that reddit thread

I need to see this

>>9871793
I could cut diamonds with muh dick right now.

>>9871468
Do you have problems with your anus after shitting ten thousand times?

>>9875207
In German, with no subtitles. still worth it though.
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>>9871502
fml this shit makes me suicidal

Never be that beta

>>9875195
The show is You're the Worst, after they came up with this bullshit I stopped watching.

>>9871468
>Trying to spell word
>hmm...ree...ree...surch...
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>uh...*backspace*
>C...CH...
>CHURCH?
>no wait that's fucking retarded,,,
>C...
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>OH...CHSEARCH
>RE-CHSEARCH! IT'S FUCKING RECHSEARCH NAILED IT.

>>9875325

tries to criticize spelling, gets OP's spelling fuckup wrong.

>>9871479

That title/filename really lives up to the content.

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>>9875325
:(

>>9871888
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069233/synopsis
Those scene synopsis what the fuckkkkkk

>>9874255
Dude, english is not my native language but even i got the message. ffs.

>>9871468
Can be safe if not a retard about it. Anal sex is something that stupid people (i.e. most people) shouldn't try simply because staying safe requires being much more well in-tune to how your body functions than most people ever are.

And like anything risky, the more you do it the more you increase your chances of having a fuck-up.
Like a regular cigarette smoker living healthy into their 80's, it is possible engage in anal sex on a frequent basis and nothing significantly or permanently bad happening, but it's still an incredibly risky behavior the more often and at greater intensity it is done. But even your "every three days + holidays" (which I highly doubt is accurate) is not terribly extreme if the largest thing going inside the ass is a larger-than-average human penis and sex at a fast pace is kept short.

It's also important to keep in mind that for people who engage in anal sex (and I speak from personal experience) it is much less frequently done than pornstars or cam pornstars let on.

>>9875183
gay men do not have anal sex all the time, at least for most couples

Anal requires a lot of extra prep work for the sake of comfort and reasonable sanitation that, for example, vaginal sex flat out does not require, so it's reserved as a special occasion/not-multiple-times-a-week for most couples who engage in anal sex, not just gay male couples.
>no need to eat certain foods at certain times in preparation for vaginal sex
>no need for douching or enema for vaginal sex
>no need for condom for the sake of not getting a UTI for vaginal sex
>no need to use special lube to help prevent UTI for vaginal sex if not using condom
>no need for special, thicker lube specifically for vaginal sex
>vagina naturally lubricates so forgetting or going without lube for vaginal sex is much less risky

>>9876538
forgot to add
>much less warm-up time required for vaginal sex to not be painful
>much less time required to go from starting the process of having vaginal sex to actually penetrating vagina than the equivalent for anal sex
>much less checking up on proper lubrication for vaginal sex since vagina can self-lubricate

Of any form of non-kink sex, anal has the highest time and logistical requirements. It's not worth the effort on a normal-day basis

>>9871479
well, it's not gay if hes fucking a girl?

>>9876429
Please, can you link me some websites or places where I can read more about this? The damaging risks that porn bring to society? I'm eager to read and learn about this. Peace

>>9871888
https://youtu.be/-24s0UQ6jCE Schoolgids growing up 1972 Movie

>>9876646
All 3 Movies are fully available free on YouTube

>>9875325
Also, he's dumbing his/her random stuff.

So goot do geg a dumb.

(But to be random, it's pretty on topic, chief)

>>9876552
My gf never did anything you said and we never had problems.
A few fingering, lubed up, dick inside, no problem no dirt

>>9876538
There is no such thing as "special lube" for anal, you can use any lube...

>>9875133
Bam. just like that. And the iPhone 8. Is going to be. That. And more. Bam. iPhone 8. The robots are here.

I have fucked a lot of women in the ass, and it's going to be how it's done that counts. If the guy shoves it in and out really hard, like it's a pussy, that's probably more dangerous. If he's big, well, I'm gonna say that's more dangerous. They way I did it was started them off was by sliding a finger in while eating their pussy, because the juice and spit is going to get the hole slippery anyway. Then just probed around a little until they came, with a gentle in out push and pull as they were coming. This amplified the orgasm, and makes them want more. Then, graduate them to spooning, just pressing the well lubed tip up against the anus and having them hold their ass cheeks open until it starts to slide in. Once it's in, don't pound her. Get off on the mindfuck. A little in and out is okay, but keep it gentle. She'll be okay. She's probably takes shits bigger than you, cowboy.

>>9871825
Really want some sauce...

>>9876833
The best is spit, or none. Get fucked in your ass enough and it makes it's own lube.

Also nothing a dick can do to an ass will make it not shit right.

The shitting problems come from loving things shoved in your ass so much you shove things so big and hard up there that you damage yer bum.

>>9871491
meaningless without audio

>>9871468
why do you mention shemales specifically? Lots of bottom gay guys are getting fucked in the 365 days a year

>>9876910
>Get fucked in your ass enough and it makes it's own lube.
The only three candidates for this are shit, mucus and blood
None are good, hygienic lubes

Straight men have been fucking each other in the ass since we evolved a need to put our cocks in tight crevices, surely our species has evolved to the need of getting some anal action

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>>9871468
I've done a lot of anal masturbation stuff sometimes for a few hours watching hentai.

I start off with an oil, but over the session, mucus acts better.
If you want pleasure though, insertion (just like vaginal) is just mental play and causes little pleasure other than the idea of being fucked.
Vibrators are where it's at if you want to enjoy crazy orgasms.
Paticular favorite are the vibrating anal bead wands, but if there's anything in your colon it's a disastor in progress.

i've been fucking my ass since about age 14. i'm 26 now. I still can't even rosebud even if i'm trying.

Dude. Its the anal avenger. Why dont you start your own threads explaining the evils of anal sex then spamming threads filled with degenerates.

Also first ammendment freedom of association you can straight up put whatever u want in your bhole. Its in the constitution.

>>9877210
Ahem, i mean generally sexual activity is through the first ammendment. To collude with other buttfuckers is bill of rights.

>>9876905
>>9875087
>>9872241
Toni Erdmann, German film that cam out this year.

Not porn.

I'm a doctor and I can tell you the rectum is not a sex organ

>>9877107
Same here. Started at 14, now 35. Can take a pretty large dildo (bigger than any real cock but none of that ridiculous dragon dildo shit). I'm also pretty certain I can deepthroat and throat fuck better than any girl in the area. If not, I could certainly rank pretty high in a cocksucking and deepthroating competition.

Never had a real dick in me, but my girlfriend pegs me regularly and I'm trying to get her into throatfucking me after the anal but she is too kind and thinks it's hurting me.

>>9871468
Well, tissue around the esfincter has a lot of trouble healing and can leave people incontinent, thats why doctors very rarely cirurgically treat hemorroids, now if anal can cause damage I dont know, but if it does its hard to solve

>>9877335
Neither is your mom's mouth, but I still have sex with it regularly

>>9871479
Sauce?

>>9871468
I think stuffing pressurized cans of stuff with potentially sharp edges and ridges up your ass is harmful, but if they isn't a sexy webm I don't know what is.

>>9876538
Regular cigarette smokers have fuck up lungs. They could never compete with healthy people. Regular anal receivers have nothing bad going on in their bodies.
Please don't use an unhealthy habit as an analogy.

>>9877335
God I hate doctors who have never read any article related to frequent anal sex telling us what to do.
Go make a study on enema. Get 100 people and watch them doing enema for 5 years and write the results before telling us what is bad.
Who told you rectum can't be used for sex? Your priest?

>>9871793
SAUCE FFS

incontinence risk go from 7% to 12% for males who do anal and from 9 to 15% for females


it's not something you should do but butt licking(assuming it's clean) and massage wont cause a problem

you just shouldn't insert things in it, it can hold the damage very well or it may not, your move

Anal avenger pls go

>>9878073
source: your rectum

>>9871707
Girl I'm going to change the biology of your asshole

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please recommend me some good lube. every brand of silicone lube that I've tried have been awful for long fast strokes. way too much friction. I keep hearing about how much better glide silicone has, but I feel like water based lube is way better in that department. water based lube, however, dries out so damn fast, especially when exposed to air.

any ideas?

>>9871502
> The blue pill given human form.

>>9878154
Gun Oil works good for me.

>>9878154
oh my god dont use silicone lube its a horrible mess to clean up. worse than bacon grease.

water based lube all the way.

to any one reading who has never used silicone lube, stay away from it.

>>9877021

> mucus

That's the stuff. I've been a power bottom for 15 years, and (after cleaning thoroughly with fingers, water and a little mild soap) if I just shove a couple of fingers into my boypussy and rub myself from the inside the juices start flowing. The mucus is thin, clear, and copious. It's clean, tastes neutral, and makes an excellent lube. Get me worked up enough and I can safely take a large dildo or small fist with no additional lube.

>>9878154
Jlube powder. Mix it with water to get the consistency you want. Super slippery.

>>9871468
Didn't see any replies towards it, so here I go. There's an increased risk of cancer associated with anal sex. Male or female doesn't matter. Any irritation to any cellular membrane has the potential to damage the genetic material responsible for replication. A cell gets irritated, it swells, and I don't really understand how but shit happens and voila cancer.
One of my fav professors, a self described 6 on the Kinsey scale, found out about 6 months ago he had a cancerous mass in his rectum about the size of an adult fist.
He is 70, so cancer isn't unheard of for folk his age, but he has been having anal sex regularly for probably 40+ years before this.
Just food for thought, because it can happen.

With regards to other potential risks associated with anal sex, with proper care, attention, and prevention there's very little to worry about.

Lastly, I'm of the opinion that if anal sex is something that makes you happy then go for it. You catch cancer for it, then fuck it. We're all going to die some day anyway. Be happy. Live without fear.
Be careful, of course. Do some homework regarding how to safely practice anal play, and if trouble comes your way e.g. tearing etc. go to the hospital and take it easy on the butt sex for a while. The human body from what I've learned is an amazingly resilient thing.

Have a great fucking time, fellow anons.

Anal sex is not going to destroy your asshole unless you do something severely wrong.

The anus is a muscle that expands and contracts, and I assume that most people have taken shits larger than or at least comparable to the girth of an average penis. The thing about the anus is you don't have a lot of voluntary control over the sphincter muscles. You can bear down and cause it to wink open, but unless you train you can't just open and close it like a camera aperture. The anus is actually two sets of sphincters, the outer one, which you have more control over, and the inner one, which you have less control over. The inner one responds to pressure, relaxing when pressure is applied. This is what gives you that "gotta go" sensation when you really have to take a shit and you focus on keeping the outer sphincter tightly closed. Forcing either one of these sphincters open, especially too quickly, can cause pain or damage, With the greater degree of control over the outer sphincter, you can get past it without much fuss. The inner sphincter doesn't relax so quickly, so just prodding it right open is going to hurt, even if you've done a lot of anal. You need to go slow to let it relax, and starting small also helps.

In addition to going at a proper speed and size, lube is pretty much a requirement. The anus is not self lubricating, and the rectum is not much better. Friction can cause tearing and hemorrhoids. Spit is not great lube. It'll help get something in, but it's going to wear away quickly with repeated strokes. Something long lasting is preferable.

Any time you see a scene in porn where someone just takes something immediately in the ass with no lube or prep, they most likely applied both those things beforehand, off camera. Injected lube, enema, stretching/relaxing, etc.

>>9872920
There are plenty of lubes available that are not water soluble. Silicone or petroleum jelly based lubricants can last while getting splashed with water.

>>9871707
Hilarious post, and good information too. Thanks, anon

>>9878154
J-lube. Hands down. It's a powder that you mix to your liking with water. Research it though, it has a warning that might scare you, but actually looking in to it will ease your caution. Also "Gun oil" is amazing, it's silicone based

>>9872271
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>>9877335
I'm the King of Austria and bumfucking is A+

>>9875233
this is a good point

>>9878654
Exactly, porn has lots of preparation before a scene starts. People are already used to anal (for years) and have been doing it frequently in the last few months to say the least, have already cleaned for anal and have already started to relax the inner sphincter. When scene starts, they go straight to anal. Or they cut it, prepare whats left and then restarts the scene at anal part.
Cleaning for me is the longest part. It takes me a few hours to be sure I'm clean. Just to have half of that time, or less, playing with myself.
There are lots of details to learn about anal. It's a like a sport, if you do something wrong you might get injured.

>>9878663
>>9878236
>>9878590
thanks!

>>9878297
yeah, it's a pain to clean up, but I'm getting tired of constantly reapplying water based lubes

>>9878148
underrated post

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There was a girl at college who was told that she had to stop having anal sex because of severe damage.

I dated a girl who tried it years before she met me, but the guy was too forceful I guess and tore something inside of her and thought she was in danger of like a detached colon or something. She had to sit on the toilet and curl in a fetal position when she pooped in order to avoid pressure on her bowels.

>>9871508
What's this from?

>>9871491
link to the original scene? or atleast what episode?

or some context fuck

>>9871468

>reschearch

are you slavoj zizek?

>>9874912
Only faggots marry girls, obv

>>9871468
scientist here: I happen to be an expert in this subject. there are differences between the types of tissue comprising the interior wall of the vagina and rectum, respectively. The interior of the rectum is comprised of cells specialized for absorbing water, whereas vag is a made up of a thick layer of tough, collagenous cells designed to take a beating. It is true that the likelyhood of HIV transmission is greater in anal vs pussy sex, as rectal epithelium (the water absorbing cells) are not well adapted to take a boning, and develop microscopic tears during ass sex through which infected semen and pre cum can enter and infect the recipient of said ass sex. However, as all mammals share closely located ass holes and vaginas, and the likelyhood of accidental anal sex during mating has remained high among nearly all mammalian species throughout our evolutionary history. Therefore, in the absence of a lethal, sexually transmitted pathogen, it is unlikely that occasional anal sex would be severly detrimental to mammals via the reduction of reproductive potential of species.

>>9879232
interesting point.

>>9879232
In general, usually when it comes to hiv, chances for getting hiv as top are much lower than for a bottom and its true with everyhole.

For example if you have some tearing in mouth.

>>9871468
Depends on what you find unhealthy, unhealthy is a very wide term, if you as a doctor he will probably have to tell you that most shit you do daily are unhealthy,
the question for heavy anal play is this, can you live with a prolapse? a prolapse is not necessarily something damaging, most old people live many years with a prolapse and
a lot of power bottoms do from very early in their life, it comes with all kinds of every day hassles but if its something you can live with its not necessarily something to be terrified from, indeed some people welcome it as its their fetish.

Take a look at this guy.
http://hotmeatmarket.tumblr.com/post/154837449718/just-in-time-for-christmas-our-favorite-hipster

>>9871511
And all the niggers are jumping around just like the fucking monkeys they are.

>>9877355
you dont deserve a woman

>>9877464
i've did it many times and it doesn't did shit to my butthole, only to my prostate if you know what i mean, i also shoved the same sundown spray can that she is shoving on my ass

>>9881889
Yea, but I've got money, so whatever.

>>9882078
Yea but you're still risking by inserting something not made for insertion. Get a proper toy that's made for insertion and your risk goes down significantly.

>>9878833
>Shit that didn't happen

>>9878638
It's more likely he has HPV in his ass

>>9886450
>Hemorhoids
Yeah no, actual rectal prolapsing is actually hard to do, why do you think pornstars that can prolapse pretty far get famous for it? its not a matter of take one dick a day
and voila in a few years you are walking with your rectum between your legs, those really are as you said fabrications of anal hating/fearing people.

I've been putting things inside my ass since middle school, at early high school i could shove things like entire mid sized shampoo bottles up there,
now i am in my early thirties, i can take a fist no problem, prolapsing is actually my fetish, ive been TRYING to prolapse for the past few years
and all i managed so far is to get my rectum to come just a bit outside of my anus, no more than 1 cm, not that far from the normal amount it comes out when you shit,
and that's after a lot of fisting and effort, so no, taking a dick or dick sized dildo will not make you prolapse when you don't want to prolapse, that's just stupid.

>>9876538
This.

My ex-wife really liked anal sex, but hated the enema & prep that went with it. As a result, we only had anal when she was confident she would be clear & clean without an enema. She loved getting anal while on her period, I was happy to fuck her on her period, but she felt self-conscious about it.

>>9876887
This.

Most guys wanting anal make the mistake of rushing into it and going for poorly lubed butt fucking. You have to slowly introduce her to anal stimulation, she needs to associate it with pleasure not pain. Also, that things won't be "messy". A couple small smooth dildos help, preferably one about the thickness of your index finger and one half way between that and the thickness of your cock.
Patience definitely pays off here.

>>9871793
Source??

>>9878154
Get Maxxx Ultimate Silicone lube.

You buy it at sex shops and online. It's a little expensive, but it's worth it and importantly it's safe to be use with latex toys and condoms. Not all silicone lubes are.

>>9871502
sauce with audio?????????

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Look at this webm

is this person able to take a normal dump?

Some of you know liz_103, she is doing some horse anal dildo and her shits are like 3 times wider.

I wonder how big is hotkinkyjo shit

>>9871491
>cuckKINO

dude wtf.. give us some context to this shit
what is it?! what the fuck
this site went from gay to fucking cancer
people get ur shit togheter and source the stuff you post here

>>9871793
>: youAreTheWorstRape.

SOURCE????????
come on guys... why you dont give CONTEXT

>>9878148
Its "remodel your shithole"

>>9887064
> those really are as you said fabrications
The fabrication that I was referring to is your entire claim about what I use as proof.

> actual rectal prolapsing
Neither OP nor you were clear about which kind of prolapse. That is why I covered both hemorrhoidal and rectal prolapse.

As for the rest of your post, you have already demonstrated your dishonesty. Regarding claims that you make about yourself and your own experiences, your honesty (or rather, lack thereof) is very much relevant.

>>9871707

Finally a voice of reason.

>>9872753
Puffy asshole?>>9872753

>>9871502

Jesus Christ, just fucking imagine the feminist backlash if this exact dialogue happened in a show with the same "comedic" intention, but the gender roles reversed.

Female privilege is fucking real.

>>9871487
I need a source on this shit immediately

>>9887508
>Regarding claims that you make about yourself and your own experiences
As i said its not just my experience, look at most pornstars that struggle to push out a proper "rosebud" even after a 40 minutes hardcore fisting session, go to forums
and communities about anal play where people actually try their best to have prolapses and fail miserably, prolapsing is not as easy as put a dildo in your ass, you have to go way out of your way to get an uncontrollable prolapse that just pops out of your ass without you wanting it.

>>9871502
btw the source is You're The Worst. its a tv show on fx. Thats why the logos on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqjJ9WYl0A

you're welcome

>>9871487
THAT'S FUCKING EPIC

>>9872352
Fuck off back to /pol/. That meme is so old and overused it could make a prolapsed anus look like a fresh 18-year old.

>>9881590
Are you retarded? That's very clearly photoshopped

>>9888044
still relevant

>>9888478
I cant guarantee you that its not exaggerated but even if it was it wouldn't be far from any reality,
he has more stuff without the toys inside http://hotmeatmarket.tumblr.com/image/114875864298
Not very impressive when its not full of inflatables but ive seen videos with prolapses this long before, its nothing impossible.

>>9887553
>people actually try their best to have prolapses and fail

that doesn't explain it, try to challenge peoples to loose eyesight, they'll fail too.

prolapse is a real problem, but it seems that very few experiences it. (phew)
(notdoctor, but knowledgable, it's an health issue somebody gets. The same when the womb fells out of womens after birth, (weakened muscles), very few ( 1-5% ?) gets it, but it's so humilating/annoying, several are forcered to live with it without operation) I read that in a swedish newspaper, I didn't know how horrible it was. I wished it was better information, of the real percentance and issues.

Good to hear that I can use my ass, I have always be wary of that.

>>9889200

i forgot to clarifity; those issues emerges from weak muscles, or damaged muscles, as these hold the intesginest on place. can be solved by surgery, i think.

so one have to weakened/stretch out the muscles on inside to make a prolapse?

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>>9871888
Scene 4: Renate's (Karin Götz) mother is hospitalized, and she comes home early to find her father getting it off with Aunt Lohnie. He explains to his distraught daughter that a mature man simply needs physical love. Naturally, Renate concludes the only way to save her parents' marriage is to give dad what he needs.

What the fuck is wrong with krauts?

>>9871825
and my boner goes.

>>9887605
>You're The Worst

thanks for the source dude :)
thats all i needed here
ur the best