Can we get a small dick thread going? sometimes its nice to see

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>>9374746

>>9374744
>>9374746
>>9374753

You call that small dicks?

>>9374744
name/source please

>>9374744
these are still big wtf?

>>9374744
Sauce?

>>9374744
>>9374746
>>9374753
If you think that's small, you've been watching way too much porn, mate. Or you have a gigantic dick.

>>9374746
>>9374753
>>9374744
Did you want a small dick thread or an average dick thread? 2 different things anon

>>9374766
meh, looks pretty standard to me

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that's average, this is small

>>9374744
omg sauce

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and this

>>9374774
Yeah, exactly. These cocks are average /maybe upper average for the second and third ones. But not small.

I don't get why mainstream open doesn't use normal cocks more often. I only see them in amateur stuff, or in those vaguely artsy porn vids made for women.

>>9374762
>>9374762
>>9374764
>>9374793

Angel-Desert

>>9374744
OP stop watching so much porn

>>9374790
And bent like a gnarled twig.

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>>9374794
>Tanuki Syndrome

Some of you people have very poor depth perception.

>>9374744
>small dick thread
>posts regular dicks
You retarded or something?

It's like no-one realized that this is a pathetic attempt to try and make out that OP's dick is huge. We have a 13 year old on our hands.

>small dick thread
>post above average dicks

Nice try m8

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>>9374794
girl name?

>>9375724
"above average"

>>9375771
What the fuck?
How does that even fucking work?

>>9374746
Slightly above average

>>9374744
>>9374753
Average

>>9374790
>>9374794
>>9375771
Small

The OP said "small" not fucking ugly

>>9375855
post a good looking dick. I fucking dare you. I really want to see this Chad looking dick.

>>9374761

>that's the joke

>>9376497
name of this girl again? seen her posted on here/discussed about before

>>9376548
Nicole Aniston

>>9375771
name?

>>9376548
nicole aniston

>>9376497
Would love a sauce

>>9374796
Average for the US is 12cm or around 4,7 inches. Which is small by international standards.

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>>9374796
>I don't get why mainstream open doesn't use normal cocks more often
They usually do, porn doesn't have that many "massive guys". There's few things you should know:

1.Most porn actresses are ~160cm (5 foot 2 inches) tall, making dicks appear bigger in every scenario
2. Camera lenses

Look at this webm for example. She's Angela White who pretty much does "big dick" porn. She is only 160cm. Now look at the dick with this perspective. It's not really above much above average.

>>9376530
Is it though? I think youre interpreting too much.

>>9377254
sauce

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>>9377217
>4.7 inches
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php
first thing i googled for average us penis size, 5.1 inches

>>9377885
good
fucking
god

>>9377885
Is this small? Because I think I'm like him.

>that feel when no idea if my dick is tiny, small, average or above average
I solve the problem by never showing anyone, ever

>>9378995

If one hand grab covers more than half your dick, it's tiny.

>>9378927
Congrats anon. You're average.

>>9375771
Did he get half of it gnawed off or something?
How could someone put that in their mouth?
Does it even work?
>I'm so confused by that cock's sheer ugliness

>>9376504

Sauce?

>>9377885
Sauce please

>>9376497
mmm he should have nutted in that cheek

small cock after all, has to prematurely cum

an I thought my 5.5 inch was the worst thing in the world.

>>9379001
What if you have monster hands?

http://nudez.com/video/advantage-of-a-small-dick-she-can-brag-about-cum-in-throat-to-her-bff-196546.html?utm_source=awn-rse&utm_medium=inc&utm_campaign=Sep16

Hey guys, on my phone so a link will have to do

>>9380653
i'd honestly prefer this to fucking her

>>9380653
Who is that?

>>9375521
bent for her pleasure

>>9374744
Something tells me that OP considers anything that isnt a 16 inch veiny horse cock to be small.

>>9375521
zozzled m8, 10/10

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Please keep posting gifs/WebMs. This isn't the place to discuss your SMS dick insecurities

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>>9382589
SMS = small

>>9374744
would come on

>>9374790
thats more like it

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>>9382594

>>9374790
that dick is fugged up

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kek

>>9375814
Phimosis

Guy with 4inch dick here, think i have a chance?

>163cm manlet
>22cm dick

As a white 28 year old who wanted to just fuck good looking girls when I was young instead of truly committing, I would trade my dick to average size if I'd be average height. Granted it looks massive to my manlet frame but after university it's not that easy to hook up anymore.

Having a big dick isn't everything, imagine being a borderline midget

>>9382722
trade w me
185cm and 11 cm dick

>>9382722
I'm 6'2" with a 6.5 inch dick. My 5'8" bro has a 10 inch dick. Doesn't matter. When we go out, I go home with the women and he goes home and strokes his pole. Even if a big dick mattered for a women, and for most it doesn't, he never even gets a shot. Work out, wear nice clothes, groom yourself properly. In the real world, the size of your dick is literally the last thing women think about.

>>9382819
> In the real world, the size of your dick is literally the last thing women think about.
No, it's your height

>>9379001
lol my hand is almost 4 inches across though...

>>9382819
ur bro gonna cuck u one day m8

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>>9374744
another angle on that

>>9382856
5'4, 5.5 inch penis. No trouble.

>>9375771
I'm uncut but that foreskin is uncommonly foul.

>>9378995
I'm like 6.5 on a good day and pretty thick, and every chick I've ever fuck has said it's the best they've had. Not sure if they've never fucked a good dick, or if it's a good size...

>>9382722
4.6inch x 4.0circumference
almost 6 feet

AHAHAAH, fucking manlet. thanks for giving me someone to laugh at.

>Having a big dick isn't everything, imagine being a borderline midget

>Dick size doesn't matter.

keep telling yourselves that lie dumbfucks.

>>9374744
b...but that's like the size of my dick :(

>>9384708
OP webm is average aka what everyone calls "small". they're used to watching BBC cuckold porn so they never see normal cocks.

>>9378927
that's actually pretty normal cock.
Most white guys are sized like this.

>>9377188
>>9376660
>>9376578
>>9376577
>>9376548
http://www.xvideos.com/video20381805/meet_horny_women_at_http_femalego.com_---_http_femalego.com_---

ignore the weird title it's definitely that scene

>>9384702

How do girls react if you ever have the balls to bring out that weener of yours? Not bully, just curious

>>9378927
>>9384731
That's bigger than average you fucking tards.

>>9377885

How long do you guys think this is? Looks about 5.5ish?

>>9374790
Captain Tinydick of the good ship HMS NoBalls.

>>9384702
Not that guy, I'm 5'5, 190lb, and i'm rocking an even 5 down there when i'm rock hard, and it looks like a baby dick soft.

The problem isn't the dick. Thing is, if you get someone horny (i'm bi, i've done this with both sides of the coin), your dick really doesn't matter. Everyone wants the mast. I've sucked small dicks, and when you're smaller than me that's something I notice, and I was quietly wishing it was bigger, but I was horny. This goes the other way, with women, if she's wet and she wants your dick, it's up to you to perform, she's ready for what you've got.

Size queens exist, yeah, but a size queen slut is also gonna be pretty up front and probably save you some trouble unless she gets her rocks off on humiliation, and if you have a small dick there's a non-zero chance that gets you off too so whatever.

The hardest thing about getting laid as a guy trying to hook up with a woman is not your dick size, it's really not. It's your height. You'd have to be more than an average schlub to get anyone's pussy wet if you're shorter than them in heels. It fucking sucks but this is the truth: Size queens exist but aren't an existential threat to a man with a lame penis, but if you're short, you better be ready to settle for third rate pussy.

The nice thing about guys is they give way less of a shit, and it all feels the same, but not everyone can be a degenerate who just likes getting people off no matter what their genitals are like me i guess.

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>>9380653

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Did somebody say small penis thread??

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>>9386845
Much higher quality, still getting accustomed to making webms

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>>9386884

All I know is when my girl gives me head she can't throat it all the way, so that's a good sign I think.

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>>9386920
Is this her level of enthusiasm?

my penis is about an inch longer than a monster energy drink can, but it still seems small to me

190cm(6'2") and 17cm(6,5") i pref more dick if you ask.

>>9387100
you're literally me +2%

>tfw 6'5 and 4 inch dick

feels bad man

i'm just 5.1 inch with 5.7 girth. Is that enough?

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>>9387297
go check out matters of size forum

It doesn't have to be that way anon. Watch and read all of DLD/Mike Salvini's stuff. Went from 4.9" x 3.9" to 6.75" x 4.9". Strong wishes brother. Discipline. Patience.

>>9386884
Is there more like this? Maybe with dolls?

>>9377254

Most people don't understand how different camera lenses shape perception

Watch this

http://i.imgur.com/XBIOEvZ.gifv

>>9387297
>tfw 5'7'' and 8.6 inch dick
>not to mention east asian

feels... fucking amazing man.

>>9387398
I've never ran across one with dolls. The closest thing to dolls is that one guy who was caged for a couple of months before his wife let him fuck a...idk, fake ass/pussy toy.

>>9380729
sauce?

>>9375771
Lay off guys, I'm sure he's a nice person.

>>9374753
I fucking need sauce guys

>>9384222
I've been told that girth is more important than length. Basically if you can get more than a fingers length inside her you're good, and can just make up for any shortcomings in skill. If you got a pencil dick you're out of luck though.

>>9387452
>tfw 5'8" and 8.7 inch dick
>not to mention east east Asian

it's pretty cool, lying on anonymous forums about the size of my dick

This thread is good for my confidence, thanks all

>>9386884
>
Yeah, it is a small dildo but she looks like the kind of girl who can fit a whole traffic cone in that vag

>>9387557
There's not a whole lot of stuff out there for small penis humiliation, so I gotta make due with what's out there

>>9375795
>im gonna pretend to not know the average size of dicks on the internet so I can tell people how big I am ;)

>>9386929
dude she's lovin that shit as much as any girl with a yuge cock

>>9376504
>women laugh at small penises
>no man would laugh at small tits, ass or pussy
why are women so hateful

>>9384222
Or they're lying to you, because they know that's exactly what you want to hear.

>>9387643
because small penises actually affects sexual pleasure

small tits, ass, doesn't.
small pussies are actually sought out by men

big pussies just look for big dicks, nothing shameful of having a big pussy, it just means the girl can dick a nice big cock in her.

>>9374790
And this bitch can't even do the simplest thing of taking the whole dick to make it better for him.

Fucking hell, I'm a guy and I'd give him a better suck.

I like to think I'm terms of volume.
An average penis of 5.2 inches length and 4.8 inches around has volume around 9 cubic inches.
A modestly larger one of 7.5 inches length sand 6.28 inches around or 2 inches diameter has volume of about 23 cubic inches. More than three times the volume!
A woman will definitely notice that difference!

>>9382819
5'10 8 inch here plowing women taller than me all the time. you're probably eatin out 4s after a night out while your buddy is gonna find a hot ass wife

>>9387372
did you lose sensitivity? also how long it took you?

>>9384937
If you're confident then she will be confident you can please her, that's pretty much it. Concentrate on being a good lover, it's not so much technique as taking the time to listen and care that she gets off and has a good time.

Some big dick guys think all they need to do is show up with their fat one, those kinda guys end up being really shit in bed. Porn doesn't help, it gives the impression that being pounded with a fat slab of meat will instantly get any woman off. Reality is you can give incredible orgasms with just your fingertips plus a whole multitude of other ways.

>>9387643
you're making that mistake again of seeing a thing and then thinking all things are like that thing. Most women will not laugh at a small dick although there is a chance it may be insulted if you say something disparaging about their body, but that's not the same as just straight up laughing at it.

>>9374744
>>9383302
you know youtube vlogger Sharla in Japan, this girl looks like her. Anyway, because of that I looked her up, her name is dessertigl or sth, from russia/german/some shit

>>9377254
Thats a good fucking point.

>>9386929
Those tits deserve better

>>9383850
Who is the girl?

>>9386525
I laughed to beat the band

>>9388053
I went to high school with her

>>9389582
I did too. I remember you as well. I came a huge load in her one time in 9th grade. We were drunk and high as shit skipping school one day. First time I ever got laid in my car... and not the last either ;)

>>9387779
Seriously? I'm 5'11 (and a little over 7 inches) and I almost never come across women who are taller than me. Where the fuck do you live where women are regularly over 5'8?

>>9374746
Needs me some sauce brothers

6 foot 6 with a 6.8 inch dick makes it look small man. But at the end of the day my shorter friends pull less bitches and have bigger dicks. Dont lose hope my friends, look halfway decent and be above 6 foot and youre good. This comes from a dude who looks like Shrek when he turns into a fucking human

>>9386845
>claims to hate his cock
>does what most women wouldn't

I don't get women

>>9386845
What does the size of a penis have to do with lasting long in bed?

>>9375534
my fucking sides

>>9387100
>6'2
that't not 190cm but 188cm
>6.5
is 16.5cm

>>9389582
I fucked her

>>9387680
As funny as this sounds, it's 100% true. I'm 6.5 on a good day, but about 6 around. My friend is 7.5 but only about 4 around. Every girl I've ever fucked talks about how big my dick is and how awesome it felt, and everyone he fucks is just like "meh".

>>9389753
>6 foot 6 with a 6.8 inch dick makes it look small man
I believe you man.
I'm the same size as you except I'm 5'10. When I was a kid I never had a growth spurt but instead continued growing until my early 20s.

When I was 14-15 my dick had already reached its full size but I was like 5'4-5 or something like that. Coupled with the fact that I was super skinny my dick looked so fucking huge on me at the time.

Height and weight really have an impact on how big/small your dick looks on you.

>>9374744
I thought this was Leo's wife in Shutter Island

>>9386929
source?

>>9391125
I paid for the video, among others

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>itt:dicklets and manlets
>be 6'2 in height and 8inch dick
>look at all the betas in here
>mfw

>>9391185
>Go to anonymous site to brag about dick size and height

I hope you got the confidence boost you came here for

>>9387643
>no man would laugh at small tits, ass or pussy
In what world do you live? People are constantly making fun of women's bodies.

>>9391185
>be 8 inch in height and 6'2 inch dick
>look at all the betas in here
>mfw

>>9375534
But if you push B and down, it gets rock hard.

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>>9391185
>tfw 178cm, 62kg, 23cm dick, 22 year old virgin
It's weird.

>>9391639
Top kek, I actually laughed.

>>9389637
>I came a huge load in her one time in 9th grade.

Man, you were fucking chicks at 14 years old.

>>9388053
woah who the fuck is this?

>>9389582
Brian?

>>9374744
>this webm
>tfw it's your size

>>9391663
Nice reference, m8.

>>9392789
Anthony?

>>9392924
Gabriel?

>>9392928
Jake?!

>>9392831
All the better to nut to, my dear

>>9378927
bigger than average bud, good on ya.

>>9374746
sauce?

>>9388053
>>9392549
Kennedy Leigh

>>9376504
they laugh but hes the one getting his dick sucked lol

>>9377885
My girlfriend and I tried this on the edge of our bed. The one time I got it down her throat she gagged like a mother fucker and had to give up. God damn I wish we could have made it work.

>>9380727
Curly from the 3 stooges

>>9374794
I love how she lifts it up with two fingers in order to lick the ball sack

>>9389753
5'6" with a legit 7.5in.

Women automatically hate me.

>tfw 7 inch long 4.3 inch girth dicc

it looks so retarded sometimes,also it doesn't help that I have big hands aswell

>tfw 6'2 with a 4 inch
What should i do bros

>>9387680
>23 is more than 3 times 9
did you finish the 4th grade?

>>9374790
Sauce?

>>9387526
Don't know the video, the girl is Michelle H aka The Red Fox. Hope I helped!
*faps away*

6'10' with 7.25 inch. length is almost too long, i hit the cervix a lot and girls dont like that at all

>>9375845
This.

You're very unlikely to have a small dick unless you have a medical condition behind it.
Too many people compare themselves to porn stars.

>>9391628
Things they can control like being fat, mostly.

>>9374746
Lol I have been good friends with this guy since like the 7th grade. The girl is Lily Ivy, I've met here a few times, she even stayed at play place once.

She quite porn right after they broke up a few months ago.

Small world.

i have 6.7-6.8 inch and sph fetish please help

>>9398075
looks like my dick, how big you think it is?

>>9395763
same, youll be okay just use your finger on her clit and stick a finger in her butt

>>9398303
depends on your weight really. it isn't that small. 5.5 inches?

>>9398317
im 250lbs but 6'2" with a 4.5in dick, geuss i have to get good at foreplay

>>9398327
that's very small, I'm 5'6" and mine is bigger than yours

you'll have to find a girl like the one in the webm who doesn't mind settling for less

>>9398350
damn...should i an hero? do i have a chance? i mean my fingers are big so...

>>9398443
maybe girls will fuck your fingers whilst you jerk your little baby cock

Guys, from experience, i been qith many woman, yes im average around 5 to 6 depends on the woman, yes its true the more exited you are the harder it get, same with ur load. Now its finding the possition were u rub on the right spot were it gets them going, once ur there, stay there but experiment, not just stay in one pposition of course, than when shes getting to the orgasm, change, tjat will drive them crazy and make them wanted more, once they orgasm, than its ur turn to Shine baby hahaha!.

Im 230 punds and still get more pussy than yall 6 foot tall 12 inch cock dumbasses.

>>9398327
maybe lose some weight lol

>>9374744
We already have an Asian Men White Female thread up tho

>>9398506
Funniest post I've read in years

>>9398327
mine is just 5 inches and drunk girls have told me it is small

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>>9398506
>Shine baby hahaha!.
>hahaha!
>Im 230 punds and still get more pussy than yall 6 foot tall 12 inch cock dumbasses.
best post i read all day

>>9392400
God i thought it was a mushroom till i saw it moving

Just my two cents.. but y'all talking about length when I've known girls to prefer a 5 over a 6 1\2 becuase the 5 was actually thic enough to feel.

My dicks tiny. Feels batman

>>9388421
This.

My dicks like just shy of 5 inches and ive had loads of sex. Just he confident and suck some clit

>>9398834
You dumbass! My dick is 6.5 and magnum xl. What makes you think short dicks are all thicker than longer dicks?

>>9387436
>http://i.imgur.com/XBIOEvZ.gifv

Anglo to Jew converter

>>9396255
That part was a bit of bait. I'm surprised it didn't get hit harder.

>>9380648
Must feel bad, this guy is stereotypical false advertising.

>>9387436
>http://i.imgur.com/XBIOEvZ.gifv
the porn industry secret revealed, to keep average ppl insecure about themselves so they watch porn instead of making relationships

>>9374744
thats an average sized dick

>>9374744
>Angel
Her name is Angel Desert.

She is pretty and fucks on camera. She does do some amazing work if you're in to stockings or pantyhose.

>>9387643
Small dicks at least can be concealed. Women live with shit tits and asses on a daily.

>>9374746
Im that size. I dont think im huge but not tiny

>>9399550
Why do you think there are so many pissed off black guys?

>>9379001
but muh hands are 2xl

I am handsome and funny. I am confident about every aspect of myself besides my micropenis. It's pretty sad and pathetic I end all relationships before sex so nobody sees it.

>>9383777
sauce?

>>9382635
probably. Once you actually get the girls in bed they'll be so excited that and attached to you already that it won't change anything.

>>9379031
Seeing her do this gives any dick hope. It is Hope Dick.

>>9374744
thats about an 8 inch dick man lolol

>>9377254
Shes only 160?! Damn i really feel like a man now... Am just 170. I thought i was a freggen hobbit

>>9388068
what joymii video is htis?

we need more japanese porn w cute lil dicks n intimate bjs pls

>>9398075
That's literally the best example of a stock average, normal dick. Not small

>>9392400
what the fuck

>>9392532
Not only that but he also had a car.

>>9391185
only 8 inches.
> yfw exactly 2 metres tall and 25 cm long, 18cm thick cock.

>>9394967
>she gagged like a mother fucker and had to give up
Wear headphones, problem solved

>>9398470
Snigger

>>9398327
Im 260lbs and 5'8" with a 4.5" cock and dead girls have laughed and told me its small.

>>9377885
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
NEVER USED THIS LINK I'VE HAD IT IN MY BOOKMARK FOR 4 YEARS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

>>9376504
Holy shit, I have the same underwear.

I dunno, is 5.0" average for an asian?
My height's 5'11".

>>9374763
>the one in OP
>big

>>9402427
Maybe stop digging corpses up you schizophrenic bastard

>>9374790
My dick looks almost exactly like his...

>>9388068
man you can see she doesn't even want it, she'd rather kiss his abs instead of touching his weenie. poor guy

>>9374746
This is a troll thread right, thats clearly like 7 inches

this thread only shows how easily retards are tricked by porn professionals

>>9387680
For that i always say the size of penis not the most important, maybe help you, but not the most important, maybe your friend its a noob in sex and you know how
estimulate a girl.

C'mon boys the size of the penis its not important, maybe help you, but its not the most important. I have a 5 inches and i always my girls have an orgasm, a very real orgasm, not a orgasm porn (moan like a idiot). The answer is ¿You can do that with you super penis? lol

>>9376523
jesus - she must be getting paid a shit ton to deal with that smoke crotch pube stack.

wtf is wrong with him - shave that shit

>>9390347
facepalm - jesus, mate - watch that bate

literally nothing

>>9375771
>
who is the actress?

>>9402623
You doomed.

>>9375771
I don't know why but for some reason indifferent fucking is a fetish of mine and I came almost instantly.

>>9374794
girls name is jc taylor for anyone asking

>>9374790
oh shit. My dick is almost exactly the same shape, look and size.

Looks like I can sleep with hot woman!

>>9383850
Look. That is a small dick right? But its shape and width is good. And its asthetics is above average.

Is that not considered a good dick? Atleast for a womans perspective

>>9399668
There is an episode on New girl where a handsome guy has a micropenis. You should watch it. It kinda reflects on how woman would react and behave around it.

Who said all? The whole point was merely that people were only discussing length and not thickness. The example being that even. an average length one can beat a larger one when it's thicker. Not that small is always thick or that large is always skinny. That's just stupid.

>>9399820
sauce?

i like these threads but of the 10 or so ive seen every single one ends up being one big argument about average penis size and what women prefer

>>9375771
Candi Blows

>>9383850
holy shit i found my dick doppleganger
came buckets, kek

average is small folks. no need to get upset because you're genetically inferior. blame your parents if anything

6 foot even and about 230 pounds with a 4.5 cock with maybe 4 of girth. Not impressive at all. I've slept with lots of different woman and only once have I had a girl laugh at my penis, I went to leave a she said don't be like that and gestured to me to come closer. She was sitting on the bed and when I got back across to her she ripped my pants off (I put them back on after the initial laughter) and started giving me one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. I lasted seriously less than a few minutes because it was that good and I blew my load all over her face, she asked if I could eat her out but I said her pussy was too big, laughed then left without saying anything else haha.

>>9386904
>im trying

kek

>>9386929
they make condoms that small?

>>9374744
Ok OP whe get it you love BBC.

>>9414655
I blame ur mom

>>9374744
Everyone posting shit about the guy's dick while one of the best blowjob video is just here.

>>9374744
.... that's a small dick? I thought most dicks were that big? Yet again I'm a girl so I don't really know.

>>9391670
>178 cm
>62 kg
You should eat more anon

>>9398075
Source please?

>>9399592
well, you have videos?

>>9422626
it's supposed to be average

>>9399832
when will you learn

>>9387643
>some women laugh at small penises
>some men laugh at small tits, ass or pussy

why is thinking logically so hard for you cucks. you can't generalize something like that so easily.

When i was 11 years old one of my friend and i found porn and we like a wtf are they doing!!!!???? And we started to watch nearly every day and we were tryn to masturbate sometimes but it was weird xD and then like a year later i start to feel weird about girls and one night i started to dream about one of the girls in my class then i started to masturbate i was jerking off sooo hard my dicks skin bit bleed and i couldnt cum and i told my mom that my dicks hurt just because i want her to take me to doc because i was worried about my dick and when we arrive to hospital i whipered to doc and i asked him my dick is so small and i cant cum and he laughed so hard i scared and run to the restaurant of hospital And i hide under table and doc is found me and took me in his room he told my mom to wait outside he told me to put ur pants down and he checked my dick and he told me i have bigger dick then he have

>>9391670
go be the ugly and nerdy porn actor with a big dick that gotham deserve

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1844467/man-35-with-a-one-inch-micropenis-says-he-hasnt-had-sex-for-12-years-because-it-is-so-humiliating/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

>>9387436
>http://i.imgur.com/XBIOEvZ.gifv
WOW

>>9423520

i laughed heartedly at this entire post

>>9374794
bitch is like "wtf is this some fucking joke?"

>everyone congregating to brag how much poon they get with their tiny penis

only on 4chan

>>9409657
Backroom Casting Couch - Angelina

Also, she's not saying "so big", she's saying Incubus

>>9399810
>>9399820
reported for CP

>>9374744
I have 8" dick, and it's very thick, and it's a curse. Be happy with your average ones. Girls literally bleed after I fuck them.

also dick reaches water in toilet bowl...

>>9374744
Small = average apparently.

>>9414655
No, average is average. Small is smaller than average. Look up the word and be less stupid in the future.

>>9399593
at least women can improve their bodies through exercise or plastic surgery; men can't increase their dick size. We're stuck with what we're born with and on top of that, are constantly made fun of for not being big enough and constantly told that bigger is better

>>9409040
That's the spirit

>>9409040
I've got some bad news for you buddy...

>>9386392
how short is short, anon?