Women you'd want to fuck, but wouldn't want your friends

what kind of shit friends do you have if you have to hide from them?

>>9280114
Allahu Ackbar

>>9280114
fuck that, id be in the crowd with the bros and be like, "yo dude, i fucked that bitch"

>>9280118
I feel genuinely sad about christy marks. She's serious damaged goods with crippling depression and self harm issues. I wouldn't be surprised if she's killed herself since I last looked her up.

Nice tiddies though, shame about the pancake ass.

>>9280178
>>9280182
>>9280187
>women

WTF? None of these people are unnattractive, save for OP.

>>9280326
do you have a source?
i kinda dont believe that this is real

>>9280326
Is she going to blow up or?

>>9280353
love.randalin instagram

>>9280353
what i found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfAoW5K7njI
try to look up Love Randalin Wide Pawg

>>9280114
my mother

>>9280286

name

>>9280406
samantha 38g

>>9280197
That's pretty random to say since that isn't Christy Marks but ok.

>>9280326
>>9280286
>>9280141
>>9280137
>>9280132
>>9280118
>>9280114
I'd fuck them and would probably brag about when I'm drunk.

>9280114

It just keeps coming. Oh god.

>>9280312
oh my god the balls touched, gay

>>9280434
What's her name I love fat bitches with pierced tits

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>>9282931
PinkiPixie

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>>9283127

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>>9283139

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>>9283161

>>9283277
Sauce plz

>>9280312
Sauce ?

>>9280137
Why would you not want your friends to know that you fucked her? Dafuq is this?

>>9280326
too many krabby patties

>>9280137
>>9280178
>>9280182
>>9280187

You're all faggots.

>>9283422
It's a man baby

>>9280286
Samantha 38G

>>9280137
>>9283277
Why the fuck would you ever hide this woman from your friends?

>>9280114
i saw this live at duke university, it's part of a show

>>9283277
I'd brag the fuck outta that ass.... and them titties too!

>>9283522

The first one is a trap. But if that's what you're into..

>>9280178
Name of this semen ejaculating demon?

>>9280114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEBSp-fkNog

>>9280137
Lol, most of the other commenters don't realize this is a guy. Always check downstairs guys. Suspicious lump in the panties

>>9283447
don't care, would fuck.

>>9283277
I would fuck this woman on stage in front of millions of people, then send a press release to all major networks informing them of the fucking that had just taken place. This is in addition to the billboards and newspaper/internet ads that I would place months in advance.

>>9283277

I would tell absolutely everyone that i fucked that

>>9280137
Sauce?

>>9283427
beat me to it

>>9284011
top lolz

There's this girl that lives in my town who's ugly as fuck. We used to say in school that the doctors had inadvertently thrown away the baby and the family raised the placenta instead.
Thing is she has on of the best pawgs I've ever seen and since school she always wanted to fuck me. Never did it because of my friends.
Maybe one dayIll fuck that ass like it deserves

>>9280114
thats pretty hot

>>9280132
dude, i need sauce

>>9280114
I'd like to dominate Zoe Quinn just for the novelty of forcing an "independent" woman to submit to me.

Also, dickgirls.

>>9280326
That is fucking disgusting

>>9280118
Ohhhhhh nooooooooo I fucked a girl with huge real tits how can I ever face my friends again

>>9285340

wtf

synthol? edema?

shit ain't right

>>9280114
>ITT: Impossibly high standards

theres maybe 3 girls posted I wouldn't nail, not counting the traps (hell, I'd fuck the traps, too)

>>9283427
top fucking kek

>>9280114
their girlfriends and wives, duh.

>>9285405
Fuck that, my bros don't mind me nutting in their wives. Just like I don't care if they nut in my girlfriend. Once you get old enough and your partner shoves out a few kids you start to crave other women without the insecurities of not wanting another man with your woman. When that happens you can appreciate a warm wet piece of flesh, and know that your relationship with your partner is strong enough that you accept the trade off is that she is getting a hard piece of meat at the same time.

>Inb4 cuck
>inb4 bullshit
>inb4 virign

Less marriages would end if more people found the solution I have been fortunate enough to arrive at.

>>9283810
Was confused. Like it saw a slight bulge but everything else drew my attention away from it. Anyway, would bang

>>9280137
ok, so there's a dick in those panties. don't care. who is this piece of ass?

>>9287077
virign

>>9280114
a fucking tapeworm coming out of her ass

>>9283277

I'll travel the whole world to tell people myself i fucked her.

"You see ching yong, i fucked her. Hard ! "

>>9280286
dear god, that's hot

>>9280137
is this sarina valentina?

>>9280119
Or sober

>>9285365
cause she is a whore,

>Hey tony I paid a hooker and fucked her, cool right?!

>>9280118
Who the fuck is this

>>9283277
>Bullshit. Either you have no friends or your friends are cock loving fags, more likely a combination of the two. You are probably a fat autist whose only 'girlfriend' was a 280lb bitch autist from your special needs class

>>9284059
Fuck your friends. In a few years you wont know those ass clowns anyway. Fuck her and enjoy it. You only live once. Face dont mean shit when the ass is delicious

>>9283427
54 keks

>>9280114
Why are your friends concerned about where your dick is?

>>9280178
Who is this semen demon?

>>9283394
Mal Malloy

>>9280326
she makes a great couch

>>9280137
>>9280178
>>9280182
>>9280187
>>9280312
It's got a hole, right?
A hole to insert a dick, right?
>I'm down

>>9280114
>>9280118
>>9280132
>>9280141
>>9280286
>>9283277

Would annihilate AND brag about it.

>>9283277
I would not tell my friends I fucked her, because I wouldn't do anything to risk the possibility of this happening a second, third, or eightieth time, with room for a ring and a few kids in the works.

>>9287100
HAHAHA

>>9280463
>>9283422
>>9283522

The first step is admitting it guys, gj

>>9287077
cuck

Way high standards compared to the bottoms of the barrels I've scraped. The trick is to ask yourself, "what am I fucking at this moment?" Then go from there in your decision tree. If not fucking and could be fucking then fuck and don't be a fag about it. Also be polite and give the ones with dicks a reach around or a blowsky to show some appreciation, fags.

>>9284011
actually loled

I know you all tried your best, but not every thread can be a winner and this one is very bad.

>>9280141
how could you not be proud to slam pipe into that ass

What

>>9287077
bullshit cuck virgin

>>9287077
nigga shut up

>>9280141
whats her youtube channel called

http://www.xvideos.com/video19765455/purple_haired_slut_sucks_and_fucks

This, but, who is her and HD vid?

>>9280118
>>9280132
>>9280137
>>9280141
>>9280182
>>9280286
>>9280326
>>9283277
>>9290426

Every one of these I would proudly fuck and never hide it.

>>9280137
>>9280178
These are the first honest posts in this thread

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You'd be both proud and ashamed to tell your friends

>I shagged Betty fucking White

>>9292208
olivia jensen

>>9280137
Could someone tell me who this is? Don't care if it's a trap or what.

>>9293090
sarina valentina
Have fun you disgusting homosexual

>>9293145
Thank you, I will!

What a nice man.

>>9280114
I would fuck her for days on end and brag like a mother fucker about it. Without a doubt.

>>9280141
I'd make this godess my wife

>>9288837
Nicole Peters

>>9283432
my sides!!!!

>>9280326
How?

>>9293201

>bragging about nailing fat women

What the fuck is wrong with the world?

>>9280178
Yeah... I'm gonna need sauce on this... as soon as you can

>>9280114
I DON'T FUCKING HAVE FRIENDS

>>9280212
I don't know if you've noticed, but theses are better than women, these have gorgeous cocks

>>9294829
You'd wouldn't want people knowing you fuck Siri? The fuck is wrong with you

>>9294829

>Sire
>fucking one of the biggest pornstars in recent years

Yes that would be absolutely horrible, your friends would never cease to give you shit

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>>9294873

>Sire

I need to sleep

>>9294815
The dream is real, those tits tho.

>>9280197
It's Nicole Peters you fucking retarded cunt

>>9283717
>>9288975
>>9294803
This chick is Giselly Soares, she's a higher class escort from Brazil when I checked a few years ago but it seems she's moved into guest starring in porn. She's got one of the better faces out of the shemales for sure.

>>9280114
Is this from America's Got Talent?

>>9280182
That's the strangest vagina I've ever seen

>>9294825
thats a man

>>9280326

The mother fucking krabby patty vault was broke into wasnt it

>>9294815
lol >wouldn't want my friends to know.
Ill make a video of me injecting all my sperm into Danni Ashe and upload it to all porn sites for the world to see if I could.

>>9280286
Donald trump 3 years into HRT after loosing POTUS

>>9280114
Thought that was a fucking tape worm.

>>9295611
>losing
HAHA

>>9295911
>Women

>>9290638
I think that is the opposite word to use for this guy.

>>9296880
source?

>>9296880
...

Why would you not want everyone to know you hit this? Girl's an amazonian dream. Death by Snu-Snu, please.

>>9297035
>I don't care if they nut in my girlfriend
that is literal cuckoldry. cuck is the appropriate word to use in this context.

>>9296893
I'd fuck the living shit out of Penny, definitely wouldn't want anyone to find out though, my missus is good friends with her

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>>9280114
Kek

itt: closet homo sexuals looking for a place to justify their attraction to men by comparing a guy with tits to a pudgy or butterface girl. its ok if you are gay, no one on 4chan really judges at all but don't lie to yourself.

>>9293145
>gives sauce
>"ur a fag xd"
>must be a raging fag to know sauce

>>9295676
source pls

daphne rosen

>>9292736
found the faggot. is the game over now?

>>9280434
I think I heard her say oink!

>>9280114
Anon, I've wanted to fuck Dirty Martini since I was a wee lad and saw her on Pants off Dance off

>>9280137
Sarina Valentina

>>9280114
What the fuck did I just watch?

>>9296880
she got waaaaaay fatter. unacceptably fat.

>>9287077
The real answer is to forget about all the feminist "equality" bullshit and be with a girl who is loyal to you but fine with you banging other women. Not your cuckoldry bullshit.

>>9287876
Fucking hilarious. Why do porn boards make me laugh the most?

>>9280118
I would fuck her IN FRONT of my friends and invite em to join,then wed all head to the bar with her and brag that we had that sexy fuck. If you've got issues with this kind of girl,then most girls probly wouldn't tell their friends they pity fucked YOU

>>9296887

going to need to know sauce right now.

>>9295484
Oh fuck you're right I thought that was a girl's dick

>>9300446

Underrated

>>9300446
easy to confuse the two

>>9300317
I need proof via a link or a name
because uhhh .. i need to find out for myselfs..

>>9298352
Plumper Pass - Lexxxi Luxe And Sofia Rose In Double Thick Chick Remedy

>>9294832
lel

>>9295639
What tranny is this?

>>9280187
youre gay if you dont tell your friends desu shes finer than any bitch you know

>>9280390
Science has gone too far...

>>9298252
god has abandon us.

the only girls I would be secret fucking would be my friend's wives and girlfriends. and maybe a few sisters, depends on the friend

>>9300384
my girl gets off on me screwing other chicks. fucking cash desu.

>>9280326
Who is this?

>>9296893
>>9297166
Name Please?

>>9283717
>>9288975
>>9294803
You can find his videos under Viviany Victorelly, but he died recently due to Brazilian botched breast enhancements.

>>9301881
Pamela Falcao.

Whats the name of that one bbw who cosplays chun li and has the vid of her bouncing on her bed? pix something? shes flashed tits before as well. her, I'd do her

>>9283277
10/10 would lock in basement and rape daily.

>>9296880
i'd go to local tv and confess

>>9280114
LOL

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>>9280114

>>9280141
You can tell yo black friends tho

>>9280286
Who wouldn't want to fuck Samantha tho?

>>9294829
Oh I get it. Your friends are all totalitarian homos, they'd never forgive you for that.

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>>9280114

Would love some time with Angela Salvagno.

>>9287077
You know that saying

>inb4

legitimizes whatever you're trying to defend against, right?

>>9280178
I was about to write "Bianca Beauchamp is kinda plastic, but not ugly"...

>>9294825
sauce?

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>>9298252

This thread makes no sense, i would only feel shitty if it was a nigger, a half nigger, or an ugly bitch - 6 bellow. Chubbies are fine, if my friends dont like they are faggots, and a trap i wouldnt really go telling...

>>9283277
Source?

>>9282634
kekers

its just big girls in this thread, and some good ones too. i'd fuck more than half of it and post fucking action pics on my facebook wall

>>9298252
The fucking Celtic music in the background makes this.

>>9298252
I died

>>9280141
I would tell the whole world that I fucked her! THE FUCK IS THIS

>>9297108
No dude. Your boys got an open relationship. It's cuckolding if hes not fucking other chicks.

I once let a autistic looking gay dude blow me in my car so this is all pretty much a step up. I'd also probably brag about all of it.

>>9280137
yup

>>9280326
Love.Randalin is source

Lipidema stage 1 if anyone is curious.

>>9302113
LMAO

>>9280114

What the fuck did I just watch? That has seen cannot be unseen. Fuck this thread!

>>9283422
Bruh, cast your eye a little lower next time lest you be caught in a trap. Again.

>>9294837
Why are there so many fags posting traps in a thread about WOMEN?

> Trap =/= Woman
> Fuck your SJW pronouns

>>9302957
Penny Underbust
Or Plunderbust
Both should work

>>9280326
THICCCCCC

>>9280114
Mostly traps desu desu OP

>>9280137
Like this

>>9280114
bitch looks like real life toot braunstien

>>9303528
She, you insecure little bitch.

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Jokes on you op, I dont have sex or friends.

>>9287077
I'm an adult, too bro. These kids have no idea what you are talking about. Limited life experience and all that shit.

Kids, go back to elementary school and get a tiny boner for your teacher. Me and this guy will be fucking your wives and telling out wives about the experience.

Wussies.

>>9305478
Absolutely! Who would want to have sex with a super hot woman into all the kinky stuff I would be , that is, if she was dark skinned.

10/10 would fuck Halle Berry and would brag to my dad about it.

I hate the internet.

Moped Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwqgrLzh55w

>>9308547
It is a guy, you dick starved faggot.

>>9294868
Because she's a coalburner

>>9295871
real talk tho i'd suck and fuck kamila daily, good god that jizz cannon is the dream. pansexual ftw

>>9280114
Oh they'd know, I'd make sure of that.

I'd have her down at breakfast the next morning giving me a hand-y under the table.

"Stop, stop, stop. You're just mashing it..."

>>9308518
underrated lol

>>9280141
All day and night, No shame

>>9292912
No shit

>>9280137
That's a man

>>9280326
Now those are saddle-bags

>>9280434
This is....graphic...

>>9287077
Fuckin' thank you

>>9283277
She's a keeper.

>>9298252
omfg i died

>>9280118
>>9280132
>>9280137
>>9280141
>>9283277

I fail to see a problem here

>>9309721
>pansexual
>ftw
underage

>>9285041
Not the anon, but I know who. It's SGW(some guy's wife) and man is she hot.

>>9302113
Keksimus maximus.jpeg

>>9294699
source please, kind sir

>>9280434
i fuck fat girls and im not fat

>>9294815
guys i found the perfect body

>>9280114
wow, Paula Deen is having a lot of trouble getting legit work these days huh?

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>>9305171

>>9311247
Clearly Bailey Jay. Even says so in the watermark.

>>9294849
This shit always hardens my dick. She looks like a balloon. I love it when women blow themselves up like this. I like how she has to struggle to reach her crotch.

>>9295871
Kamila is probably my deepest, darkest fantasy, jesus I'm completely infatuated.

>>9283407

Sienna Grace

>>9294849
sauce??

>>9280326
She would give some badass thigh jobs.

Easy, Sara Jay

>>9311641
This nigga high as fuck

>>9312487
underage plz go

>>9280137
>>9280178
>>9280182
>>9280187
>>9280312
>>9294825
>>9295639
>>9295871

>"Women"

>>9312405
i'd post the webm of me and sara jay on 4chen every day for weeks

>>9288817
you have shit friends if they care about you paying

>>9304206
future black friend here.

Would be jealous till the day I die saying to myself on roughly bi-weekly intervals "No way he fucked a chick like that with proportions like that"

>>9283277
ain't a motherfucker alive that would fuck her and keep it a secret

>>9288913
This man is wise.

>>9287077
I can only hope it works out the same with my wife and that I am a healthy looking man and she is a healthy looking wife so we can enjoy going out and banging other people without having to worry about getting past the physical barrier.

>>9311309
>perfect body]
>no good hip to waist ratio
>no ass

Found the Irish

>>9308568
I'm your friend.

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>>9313022
>no good hip to waist ratio
>no ass
Are you actually fucking blind?

This bitch has the weirdest manface but I would fucking ravage those titties and ass

>>9283277
whoa calm down here. Mal's one of a big ass lover's absolute top goddess, we're not talking about the average fat ass girl.
There's no way that i'd tap that and inform everyone about it

Heck i'd make another plate on a probe like Voyager and send it to outer space to even inform alien life that my dick got wet in her

>>9280114
kek my girlfriend in a nutshell.

>>9280114
Idk I'd fuck every girl dude girl in this thread and tell my friends about.

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>>9312790
Source?

>>9312790
I've seen this before. Source?

>>9311707
>implying Bailey Jay doesn't have a metric shitton of content and it isn't hard to identify specific videos.

>>9280182
i wouldnt hide her from anyone.
even tell them how she raped my mouth with her feminine cock

>>9314530
why does this turn me on so much

>>9283427
winner

>>9295906
Source?

>>9313911
SOURCE FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>9280326

I wanna sit in her lap

>>9313911
SAUCE

>>9315303
>>9315455
http://pornohub.su/momsincontrol-brazzers-ava-koxxx-leigh-darby-jordi-el-nino-polla-my-scissoring-stepmom-05-06-2016/

>>9280114
the thread is full of dicks, which part of "woman" you don't understand you fucking faggots? Create another thread for "man you want to fuck" and stop ruining this one

>>9314213
Source plz god

>>9314922
damn she is absolutely low test

>>9316018
felicia clover

delia delions is probably the only acceptable shemale past bailey jay

>>9313091
He's not blind, he's just spent too much time on the fucking internet. You can tell these goons from a mile away.

The vast majority of people fall into one of two camps after years of 4chan/porn in general:

1. their standards drop from culture shock/obsession until they can jack off to anything up to and including morbidly obese literal retards.

2. their standards rise as they become more and more desensitized until one day they've convinced themselves that Danni Ashe is a 2/10 would not bang and their dick is so permasoft that they literally can't fuck any female that they could actually pull IRL.

>>9319646
>not also Natalie Mars

>>9312790
HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE, THEY JUST KEEP COMING

>>9294815
Lol, you wouldn't tell your friends that you fucked Danni Ashe in her prime?

>>9280132
This is SomeGuysWife. She's MILF gold.

>>9280137
This chick has a nice cock

>>9294825
Sauce?

>>9283432

Indeed.

>>9283447
She's clearly a woman, whether she has a penis or not.

>>9303610
Leonard Lake....is that you?

>>9280187
Who?

>>9312790
I need this

>>9313911
>tfw i'm a 6'2 athlete at 230 lbs and will never experience this
fucking kill me

>>9312790
Someone sauce this plea.

>>9297108
You are literally incorrect. Do some homework, ignorant dipshit.

>>9298297
>obvious statements are obvious

I'm pretty sure that was the joke, which flew right the fuck over your head apparently.

>>9298252
lmmfao what did I just see XD

>>9288913
Speakums the big true true

>>9315494
Gentlemen and scholar.

>>9314682
>>"Please, anon, be my personal fucking army"

Go find it yourself shitlord.