toys

>>9025361
That's so ridiculous and sad at the same time.

>>9025361
>20 LBS. OF PUSSY AND ASS

>>9025394
>I always wanted my own hotkinkyjo fuckdoll

>>9025384
>>9025394
... I have a boner

>>9025411
What is this?

Anone know any websites that have instructions on how to make sex dolls out of pre-made dolls such as barbie or Disney Princess dolls and attaching them to like fleshlights or something?

>>9025369
>>9025361
He looks pretty embarrassed to review this product.

>>9025361
BILLY MAYS HERE, JUST TO TELL YOU FROM THE GRAVE THAT I LOVE SILICON PUSSY, BUT THERE'S MORE IF YOU BUY NOW YOU WILL RECEIVE NOT ONLY 20 POUNDS OF WHITE PUSSY BUT YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE 20 POUNDS OF PREMIUM BLACK SILICON FOR JUST 19.95!

>>9025586
I think he did rather well...all things considering.

>>9025561
Gold. Do want.

>>9025586
Nah, he has done reviews for way worse

>>9025644
I was saying that because I feel bad for him
I cannot see how someone can bring themeselves to buy a sex toy...it is so creepy...and degenerate

>>9025707
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfqfKSC2jqM

>>9025713
thats why you buy them online so the only one who is scum or feels scum for you is........you

>>9025718
"I'm not sure how people are breaking this...."
>proceeds to manhandle the dildo so bad the cracking and snapping sounds made my balls physically twinge with pain and recede into my chest cavity

>>9025718
oh wow
on youtube too

>>9025516
Thats nasty

>>9025739
>hear a knock at the door
>its the stout slavic ancestory mail woman
>she needs me to sign off on a package
>proceeds to pull 40lbs. Of ass and pussy labeled "Fuck me silly MegaMasturbator" across each box

>>9025434
Anybody has more of the 25 inch fantasia booty?

>>9025757
>tfw no stout slavic ancestory gf

>>9025796
It's not all its cracked up to be. Not as tight as normal white chicks, naturally heavier due to thicker bones and muscle mass, skins not as smooth either, and most tend towards denser thicker body hair that you won't see if they're good and blond but you'll definitely feel. seriously they could have similar proportions to your average chick but those fucking bones and hidden muscle they have for no reason just shunts their weight up 20-30lbs. Can't say i minded the sandpaper pubes much though cause that shit tickles and they didn't seem to dislodge or get stuck in your mouth as much.

>>9025827
>that fucking pink spikey dog toy at 0:02
Well shit. Now I have to throw away my dogs favorite toy if i ever want to look her in the eye again...

>>9025845
You had sex with your mail woman?

>>9025757
DISCREET PACKAGING AND SHIPPING

>>9025361
"FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS"
My god, that was good

>>9025376
I had no idea Prometheus had deleted scenes.

>>9026188
any sound on this?

>>9025361
>>9025369
The straight face and deadpan tone kills me.

>>9027236
nah it was probably some promotional stuff they put out before the movie. They did a lot of those

>>9028129
That and it had a LOT of deleted scenes. It was at the point where the original cur for theatres made no sense and the directors cut for bluray had them all in and suddenly it made sense.

>>9025561
Dollfie and dollfie fire

Then there is a attqchment that goes around the doll's body

anyone have webms of those girls that pretend they're sex dolls? good shit

>>9025394
shave your fucking gorilla arms faggot

>>9031687
thank you!

>>9025394
why the fuck is there a webm of a sasquatch fisting an anime girl

>>9031687
>shaving arms
>being hetero
Choose one

>>9026188
would've played out a bit differently with dad/daughter in that scenario

>>9025428

It's a gigantic fake silicone ass with fleshlight-style ass and pussy you can use. Given the size they are stupidly expensive.

I still click on these threads because I eventually really want to see someone fucking one of them.

>>9026738
did they really have to make the doll toddler sized?

>>9027367
>tits made of actual 100% silicone that sit and move like real breasts

How do plastic surgeons fuck up so bad so often when they have real human tissue to work with before they implant??

>>9033370
You don't have to stitch together silicone to inject it into a mold
Not only that you don't have to take into account the skin tightening/loosening afterwards

>>9025411
wow those are bigger than i thought
imagine him going to a clothes store to buy whales size female underwear

>>9026714
Bump for more toyfeet

>>9033450
Good point. Still, they need to up their game man.

>>9025376
Why is he covered in tofu?

>>9025369
Keemstar?

>>9025749
Underrated post

>>9033142
Of course not.

does anyone have anything with those realistic real-size dolls?

I'm legitimately curious.

>>9025394
Are you a fucking yeti?

>>9026753
>>9027367
Pretty detailed.

>>9031447
Dafuq is going on in the background?

>>9027367
That awkward moment when i actually imagine having such doll.

Now imagine that this was Toy Story

>>9029604
thanks but I was looking at more of a diy fix for any doll depending on size of course. Not looking into buying a specific kind of doll

>>9027367
brand?

>>9032783
>Shaving your arms makes you gay.
Ask all the sports athletes both pro and amateur who get more girls than you just how gay they are.

>>9025376
Man they should've made the movie just about David. It would've been way better.

>>9035828

I legit have one and am about to use it.
it's been a little while and Ive said I would get rid of it but no.
Great fun recommend to anyone who jerks it all fucking day long.
the few videos around of guys with them do no justice.

>>9025361
please somebody have a video of one of these actually getting fucked?
They look awesome and I know they're not - I want to dispell the stupid in me

More links:
http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail?Full_Number=RD173-23&info_tab=4

>>9025376
ok
now make a female slut version but with no sjw chip

>>9036931
yeh but if you arent a pro athlete, or a high level swimmer or cyclist.. and u shave ur arms or legs... youre gay. sounds like youre butthurt bcos u shave ur arms faggot lol

>>9026753
>no bones

>>9038148
the only problem with them is the plastic they use

it's terrible and toxic

anyone have recommendations on sex dolls?

>>9025936
what it feels like to chew 5 gum

>>9041176
I'd buy it.

>>9026749
stretching out the asshole really brought back memories that i didnt need reminding. no fap for me for the rest of the night.

>>9041176
solid made me kek

>>9025610
beat me to it.

Juliana if I see your fucking 80lb ass one more time I swear to god...

>>9025361
lol guys hes a bear/ gay if you guys didnt know

Anybody has the full size silicon doll webm?

>>9025361
2 things:
>if-when you wash it

>Heck you can go at it with a friend
>egh

>>9025376
best sex toy

>>9031687
Dicks out for Harambe

>>9025361
someone needs to put the dead island theme over this.

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>>9025718
>>9025755

>those comments

>>9025936
Are they fucking sanding machines?

>>9026691
>No lube
Idiot.

>>9026749
Love the attention to detail on this. I need to get one!

>>9026749
He wears his watch tighter than that asshole

>>9025376
that's better than the entire fucking movie

>>9041176
you've been posting this around this morning, haven't you?

https://youtu.be/zAnlU5WhEzM

>>9033142
smaller means less material. cheaper and easier to store

surprised more anons don't invest in a venus 2000. so fucking sweet, when I get oculus rift here in a month or two shit is gonna get real lol

>>9026683
>>9026691
>that tiny little hole
>not using any lube whatsoever
no wonder his cock has all kinds of fucking callouses on it

>>9036931

youre not a pro athlete. Dont be soo butthurt cause you shave your arms fag

>>9025827
this needs some music

>>9025361
Do they have like mechanical versions of those.
Like with milking and sucking action?
I pump into it and it sucks on my dick and gently messages as I pull out?
Something like that?
And can it accomodate men with more then a bit above average penises. I don't want to be directed to a japanese site where they have that but i can only go in half way
I'm asking for a friend.

>>9025749
Been looking for the youtube version of this

>>9025749
why does this line up so well?

>>9028269
It made sense from start but most scenes were just plain stupid

>>9053712
Sauce? Not for the porn, but for the movie.

>>9056025
armageddon i think

>>9053712
Interstellar

>>9056042
Interstellar

>>9026188
Sause?

>>9045825
Found the MBA

>>9025561
http://dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=6
have at it, there are MANY ways to make dolls

>>9053712
big kek

>>9043490
sauce?

>>9025718
fucking kek

>>9060077
>>9060088

Amazing.

>>9025361
>>9025369
HI BILLY MAYS HERE

>>9025361
he gone big since epic meal time

>>9026188
I don't remember this scene in Breaking Bad...

>>9060077
Video??

>>9027367
Those hands make me question whether they belong to a man

>>9060077
why did she stick a plug up the toys ass?

>>9025749

best thing ive seen in a year

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>>9064032
No idea. Been looking for sauce for while if anyone has it

>>9060077
http://gifsauce.com/rGT3B
Apparently her name's Audrey from Chaturbate

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>>9068315

>>9065095
>World of Warcraft tattoo
>fucking nerd
>still want to fuck her
>fucking nerd

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OC

>>9025376
That's Michael Fassbender, but what movie?

>>9044198
lol

>>9036931
Trying to fool yourself you're an athlete worthy of shaving your arms.

Shiggy diggy

>>9045825
Just like the real thing.

Anyone going to post that russian woman with her doll, or is that a thing you get banned for these days

>>9025361
keemstar really took a turn for the worse

>>9025361
lmao

>>9064487
It'll be a vibrator

>>9026696
>dat white glove treatment

>>9032881
where can I buy one of those?
these are way smaller >>9025749
I want the big ones

>>9025376
The tone of this is so fucking perfect. This must have been written and directed by a different team than the one who handled the majority of Prometheus.

>>9026753
I had this toy. It was really fucking good until the the teeth fell out from regular use, and there's no way to reattach them. A little too expensive to replace after only a couple months. Hands down the best throatfuck simulating experience I've ever had with a toy, though.

>>9056025
Gravity's Rainbow starring Sandra O'Bulluck

>>9074769
How's the cleaning of it?

>>9065095
Is she tiny, or is that thing huge?

>>9031687
it's robin williams, what do you expect?

>>9025516
is that a real penis?

>>9025516
>So I finally got with a girl!
>She used my Fleshlight to fuck me!
>Isn't that what she's supposed to do?

>>9070592
I believe it's: The God Who Stole Fire

>>9056124
That doll is so hot, those tits and that face are amazing

>>9056209
Ray donovan

Great show

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>>9025439
sweet jesus i want one... where the fuck can i get one?!

>>9041176

fucking kek

>>9025376
Trippin balls on acid so thanks for this dude that was cool as hell

>>9025376
where is tthe audio?

>>9025384
This amazing piece of jiggly silicone ass is $930 US. Just...for the record

>>9056124
the doll staring at the camera is creepy as fuck

>>9065095
This is loollypop24

>>9052435
what it it malfunctions and skins your dick dude, I don't think it'd be totally worth the risk even if it felt like the real thing

>>9041263
WHO IS THIS

>>9070592
darude sandstorm - the movie

>>9076449
You live in 'murica? Fatass women aren't exactly rare here.

>>9025827
Is that Dave Chapelle?

>>9025361

Keemstar?

>>9060077
fucking nice audery webm

>>9026749
Fucking Goatse

>>9025610
came here to post this

>>9082927
Are you blind?

>>9025516
That...is kinda hot

>>9033480

You mean going to walmart and buying the same size as every other seacow that shops there?

>>9026753
I don't want to use this, but I want to own this.

>>9056124
And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

>>9068390
do people find this arousing?

>>9068315
>>9068318
>tfw will never have enough money to buy and tituck my own waifu

>>9025384
Fuck my big black asd

>>9027367
>
What's it called

>>9056124

ok in the middle of that video the head moves by itself to look towards the camera

that man has ejaculated a soul's worth of semen into the doll over time and it is now a thinking feeling being

>>90293
the source please :(

>>9029330
Sauce please

>>9025361
>the new version, "fuck my big black ass"
tok pek

>>9025718
>>>>>>>>>>virgin tight

kek why was that so funny

>>9026753
MAA MOO MAAA

>>9091227
I seen that too

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>>9087416
Yes.

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>>9025376
>spinning wheel is a swastika

>>9092675
holy crap anon

>>9027267
how do you make that like he did? with a condom etc to get the tightness?

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>>9093724

>>9065095
>loollypop24
http://xhamster.com/movies/5299278/massive_dildo_ride.html

>>9095644
https://xxxyours.com/video/18794/strap-attack-4

for all ya'll

>>9074738

I think it was directed by Riddley Scott's son.

>>9053712

Greatest thing I've seen this month, probably the whole summer.

>>9025951
name of the girl fucking?

>>9025631

That's why her dildo is so big... it's full of secrets.

>>9025384
>>9025411
>>9025434
>>9025439
More video, please! :D

>>9025404
No lie though if there was a doll of her I'd buy it.

>>9093087
the cut really ruined the authenticity of the 3rd go, even though i can see the old stains it ruined it sort of.

any clips where a guy gets off 3 times in a row without cuts are magical

>>9056025
Interstellar i got you man

>>9058229
http://www.xnxx com/video-ca95b6c/roxy_raye_hardcore_nunparty

>>9025411
Ok, well why not go all the way and make the top part too. Silicone doesn't cost that much, I know a guy that does 3d printing can probably get it to you for less than half that price.

>>9025376
This is so cool and unsettling at the same time. Sets a really conspicuous and tense tone. Love it.

>>9026749
... God... God fucking dammit

I want to buy this thing. I actually want to buy it now. Fuck, shouldn't have come into this thread.

>>9076389
What the fuck is wrong with your eyes?

It looks uncanny and creepy as shit. I'd buy one if these things looked remotely human or realistic but they just don't.

>>9075358
ITP:

>Men NEVER use toys on their women. So it must be concluded that women never use toys on their men! Right? RIGHT?

>>9026738
>>9033142
Saw a thing earlier today about how Autralia was gonna ban child sex dolls and the thread it was in had people that were predominantly saying it was a bad idea because if it helps pedos satisfy their urges without having real children then that's a good thing.

Personally, I'd reserve judgement until after some psychologists did some research and found out if it actually helps deal with urges or if it only exacerbates the problem.

What do y'all think?

>>9034531
Any sexdoll is more alive than AllieSin

Anyone have that chick that stuck a bunch of toys in her ass then spit them out in a different order?

>>9098844
yeah with those fucking desktop 3d printer bed sizes all you can get its half fleshlight, unless you have one of those big delta ones

>>9093799
What is that?

>>9025361
any vids of someone actually fucking one of those exact types?

>>9087416
i know a girl who's into watching vids like that. if there wasn't an audience there wouldn't be content

>>9101301
can't speak for that video specifically though

>>9025951
SAUCE

>>9101871
its in the filename you stupid booty munching idiot

>>9098844
Silicone things light that aren't printed or made in layers, they're made with injection moulding or some such nonsense. You can 3D print a rigid buttgina that'll rip your penis apart.

>>9101970
but you can 3d print the molds, then pour silicone in like with those homemade dildo kits

>>9025516
Here we see an Aids extraction. Very risky maneuver.

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>>9075112
yes, it even comes with pubes

>>9102076
>>9102076

that dick is between 21 and 25 cm or 8-10 inches long.

>>9099999

>>9102147
more like 7-8 inches, and rather thin for it's length

>>9025361
had no idea keemstar sold sex toys

>>9026753
FEED ME SEYMOUR

>>9025516
why tho? Isn't this defeating the purpose of using the toy and the girl being there?

>>9101253
A blown up condom with a jar lid pushed through it and twisted at the top. Pretty dangerous and not as worth it as you might think.

>>9075060
probably both senpai

>>9025411
Well shit put your dick in there and film it!

>>9105339
You you wanna spice things up, toys add variety to your sex life. Especially if she just wants to see his O-face but her hand gets tired during handjobs.

Besides, wouldn't you wanna use a dildo/vibrator on your girl once in a while?

>>9062317
dead

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best way to convert mp4 to webm quick? I'd post myself using this toy I got two days ago if ya guys want ;)

>>9025943
is the left girl ashleyvex from chaturbate??

>>9106386
video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm

>>9106429
tight ima shave my nuts cause they are rather hairy atm lmfao

>>9106386
it looks like a baby ass

Australia wants to ban child-like sex dolls...why am I NOT surprised...OZ has gone mad these last few years...ever since they did away with the While Australia Policy in circa 1973 !!

>>9025516
poor guy

>>9098686
It's the only way I could get the filesize down enough. Full video:
https://eroshare.com/g3vyp8as
And one without a toy, but I cum 11 times instead of only like 4 or 5: https://eroshare.com/8w5melvt

>>9025943

fun fact: those are mother and daughter

so, is there something like a girl inserting a fleshlight in her pussy, then a guy puts a dick sleeve in his dick and starts having "sex" with the flesh light insertet in the girl´s pussy?

>>9109278
that would require some massive vaginal stretching. a man's ass would be easier

>>9106318

came here to post this in response to

>>9027267
>>9093799

>>9107929
Hack the planet!

>>9027267
>>9093799
>>9106318
How good are these though?

>>9060077
https://eroshare.com/uen09qkw

Here ya go.

>>9026738
would this thing be enabling or cathartic for pedophiles?

>>9026691
Comparitively, I'd say this one has had the most realistic motion of all of 'em. I'd buy this one.

>>9026683
Rectal and vaginal anatomy is a wee bit off. That is a huge turnoff.

>>9025404

Where else is he going to store 2liters of mountain dew?

>>9036051
>Are you a fucking yeti?

No, just Armenian.

>>9114690
>Rectal and vaginal anatomy is a wee bit off. That is a huge turnoff.

You think most of the people who buy them have ever seen a real woman?

>>9114672
Case by case, it could work both ways.

>>9114672
>would this thing be enabling or cathartic for pedophiles?

Does porn cause people to become rapists?

>>9096423
Victoria Tiffani

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>>9027367
>>9027451
Is that it?
Are they broken?
they got ripped off.

>>9106318
lonely macgyver

>>9025361
This could be in a YLYL thread. 10/10 presentation.

>No, fuck me silly 2 and fuck my big black ass are not waterproof.

>>9114690
>>9114747
They aren't designed for accuracy fuccbois.

>>9025516
>>9105339
truthful, that dick looks painfully long. probably can't do it everyday, so they 'supplement' with toys.

>>9106318
Fucking Genius!

>>9092675
holy shit those balls. love it

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>>9025361
>>9025361
>>9025361
>PLEASE ANSWER
so whats the best feeling sex toy? Like which one feels closest to the real thing fucking wise

>>9025411
WHAT IS THIS CALLED?!?

>>9095866
>>9074738
Luke Scott is directing his first movie (called "Morgan") that comes out on September 2

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>>9106386

>>9025384
>>9025394
>>9025411
>>9025434
>>9025439
This honestly looks like it would be really nice as a pillow. Has anyone tried sleeping on one of these?

>>9106318

Gave it a go, i guess if you had not bust a nut in a while and really use a decent lube it could work. it didn't seem to give the right amount of resistance though, felt nice around the head but nothing for the shaft. I end up just casting it aside and finishing off the regular way.

If one was feeling dedicated fill it with some kind of gelatin mixture.

>>9116187
I would get one for that too.

>>9116170
more pls, go as deep as u can go

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>>9118198

>>9076449

I hate to say i know this but, https://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/

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Mamamia

>>9115902
Warmed and with a good lube, TOMAX Venus Real

>>9102022
This post is the most underrated I've seen in days. A winrar is you

>>9025936
Wow shes getting raped with power tools bro

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best natural toy

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How to train your wife