This board is officially too fucking abstract for me to enjoy

File: 1440653256928.webm (2MB, 576x432px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 576x432px

>Celeb webms
Worshipping celebs is lame and pathetic. These aren't even nsfw. They are just videos of celbs showing too much leg on talk shows.
>Celeb fake porn thread
These are even more pathetic! Another celeb threads, back to fucking back. Couldn't these both have just been in one celeb thread?
>Rekt thread
Always a classic. Welcome addition.
>ANOTHER fucking Shemale thread.
A FUCKING NOTHER ONE. How many feminine fag fucking threads need to be on one board, let alone the first fucking page?! This is what makes normies hate fags - they are too loud and apparent. Fucking control yourselves and restrain your shit to one thread. Using the catalog isn't hard. Making so many threads about one topic is rude, and works against your favor anyway since content is split among 50+ threads you didn't even put any effort into knowing about.
>Homemade
Okay, good. This is acceptable.
>Last but not least, a dude jerking off on toys.
I don't know if this is meant to be gay, pathetic or both, but you are basically jerking off to another guys cum, which in my opinion classifies it as "very gay".

This board is too fucking out of order. /b/ isn't this full of weird kinky shit -- and it is supposed to be random insanity. Seriously, HALF the threads on the front page are about dudes and dicks. This isn't even a rare occasion. I notice this crap every time I come here -- trannys/shemales running rampant with endless threads.

I feel as though the mods/janitors/user base/whoever needs to do a better job at reporting and pruning this shit, because I, as a straight male, feel very alienated whenever I come to a board that is not designed to alienate heterosexuals. I'm not trying to offend gays, I voted for your rights, I even became an ordained minister so I could get my two gay friends married for free, but seriously, we all get slightly offended when we have to witness some one that we aren't interested in performing a sexual act, even if it's momentarily while scrolling.

>>8192966
>>8192970
cool story bro

>>8192966
There's a fucking hide thread button. Use it.

File: Mona Kim.webm (2MB, 640x350px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x350px

Maybe this thread is moreso for me to vent. I doubt anything will happen from it, because this board has been sliding only downward for a long time. So here, a "not fags" thread.

>First page:
oh yeah i forgot about those pages.
just learn to browse the catalog.

>>8192966


>Implying you don't jack off to gay ISIS porn and rub your own cum on yourself while sitting on an electric butt plug

>implying all the users here are male

>goes to 4chan
>expects 'not weird porn'

>>8192966

Imagine someone reading that entire wall of text.

>>8192966
who is this? legit looks like my ex.

>>8192982
>Implying there are this many females on 4chan at all, let alone this board, who coincidentally post tranny fags all day
Yeah, no.

>expects 'not weird porn'
You've missed my point, but admittedy I was just rambling the whole time. It's not that it's weird, it's that normal porn for straight guys - the vast majority of the planets male population, is a vastly outnumbered by endless tranny threads.

File: Monica Sweetheart.webm (3MB, 720x528px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 720x528px

>>8193001
Theres way too many of you fags on the website.

It fucking isn't, okay? Fuck off.

>>8193002
>4chan
>straight

>>8193010
doesn't answer my fucking question.

File: 1444333503888.webm (4MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 640x480px

>>8193016
You, and your question were both retarded as fuck.

Let's say it is your ex. What now? Act like a giddy nerd for a few days? News flash - billions of females, millions with camers, thousands who upload their own porn, hundreds who look like your ex.

Loser.

File: 1440602881133.webm (3MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x281px

>>8192966
Even though you're mostly just sounding like a dick, I can see where you're coming from. Just that I would've complained about the cuckold shit, hotwife shit, the retarded [pick a subject] caption threads, celebrity fakes, literally ANY comment asking for "sauce" and, the worst offender of all, black cock worship (because it's blatantly racist).

I do what I can to filter everything out but every fucking day I have to add more filters to the blacklist because there's so much that I don't tolerate in my porn.

At the end of the day, you just got to deal with it like an adult: just shut the fuck up and hide/filter what you don't want to see.

>>8193026
nah dude, just be bummed she's doing porn or posting herself. We broke up a year ago and I'm still fucking heartbroken over it and you know that feeling when a girl leaves you and you get those thoughts of her fucking other guys and shit? it sucks and i know its probably happening.

>>8192966
>Dudes jerking off on themselves and inside toys
Requesting link.

>>8193026
>dem abs
I can fap to this

>>8192966
>>8192970
the real issue here is why you're such a whiny bitch

>>8193043
he is right and you are gay probably

>>8192966
You forgot the most important one.

How about the fact that EVERY single fucking blowjob thread is titled "Webms that make you want to suck dick". Whatever happened to normal titles? I'm cool with the trans/gay/bi community, but fuck man...

>>8192966
>>Oh cool, a hot chick in yoga pants - Wait, it's just a sissy hypno thread.

kek

>>8193060
I fucking agree with this

Get a load of the fucking normie coming on /gif/ for the first time.

File: 1455115272453.webm (4MB, 206x320px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 206x320px

>>8193031
Not to sound like some elitist but I don't know that feel. Only ever had three gfs (one became my wife, was married for 9 years), and I borke up with/divorced all three. The rest has just been casual sex/fuckbuddies.

I know my ex wife is fucking other dudes, but that's cool. She's remarried now and I'm her daughters godfather. I'm actually glad she found someone else and we remained friends.

You are better off without that slut. If you think about it, it's probably not her that you wanted or loved -- it's your concept of her. NOT the real her. Once I realized this about women it became pretty easy for me to let them go. Good luck.

>>8193039
webm related

>>8193027
Yeah, I get that. You're spot on. I just wanted to bitch about the gays.

>Stop posting things I don't like!

File: 1456343248347.webm (3MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 852x480px

>>8193069
>>8193043
>>8193079

Are you wanna die?!

>>8193010
Are you going to act like interracial doesnt fit in to those categories you were complaining about?

>>8193043
Stop resorting to the "you're secretly gay and repressing your homosexual desires" argument that is so often spewed by the faggot community. OP might sound whiny, but he's got a decent point. There is nothing wrong with gay people or homosexuality but honestly the mods should create a 2nd /gif/ board so straight guys don't have to constantly filter out threads like trap, sissy hypno, gay, "webm that make you want to suck dick", pegging, solo-cock cumshots, etc. I think BOTH parties would benefit from 2 different boards. But of course, faggots are never satisfied with just enjoying their own sexual pleasures, they have to share it with everybody else and if somebody doesn't like it they're secret homos that crave cock on the down low, AMIRIGHT?? fucking logic.

>>8193105
funny porn gifs are underrated on /gif/

>>8193101
I don't think you know what logic is.

>>8193087
sauce ?

>>8193098
I don't like interracial but at least it's straight. We're talking about human sexuality here, not your racially-triggered animosity. If you can't tell the difference between a white woman sucking a black cock and a guy rimming another dude's asshole, then it's safe to say your obsession with race has officially turned you into a raging homosexual.

>>8192966
>>8192970

Totally agree, it seems 4chan has been stuck in a summerfag limbo since 2010

>>8192966
Bro, this site is populated by angsty virgins that are so demoralized in ever having normal sex that they've convinced themselves that being a sissy faggot and getting fucked by men as depraved as they are is the only real sex they'll ever experience.

They're "gay" out of pure necessity.

The fact that you don't understand the population of 4chan worries me, do you think you're in good company with just a few bad eggs? You're the 1% that isn't buying leggings, skirts and lipstick on amazon and shoving dildos up their boypussy while watching sissy hypnos.

Do yourself a favor and just leave.

>>8193118
No, i'm pretty sure I do.

There is a difference between disagreement of opinions and using logical fallacies. I can say "4chan needs 2 gif boards" - that is an opinion that is subjective and debatable. Saying "you must be secretly gay because... blah blah blah" is NOT just a subjective opinion, it is a blatant logical fallacy. There's a difference.

>>8192966
C U C K A L E R T

How any of you even care enough about any of this shit astounds and amazes me.

>>8192966
>13 gay threads
vs
>124 straight threads
the only problem here is that you have an xboxhueg victim complex

>>8193235
>Why do you have the need to shove your fetishes down others throat
>said the guy that's telling other people what and what not to post

>>8192975
>>8192975
>>8192975
>>8192975
>>8192975

>>8192966
ITT: Some guy whining that there's things he doesn't like. Dude there's more 'straight' aimed stuff on this board than gay by a long shot. Stop being a baby.

>>8192966
>lol gay shemale fags xD
>>>/middle school/

>>8193142
no, you literally don't know what a logical fallacy is

>>8193291
butthurt homo spotted

>>8192966
No, I agree.
I used to love /gif/ for porn. It used to be hella easy to get one off, but now a good 75% of the fap is sifting through garbage.
And I'm not talking about the gay shit, I'm bi and I love those threads. But it gets irritating when all I want to do is see some pussies get fucked and half the boards are trap boards. I never have trouble finding good gay shit when I want it on the otherhand.
People have been asking for a second /gif/ for years now. I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been done yet.
And some better moderation would be great. If a single thread involves a black man the entire thing turns into a racial debate and then 50% of the thread is "cuck" this and "ape" that. Whatever, you can think what you want to, you can hate who you want, but don't flood the god damn porn boards with your opinions for fucks sake.

>>8192966
We need less degeneracy. When's the last time we've had a good white godess thread?

>>8193347
>4chan
>less degeneracy

>>8192966
or
Or
OR
You could stop being a little bitch

>>8193122
LOOOL he's a cuck

I can't verify it, but I've heard there is porn out there not on 4chan.

>>8192966
Literally nothing has changed in years, get over yourself.

File: 0 penetrate fun.gif (3MB, 240x180px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 240x180px

I made a response to this thread but it somehow spilled over into a new thread. How did that happen? I hate how windows swaps focus while I am in the middle of using a hot-key.
>>8193437

Op congratulations, I've never commented on a single thread in over four years of visiting this board. Literally nothing has changed, I just came here to say fuck off mate.

The internet is legitimately filled with porn sites, so instead of complaining about this board go on one of those sites. I mean damn man I've never seen someone so butthurt over porn(no pun intended).

>I'm going to complain on a free imageboard about people going out of their way uploading premium porn for me and get surprised when nobody gives a flying fuck about what I think

Holy fuck, the arrogant, narcissistic newfaggery itt is cringey.

File: b53.gif (42KB, 397x295px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 397x295px

>This board is officially too fucking abstract for me to enjoy anymore.

The don't visit /gif/?

>>8192987
Who dis?

>>8193298
>>8193298

>what is google
>what is Wikipedia

Knock it off with that pretentious pseudo-intellectual attitude. No matter how many condescending comments you write, the truth is calling somebody 'secretly gay' because you disagree with their rhetoric IS a logical fallacy. I'm not going to spam you with web links you probably would just ignore, but that information is available to you. "You literally don't know what ______ is" doesn't prove a point you arrogant delusional dimwit.

>>8193332
>75% of the fap is sifting through garbage

Couldn't have described it better. There should be 2 different NSFW /gif/ boards IMHO, similar to how we have both /s/ and /hm/, which caters to different groups of people and satisfies everybody.

>>8193377
good one, you sure got me.

>>8192966
why are there things in the world that don't cater to me? i've never encountered this before

>>8193473
>This

>>8193722
>This
I know right? The internet is such a huge place, but some people just don't seem to get it.

R:66/I:11

>/gif/ thread
>this few gifs

the real problem on this board is too many whiny threads like this one

>>8193473
you clearly don't remember it pre-webms then

>>8193347
>we need less degeneracy in porn

>>8192966
>>8192970
Totally Agree OP. This board has gone to shit. It's all fags now and it really ruins the board. You fuckers make up less than 10% of the general population yet make 99% of the threads. Worse part is half of you deny that you are gay. You can't be straight and want to suck dick or jack of to a dude tucking his dick between his legs, juts accept it faggot. You're a homo. They need to make a gay /gif/ containment board.

>>8193861
/s/ is shit though. It's all normie "share low res images of people you know".

Don't forget the staggering amount of cuck worship this board has. The lowest of the low.

>>8194286
Agreed. If /s/ was any good and actually posted decent webms I would just stay there and leave /gif/ for the trap lovers.

>>8192966
>being this much of a cry baby victim
>wants to make the board more boring and repetitive as it already is
C U C K

Can I add to OP's complaints?
that one faggot who keeps making "you laugh you lose threads" and other forced humor that belongs on /wsg/

File: 1318882370716.gif (3MB, 240x192px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 240x192px

I'm so sorry about this one

tldr

I support you though OP. Needs a few regular threads for gay stuff, then everything else would sort out otherwise you are complaining. These are just all the NSFW gifs of the Internet - porn dominates that.

>>8192966
Sauce?

>>8192966

If you can't find enough porn that you enjoy amongst the 100+ threads on /gif/, it might be time for a break

ANYBODY saying "/gif/ has always been the same" is either a newfag (the type of people who started lurking in 2013 and think they're oldfags) or straight up delusional. I'm NOT saying it was "better" or "worse" (that's subjective, some can even make the case that it's better), but I bet you retards forget how /gif/ used to be an extremely slow board with like 50 active members. At certain points you could have even considered this board dead. /gif/ has gotten SO MUCH MORE POPULAR since then and thousands of people now lurk here daily to fap, which is awesome, more material for us, but no it definitely hasn't "always been the same". Trap porn wasn't even that popular back then except for maybe 2 or 3 known stars. 90% of the trap porn spammed today wasn't even CREATED at that time. /gif/ was created in 2005, not 2012 you fucking retards. I remember when a "trap" posted on 4chan, that shit was RARE and a BIG DEAL. Now, in 2016, being a "trap" is so fucking common people don't even react to it. 4chan has become the community to a great number of them and on certain /b/ threads it's even common to see 5+ traps camwhoring and uploading time-stamped pics at the SAME TIME, and people don't flinch.

>>8194363
I don't think YLYL threads as a CONCEPT is a bad idea. There are many funny gifs and webms that wouldn't be allowed in /wsg/ because of nudity, extreme gore, pornographic nature, offensive material, etc. HOWEVER, why retards post Vine and Youtube and Reddit and Facebook webms is beyond me and is what kills those threads IMHO.

Now excuse me whihle I have to throw up this halffbottle of brandy

I don.t have a problem with the diversity of this board as long as it's NSFW. If I don't like the thread then I move on to the next. What I do have an issue with is SFW or threads that belong on another board (section) like /wsg/ or /b/ or /sp/ or /asp/ or even /mu/ at times.

>>8194558
Being that drunk on half a bottle. Lightweight pussy.

>>8192966
Just hide them you retard.

I completely agree op, but not with the "there should be more" or what you like personally. There should instead be a gay/lesbian tag so you can hide gay/lesbian threads all at once

>>8192966
>>8192970

there must be a common denominator that explains this... something they all share...

Wait a damn second, they're all gifs and webms! What the hell kind of Illuminati bullshit is this?

File: 1401736512003.webm (3MB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x544px

enjoy these cocks OP, i'm not even gay.
this is not your board, if you don't like, hide the threads you don't like.

>>8192987
3lightning from ff13>>8193749

File: 1403959826000.gif (3MB, 270x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 270x480px

m'lady

>>8192966
>>8192970
OP just admit you like dick, everything will be better then.

>>8194456
https://www.reddit.com/r/pawg/comments/3a18a3/virgo_peridot/

>>8192966
Fucking normalfags

>>8194676
>hides gay threads
>the board is gone

File: 1453183101286.gif (1MB, 540x400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 540x400px

Wow its almost like the board caters to a wide variety of users instead of just you.

Fuck off faggot.

>>8192966

No John, you are the faggots.

>"This is what makes normies hate fags - they are too loud and apparent."

Yes, because everybody should be careful that your delicate man-feelings aren't hurt by seeing (or thinking about!) a cock going into a dude's ass.

Get over yourself, put on some frilly girl-undies and suck some goddamn dick. Nobody cares what you think, you don't represent some kind of silent majority, and the internet's full of nice normal pornography where nobody shits on anyone else. This isn't your personal porn buffet.

File: 1369701259753.gif (873KB, 500x254px) Image search: [Google]

873KB, 500x254px

>>8194617
Being drunk is understandable but throwing up after half a bottle is pretty faggy.

>>8194676
>>8194678
>>8194679
>>8194685
>>8194699
>>8194729

I don't mind you spamming the faggot stuff. As much as I despise degenerate faggots like you, gay porn doesn't bother me one bit. It's not kryptonite ya goofball LOL. But at least don't pretend you're a different person when you samefag every 3 minutes. It's embarrassing. I've been lurking this thread since the beginning and it's painfully obvious.

>>8194676
>i'm not gay
>has gay webms saved on his computer

kek

>>8194342
Kinda reminds me of the straight threads on here.
Most of the gay/tranny/trap/whatever threads on here have OPs that distinctly tell what they're looking for.

Straight non fetish shit is usually just "more like this" or "dumping" or some other dumb generic title.

File: 1369092924110.gif (2MB, 380x285px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 380x285px

>>8194762
Not samefag.

You do seem to have an issue with gay content, thus the thread.

Dont see me complaining about having to wade through scat/hypno/pegging/crying to get to some juicy dongs.

>Using pages
>Not using the catalog
Top faggot

>>8194762
OP is a fag.

Wow OP so you finally took the red pill huh?

someone wants to know the name of someone in porn online and you get extremely pissed at them? k dude

>>8192966
>>8192970

Hey guess what. You're one user on a board that thousands of people use. It's not "anon's personal fap dump" board, it's for gifs/webms of a nsfw nature, if you don't like it hide the threads or stop complaining like a little bitch

>>8192987
fucking shemales...

OP sounds like a ranting little fag. Hide the threads you don't like like a normal person and have some fucking dignity.

opinions aside OP is definitely right about the change, i hadn't come here in a couple years and when i returned the other week i thought i had accidentally gone on a gay board

this level of sissy/trap/hyno/cum on toys/worship black cock/ latent homosexual stuff is relatively recent

>>8194779
scat/crying are not straight exclusive things and everyone who isn't specifically into that has to wade through them

hyno/pegging are gay things you don't personally like, worse for straight people to have to wade through

your point doesn't really work

the issue is that historically this was a straight board and now it is predominantly gay, the straight/gay dichotomy is pretty well established in porn and the normal response is to have different sections so that nobody loses their boner unnecessarily

>>8194851
>Predominantly gay
>>8193265


Pegging is a straight fetish (thats why it's pegging and not gay sex you fucking idiot) and hypno is gender and orientation neutral

I lose my boner just as fast from seeign some girl vomiting on someone as you do from seeing a dick enter a butt but somehow the gay shit needs to be segregated?

Get over yourself mate.

agreed, OP. reddit is the best place to get porn. 4chan is just a hive for weird gay guys and lonely straight guys who are so desperate for physical contact that they fool themselves into thinking they're gay.

>>8194886
Oh god and let's not forget the gore and violence threads but oh no, remove the penises so that anon doesn't have to confront his raging homolust.

>>8194886
calling pegging gay always gets a good response

hypno in general sure but on this board it seems to be exclusively sissy type stuff

the thing is that vomit is a specific weird fetish. gay is a whole genre. if there were 5 different varieties of vomit porn on the front page every day i think people would be commenting on that too. it's not a fair comparison, the equivalent to dick in butt is dick in pussy, not vomiting. if gays are equally turned off by dick in pussy then surely segregation benefits us all

i don't care at all personally i don't mind just minimizing them so telling me to get over myself when i am trying to logically explain the situation kinda just makes you look like a condescending faggot

>>8194902
see my comment above re vomit porn, its not a proper comparison. if there were a whole variety of gore/violence thread on the front page of this board every day you can bet someone would make a post saying 'this board is overrun with gore, they should make a separate board for it'

>>8192966
>EVERYTHING SHOULD CATER TO WHAT I ENJOY!
>WHY ARE THERE THINGS I DONT LIKE ON THIS PUBLIC FORUM!
Jesus christ you're pathetic.

>>8194617
>>8194754

Fuck you faggots I can't helpp being 140 lbs. why shoudld i be ashamed of being a lieghtweight when i save money im sick of you fattfucks bragging about how much u drink plus i rarely drink im sure i can build a tolerance if that was my lifes puprose

File: lilith massive.webm (3MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x480px

>>8192966
This board would be fine if the mods did their fucking jobs. Dead threads hardly ever get pruned, request threads are basically encouraged and their should be a cap of one sauce request per post. Anyone else requesting sauce on a single fucking webm or gif should be banned for a couple of days.

I'm a bisexual male and even I'm sick of the gay, trap, cuckold cum in my own mouth and snort my own ball hair threads.

>contribootin b4 i get banned lel

>>8195016
Seconded!

>>8192966
>feeling like a cuck because of an internet board

>>8195037
Mods only ban people who post anti-bbc posts.

File: pajamas.gif (1002KB, 400x226px) Image search: [Google]

1002KB, 400x226px

>>8194899
>lonely straight guys who fool themselves into thinking they're gay

Holy fuck dude, you have the sexual literacy of a 3rd grader. That's not how sexuality works. I AM a lonely straight guy myself and never once in my life have I thought about "fooling myself". I haven't had sex in years and part of my depression is because of this. If I wanted to I could be fucking gay guys every single day. One of my best friends is gay and he's considered "extremely hot" by other gays, the type of homo that women hit on only to get disappointed later on when they find out he's gay. He's also kinda androgynous, not effeminate or submissive at all, but he's hairless and could probably trap if he wanted to. He knows about my depression and lack of sex situation and has offered me countless times to give me a handjob or a blowjob or more. He's even said shit like "You could get drunk and play audio from straight porn while covering your eyes so you can pretend i'm a girl". Although I respect him greatly as a friend and truly appreciate his willingness to relieve my sexual tension, i've denied him every single time.

I know human sexuality is a spectrum and very few people are 100% straight or gay, but NO man who is truly Heterosexual can "convince" himself that he's gay. When a guy says shit like that REAL straight men like myself will question the true nature of your sexuality. I feel like there are more bisexual males in our species than our society likes to admit. Unlike the guys who are full on homosexual who can NEVER be happy with a woman, Bisexuals CAN be happy with women so it's understandable why some would see gays as having "chose" that option. In psychology this is called projection. Although you might not know it, when you say "lonely straight guys can convince themselves that they are gay", what you are indirectly portraying to the audience is "I can convince myself that I am gay if I truly tried". You are basically selling yourself out. Projection.

File: 378bc2a0-4376-0133-9d86-0af7184f89fb.gif (430KB, 300x219px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 300x219px

Lots of angry anf insecure fags in this thread. Too emotional for /r9k and too homo for /b. So they bring their horseshit to our humble dwelling. Need board immigration reform. We need a firewall, and a it'll be a great firewall. Most importantly, the fags will pay for it.

>>8193060
This.

I don't mind the gay shit. I'm not homophobic. Live and let live! It would just kinda be nice to have a blowjob thread be named "Blowjob Thread" once in a while. It's a silly thing to fuss over but I understand the sentiment. When even straight porn have gay titles it starts feeling like everything is being catered to that community.

As for the gay threads. Eh, don't care. If gays want to eat da poopoo all power to them. kek

Yeah you know I can kind of see where you're coming from but why do you feel like you need to be protected from seeing gayfag threads? Really? I usually just, you know, don't click on them. Not everyone likes the same stuff and that's fine. I'll give you kudos for posting your own thread instead of shitting up one you don't like, and posting some good gifs to go with it, but I really don't know what else you want. The solution to threads you don't like is to ignore them and take part in the threads you do like.

>>8195172
holy shit my sides

You'd have to be gay to not enjoy whacking it to dudes.

idk why don't you just check out brazzers.com if you only want to see that shit to begin with

>>8195235
give me an account password and I will

This board was dead for months, then the exiled fags came and took up the free office space and started hanging their shit up.

>>8192966

I seriously wonder how empty /gif/ would be if I made a new board for all the cancer threads. But then again, maybe people would come back to /gif/ if it wasn't /lgbt0.5/.

>>8194886

It's because homosexuality is fake and gay

>>8195016

Fuck sake. I should have never gone to /pol/. Before pol I just ignored useless braindead faggots but now that I can see exactly how annoyong and self important they are I can not ignore it. Segregation would benefit us all.

>>8193125
Yup, sux big-time

>>8193101
You sound like a moron to me.

>>8192966
please go to bed chad

>>8192966
this guy nailed every point on the head for me. I agree with basically everything you said, which is rare

I think the mods need to consider this opinion, because I'm sure i'm no the only one who agrees with this guy

Check 'em

>>8195313
Intellectual and insightful rebuttal.

>>8195332
fuck

>>8192966
F E E L S E X Y

>>8195315
>>8195332
>>8195349
>>8195350

stop shitposting

I'll take the opportunity to share a dark erotic fantasy of mine:

>be male jailbait
>eyes set on an older woman with social status (wife, mom, teacher… etc.)
>try to seduce and fuck her
>film everything without her knowing
>coerce her into more sex (and keep filming)
>poke hole in condom and knock her up
>release all the sex tapes online
>fap while watching her life tumble down (jailed, fired, divorced… etc)
>as underage, you walk out scot free
>later on, woman finds no job anywhere
>only finds job in porn
>porn maker know she has nowhere else to go
>they only book her for abuse and humiliation scenes
>her kids disown her and disappear under new identity
>cps takes her (your) child
>she gets stuck in porn and you fap vigorously to her demise

>>8195502

You animal.

It's all part of the plan. Post threads about anal, it's very important to get your men into that first. Then "wishing you were the girl" threads. It gets you to start thinking about trannies (plenty of those threads) I mean, they're pretty much girls right? And real girls are prudes who only way black monkey dicks (plenty of threads insinuating this too). You now exclusively like butt, question whether or not girls are worth it, and have all this basically gay shit surrounding you.

All part of the plan. The estrogen in the water, feminism vs MRA bullshit diving men and women, everything. If you're not a half-witted pleb you'll get off this shit right now and execute those plans to quit fapping and get a gf. This shit is ruining you, you were never meant to see it, and certain elements are making sure it all leads to one thing, you turning into a faggot, tranny, or cuckold so your societies can be dominated. If you must, only watch amateur porn with vaginal penetration in very small doses. Trust me though, quit this shit, start eating healthy and exercising, and better yourself overall. Life ain't meant to be this easy, everything you want can't be this attainable with such little effort. Just quitting porn alone fixes a ton of shit wrong with young men today, you'll notice within the first few weeks.

>>8195357

>>8195646

As much as I detest homos that force their faggotry on the rest of the population, there's no people I can't stand more than fucking conspiracy nuts.

You sound like Alex Jones talking about gay shrimp. "THEY ARE PUTTING ESTROGEN IN OUR WATERS. THE GAY SHRIMP, LOOK AT THE GAY SHRIMP!!" hahahahaha

Fucking whack job.

File: AntiqueImpishDorking.webm (3MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x640px

>>8193347
>white
>goddess

Pick one

Just kidding, but I agree with op. This shit is fucking disgusting. I would LOVE to see a separate gay gif board. And then build a fucking wall between the two to keep the filth out

>>8195646
Porn is like any other time waster, it's basically just interactive Netflix.

"Get a gf" is stupid shit society tells you. There are infinite ways to live a life. Don't let the mainstream, or anyone else for that matter, tell you what is wrong or right, broken or fixed. Only you and your fucking gut know what's up in your world. This universe has no rules.

>>8192966
It pisses me off, too. There's so many fucking faggots and cucks it's rediculious. Moot left and the entire website has gone to shit and turned into lereddit

>>8193060
Make a straight blowjob thread then man, this shit isn't complicated, be the change you want to see.

>>8195724
gif does suck, it's just dumb bullshit threads day in and day out. traps, blacks on blondes, gay, etc... It's like SJW's descended on /gif/ to make a white strawman nervous.

>>8193482
looks similar to a girl i know. anyone know the scene or girl? ty

>>8193101
i agree w this anon, i never post on gif

>>8192966
>Straight, "normal" men can finally get aroused.
did you just call other people gay?

>>8196297
Thanks for bumping this thread moron. I was hoping it would eventually die.

>>8193039
>>8193075
love dat fit girl shit, wish there was more of it.

Sage goes in all fields

I came here to rub one off. Instead I ended up reading this thread. Haven't laughed this hard in 4chan.

Whats funner is that the gay threads always have 70% more talking than content

>>8192970
This so much

literally 99% of porn is boring vanilla shit, if you just discovered the internet, protect your delicate sensibilities and go somewhere else, these days you don't even have to leave the site, you said yourself /b/ is vanilla as fuck. When you're ready to grow up and not be offended by some pixels on the screen you can come back.

>>8194617
maybe its a big bottle?

>>8193722
or the cock lovers could post their degenerate garbage in one of the 6 trap/cuck threads already existing instead of making a new one.

>>8192970
>>8192966
Completely agree...i use the catalog so i can zoom right past this trash but seriously? It seems like every other thread is for fags or cuckolds. This place used to be a goldmine for new stuff but now its XD IN THIS THREAD WE PRETEND WE SUCK THIS DICK...XD BBC FUCKING WHITE BOI HEHE IM NOT GAY XP BOY PUSSY!!!

How can a bunch of faggot minorities be SO FUCKING LOUD? For fucks sake...

Goes to 4chan to check out some nice vanilla porn 'bucuz mah dick cud cut iron', gets sucked into a thead about some people on different sides of a spectrum losing their shit at one another and looses boner. WTF? Lol!

>>8196583
Tumblr has empowered them into thinking that having brain problems is something to be proud of and so they have to rub it into everyone's faces.

>>8194558
even since lurking since 2013, /gif/ has changed. at least there's less sissy hype now

If we seperate boards, what about people that want to look at both? Then we'd have to go to two boards.

And that's really gay.

>>8196619
You know what really sucks? I used to be pretty liberal and advocated for gay rights but for the last year ive been going to pol more and getting red pilled. I try and try to tolerate them but every time i come here to get new material i have to scroll past an ocean of cuck, gay, shemale, guys jacking off, guys using dildos, guys twerking, interracial cuck.

Its not that I want to hate them, they just make themselves very fucking easy to hate. Fuck fags and cucks (no pun)

>>8196637
>why dont we just put all boards on 1 board for ease of use

>>8192966
>ITT normies being buttblasted
>goes to 4chan for porn
>doesnt remember the good old days of /b/ porn
>expects anything other than the most outlandish weird fetish shit
i agree though that /gif/ needs a new subreddit of /fagif/

>>8195713
wow..... know the name of this girl?

>>8193060
>cool with fags
>doesnt fap to fags
pick one. you're either comfortable with being a faggot or you're not.

>>8193101
Well spoken.

Fuck it is seriously the same thread over and over. Annoying

>>8192966
Tldr

>>8192966
yes, but the blowjob threads are the best i can find

File: 1455623024236.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>8192966
>>8192970
I disagree. Shemale threads belong on this board and they are constantly browsed by straight guys. Don't force tranny fappers on a another/gay board.

Don't force your fucking preferences on others. Avoid the gay shit if you don't like it. Browse the catalog. It's big enough for everyone.

>>8196707
lol

The weirdest way to request non hetro porn, but ok, whatever u tell yourself to get by fella

>>8192966
You forgot endless chatting and debating with stupid cunts who don't give a fuck who you are or what you're saying. I'd rather fuck a cactus than stick around here. Oh wait, look another topic has just started. Come on guys let's stick a cactus up the arse of a shemale sex doll and then cum on our mom's dicks.

I have over 40 threads hidden. You people are disgusting.

Ohh, so is this what they mean by straight privilege?

Sort it out bud, use the catalogue, hide threads you don't want to see, make and bump threads you do want to see, don't complain about others getting to see what they want to see.

>>8195136
I hope at least one of them has a dick

tl;dr:

/gif/ is now "gay gifs, dick gifs, tranny gifs, sissy gifs and BBC gifs".

That's basically 80% of the content right there. /gif/ has been co-opted by the dredges of internet porn society. OP doesn't like that, I don't like it either. Dredges of internet porn society are now butthurt.

Same thing as when ponyfags just spammed all boards with their shit. You're the same now. I guess that's just the tumblr generation for you.

>>8196745
Tumblr has been around longer than 4chan

>>8195181
>why do you feel like you need to be protected from seeing gayfag threads?
Because you fuckers spam it all day, eery day, 24/7 all over the board.

Anywhere else, this would count as a raid. You're literally that bad. So don't play stupid.

>>8196748
Relevance? We all know what i'm talking about.

>>8194940
Pegging makes you just as gay as any other act with a woman, in other words not at all gay.

The whole trap/ sissy thing seems to me to be a bunch of young guys who think girls have it easy and want to give up responsibility for themselves so they pretend they are a girl to get treated that way. If you're watching sissy porn thinking "I'd love some of that ass" then I've got bad news for you, that is gay. But really, who cares, if you're not hurting anyone do what you like.

>>8196758
>Pegging makes you just as gay as any other act with a woman, in other words not at all gay.
Bro, I have bad news for you.

>>8192980
HAHAH
this nigga c's thru ur lies

>>8196637
I'm the guy that originally suggested having 2 different boards. But I have since then read this post >>8194636 and now I think that's the better option. Having a straight/gay tagging system could be used to filter threads without dividing us or make gays feel alienated like segregating boards would do (I think this is why the gays reacted in such a hostile manner, nobody likes feeling alienated or made to feel as if their sexual desire is something that should be locked away), and a tagging system would also benefit straight guys by saving time and effort in sifting through threads, and nobody would complain because their screen is filled with guys rimming each other. The only people who would be against this proposal are the faggots (I said faggots, not gay men) who enjoy sharing their shit with disinterested members. The same type of faggots who think people are all born inherently bisexual and think they can "convert" guys into being gay by "slowly exposing them to small amounts of faggotry at a time". I mean isn't that the whole concept of sissy hypno? That or maybe it's an act of defiance for them, maybe spamming gay porn is a way of rebelling against the heterosexual masses who they feel have suppressed them for so long. The same way Feminists protest naked in an attempt to de-wickify and normalize the publicly exposed female body. But whatever the deeper psychological roots are for any opposition, i'm sure most reasonable gay guys would support the tagging system. It would save THEM time too from having to sift through material as well... and Bisexuals could just leave both tags on! Everybody is happy!

tl;dr A tagging system > 2 separate boards

Let's not forget that Moot created /hm/ in an attempt to lower the amount of gay material on /b/. I doubt Moot has a homophobic bone in his body, but even he never foresaw how gay his site would eventually turn out to be.

I feel the same way OP I've been going on here for about a year now and sometimes I don't even bother because it's just weird and gay shit. Rather go to /hc/

>>8193291
how is to guys having sex not the definition of homo sexual, dude? how can you be this deluded

>>8196707
>be into two guys sucking each other off and fucking each other
>see mom, one of them has a WIG on. I'm not gay!

u wot

>>8196802
4chan caters and attracts outcasts. At least it use to before it became a normie circlejerk. Fags are outcasts of society so it's only normal they conjugate on 4chan. Especially back in 2005 when being a fag wasn't as accepted as it is today.

In all honesty the gay shit is getting completely out of hand. There's a reason why there are gay boards and mlp boards and book boards. Because minorities belong in the minority board.

Homosexual men are a very small minority and the same thing that happens to every general board that gets taken over by a minority is already happening here. All the normal people will leave and get their shit from somewhere else, then the board becomes slow and dies with 2 tranny threads and some other gay shit that no one has even looked at for a week.

Also there is no fucking reason for duplicate threads whatsoever, no matter what side of this you take. And the worse offenders of this rule breaking are gay threads. Like there are fucking 4 tranny threads at any given moment, how the fuck is that necessary?

>trannies with dyed hair
>bailey jay thread
>tranny general
>fuckboi thread xD
>trannies with men

How is this behavior not a tell tale sign that a fucking minority is taking over a general board? All of this shit belongs somewhere else.

>>8194306
sauce?

>>8196829
But, by your own admission, the 'minority' is posting ~50% of the content...

You can post content you like as well, dude.

>>8196840
Yes, because like I said, the minority is taking over the fucking board and the normal people are leaving. It's like what happened to /b/ with the stupid fucking pony shit for a couple of months. And it's the shit that almost happened with /tv/ when all people would do is post little girl actresses.

>>8193014
>ur a
>faggot

>>8192966
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

>>8193026
Before this I didn't know a 4 pack was possible

>>8193125
>summerfag limbo since 2010
>not an eternal september since 2006
k

>>8196707
Nobody would care if there was a single Shemale thread dude. Even if it was in addition to a couple of other gay threads. It's the fact that there's usually like 5 different Shemale threads. Shit man that would frustrate me even if that was the case for a genre I do fap to, like if there was 5 different lesbian threads, and those are my favorite.

>Shemale fucks man Thread
>Big dick Shemale Thread
>Trap Thread
>Ladyboy Thread
>Bailey Jay Thread
>Sissies using toys Thread
>Sissy hypno Thread
>Shemale on Shemale porn

I'm not even including the full-gay threads. I don't agree with a lot of the rhetoric written ITT by mostly bigots who are probably Christian or some shit, but I will say seeing 5 Shemale threads usually all in the top 3 pages is pretty crazy.

>>8196645
Where was the pun?

>>8196656
>/fagif/
I would go gay for a title like that

>>8196707
kek I love this webm

>>8192966
there are dozens of really good porn sites
4chan is about watching cockroaches swimming in a jap pussy

>>8196903
I don't see that being posted

>>8196881
>written ITT by mostly bigots who are probably Christian or some shit
There's just one bigot here and it's you.

>>8192966
Was just about to call you a mad whiteboi, but it looks like you left out interracial, so ya'll good in my eyes. Interracial is what makes this board so goood.

Just leave this cesspool. /gif/ is overrun by strange rp fags, plain old fags, saucefags and newfags. You want good porn, just go to pornhub, OP.

>>8192970
you forgot daily Cuck thread

>>8196956
Back to /pol/ weenie. Black men have healthy DNA, we all came from Africa originally.

>>8196914
I don't HATE Christians. Majority of my family is religious and so are most of my friends. But i'm not in fucking denial either. Statistically speaking, most people that have issues with gays do so because of religious influence, directly or indirectly. Just because you might practice a more reformed type Christianity or don't interpret the Bible literally, doesn't mean the statement I wrote doesn't hold true. Go live in the 'Bible Belt' or any Southern state here in the US. Saying the truth doesn't make me a bigot.

I have many issues with faggots. I can't even stand most of them. But I distinguish myself from other "faggot haters" because I don't actually think homosexuality in itself is wrong or immoral or anything.

>>8196970
I want to add that it's kinda like my views about Black people. I have my beef with them and the "niggers" who act like uncivilized animals, but I don't side myself with stormtroopers because I don't agree with their attitudes either.

In a way what i'm saying is I hate these groups of people but not because of their inherited properties. AKA "I hate faggots but not because they were born gay" or "I hate blacks that act like NIGGERS but not because they were born black". So my hate isn't the same type of hate as a Christian that hates a fag because "homosexuality is a sin against GOD" or a stormtrooper because "blacks are genetically inferior and should be treated like animals regardless of their individual character".

But the hate is still there.

>>8196970
>>8196987

I think you're retarded but I get what you're saying.

>>8196987
>but I don't side myself with stormtroopers because I don't agree with their attitudes either.
Glad you came to your senses.

Racists have low IQ neway, it's been proven by studies that if you liberal then you intelligent.

>>8192975
where's the downvote bytton.. can i downvote this guy like i do on redit?

>>8192970
figures aren't toys senpai

I agree with OP. I dont mind gay threads honestly as long as the front page is not full with them. Also, these whole sissy hypno crap is just pathetic.
"Webms that make you want suck dick" really pisses me off aswell, the title just implies gay fantasies again on relatively straight webms. there is nothing gay about a women sucking dick, dont gayify everything you sick cunts.

File: 1454610258832.webm (4MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 852x480px

OP is right, this board went to shit, back then it used to be porn and gore + funny/hentai/miscellaneous. Now it's an autistic and gay as fuck cuckfest board. I barely go back to this board anymore.

>>8196998
The whole IQ argument is just goofy. Like let's say it's true. What good does that bring us? What's the END goal? Is it to justify inhumane acts? Is the ultimate plan to bring back segregation? I just don't get it. Is it to make yourself feel superior and other people like shit? Because technically we don't even have the highest IQs, the Jews test higher on average than we do. So with our same logic can they use that fact to say they are better than us? How about OTHER factors that we don't test so high in? Can Blacks use the whole "muh penis" stats to mock us on our inability to please women? We're always talking about "White Genocide", aren't we contributing to that by categorizing ourselves with ONE label instead of acknowledging the vast genetic and cultural diversity without our own peoples? And btw, the whole IQ thing can be used against ourselves too, there are certain European countries that test WAY higher than other European countries. So what's next, those of Finno Ugric genetic heritage claiming their superiority over Norse Gaels peoples because of numbers on a sheet? That's why the stormtrooper attitude never appealed to me. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely HATE "niggers", I hate them for a variety of different reasons. But i've never understood these white power groups, to me they seem very manic, petty, insecure and most of all, BIG drama queens. Calling everybody a cuck or a race-traitor or spending countless hours posting "nigger facts" or getting triggered when they see interracial shit. It's like c'mon guys get a fucking grip.

Here's the ironic and humorous part of it all: I'm from the South dude, most of the guys that talk to me about IQ averages are hicks and rednecks. It's hard not to cringe at the level of irony because I KNOW these guys, many of them can't read above an 8th grade level and i'm almost certain NONE of them has an IQ of above 110. I'm always tempted to say "dude you're the one lowering our average score" LOL

>>8196998
>Racists have lower IQ

I'm pretty sure there was a study done to counter the results of the study that put forward those claims. Something along the lines of "A racist with a lower IQ are more likely to express his/her racist beliefs than a racist with a higher IQ."

I agree with you OP, there's too many weird fetishes in this board.

>>8192966
Not to mention "Webm that makes you want to suck dick" and then proceeds to post straight blowjob gifs

and there's this gem "Sissy hypo thread"

Someone in this board REALLY wants people to adopt their degeneracy

File: 1456206778886.webm (2MB, 742x540px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 742x540px

I watch and enjoy both straight and queer stuff and agree that there should be another board for all that gay/sissy shit.

>>8197153
Haven't laughed at a webm in months. Thank you

>>8192966
>first page

Takes a special kind of retard to not use catalog on /gif/.

We need a /fag/ board. Way to much gay shit on here and /b/. I've got nothing against gays but don't want to see guys sucking other guys dicks every fucking time I refresh.

>>8192966
Stop telling yourself you're not a faggot, OP.

>>8192966
its 4chans fault for not making a board for trap stuff etc. hell even mlp has thier own board

>>8192970
>>8192966
You seem pre-obsessed with sexuality OP. Maybe your sub concscious wants you to be a fag? Jus sayin..

>>8193026
sorry but i would kill to know her name

File: 1454648129078.webm (4MB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 768x432px

>>8192966 (checked)
>>8192970

You are correct.

File: 1446498228147.webm (2MB, 1080x606px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x606px

>>8193101
Everything you said makes sense.

>>8192966
>>8192970

I gotta agree... for the most part.

I think that the tranny/shemale/ladyboy/<whatever the fuck> threads are a bit out of control... and I use the catalog, i don't even look at this board in page view. I think they should exist, but I think that there should be like 1-3 threads MAX on the board at a time... versus the ~10 threads hanging around at any given moment.

It seems like there is a disproportionate amount of them, and if there really must be that many, i agree, maybe they should have their own board. otherwise, just have less threads, with more content per thread.

>>8197229
i just want a sauce on this.

>>8192966
>>8192970
>>8192977
Come on, tranny porn is the most popular porn type among straight males. Couple of homo and fetish threads.

https://youtu.be/qMoEs7eQeZE?t=13m35s

>>8192966
Don't know how you browse board, but try to install
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/dollchan-extension-tools/ipnoalfffblkaodfmipjjgkfbgcfadad

You can hide posts/threads manually
You can hide by keywords in title and op post
You can hide all non image posts
You can remove all hidden posts and threads

Actually it has a ton of useful functions, but the described are related.
Also it's in Russian only, but half things are intuitively understandable.

>>8195748
>strawman

Underrated post.

>>8197409
that vid is actually fairly interesting.

>>8193101

Dude.

I want you to understand this. Ive lurked here for years. YEARS. Ive never posted pictures, and I barely ever comment.

But god DAMN did you hit the nail on the head with that post. Fucking bravo, sir. I came outta the woodwork for this, because OP has a point. lol

>>8194806
fucking virgin

>>8192966
didn't read but making such a wall of text because you don't find your normie webms which you can find LITERALLY anywhere is retarded

this is some elaborate bait

>>8192966
instead of being a whiny little bitch you can be like 99% of the rest of 4chan users and hide the threads you don't like

OP, literally go to reddit. They have the kind of porn you seem to want.

>>8193101
I think we should separate non-porn nsfw gifs/webm (= war/gore/rekt threads) first. They stand out much more.

>>8193101
the post you're replying to didn't even call you gay lel

>>8192966
>but why can't we keep a topic that should be a minority restrained to a few threads? Why make a new thread every time?
because even homos have fetishes. why do we have tons of different types of straight porn on here? same reason

>>8197535
>>8197253
>>8196671
>>8193101
same fag

>>8192970
sauce

>This board is officially too fucking abstract for me to enjoy anymore.

Try hormones and crossdressing. Once you trap, you never turn back!

>>8193101
forgetting that there is an actual straight board on this god forsaken website further more why not just go and watch fucking porn instead of getting pissed that your not seeing what you want to see

>>8192966
Im counting over 100 "straight" threads vs 20 "weird"/"gay"/"lesbian"/"rekt" threads, grow a pair, use /gif/catalog and dont read those you dont like, it is pretty easy... and it is called common sense and tolerance

File: adultgif.gif (3MB, 1907x4578px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1907x4578px

Board is completely fine.

>>8192966
>>8197600
Alright, so let's see what we've got here.

Since the gay/straight split is the only argument in this thread that can even remotely be taken seriously, we'll talk about this. There are currently about 134 active threads minus a sticky on /gif/. Out of those 133 threads, there is a grand total of 9 threads which could be considered gay. Out of those 9 threads, there are 6 which show a dick in the thumbnail. So that means less than 10% of threads are (arguably) aimed at gay folk, and even less display this in the thumbnail. And you want to contain this handful of threads in a separate board why exactly...? Because seeing something non-straight on a board that is specifically NOT aimed towards straight people, on a website that is known to have a large 'bicurious' population, somehow triggers you like a tumblrina SJW? Go fuck yourself m8, neither /gif/ nor 4chan was ever aimed exclusively at straight people, and if you can't deal with that I'd suggest getting your dose of 30 second pornclips from somewhere else.

>>8197710
>Out of those 133 threads, there is a grand total of 9 threads which could be considered gay
Lol?

>Big black cock versus small white cock
>Interracial general thread.
>Muscle/fit girls thread
>Butt boys
>Convince me to let my gf of almost 3 years to get fucked by another cock
>Tranny / Shemale / Trap General
>MASSIVE Cocks Only
>Bad Dragon
>Small Cocks
>Hotglue
>Black Dicks for White Chicks
>Sissy/Trans/CD/Hypno
>Close up anal insertion
>Solo cock
>allright you closet faggots im going to go suck some dick tonight
>gay: No gay thread? Gay thread!
>SHEMEAT
>Kamilla / Freshxdollts thread
>X-change
>Scat thread
>GAY INTERRACIAL
>Gifs/Webms that make you want to be the girl:
>Homemade Amateur Lesbian
>Big Cock Worship
>Tight Girls getting Their Innards Destroyed by Huge Cocks
>Shemales Bending Men General
>IR gay thread
>Pegging
>Her name is Sarah and she loves BBC.
>Big dick reactions thread

That's a lot more than 9 threads, cunt. And that's not counting you faggots spamming your shit in unrelated threads, of course.

>>8197598
>TOLERANCE
Yup, you're a faggot alright.

>>8197738
Pretty accurate. Lot of dick focus on this here /gif/

>>8192966

>First page
>2016
>Not using catalog

Everything you said after that is invalid, fucking new faggot

As a bisexual it's easier for me if it's all in one spot and there will still be threads and tastes that I don't like. Wanna know what I do? Hide the thread or ignore it, is jumping on a thread and seeing a dick really going to make you have a cry? If that's the case then how do you find heterosexual porn that involves a man having sex with a woman arousing as you stated that you think that getting off to guys cumming is gay. Because I have news for you almost all porn is full of guys getting off in all sorts of situations and part of the experience is relating to the person in the porn and thus threads about guys cumming on toys aren't gay. desu OP sounds like an insecure bitch

Oh good a blowjob thr-

>GIFS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO BE A NAUGHTY COCKSLUT WHORE WHO EATS CUMS AND TAKES 900 DICKS.

>>8197784
What, you newfags think you have a right to be here? Do we really need to blow you the fuck out? Do we really have to go there, cunt?

>>8197738
Holy shit you are one dense motherfucker. What exactly did you expect from the general porn board from 4chan of all places? A hundred threads about blonde pornstars with a brazzers logo in the bottom corner? 30 more threads about mediocre camgirls shoving vibrators up their cunts? Wow, maybe even an anal thread, if that's not too extreme! I'm not sure how you still haven't caught on to the fact that you're not on a website that caters to vanilla tastes on any subject. If you have a problem with certain fetishes or interests, I want to kindly request you go kill yourself, you disgusting fucking normalfag. This is not your board and you don't belong here, you don't decide who posts here and what they post.
I seriously can not believe how fucking arrogant you people are, yet with such a complete lack of self-awareness. You act as if you're some sort of silent majority, finally speaking out about how 'their' board is being taken from them, while in reality you are exactly the opposite. You are a vocal minority, nobody gives a shit about what you like and what you don't. Honestly, I can tell exactly what kind of poster you are. about 19 years old, maybe 20, arrived about a year ago so now he's 'in' on the 4chan culture, right? No wait, it's probably closer to two years, so now you're officially an 'oldfag', and you think this somehow gives you enough status to start making demands about how things should go around here. I bet you still post on /b/ as well, is that right?

You're pathetic pathetic m8, please stop posting immediately because your new is on display.

>>8197837
>being this mad about porn

>>8197846
>being blown the fuck out this hard
Epic rebuttal, friend! :^)
Perhaps you should screenshot this post and make a thread on r/4chan so you can acquire some more karma points!

>>8197751
dicks on a porn board. Outrageous.

File: 20101021.gif (219KB, 540x2501px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 540x2501px

>>8197738
you also forgot the ylyl, Homemade amateur lesbian, Women abuse and last but not least, Miley Cyrus threads. All of those are pretty fucking gay.

>>8197854
Oh I will! Thank you for the tips.

File: FinishedTenderGilamonster.webm (3MB, 404x716px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 404x716px

Why are people so opposed to having two boards for straight/gay content?

>b-b-but just hide thread
its a chore hiding a third of the board

>nothing but mega milk cowtits or gay shit
I just want b cups jesus christ

>>8198052
>it's a chore to click a button

Woe is me!

>>8198052
I personally just add threads I'm interested in to thread watcher while hiding everything so I can see what new threads are to add then hide those. Works well and doesn't take much time.

>>8192966
>>8192970
i completely agree
i don't have a problem with an oddly specific thread every once in a while but otherwise its a little much.
a good amount like the celeb worship should be on regular gif.
i kinda think there should be an Adult Gif/webm alternative just for homosex and trans stuff.
otherwise i just want softcore, hardcore, and occasional hentai without chance of stuff like scat or semen on figurines

>>8198193
actually correction, im fine with humor threads, just so long as not all of them are /pol/ or gore oriented. this place is turning to /b/ too fast

Because weirdos are normalizing this shit and denormalizing heterosexuality

>>8192966
BAMP!!!!

>>8192970
>>8192966
What a retarded whiny newfag

>>8198052
Because it's just newfags whining that 4chan is too weird and not normal enough for them, which means you should probably fuck off to reddit or tumblr or something. I see a TON more straight threads than gay threads here. Fuck, yesterday I was specifically looking for a gay thread and there wasn't a single one. Stop crying because boohoo you have to hide like 5 threads out of a hundred. Leave the site if you can't handle it.

>>8192966
If you got a problem with the faggy threads go to another site cunt. Just lurk the threads you like, it's your fault if you click on the webm under the "ITT: extreme scat" title.

This thread speaks volume. Probably every straight male who has been frequenting these boards for 8+ years now are all aware that /gif/ used to be 90% straight porn with the exception of the limited tranny and hotglue threads. Now it really is just a huge gay fuck fest on this board, and i'm reading is a bunch of literal homosexuals getting triggered because "normies" want their board to stop being so fucking gay. I could always count on this board for a quick fap if I needed, now I have to dig through even the catalog to find something worthwhile, meanwhile i'm flooded with bonerkilling gays. Shame I only come here to watch people get murdered and mutilated now...

File: fatty and her tits.webm (2MB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 854x480px

It's almost as if different people like different things or something

>>8198229
you see heres the problem with that, it's scientifically proven already that gays are really just attention seekers or people whove been sexually abused as children so when they come here they see straight porn and its fine for them because it doesnt disgust them but when us "Redditors" come look at porn we see gay and now no boner

>>8198229
what makes a newfag? are you aware that you are a newfag? are you aware that the newfags are making this board for literal fags?

>>8195755
Denice K

>>8193101
I agree with this Faggot

>>8193332
Fucking this, there is a big problem when out of 200 replies in a thread only 40 have gifs/webms

File: OPPHAGGOT.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>>8192966
>Why are people sexually attracted to things I'm not?

>>8193101
Aren't you on a board sharing your sexual pleasures with everyone else?

>>8192966
Same thing happened to /d/. Moot threw up his hands and said /d/ is for dick girls. Instead of giving them their own containment /d/ just went to shit.

>>8192966
>/gif/
>294 replies
>39 images
gotta be fucking kidding me

>>8197790
HAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha

>>8198229
I've been here since '09. Fuck your argument.

>>8198318
well the vast majority of the replies are exact same people like OP shittalking whatever sexual practice the thread happens to be about. Squirt threads have the its-piss guys, trap threads have is-it-gay-or-not guys, BBC threads have people discussing dick length + racists, and all the others have idiots requesting sauce on every single file.

>>8194704
So much underrated

>>8198439
Fucking '09ers you ruined the FGC and you're ruining this board.

>>8192966
I guess people come here specifically to find stuff that isn't really easy to find anywhere else. But I agree that there could be at least some kind of separation between straight and gay/lesbian porn. The problem then arises that many straight men enjoy MF couples as well as lesbian couples. So those people would be obliged to go to those gay pages as well.

And also: where would you put pegging threads that show females fucking males? It's not necessarily a gay thing...
So this is all very complicated. But I got your point.

>>8193027
sauce

>>8192966
learn how to filter, faggot.

File: tfwyoueattheboxx.gif (639KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 768x768px

>>8198529
Not my fault you can't play games that require skill like Melee.

And c'mon you really think '09ers ruined 4chan? As cancerous as we were, we weren't THAT bad and we contributed a lot to this site. Think of all the memorable dank memes and all the epic wins we've had around that time. I can't speak about 4chan before '09 but all nostalgia aside I actually think the worse infection of newfags was in 2011 and beyond when 4chan started getting extremely mainstream, became the home of Bronies and the like, and everything started becoming POLITICIZED (relentless Stormtroopers, SJWs), etc. I'm not going to even talk about what threads like /pol/ have become since then.

Say all you want about us, at least we weren't as cancerous as everybody who joined the party after 2011. Not even close.

>>8198708
Honestly this is just the internet version of

“The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.” ― Socrates

>>8198708

>skill like Melee

Didn't read this thread or even most of this post. I just like to remind Melee loyalists that clicking joypad in a specific fashion to achieve nothing is not a skill.

Besides which, every time a smash bros comes out, Melee loyalists complain about things like fixed bugs, and rebalancing which game makers do to make the game more enjoyable.

Melee loyalists are like cranky old men who hate all the new jazz music ruining the kids today.. except without any of the life experience that comes with age or living a real life.

tl:dr Your post doesn't matter, because you're an idiot.

>>8198884
I'm the guy he responded to and all I have to say to you is.
>taking the bait

>>8198797

Eeeeeehhh, yes and no. I detest the attitude of older generations that are too heavily influenced by their nostalgia which gives them a warped view of the past. To me those guy are just bitter. Hypocrites as well, EVERY generation thinks they're better than the younger ones after them. They become the old people they use to hate and criticize and eventually they'll be screaming about "THOSE DAAAAAAMN KIDS" and reminiscing about "back in MY days..". I'm not with that shit. Plus many oldfags use that label as a pathetic way to validate themselves, like this site is some sort of club in which they have a VIP card to.

But I don't see age as the factor in the whole oldfag/newfag thing. Tumbler existed back then too and its users were my contemporaries, of MY age group. And newfags that start lurking 4chan today aren't all young kids, many of them are even older than I am. 4chan has started attracting audiences that this site use to never appeal to, it's that simple. It's less about age than it is about niches.

File: Sonic.gif (4MB, 708x398px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 708x398px

>>8198891
kek

>>8198884
Calm down you roodypoo I was being sarcastic. Some Melee games are alright.

>>8198884
Actually anybody from the FGC can't git gud at melee which always seems to have the bigger prizepool, so might as well play it anyways. In a lot of ways, the FGC can come off like some sort of secret club that you can't participate in unless you're LEET enough. All the strange terminology, inside jokes, and steep learning curves really hurt the FGC's popularity.

>Started playing USF4 on PC again
>In less than 12 hours, 8 players either rage quit or kicked me from their lobbies because they can't win against my Balrog.

Holy shit, if you're so bad you have to rage quit against one of the most honest characters in the game, just kill yourself already.

>>8198529
>>8198708
>>8198884
>>8198994
>>8199035

Take it to /v/ boyz

>>8193000
Nice trips
Summed up he doesn't like scrolling thru porn he personally doesn't enjoy

>>8193101

THIS MAN SPEAKS FOR THE SILENT MAJORITY

>>8195037

Agreed. Gif has gone downhill in the past couple of years. I think us normies have been driven away and this has caused the problem to increase exponentially. It's like a feedback loop of disgusting shit.

And I swear to baby jebus that the pathetic hotglue threads are started and entirely populated by one single sick fuck.

>>8199781
I'm gay and don't understand hotglue threads. Don't put that shit on us, we don't claim him. He's one of your hetero weirdos.

>>8199781
Like I said, I'm bi, so I should enjoy the "diversity" but it's always the same shit being posted in every thread. "Gifs that make you wanna suck cock! NEW thread!" and it's exactly the same as the other one. We shouldn't have to prune through 90 shit threads to find one half decent one. People can call us whiners and bitches, but fuck man, what's the fucking point of coming back every day just to be disappointed?

>>8193079
>thinks that's a viable claim for a format in which new things literally flood out existing things

>>8193010
>peternorthdvd.com
Peter North turned into a black man?

I wish this thread could be stickied forever. Too bad it reached the bump limit. I honestly thought I was the last straight guy on /gif/, good to know other people recognize the board's demise..

I don't even care anymore. I'm just going to leave /gif/ forever and the fags can officially take over, it's cool. I hear the 8ch's webm board is better anyway and caters to straight guys, if only it wasn't so slow and inactive.

File: mk.webm (999KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 640x480px

>>8192966
OC webm
here ya go