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REKT THREAD I have looked all over /gif/ and can't find

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REKT THREAD

I have looked all over /gif/ and can't find a rekt thread, so let's start one.
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One more
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>>7738715
bump
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>>7738718
how not to do an insurance fraud.webm
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>>7738724
laughing.png
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>>7738718
her hair fell off
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Here another one
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>>7738857
I think that's her hoodie.
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>>7738872
They be roll they be hatin'.
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It was her shoe
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>>7738872
Peta boys be like " another one saved.......oh fuck"
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>>7738867
friendly warning to anyone about to click this, it's a john cena screamer with boosted sound
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>>7738729
>.png
>on /gif/
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>>7738872
I like how he facepalms at the end
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5 angry girls fight one angry man
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let's make this into a ylyl thread
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>>7739133
I was trying NOT to masturbate today.
Damn you for posting the sexy.
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>>7739133
the last one, how the fuck does he survive? He died anyway right...
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>>7739133

holy shit @50 seconds the jumper lands on someone on the ground...
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>>7739126
i love the dorakin version
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>>7739132
he died?
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>>7739189
Dovahkiin, you faggot!
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>>7738857
It's her shoe. The shoes always fly off when you get sent flying.
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>>7738893
doing gods work anon, thank you
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>>7738871
what was this all about?
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>>7738872
I finally bothered to try to find a full version of this..the damn sheep just walks off like nothing happened at the end of tumbling down a fucking mountain..

fucking sheep.
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>>7738867
Well played.
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>>7739304
Ill never understand this shit.

How in the fuck does one allow their body to go to the worms while they're still alive. I can imagine how bad that must smell
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>>7739304
>vomits infernally
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>>7739372
She dun notin!

Blky power, KFC & Grape Suda 4 life!
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>>7739372
to quote chris rock: i like black people, but i haaaate niggers.
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>>7739372
niggas gonna nig when they don't get their nigga way
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>>7739413
what..the fuck..was that trainwreck of a scene.

damn.
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>>7738718
Wtf. Why
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>>7739372
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>>7739471
epic, would love to see her wake up and her reaction.
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>>7739132

Holy shit this made me stop breaking and my hands start sweating profusely.

Please tell me you have a story? Looked kinda like he deployed his chute right before he went out of frame but did he survive that smack with a shattered midsection or did he die on impact/emergency chute opened/spla-pap?
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>>7739441
The last human fights back
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>>7739133

Was that first one even real?

Either that was some cartoonish Hollywood squib that splattered all that blood, or that was a high-ass caliber firearm he managed to hide in his shoe.
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>>7739518
>stop breaking
breathing*
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>>7738867
that horrible Reese Witherspoon voice
ugh
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>>7739126
little brother to the rescue!
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>>7738718
the guys in the parked car seem to be waiting for her. probably assisting her on the insurance fraud
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>>7739132
more than 10% of wingsuit participants die every year.

fucked up hobby
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>>7739323
shoplifters in Texas
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>>7739165
Let's hope so. I don't wanna be a face without a face
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>>7738893
Thanks bro, hate those shits, not even funny.
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>>7739192
Notice how the parachute deployed last second
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>>7739441
A young white man tries to learn something in a institution thats made for learning but he had a misfortune that he's is but in class with a bunch of subhuman monkeys with a below average iq that will ruin it for him. Story of the white man.
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>>7739518
Jeb Corliss on Table Mountain. Broke both of his legs and lived to get rekt another day.
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>>7739304
God, that person probably regrets their career choice forever. FOREVER UNCLEAN !
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>>7739304
Hot, You still a virgin?
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>>7739304 http://www.360nobs.com/2014/12/the-true-story-behind-the-woman-with-maggots-growing-in-her-vagina-scary-graphic-image/
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>>7738893
woulda almost died bruh. you the man.
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>>7738718
>dat clap
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>>7738867
How is this well played? Noobs everywhere
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>>7739841
lol negros
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>>7739841
topkek

at least he lasted a couple seconds
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>>7739841
I would buy this guy a beer holy shit, hes got balls.
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>>7739372

Gas the monkey lot of them.
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>>7739132
Wanna say that's Jeb Corliss. He survived, righted himself, pulled his chute. He rehabbed and still jumps.
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>>7739372
>kid getting bullied physically
>doesn't defend himself and just asks for them to stop
>finally defends himself and puts the bully in a submission hold
>brother of bully starts freaking out
>after the bully stops he lets her go and asks her if she's okay

What the fuck man. Where the hell were the faculty or teachers? I understand that the education system and anti-bullying don't fucking work, but that's a school bus.
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my third one.
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>>7739862
Agreed, if he was white people would have jizzed in their pants at how badass that looked. Feels bad that nobody really tried to fight him, would have looked awesome.
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rekt #3
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>>7739894
I briefly taught at a middle school last year. There are too many out of control little shits and too few teachers to control them. Even if there were a teacher around, they probably couldn't do much about it. Honestly, I had to pass the job off to someone else because I was about ready to start beating the shit out of kids like that girl.
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>>7738718
The guy getting out of the blue vehicle claps his fucking hands like, "Awesome" Fuck russia
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>>7739914
ugh... one of the cops had a taser... right fuckin there. I guess it's too much effort to reach across your body to grab the non-lethal option. Better just shoot the nigger who poses a marginal threat.

Funny webm though.
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>>7739936
What happened?
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>>7739935
he pulled a weapon and attacked a cop, seems like the right amount of force was used
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>>7739914
What a pussies, guns against a small screwdriver, well done fgts
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>>7739954
jihad.
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>>7739969
what the funk
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>>7739969
I actually like that guy.

I have no idea why but just the readiness of it.
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>>7739413

*It had to be close to impossible to see anything out of those helmets, I mean the eye holes don't even match up to where the eys actually are. No wonder those stuntmen were stumbling about.
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>>7739969
This looks like improv. at drama school.

>Walk into the club like
>tastyabs.gif
>Put gun on counter
>Dare kill yourself, bro
>Checked
>Woman triggers
>Man does sit-ups like patrick starfish
>Let's get these shoes off you
>Fin.
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>>7739969
Is that actually what happened?
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>>7739954
Immigration.
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>>7739323
Those guys really needed some freedom. No delivery fee on large orders.
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>>7739998

Kill yourself.

So close.
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>>7739914
yeh this one is pretty fucked up. The poor guy was mentally ill and living with his mother.

My roommate at the time started ranting about how that was completely justified and policemen need to protect their life too when the are in risk. But seriously, if you can`t fucking deal with a situation like this without having to shoot someone in the chest 4 times you should look for another job.

Fucking triggerhappy degenerates.
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>>7739914

Drop it, guy.

I'm not your 'guy', 'buddy'.
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>>7739841
"Y'all are RACIST! I'm tryna EAT!"
>here you go nigger have some hot sauce, niggers love hot sauce
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>>7739936

Most of the people that died that night were trying to save their friends.

I don't care what you're expecting in the afterlife once you've committed these atrocities but... It had better involve something like eternal suffering.
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>>7739962
Here's an idea- don't want to get shot then don't attack cops. Has worked for me and millions of other people so far.
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>>7738893
why is john cena even a thing, its not that fucking funny
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>>7739914
Its a fucking screwdriver, i know they can kill but first resort was to shoot the guy... also kek to the woman just the entire time in the background
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>>7740031
If they can only shoot against any kind of attack, they don't deserve respect
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>>7739894
It's scenarios like these that make me understand why schools get shot up.

I'd at least have gone back the day after and slit her neck open.
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>>7739372
>DIN DO NUFFFFFFFFFFIIIIINNNNN
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>>7739133
i laughed just cuz the song loops
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>>7739471
Nice curl brother
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>>7739126
I'm an english guy.

We don't whoop and holla.

I just started bouncing around my desk.

Justice as fuck.
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>>7739132
Serves him right, "flying" an ISIS flag like that.
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>>7738724
kek
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>>7739914
Taser him you fucking dipshit
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>>7740051
Title master
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>>7739962
Listen here you little ungrateful nigger those brave souls are out there on the streets fighting hard every day combating human waste so that you can live a safe life and its a shame that you don't appreciate that. I cant say i wish that bad things happen to you but i would be really interest to see what would you do in a situation where a mentally unstable nigger that has 100 kilos tries to stab you. "What a pussies, guns against a small screwdriver, well done fgts" you know that if he stabs them in the heart or throat they can die, go fuck yourself you smelly cunt.
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>>7739841
>T-shirt says "fuck the police"
Nigga had it coming
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>>7740108
What are you talking about, it totally said "love the police" or even "respect the police"
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>>7739957
You got that filename game goin on
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>>7740081
damn that guy put up a hell of a fight. shoulda just ran tho.
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>>7740017
lol did they prank him?
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>>7739471
shit on her face, ok
but piss in her eye ? that is taking things too far
too far

>>7739433
what movies look like pre edit / pre special effects

>>7739914
protect and serve, protect and serve

>>7739478
its the CIIIIIIIRRCCLLEE of LIIIIIIIFFFFEEEEE
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>>7739914

>*sigh* shit
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>>7739957
Why the fuck are these kind of executions always so messy? The man pouring the liquid is also, to some degree, set on fire in at least half of these videos. I mean, say what you want about africans, but why can't they just wait a few seconds to let the executioner get out of dodge.
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Anyone have the girl in the car crash with her face peeling off while the "I cant feel my face" song is playing over it?
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>>7739132
>>7739192
>>7740075

Jeb Corliss, he survived.
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>>7739372
Why are niggers such horrible animals?
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>>7739841
I like how he starts crying before the cop hauls him down. Real hard brah.
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Where is god? Rotten as this planet.
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>>7739178
I think they both jumped, like they had a pact
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My eyes... where...
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>>7740010
I very much dislike people like you. So quick go point out flaws and Bitch like your a teenage girl. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say your not a officer, nor security that actually carries or have ever had to deal with some one else that has a weapon. Yes I said weapon. Clearly someone in the house called saying the suspect has a screw driver and is either trying to or threatening to stab some one. In that situation as a person/officer. Would you just show up to the house and be like oh hey guy with the screw driver. Let's talk. The officers gave verbal command to the suspect to put the possible weapon down and then he advanced quickly at an officer. What again would you do? Just be like hayyyyy stop that! No you would throw a couple rounds at him too. Now I'm not justifying using a pistol. He could have used a tazer but he didn't. I don't blame him. Least the didn't just beat the guy to death . Grow up learn how it is in the real world you child.
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>>7739969
story
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>>7740203
Father gets in fight with son, pulls out his gun and says something along the lines of "If you want to shoot me, go ahead." Son decides to pick up the gun and shoot himself instead. Father may have initially thought his son tried to shoot him and missed, hence the slap. Father and mother realise their son an hero'd and throw a fit.
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>>7739304
I think my dick just got rekt
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I just dont understand...
What outcome was he going for there?
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>>7739962
Why do faggots always expect police officers to use less effective means to protect themselves when dealing with dangerous people? The guy could have stabbed them to death, and he's in close range. How is it surprising that they would aerate this retard instead of risking their lives? It's not their job to risk themselves for crazy people, they're there to enforce the law.
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>>7740198
>Clearly someone in the house called saying the suspect has a screw driver and is either trying to or threatening to stab some one.

no, his mom needed help getting him to go to the hospital. police have been there before to do the exact same thing before without shooting him. being yelled at from all sides would most likely disorient anyone
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>>7739413
this LOL
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>>7740198
#rekt

cops are often dicks, but they did it right in this situation. You come at the cops with a weapon, you're begging to get popped.
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>>7739567
is he got placed in the same class as them its probably cuz hes as stupid ass them tho... and he seems like hes really trying to learn with his head in his desk alright
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>>7740229
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>>7739126
chinkouts > chimpouts
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>>7740010
You came into this thread knowing this kind of shit would likely be here and you actually complain about it. Just fuck off.
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>>7738871
Hell
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>>7740270
Implying any school would dare split up classes by intelligence. They would get sued to shit for segregation.
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>>7738867
I probably would've raped her then and there, nobody would've believed her to begin with since I'm sure her twitter/facebook is full of this shit anyway.
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>>7740164
He got fucking maced in the face. The fact that he was still standing for that long is fucking amazing.
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>>7739935
Fuck you, you damn degeneracy enabler, anyone who pulls a weapon on a cop deserves death
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>>7739849
That guy pressed play without even missing the button once
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>>7740023
goddammit Carl!
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>>7740295
Remarkably, this kid survived. IIRC the guy has schizophrenia. He should be put down if he poses that much danger to the public, IMO.
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>>7740302
I remember reading those guys came back and killed them later
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>>7740189
why is gore so boring now?
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>>7740284
>white bitches
>self-defense

pick one
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>>7739969
dad confronts kid about him not having a job / edjucation / gf or something in that fashion if i recall, then offers him a gun in fake gesture to make him kill himself, and he does so they flip out in fashion
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>>7740295
chinese people are more animal-like than blacks. prove me wrong.
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>>7739914

>nig is almost dead on the floor, shot 4 times

DROP IT, PUT THE DAMN THING DOWN, PUT THE SCREWDRIVER DOWN

lmao murrican police
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>>7739984
>>7740331
that guy
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>>7739126
>>7739189
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>>7739954
The just got #enriched
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>>7740284
whaaat? idk where you went to school but thats what its like around here, you get placement tests and if you test well then you get into gifted or AP classes where the smartest kids are but if you test poor you get sent to regular classes wit h the stupid niggers
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>>7739178
its a crackhead couple in russia. the girl jumped before him...
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>>7740305
never seen this before, great post but how bout some info?
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>>7740017
whats the story?
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>>7738729
Nigga, do you see a fucking board called /png/?
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Vietnam?
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>>7738893
Mein neg
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>>7740364
Rio, brazil
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>>7740364
Holy shit, do you think he survived?
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>>7740081
niggers, man
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>>7740395
That's Abu Azrael with some burnt Daesh corpses. True hero.
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Well, I'll order a pizza.
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>>7740377
holy fuck dude never eating pig in a foreign country or meat for that matter
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>>7739413
This NEEDS a soundtrack
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>>7740284
>>7740348
They always put some of the smartest kids in the classes with the lowest scoring students too. The idea is putting a smarter kid in the pile will raise everyone's grade in the class or at least some kids in the class' grade.
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>>7740403
>it's good and an act of valor if another branch of islam/islamic fighters does it
fuck off mudslime
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>>7739969
Gotta love how his dad still slaps him after he died
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>>7739567
its actually a girl
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>>7739914
I'm laughing so hard at the mother in this
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>>7739133
what song is this?
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>>7740418
what retarded backwards place are you from cuz that makes no sense... that happens when teachers grade on a curve and thats to save their schools ass.. its not for the students you stupid fuck its so the school wont get closed down... only the poorest school systems do this
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>>7739954
Angela Merkel's dream fully realized.
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>>7740364
just like bruce jenner this is fake and gay
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>>7740051
Didnt even flinch
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>>7740447
kek
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Moar, motherfuckers!
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>>7738857
fucksake thank you anon i laughed with my heart
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>>7739914
PUT THE GODDAMN DETONATOR DOWN
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>>7740142
Cause everyone is so eager to see someone die, blood lust
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>>7740019
holy shit dude.... vibrated for a good minute there...
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>>7739372
Pink Beefy.
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>>7738724
>>7739548
Looks like she was looking the wrong way before she stepped into the lane, I think it was an actual accident instead of a fraud attempt.
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>>7740364
Man, Dagos really can't shoot for shit, can they?
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>>7740333
we can't, too many of them, they just stopped caring man, fuck me
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>>7740395
Remove Kebab
>Make Kebab
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>>7740364
he survived
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>>7740331

I think the kid did the right thing. He's got that kind of idiotic parents handing a loaded gun to their kid and challenging him to kill himself, and the mother lays back in an arm chair. What kind of a idiots are they? They probably are the reason he doesn't have and education / job / girlfriend and the kid probably never blamed them. Pathetic ignorant idiots.
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>>7740403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6lsTgZKAQ

Tit for tat.
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>>7740466

Idiot cops and idiot man who thought it'd be funny to challenge them.
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>>7740321
this is some intence close quarters combat footage, fuck
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>>7738715
my mate was on the train behind this one.

>Lucky
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>>7740273
>>7740273
I've never seen this before...
Town?
Date?
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>>7740357
If I had to guess I'd say its the Aussies in the Pacific theater in WW2. Some of the island campaigns.
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>>7739935
would you shut the fuck up
and before edgy m8
tasers DO fail he was like a a meter away
Fuck him
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>>7740034
First resort was saying "hey put it down buddy"
Second resort was yelling "drop it"
Its only when he lunged that they shot. Also tasers are not 100% effective.
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>>7740289
To think, if he'd have ran and jumped... might have been alright.
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>>7740055
So they should let themselves be stabbrd first? Or should they use magic cop powers to control people without using force? Would you prefer they beg people to not stab them?
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>>7740321
That was fucking brutal, holy shit. You almost never see something that visceral. A real fight for their lives!
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>>7740126
>>7740358
parachuting/basejumping accident, you can see him reach back for the drogue, "most dangerous road base jump accident" will set you down the right track
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>>7739132
let the bodies hit the floor
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>>7740445
Really nigga it's the happy days song
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>>7739914
He deserved it :)
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>>7740142
That's the problem with Africa..no water
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>>7740378
Cop here again: I wouldnt have shot the dog that fast, but I cant say he was wrong either. I LOVE dogs...but it looks like he tried to get its leash, they didnt want to shoot it.
Basically most departments give a lot of leeway with dogs. If its off leash and so much as growls you can shoot it...I dont, but I have a way with animals.
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>>7740619

That timestamp
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>>7740081
he din du
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>>7740081
Hope he gets fucked in the ass everyday.
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>>7739962
Its one thing for the guy brandishing a screwdriver to get away when you had a gun and couldve definitely incapacitated him. Its another if the guy cuts you open. say what you will, but youre gonna feel pretty lame when youre in the hospital no matter how much of your honor you think you kept. Also when you answer the door with a screw driver youre already clearly not the "fair fight" type of guy. And am i the only one whos a little more scared of the guy who chooses to show you a screw driver over a knife? i think the knife is ussually for show and to let people know youre crazy. the people with screw drivers are more likely to use them.
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>>7740691

You've got a fair point, but mate here is the thing. I'll use myself as an example. I'm a fit guy, I once had a deranged guy lunge at me with a gerber. While he attempted to attack, I was already in my fight or flight mode. I assessed, he isn't that fit, and the way he was waving the gerber around, he wasn't gonna slice my carotid if I had my arms protecting it. I took him down. He was rather larger than I was. Similarly most coppers are required to be fit, at least in Australia, you don't pass the fitness, you can leave the police force. The copper carry a gun, but if you saw a police officer handle stuff here, you would think what the coppers did there was embaressing. There were two of them, one of him. Yeah the guy did something stupid by lunging forward. A copper here would simple slap him to the ground, punch him a bit and then arrest him. Shooting is the last option, if you absolutely must. Here if a copper is shooting someone, they better have a bloody good reason for doing that under their power, or they will loose their career and go to jail themselves. Accountability.
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>>7739965
>>7740007
>>7740345
>>7740447
Topkek memel0rds inbound
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>>7740302
can we get more niggers holding white women at gunpoint
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>>7739962

let me attack you with a screw driver idiot... hell a pencil. come on you are a big guy let me, you may only lose an eye no big deal.
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>>7740723
Your cops have dofferent rules than we do.
I had former Ausie cop in my department a while back, he would tell us about his exploits down under. They can get away with a lot of stuff we in the US cant, like using non-lethal weapons to the point of what we would consider abuse here. But there frm what he said, if someone pulled a knife he had to back away and give them a way to escape then wait to see if they came at him. Here if they are less than 21ft (about 7meters) and pull a melee weapon (bat, knife, screwdriver) we are taught to shoot. The logic is at 21feet they can get to you before you can draw and use a non-lethal weapon.
>I used to work in a department where I couldnt hit with a closed fist.
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>>7740198
You don't blame him?

You're clearly a fucking degenerate american cunt then, you fucking moron.

Unless your life is directly in danger with a serious threat, there is no excuse to use a lethal firearm,. except in your fucking backwards ass shit-hole of a country, the day the world blow you fucking gun-toting redneck cunts off this planet is the day the world can rest and be happy, with the extinction of the most fucking retarded society on Earth, that is America.
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>>7739914
he is fucking dead... drop it drop it.. u fcking retards.. shoot him cause he has a screwdriver... definitely can kill u
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>>7740302

let me guess? SA?
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>>7740051
hey bro wahts up,,, nothing special..just lost my head...
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>>7740104
Fuck you you brain dead, bigoted asshole, I guess your a tough guy talking all that 'nigger' shit on the net but knowing you would never say that in a room full of black men, eat a dick you faggot.
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>>7740284
The din du is strong in this one
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>>7740342
i ahd a laugh
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>>7740446
You sound like an ignorant nigger desu
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>>7740333
Police is fucked up there, if you help they might think you're actually the culprit.
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>>7740754
>Unless your life is under direct threat
Nigga he lunged at then with a fucking screw driver! Thats a deadly weapon! More people are killed by fucking screwdrivers than gun. Thier lives were under direct threat
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>>7740784
> More people are killed by fucking screwdrivers than gun.

kek

Go back to pre-school, you imbecile.
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>>7740754
I can't hear you over all that butthurt yuropoor.
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>>7738893
Thank u
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>>7740770
lol
Nigger
>>
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>>7739914
This is how niggers need to be handled worldwide. Literally anything should be a legal excuse to shoot them.
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>>7740797
LOL
Dickhead
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>>7740813
Another internet tough guy.
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>>7740148
this is pretty depressing
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>>7739862

rewarding black people for bad behavior is why black people are so dysfunctional in society.
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>>7739936
Bring out your dead
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>>7740770
I call niggers pavement apes to their slack jawed yellow eyed faces everyday you pussy ass coon
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>>7740752
Fake and Gay
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>>7740788
Come back with some facts, faggot
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>>7740666
that triple
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>>7739372
The worst thing is, that fat kid seemed to care about her safety.
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>>7738872
yeah.... wild they climb mountain it would be a little stupid to assume they can't take a fall....even if this is a pretty nasty fall...
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>>7739969
>son shoots himself in the head
>immediate reaction is to flop on the floor, wailing
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>>7739914
he was lunging at the fucking cop... you wanna take a fucking screwdriver in the fucking head from some whack job join the fucking police... you fucking tool pc bleeding heart faggots...that being said i would have shot that guy in the arm....
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>>7740824
another pc homo....>>7740827
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>>7740164
mace hurts, you fucktard...it reduces 300lb monkeys to crying little bitches 99.9% of the time....
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>>7740754
remember that next time Germany(or whoever comes next to smoosh your wimpy fucking nations...) is on your fucking doorstep you wouldn't fucking be here without those gun toting shits, you fucking loser...
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>>7740770
yeah cuz then they just gang attack him like niggers do....duh
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This thread is evidence America needs firearm total ban.
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>>7740959
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>>7739958
>>7739914
I wish someone had the video of british police handling a guy with a knife
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>>7740321
sad how he basically just ends up blasting the two receptionists....who didnt do anything... to anyone....glad the one guy got him center mass good shot...
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>>7740320
you've leveled up... :)
>>7740314
you sure you read it? you sure it wasn't....NOTHING....
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>>7740966
This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9TFvh6Xps4
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>>7740194
who in the living fuck is supplying them with tanks?
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>>7740273
if more black dudes just screamed and threw their hands in the air and dropped, less would get shot....
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>>7740289
to think if he was born with enough brains he wouldn't have to jump off cliffs for a thrill....sex exists dude....
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>>7740974
Oh man, for each case when they disarm a man, there will be one case when cop gets hole in the side
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>>7740377
Wonder how they even got the baby to begin with. We Are All Food
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>>7740378
There was AN attempt to get the leash, it didn't work, shoot the dog. Unfortunate, but the right call
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>>7740194
they actually have alot of insurgents who serves with iraqi and various other mili and para military groups who have showed them lcations of depots....its not like they have resources to continue using them but they pose a threat to he areas they are in...of course wasting fuel for executions is pretty retarded when you have like 3 first world nations trying to kill you...exactly why ISIS is fucked up.
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>>7739935
The cops had literally a split second to react. If you are going to behave like an animal expect to be treated like one.
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>>7740539
Sweet squirt action. I imagine the sound would have been awesome.
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>>7741001
Was that truck in the back also losing traction?
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>>7740871
heem sleepy
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>>7739132
he fucking slammed that cliff did he died?
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>>7739954
muslims shared "their" cultural "gifts"
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>>7738867
i fucking hate you. I was listening to ASMR in the background because i like to watch rekt while listening, ASMR is whispering and needs to be played at full volume. It's 2:25 AM you cunt.
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>>7739478
There's nothing as hardcore as fucking mother nature, man.
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>>7741025
what the fuck?
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>>7739969
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>7741029
lol
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>>7741030

I know what you mean, those were some wild looking teeth.
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>>7739133
>>7739165
>>7739556

>mfw I have no face
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>>7740051
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
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>>7740980
The Iraqis through sheer tactical incompetence. Also some Syrians who have defected with some gear.
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>>7739372
This made me grit my teeth.
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>>7740284
Brazil here, you could try segregating them by how well they behave. Get all the worthless troublemakers and put them all in the same classroom. It's what was done when I was in highschool, private education btw.
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>>7740445
didnt AGATT
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>>7739478
poor little thing, life's a bitch. And here we are bitching non problems about games and chinese cartoons. Just remember you at least didn't get eaten today.
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>>7739433
>>7740133

Stormtroopers are concussed.
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>>7741056
You have no idea how much I wanted to post that Naked Snake camo pic.
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>>7738893

fuck! even with the volume at 10% it was still loud
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>>7740959
Ah yes! Create a black market, because that always helps crime rate, right?

>Not bait anyways
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>>7740378
Fuck at the very least put one in the head and stop it from suffering. At the very least don't torture it.
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>>7740428
Anybody who skewers some ISIS fucks is a hero in my book. hope the YPG kills every last one of em.
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>>7741114
There was no torture, it was a clear cut case of self defense against an attacking animal. There's no point in wasting ammunition on someone/something already downed.
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>>7740240
Wow.. what the fuck did she do wrong.. maybe cheated on spouse?
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>>7741127
bro, this isn't some fucking survival movie where you have to be merciless. At least have some decency to finish what you start and put the damn thing down. I'm not saying the cop wasn't justified in defending himself, but at least finish it off.
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>>7739133
holy shit the second one, you can see the bullet almost go through the back of his skull. almost
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>>7740228


Stupid whore!!
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>>7740284

Nigs gonna nig
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>>7740289


lol all that smooth rock and he goes right into the big jagged piece
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>>7739936
I love Muslims more everyday.
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>>7739969
I like how he swats the kid's dead body afterwards like "You dipshit, why'd you do that?"
I think I can kind of understand where the kid was coming from.
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>>7740619

blah blah people don't watch out for bikes blah blah
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>>7740871

Fake
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>>7741025

kid selling gun to drug dealer and the dealer talks shit thinking he stole it and shoots kid.
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>>7740364
yeah probably raped someones kid
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>>7740051

is dat some weekend at bernies?
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>>7740960
>American guns
>90% slavshit
ok
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>>7739841
Took it like a champ
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>>7741274
traffic revenge
bahia, Brazil
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>>7741025
Shooting a kid, what a man. I think he (the kid) stole something to the gunner.
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>>7741114
>>7741127
>>7741151

Guys, to be fair. The video cut early when the cop started aiming at the dog. It seems like he was most likely going to put him out of his misery.
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>>7741368
he stole a GUN to the gunner, a FUCKING GUN, and tried to sell it to the gunner, what???
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>>7738724
worked in Saints Row
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>>7738715
http://www.theguardian.com/world/santiago-de-compostela-train-crash

All the info of this crash
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>>7740229
wish this had sound
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>>7740418
I was that kid in 6th grade. I went to a normal, middle class 95% white school in the suburbs of Columbus ohio. I have a meh story of my experience.
>be teachers pet, the one always called on to move shit along
>only friend is my smart yet tough buddy
>cumulative iq of class, excluding us, 84
>15 blacks in the school, 12 in this class
>buddy calls it like hes sees it
>one day, buddy calls the loudest, fattest of the rest a 'stupid ass nigger' while the teacher is out
>nigger chimps out
>fixes himself a 'knife' out of cardboard
>grabs buddy in his chair, puts cardboard knife to his throat
>fight ensues
>teacher rushes back in, breaks it up
>pulls me aside
>"anon, its very important that you tell me the truth. what happened?"
>"nigger just went berserk. attacked buddy out of nowhere."
>nigger got sent to the special school, buddy never so much as talked to the principal

We whites gotta stick together
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>>7741591
>columbus
I'm from Delaware senpai. Delaware is way whiter and actually a cute city but the downside is the shit ton of heroin and awful roads here.
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>>7739928
There's another video where a child gets run over and a guy in a parked car does the same expression
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>>7740194
Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!
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>>7740445
ahh gets me everytime
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>>7741160
BUT BIGGER CARS ARE SAFER
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>>7739914
Lol at the cops telling him to drop it after they already dropped him. What was he gonna do, bleed on them?
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>>7739969
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>7738893
Appreciate it. Thank you, Anon.
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>>7739954
turn on the tv faggot
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>>7740248
What song were they dancing to in the original video? Do you know?
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>>7741393
>>7741368
That's not right. The gun belonged to the shooter. He says:
Killer: "I'm thinking this gun belongs to me"
Kid (Marcinho): "Yeah, but I'm not giving it back"

It wasn't a "I'm thinking this belongs to me" in a way that implied he was stealing from the kid, but that he recognized a gun that he lost, and the kid confirms it with the "Yeah".
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>>7740869
More people are killed with stabbing instruments, yes. A screwdriver? You're a fucking idiot.
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>>7740019
I'm not your Buddy, Fwend.
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>>7739954
Paris numbskull.
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>>7740770
Every second on 4chan a nigger cries
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>>7740966
>>7740974
MASSIVE difference between angry Englishman and fucking Niggers. It's like comparing apples and oranges.
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>>7740751
Wow. A decent conversation. Haven't seen one in awhile around here.
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>>7740417
for the watch
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>>7740164
Its a physical reaction dumbass. If I cut you, you bleed. Doesnt mean your weak for bleeding.
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>>7740284
Thank you!
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>>7740106
story
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>>7738893
omg thank you anon
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>>7738893
thank mr saviour
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>>7740295

That guy is obviously insane. What's worse is the multiple multiple people that just pass by and don't even bat a fucking eye.
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>>7739441
he did the right thing
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>>7739914
welcome to america. one of the fucking worst pieces of shit to ever live in full of triggerhappy maniacs.
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>>7739936
"What happened? What happened? What happened?" Fucking shut up and close your window you stupid fuck. You wanna get shot in the face by those degenerates too?!
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>>7740378
Couldn't he just tazer the dog? The fuck were tazers invent for anyway if cops always rely on their guns in just every fucking situation?
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>>7741029
That's some final destination shit right there.
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>>7740226
holy shit, I thought one hit beheadings was a hollywood meme
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>>7740194
Looks so fucking fake.
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>>7740754
A screwdriver is no different than a knife in terms of lethality at close range and it's not a given that an assailant can't kill you with it. Check out some close combat training videos (there is no shortage of them) for how fast someone can kill by stabbing. A taser is NOT as instant at incapacitating the central nervious system as a firearm, Some guys keep going after being tazed. It's interesting stuff and worth your time to learn about. Ask for references, not opinions, on /k/ or the AR15 forums.
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>>7742810
A screwdriver is much more rigid than many knives. If you are in the mood to off someone with a screwdriver and they are wearing a vest, grab their dominant (weapon) hand which you determine by holster location, stick under the rib cage so they double over in pain then bury the screwdriver through the side of their skull.

Mechanics routinely use much more force on screwdrivers when abusing them as chisels or punches. Happy rekking!
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>>7740256
likin the filename
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Isis are fucking mysoginists, I don't seen them giving women the same opportunitiest in executions to women.
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>>7739132
But where is his cam footage
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>>7739935
A taser at the range would be ineffective because the 2 prongs they fire out would not be far apart enough. They would only be maybe a few inches apart which is very little room for the current to travel. Prongs need to be much further apart so the current can disable the target. Learn your shit before you run your mouth.
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>>7739988
Fuckin asian parents man, can sorta empathize with this guy, the amount of rage they can drive into you from their lectures etc can just be enough to tip you over in a situation like this. Might have done the same at some stage had the opportunity arised.
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>>7740770
Cuz niggers don't understand, thats why they pull this fucking shit.
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>>7739441
>>7739372
These both make me so happy. I fucking hate nigs, the ignorance or others disgusts me. It actually blows my mind how they don't take responsibility for their actions.
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>>7740666
Should probably study this so we can prevent it from happening.
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That's it I'm done with 3rd world countries and people who thinks excessive violence is acceptable.
1. Send crates of "asprin" or "HIV cure" pills to all of them, but have them actually be cyanide capsules.
2. Create AI machines to continue labor work in efficiency and cleanliness.
3. Live in peace.
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>>7741303
>Took it like a chimp
ftfy
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>>7738871
I see that the only smart guy fell in the ditch where the first nuke hit, so he can avoid thermal vision and then play dead
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