Saturday Night Story Time

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Tonight's Story Time is the classic 1984 sci-fi / fantasy / titty movie The Lost Empire. It's got tits and ninjas and magic. And jokes. Very bad jokes.
Enjoy! And help me keep the thread bumped. I've really come to appreciate /gif/'s expert analysis in these threads.

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I've made some changes to how I create these sequential webms from big files (as I mentioned in last night's Dare Ring thread.) There should be no more problems with audio sync or time gaps. Please let me know if you notice any issues (and quote the post) so I can continue to improve these Story Time threads.

REMINDER THAT THIS DUDE IS STILL THE BEST POSTER ON /gif/ EVER

Is there a way to play the clips back to back without opening it individually?

>>11249199
I was going to bed, but here we go!

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>>11249412
You'd have to download or stream the movie somewhere else.

This is an interesting concept, but also the most inconvenient way to watch anything.

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>>11249412
You can also wait until all the webms are posted and download them with Ychan

>>11249423
It's kind of a social way to follow along though.

>>11249199
I fucking love this threads man, keep going, if you dont mind request, something with black afro bitches would be MUCH aprecciated

>>11249440
I might do Black Gestapo some time in the future.

>>11249293
That is some plot!

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Wow I think I'm drunk I just tried to post without a file OR comment. What is /gif/ drinking tonight?

>>11249361
How on earth do they get a cast for this?

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>>11249539
This is the first movie of the same director that did Chopping Mall. If you haven't seen that I don't know what you're waiting on.

>>11249431
is the bald guy the same dude that indiana jones punched into the propeller?

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>>11249609
Google Image Search says no. He's been in a bunch of stuff though.

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WELP that's it for The Lost Empire. Talk amongst yourselves, I'm curious what everyone thinks. I might Story Time a 70s porno tonight too. Anyone down?

>>11249293
Gotta give them credit, there are some pretty impresive long takes. That's a lot of mumbo jumbo dialog for a oner.

>>11249640
Right?

>>11249580
That does not look like a dildo at all!

>>11249629
Hell yeah OP, nice thread too.

>>11249629
Sure why not man! Bring it on

>>11249718
>>11249629
Saturday Night Story Time: Porn Edition is live here -- >>11249742

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>>11249601
>Guy is not on fire
>Cut away to reaction
>Cut back, guy is on fire

Good shit.

Also
>that on-fire dance
>he just runs away screaming with no further resolution

>>11249596
>>11249591
why did he get sucked in? he killed that one chick earlier with the laser

this is... weird

like I genuinely did not expect this to be this bizarre

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>>11249577
too real

>>11249585
That genuine shock and disgust on the heromoustachedouches face is just...

Thanks, OP.

>>11249378
A scroll and a pencil. Good touch.

thanks op

>>11253519
lol

>>11249293
Plot? I was busy looking at the boobs

>>11249543
I had forgotten about Raven Delacroix.. yumm!

>>11249395
dat 'stache

this is the weirdest way to watch a movie ever lol

>>11249293
>undead
>Lee Chuck
>Le Chuck
holy shit, someone call Guybrush Threepwood!

>>11249428
and the award for most gratuitous special effects for a dental exam goes to...

>>11249585
The UL sticker on the death dildo is a nice touch. Don't want an accidental shock as you are vaporizing bimbos!

>>11265497
fuck I didn't even notice that lol

>>11249199
way to go, man, all this stuff should be archived