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>>10532408

I think he's had enough bro
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>>10532408
>theres a lot of clothes caused accidents.damn
what a way to go...
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>>10532418
It would be a mercy to kill that person.
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>>10532408
I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
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>>10532411
Did he died?
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>>10532541
Probably not his vital organs and neck would have been crushed
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WTF is even happening
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>>10532607
idk, gif mods really do not like rekt threads
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>>10532541
Nah man I think he's fine
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>>10532408
he-he's gonna be ok right?
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>>10532418
news link/ video link to this? what the fuck happened here.
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>>10532408
Cant hear the audio.
>AAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaaAAAAwooshaaaa

God damn that just went on and on. Any consolation, he probably passed out after 3 seconds.
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>>10532534
>topkek
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>>10532675
what the fuck
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>>10532663
Car crash. No link, you can liveleak it if you want to.
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>>10532408
Did his fucking skeleton just get ripped out?!
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>>10532408
He's slipped out of something more comfortable...
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>>10532885
Yeah and slipped into a coma
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>>10532792
>nigs gon nog
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>>10532675
Gorillas
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>>10532648
You're probably right, I just hope the expensive and emotionless machine is okay.
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>>10532921
This video reminded me of RKO outta nowhere.
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>>10532675
Hammer Time
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>>10532408
Can't work out what kind of machine this is or how he/she died
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>>10532675
>ayyy ayyy dawg das a hammer
>dawg das a hammer
>ayy
>dawg
>hammer
Why did you post with no audio? Audio makes it 10x better
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>>10533433
SOMEONE PLEASE FIND COPY WITH AUDIO. a link will do but webm would be better
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>>10533453
http://www.worldstarhiphop .com
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here you are sir
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>>10532901
Is he alive irl?
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>>10532663
happened in argentina or uruguay judging by the accents of the people talking.
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>>10533490
<3 mah nigga
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>>10532408

><>
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>>10532541
Actually he didn't.

His arm took heavy damage, but his neck and spine ended up fine.

Source : Liveleak. I don't have the link anymore but I guess you can find it.
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>>10532411
no but it got flayed pretty god on his side
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>>10532418
With the sound, you also find out he is councious.

But I don't think anyoe can make it. I mean, his brain is exposed, probably damaged.

The worst is that he will never be able to say "kill me".
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>>10533419
Its a horizontal floor mill. I Used to run them. That looks like it could be a 6-8" spindle. I can tell you never get off of the platform or go near the spindle when its running for this exact reason.

https://youtu.be/IhNovMHXQ3A
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>>10533708
Also in that video note the size of the motor to the left of the fan. That's what drives the main spindle so it does not give a fuck what get hung up on it its going to spin or blow a fuse trying.
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>>10532850
yes
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I came here to deliver nasty content and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

1/5
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>>10533755

thanks for the nasty content I can find in literally any other rekt/military thread... post some OC and kys
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gore where the person survives > gore where the person dies


yes, i'm a sick fuck
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>>10533774
Did I say it's gonna be OC faggot ?
I got more fucked up shit but posting it will get me banned and the vid removed.
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watch?v=HnUQ7W1LjrM

Translation

"Do you know your crime yet?
Your crime is worthy of decapitation.
Fuck your mother.
You know that?
I must lose sleep because of you.
Don't you know that, huh?
Do you know what your crime is, huh? It's a crime worthy of hanging.
Understand that yet?
Ah, you dare bite back!
You can still bite back, you can still bite back, huh.
You know that [your crime]?
Every night I must lose sleep because of you.
Because of you, I must suffer.
Do you understand?
O, little rat. Rat!
AHAHAHAHA
Oh you little...
Your crime... the verdict - this Court sentences you to death (Tử hình) AHAHAHA
Tử hình! (Death)
Tử hình, kiddo!
Little rat, hear that, rat, little rat?
Do you know your crime yet rat?
You will be executed (Tử hình), O rat, O little rat!
Do you know crime, kiddo?
Your sentence is death.
AHAHAHA
It's death kiddo!
AHAHAHAHA
Tử hình, tử hình, tử hình, tử hình hey kiddo?
AHAHAHA"
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>>10533888
Poor trips-chan...
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>>10533864
another graduate of the prometheus school of running away from shit
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>>10533888
checked
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>>10533774
>/gif/
>OC
literally nothing in this thread is new.
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>>10533774
you post OC if you're so fucking great
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>>10533433
>>10533490
Audio is so fucking amazing
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>>10533958

I didn't come here to "deliver nasty content and chew gum" lol
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>>10533841

go chew your bubble gum
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>>10533921
aye, i c u like cinemasins as well. good shit m8
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>>10532408
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
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>>10533888

Natural selection in action
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>>10532408
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>>10534042
moar!!!!!!! i hate rats!
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>>10534042
>do you know your crime yet?

Very dissatisfying RP. I wanted him to say what the crime was.
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>>10532408
https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?t=1m
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46 faggots detected.
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>>10533765
If you ever see a video featuring a lada there is guaranteed rekt
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>>10532408
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT RIGHT ROUND ROUND
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>>10533888
Can't tell if this was on purpose or not...
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>>10532408
You spin my head right round right round
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>>10533876
This did not end the way I thought it would! Pleasantly surprised
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>>10533888
How the fuck did that happen
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>>10533962
kek
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>>10533888
Dude said...hold up let me check us in...
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>>10533962
It's like a rube goldberg of rekt
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>>10533760
Uncle Owen? Aunt Beru?
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>>10533888
Does everyone have light grey tops and dark pants in this country?
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>>10532850
skeletons aren't real dude
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>>10532418
that's a bad look bro.
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>>10533921
*DING*
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>>10534321
Golf clap* mother fucka
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>>10534105
what a GOD!
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>>10533677
i think that was a woman
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>>10533876
>>10534173
Ditto
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>>10532663
This happen here on Uruguay, car crash against a truck or something like that, i don´t remember
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>>10533864
Even the woman was smart enough to run to the side
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>>10534042
>seymour skinner.webm
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>>10534042
Someone has the video of where the penis is cut to the mouse?
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>>10534042
Ormeño is gay i need that video pls
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>>10532534
/thread
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>>10532921
and they said professional wrestling was fake
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>>10534042
jesus
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>>10533774
Yeah sure, leme just go cut somebody up so you can get your OC

gas yourself
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>>10532921
" Nature, you scary!"
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>>10534249
fucking zozzle
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>>10532408
>bethesda ragdoll glitches
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>>10533978
Then shut your newfaggot face up.
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>>10532511
>>10533677
>>10532418
Put yourself in the surgeon's shoe too.. His goal is to keep the dude alive and he has this on his operating table, I bet he is thinking just like all of us : ''Why wont this dude die >.<''
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>>10533774
I was going to say ''Hey I had not seen the third one'' but then I saw the fucking obvious fake video of the dude on the powerlines and yeah... I agree with you.
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>>10533829
Here, that dude survived, how is that not even more brutal than if he died on the spot?
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>>10533876
The best thing about rekt threads is when it starts with something like this, because you KNOW what'Ss comming next
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>>10534042
>>10534060
You're a weird fuck anon, I usually keep these to upset people, for some reason even on 4chan it makes people go apeshit.
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>>10534060
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>>10534060
Let's hope these don't get me banned again.
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>>10534060
And last one.
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>>10533433
Because the poster is a /btard
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>>10532408
Can anyone explain me wtf is going on here?
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>>10535035
>>10535041
>>10535048
>>10535056
I don't think people care enough about rats to feel anything
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>>10535058
lathes man
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>>10535062
I swear usually when I dump this the thread goes crazy and insults start flowing lol.
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>>10535056
>>10535048
>>10535041
>>10535035
>>10535062
Not the other anon but I fucking hate rats/mice so these aren't hard to watch at all, its kind of cathartic, though I don't think I could stomach actually doing it
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>>10535072
Why is blood so pink I could swear it should be red
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>>10535080
Oxygen rich blood is pink and right before it enters the heart/lungs on return it is at its darkest.
If you are bleeding almost pink blood it means you are bleeding from a large vein that is kinda like the main road for blood.
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>>10535124
oh shit he actually did it
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>>10535148
what did he hit him with?
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wtf why
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>>10535149
wait what the fuck? was that the plan?
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>>10535154
a glass bottle
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>>10532408
IS THAT HIS SKIN FLYING OFF HIS SKELETON AT THE END?

THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
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>>10535072
wow can't believe he's still alive
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>>10532541
looks like he broke a ton of bones but he could've lived depending on how long it took him to get help
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sorry for the random shit that isn't really rekt im just dumping form my nsfw webm foulder
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>>10535119
isnt there one like this but theres a nice watch that lands on the windshield instead of a hat?
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>>10533772
if they are american and this is real then there would be another one following behind
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>>10532792
according to the video the guy that god murdered stole the other guy's car keys or something
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>>10535154
a glass bottle
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>>10535162
probably an insurance fraud or some shit

bet it didn't work out either
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>>10533888
What? I can't understand what she was doing..

also she fell literally like 10 feet.. if she used her hands/arms to shield her head she would've been perfectly fine
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>>10535208
honor among thieves
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>>10533755
I feel bad for that riot cop since the rest are dead but he has to live without a leg now
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>>10535119
Hey, free hat!
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>>10535202
Story?
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>>10535107
if your blood is really light colored, it means you have CO poisoning
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>>10534321
Should have just told them where the droids were at.
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>>10535251
believe the shirtless guy was interfering/trying to steal the shit on the truck and being an all around nigger trying to start shit with the workers after they told him to get lost and finally one dude said "fuck this im not paid enough to deal with this shit"
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>>10535261
That's what I figured. Thanks Anon
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>>10535048
Atleast Fucking eat it if your going to skin it
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>>10533760
Sucky way to go.
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>>10535137
Holy shit that guy got thrown so fast
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>>10533708
Thanks looks like a bad way to go
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>>10535162
>wait what the fuck? was that the plan?

This phrase pretty much sums up modern Russia when you think about it.
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>>10534105
Guy must have the biggest balls in the world.
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>>10535018
How the fuck...
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>>10535115
kek
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>>10535072
Trafalgar Law was here.
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>>10535293
30 mph doesnt seem so slow anymore huh?
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>>10535201
Yeah no shit. They look straight at the camera afterwards.
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>>10535196
he didn't die.

the guy with the hammer got 30 years for it though.
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>>10535148
nice, asians have never tolerated niggertry
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>>10535340
well he asked, leave me the fuck alone, shit
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>>10534042
How did he manage to tie it up like that?
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>>10535353
Don't take it so personally bro
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>>10535137
That "oh shit" probably saved his life.
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>>10535261
How could he be so stupid with so many people around? Drugs, or just Jolly African Americans?
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>>10532418
Still alive?
this is a triump
I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead
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>>10535342
Nice loop
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>>10535374
Derp
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>>10535377
was this meant to be read in Trumps voice?

because thats immediately what i heard
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>>10535005
is this real? Or just clever editing?
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>>10535377
Beautiful song.
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>>10533864
i had a tree fall on my head... that shit hurts and i can't member as well as i used to
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>>10535382
fuckin chris kyle there
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>>10535018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9XuJJXylw
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>>10532411
If you pause it, you can see at one point his head is under his right armpit, then his shoulder (with arm severely dislocated) bounces off of his ribs.

Everyone just take a second of your time to see how far you can stretch in those positions to understand how fucking bad this guy just got fucked up.
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>>10532408
Wish there was more info on this-- True rekt situations often look fake, but I cannot believe that the man was ultimately flayed to the bone from the spinning. The video is very hard to see so it leaves room for a lot of speculation about what's going on.

From what I see, towards the end, some long white object (possibly the bone from an arm or a leg???) sort of breaks free and spins around in a large arc before getting caught in the machine again, then moments later part of the body breaks off and flies off onto the ground.

My speculation is that at the end, the legs wrapped around and got caught in the machine, then g-forces ripped the man apart at or around the hips, sending his torso flying.

I wonder as well if his body was not extremely pale from g-forces possibly emptying all the blood from his body, and that there wasn't any bone showing but rather the man's ghostly pale body.
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>>10535056
>>10535048
>>10535041
>>10535035
torturing animals for fun... ain't that lovely
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>>10535251
niggers being niggers
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keep em coming, i must have good entertainment while eating my cereal.
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>>10535251
racists not paying reperations
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>>10535239
and watch, and shoe
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>>10535136
Fuck your Mercedes, kek
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>>10535355
That's a proper explosion
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>>10535165
this makes me so happy
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>>10535382
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>>10535391
In the first shot of the kid, it just shows the kid with the gun and he looks like a white kid, so I was like "haha of course it's fake!"

The second shot of the kid with the body in the background, I got a good look at what the kid was wearing and I knew it was real.

>>10533490
>hey nigga thats a hammer.
>aw dude
Like the only thing wrong with this situation was that the guy broke some rule of etiquette by using a hammer
>hey dude that's not cool
>Man you probably killed him
Like gee whiz, how rude of you to do that.
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>>10535115
dat nigga was outclassed
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>>10535440
That's what happens when faggots don't pull to the side.
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>>10535469
cop shoulda wasted him
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>>10535048

fuck this garbage. Its a fucking living thing that never hurt anyone. Nothing that innocent should feel that type of torture.
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>>10535165

So I've rewatched this a few times and the get in the leather jacket who shoots is a fucking boss.

> Ensures that he is in front of the cashier at first to keep her out of his line of fire

> Checks 6

> Waits for overwatch (black hoodie) to be distracted.

> Waits for collector team to be focused on the register

> Draws

>CHARGES HIS WEAPON LOL WAT?!

> Drops overwatch with a double tap, puts at least one into the back of the collector's guard (white hoodie) as he runs.

> Checks his kill. Secures enemy weapon.
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>>10533772
This is obviously one of them fancy photoshops ya hear. You can see the edit right when the humvee kill yourself
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>>10535440

Dude who got hit by the VW is 100% brain dead.
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>>10535195
when did this happen?
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>>10535214
She bumped her head on the floor she fell from first, then had some good rotation as she fell. Even if she wasn't fucked in the head when she fell over the railing, smacking her head the first time + the spin was likely too disorienting for her to react properly.

Imagine if you were falling and somebody punched you in the face a moment before you hit the ground.
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>>10535137
I just realized that there is something on fire in the right of the bus after the crash
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>>10535402
THOSE BOYS BE IN THE SOUTH. MURICA HELL YES
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>>10535440
lol he didnt stick the landing 3/10
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>>10533962

Fukken file name on point
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>>10533841
Damn! That's how I fucking get killed in every realistic shooter game I play. I'll be diving behind cover with 1/8th of the top of my head exposed and some fucking basement warrior headshots me from 10k miles away.

I feel you dune baboon bro.
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>>10535393
>>10533864
If you pay attention, the tree is rotten to fuck and most of the energy dissipates when it breaks over him. It's likely he was able to walk away from that incident, but it probably fucking hurt.
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>>10533888
maybe she was retarded
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>>10535214
You can die from less. It doesn't take much if your head hits on a hard surface.

But wow her poor friend is like "possible head/neck injury? Let me grab your head and wiggle it around while I freak out!" In case you don't know, don't ever fucking do that to someone in that situation.
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>>10535251
It appears that nog needed one of the vertebra in his neck adjusted real bad and asked the large white man kindly to help him with it.
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>>10535072
Christ almighty, you ever see in games or books or shit there's a character that's so over-the-top morbid and 3edgy5me that they consider death an art? Like you get this serial killer or assassin character that has to kill people a certain way because it's "beautiful".
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadArtist

I always thought it was corny and ridiculous, but I'll be damned if there isn't something poetic about being popped like a pimple and having your still-beating heart fly out of your body. And of course the dude's face is flat as a pancake.

Shit, it's unreal symbolism, like the human heart is the only thing that matters and it tried to escape by ejecting as the host body was crushed.
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>>10535574
it's fake.
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>>10535412
idunno, i highly doubt that's his bone... wouldn't it tear the tendons at the closest joint to where it's stuck, instead of pulling the whole thing out at the hip/shoulder? feel like its its an elastic part of his clothing, body seemed remarkably intact when it finally freed.
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>>10535137
Lol that fucking old lady just gets her hat blown off and kind of stumbles away.
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>>10535115

Red shirt drew first blood, but was fighting outside his weight class.
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>>10535152

Hol-eeeee shit
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>>10535148
gotta give him props for not goin down though
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>>10535460
guy fucking deserved it
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>>10532408
Does anyone know how quickly you think he died?
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>>10535124
sound plz

If he does anything less than screech ninja noises I will be disapoint
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>>10535165
undercover cop? or just badass?
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>>10535149
What the fuck was that!
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>>10535327
Jesus that was a big fucking explosion.
>>
I dont get how humanity can be so fucked up, get a child to shoot someone random, killing innocent animals. If this is what gets your jollys going then I really hope it happens to you someday. Holy fuck
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>>10535382
ooieeeeeeeeeee
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>>10532511
Think of it this way.
That head.. is now your HDD.

It has all your stuff on it, all your mp3, all your photos, all your pics, all your vids, all your porn... all your shit.. and you aint got no copy.


Would you let that mofo hdd shread it self?
Its spesial HDD, dont lose it, you'll hate your self for losing that one porn scene that isnt on ther internet, and /r/ has failed you so many times you've been banned...

Now, you'll pray the surgon saves That HDD
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>>10533765
wear your fucking seatbelts negros
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>>10535588
What is, that the heart is beating? Cuz I'm fairly confident that's real gore.

>>10535591
> feel like its its an elastic part of his clothing,
Possible, but it looked to me like all his clothes flew off at the beginning. You can see the pants for sure go flying.
>body seemed remarkably intact when it finally freed.
I disagree, it looked like half of a body... what half, I can't tell.
>wouldn't it tear the tendons at the closest joint to where it's stuck,
Yeah that's reasonable, but if the hip or chest were stuck on the spindle, then the hip socket or the shoulder socket would be the closest joints. You gotta think about the skin and muscles too, I'm no doctor but I believe the skin and muscles aren't attached as firmly as tendons are so there's the possibility that the man really was flayed and his skin separates from bones + tendon.
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>>10533864
>running in a straight line from a tree
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>>10534042
oh shoot when did the ratatouille 2 trailer come out? I loved that movie
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>>10535056
It says mouse shock but it appears that he's just beating it with various objects
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>>10535606
>Does anyone know how quickly you think he died?
Anywhere from "at the very beginning" to "at the very end", and sort of depends on what you consider dead. I expect he was technically alive for most of that but fell unconscious rather quickly.

At best his head was crushed somehow and he died immediately. He might've also broken his neck and been "dead" but aware of what was going on as he suffocated.
I sorta think he would have lost consciousness due to the g-forces preventing blood from reaching his brain, and then would have been clinically dead soon thereafter for the same reason. He might also have bled to death from being wrapped around the machine.
If Fate were particularly cruel to him, his body was mostly intact and merely stuck to the machine; in this case he might have felt his body being torn apart limb from limb.

Odds are that he experienced excruciating pain for a few seconds from being wrapped around the machine before he lost consciousness, his body lasting many more seconds before being absolutely unrevivable.
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>>10535056
i kekd at that black victorinox knife
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>>10535546
>10k miles
>ten thousand miles

shit, if he can hit you from the distance from sydney to berlin, i'd say thats well deserved.
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>>10535172
lost
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>>10535214
She was probably drunk or otherwise drugged up.
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>>10533841

incredibly impressive shot
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>>10532408
Just come off a video game binge and my first though was "that newb is standing too close to that barrel"

Time to give it a rest
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>>10535410
holy shit that's a lot worse than I possibly imagined.
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>>10533864
graduate of the Prometheus school for running away from things
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>>10535440
Fake. The guy in the silver car would have need that car stopped there a mile away, why would he just barely be breaking then instead of moving to the side?
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>>10533490
"stupid ass nigga"
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>>10535440
Also, the frame the guy is "hit" he suddenly teleports upside down
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>>10535542
Wtf with this weak ass Vine shit
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>>10535440
How can anyone be this fucking stupid?

>Stopped in the middle of a highway
>Getting OUT of your car in the middle of a fucking highway

fucking subhumans
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>>10533962
Truck-kun strikes again.
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>>10534173
>watch?v=HnUQ7W1LjrM
how did you think it was going to end?
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>>10535390
so you prefer the worst possible version of this song?
Please avoid posting in ygyl threads for everyone elses sake
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>>10532411
Introducing: Undresser 3000
Support us on Kickstarter!
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>>10535005
Most places that's referred to as "incompatible with life". At least I would've thought that example would've classified...
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>>10534105
way to risk your life for a train that isn't going that fast...
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>>10535355
what a filename
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>>10535023
damn he slammed his head so hard the body bounced
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>>10535071
That's the Kindi Hospital in Alepoo, it was sieged and the regime soldiers held it for months, it took two huge suicide blasts to capture it. The videos of how they executed the survivors is famous, those soldiers are now considered martyrs.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=809_1395163651
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>>10535402
>wigger
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>>10535526
The guy's phone.
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>>10535124
those were some pretty sick moves actually
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>>10535542
>niggers
>canola oil
>not rapeseed oil cuz muh feelings

Murifags
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>>10535124
I bet they immediately ganged up on him after that
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>>10535619

>>10535201
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>>10535153
>white russian
there is any black russian?
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>>10535153
if the ice would have broken he'd certainly get hypothermia and drown.
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>>10535440
fake and gay
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>>10535819
Cause he has a car on every side of him.
>>10535823
You were too dumb to actually watch it frame by frame. Just drag the seeker manually next time.
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>>10532901
he got whipped out of his skeleton you dumb fuck. hes dead
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>>10536002
but why tho....
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>>10535402
The hell is the story behind this?
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>>10535202
Another situation of someone just being in a completely different class.
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>>10536006
zetas executing rival hitman
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>>10535636
Fuckin' beautiful, man.
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>>10535402
any idea if he went to jail?
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>>10535520
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Suru%C3%A7_bombing

ISIS is moving into Turkey, some Turkish SJWs were opposed to them, ISIS made sure they knew who they were dealing with.
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>>10532675
>>10532792
>>10533239
>>10533433
>>10533453
>>10533977
>>10535057

Merry christmas

His screams as he goes down are the best part
>>
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>>10536036
And on this day, the little goblins learned a valuable lesson about physics.
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>>10536043
When and where was this?
>>
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>>10533962
>>
>>10535178
my grandma had a dog that always looked like that
>>
>>10536047

Egypt: Alleged U.S. Diplomatic Van Ramming Crowd On January 28, 2011
U.S. State Department claims that several of their vans were stolen from the embassy in Egypt and that they are certain that no American official was involved or driving the van, if indeed it is an official U.S
>>
>>10534042
Psychopath/10
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>>10535440
whew it's like the girl lagged for a bit when the car hit her. Nice footage.
>>
>>10535415

tell that to the chinese
>>
>>10533760
Jesus was that napalm or some shit how did rolling not work? Sorry for being ignorant
>>
>>10535018
That fucking filename I'm dying

Alternate title: Gmod Physics Gun
>>
>>10536029

Looks like me playing GTAV.
>>
>>10535402
Did he knock him out?
>>
>>10536002
can i get this with sound?
>>
>>10536278
http://www.rigoremortis.com/2017/04/11/zetas-cut-off-limbs-behead/
>>
>>10536036
what a minute.

who the FUCK is recording kids playing in a puddle
>>
>>10535866
im not aware of the song of which you speak

ive also never posted content to this board
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>>10535124
Wow...that was what I hoped for but wasn't expecting.
>>
>>10535115
Severe height and weight disadvantage. Foolish boy.
>>
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1/3
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>>10536699
2/3
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>>10536701
3/3
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>>10535018
let it rip
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>>10536705
>>10536701
>>10536699
those motherfuckers got unit patches. shit.
>>
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>>10536714
what'd she do? fall behind on drug payments? sleep with some other gang?
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>>10535342
Still funny after all these years.
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>>10536744
2/2
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>>10535636
that is stupid
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>>10536002
Man I hope I don't die that way.
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>>10536748
thats actually really neat. never seen either animal swim like that
>>
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>>10532408
bumping
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>>10536725
Farted in front of bf
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>>10535214

I'm thinking maybe she jumped up so she could sit on the railing, but failed miserably. The only other explanation is that she chose the most retarded way to kill herself or was actually a literal retard.
>>
>>10535956

white russian's the name of a cocktail, so I'm guessing that's supposed to be a joke.
>>
>>10536002

lel at the camo outfit/ sneaker shoes combo
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>>10532921
horse got fucked
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>>10535183
much explotion
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>>10536699
they dont do rape videos before the decapitation ones? where are those videos, huh?
>>
>>10536194
Probably just fuel.
>>
>>10534042
motherfucks
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>>10536746
delicious
>>
>>10535023
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Faking dumbass >.>
>>
>>10536271
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=809_1395163651
No he went to sleep...
WTF do you think he did? Retard
>>
>>10535414
without even looking... really
>>
>>10536002
Damn he really needs a new knife...
>>
>>10536725
She fucked up in a job, sending info to someone idk the video isnt full.
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>>10533659
liveleak isn't a fucking source you retarded fucking nigger.
>>
>>10536714
>cute
For shitskin standards maybe.
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>>10536762
try to avoid being a hitman for drug dealers. And if you do find yourself working as a hitman for a cartel, dont get caught by a rival cartel.
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>>10533512
I read on liveleak that he was up and ready for work again in just a couple days.

we humans are so resilient, aren't we?

*blushes fondly for humanity*
>>
>>10535018
lol is that his watch at 0:11?
>>
>>10532408
Is xe dead?
>>
>>10535149
Pill hunting? Insurance?
>>
>>10533888
i kek everytime
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>>10535402
Hell yea.
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>>10535158
gitugd.webm
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>>10535119
Do a berrel rool!
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>>10535183
We need to go back!
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>>10535035
Your balls should be cut off
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