The Colbert Report webms/gifs If you have a scene you want me

>>10391217
>If you have a scene you want me to make a webm of let me know
His very last one. When he goes off the air.

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>>10391251

>>10391217
obnoxious leftist shill who uses comedy to substitute for real arguments

>>10391339
I can't make the whole show into a single webm

He's been over for like 10 years.

>>10391348
The one in the OP is from the episode for april 9th, 2007

Back when Colbert was actually funny. RIP, his new show is a shell of what he used to make.

>>10391357
Yea I'm really not a fan of his new show but watching old ones once in a while is still nice.

>>10391357
this

>>10391339
I detect mad.
Enjoying the superiority over you knuckledraggers.

>>10391339
>being this butthurt
kek

Do you have one where he deepthroats a shotgun?

Please, if you have the time and inclination, produce a webm from Season 9, Episode 135 of the "Get Lucky" video he produces in response to Daft Punk not appearing on the show. Thank you kind Anon. In fact, if you could direct me to a source for that entire episode I could leech, then I would be much obliged. Thank you for your time.

>>10391251
This. Colbert now is about as funny as a funeral

>>10391509
Are you on myspleen? The episode is on there
along with the rest of the episodes.
I've seen long nice quality webms on here but I don't know how they can get them that long with good quality but I'll give it a shot.

>>10391509
Please do this if you can. This was one of my favorite Colbert moments

>>10391720
>>10391676
>>10391509
Sure just go here

www.lemonparty.gov

>>10391217
Medic hipster losing his shit on that radiohead episode.

>>10391509
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12u56m_stephen-colbert-invite-hugh-laurie-et-matt-damon-a-danser-sur-get-lucky-des-daft-punk_news

>>10391217
There's a cuck thread up already

>>10391777
Praise be unto Kek

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Do you think anybody actually falls for this? What are you 12?

>>10392205
What do you mean?

>>10391357
when he actually made original jokes and didn't just shill for the left was his high point. when wikileaks exposed him for doing just that he bitches and tells wikileaks to grow up, lol.

>>10391357
>>10392238

I actually considered myself a fan of his until he got his new show. It's nowhere near as good as the Colbert Report was.

Trumpfags are adorable. Baby's first meme is a precious moment.

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>>10391217
This about sums up the Colbert Report

>>10392331
Holy shit thats awesome.

>>10391217
This guy really dropped off since 2009

>>10391339
Lol, expecting real arguments instead of comedy from a comedian. Getting butthurt over a comedian and not leftist shills with real arguments that tear your whole lifestyle to shreds. Must be a pretty weak lifestyle.

>>10391357
Of course it's not, it's a completely different fucking show! It's like if the host of wheel of fortune got hired to do the price is right, and you're mad that the show is now different.

>>10391217
>If you have a scene you want me to make a webm of let me know
the Suq Madiq bit please and ty OP

>>10391217
It's too bad he's a fucking cuck now

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/sv3iag/the-colbert-report-kermit-the-frog-s-german-tv-offense---hans-beinholtz

>>10393468
why do right wingers insist on calling leftists "cucks" when leftists are the group least likely to be offended by that? legit question

>>10393856
because they're actual real life cucks.

>>10391251
This

>>10392331
Add a black cock and dye her hair purple there you go
Mirror image

>>10391339
You mad?

Post him talking about LOTR

The Colbert Report was so based. It was hilarious laughing at the show, it was hilarious laughing at sub-60-IQ rednecks that didn't know he was parodying their idols, and it's still hilarious laughing at how butthurt people here still get over it.

>>10393856
It has to do with the fact that right wingers see leftists, especially liberal men, as willing subservient to "minority" groups such as blacks or women. The subservience is similar to that of a cuck to his SO.

>>10393856

It's because conservatives know that if we wanted, we could fuck your wives and you'd just stand back and let us.
Because you've been brainwashed into believing that that is what a "real man" should do.

So, yeah. You're literal, actual cuckolds.

(I mean, if you weren't stuck in perpetual friend zone, THEN we would fuck your wife in front of you.)

A long time ago there was a clip of Colbert dancing behind some important person (possibly a senator). His dancing was mostly him just throwing his hands in the air but it killed me when I first saw it; haven't seen it since.

I don't have any information about which episode it was but it would be cool to have it in my folder if someone finds it.

>>10393856
Because leftists will let Islam bend their wives over and rape them because "muh diversity"

>>10400204

t. Germany / Sweden (not Hungary)

>>10399647
Also they're subconsciously projecting their insecurities on other people.

>>10391339
>>10391777
>>10392331
>>10393468

triggered some Trumpanzees I see

colbert report = good
late show = bad

>>10391217
Colbert's a shill cunt

>>10391320
cringe

>>10400713
If this kind of pointless moral pandering was avoidable or volitional I would agree, however, I think most people on the right honestly just resent it being forced at all times.

>>10391339
REEEE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE AN ARGUMENT

>>10401195
its kind of what happened to jim carrey where he became such a high budget act to the point where he can no longer do the character that made him famous

>>10401219
Everyone does that, tho.

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>>10391217
Colbert is a fucking faggot Cuck.

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>>10405398

>>10405398
quality content.

More vintage Colbert please.

>>10391339
>a comedian on a comedy show is doing comedy and this makes me mad!

>>10391339
Just like you use 4chan posts to substitute for real conversation

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>>10405398
>>10405419
Thanks man, I really appreciate this! What episode was this from?

>>10406609
10/27/05 http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zyop79/the-colbert-report-better-know-a-district---massachusetts--4th---barney-frank

>>10396438
I'm calling it now.
Trumps most hysteric critics will be his fiercest defenders in 4 years.

>>10406830
t. Billy-Bob Cooder

Haha I love Colbert.
He triggers so many righty snowflakes

>>10405418
Bet you liked Dubya, in-bread white trash.

>>10399647
Its kind of funny, leftists see right wingers as cucks willing to bend over and take it from greedy businessmen and manipulative politicians. I think that most leftists probably hate SJW faggots as much as right-wingers hate the crippling debt they've collected as a result pursuing careers in dead and dying industries and not understanding basic economics when buying a huge truck that they can't afford but need to prove their manhood

>>10406830
G_d I hope so.
That means Trump moving left to Bernie Sanders and giving NeoCons+NeoLibs the finger.

>>10407814
>white

Kill yourself you racist fuck

>>10407814
The Colbert Report used to be gold, but his new show is trash just like the rest of night time "comedy". "Trump is a Nazi lololol" Chapelle said it best, it is lazy comedy and ship Colbert fell into the same hole.

Please anything from the Maurice Sendak interview, probably one of Colbert's best interviews.

>>10391574
Your funeral maybe

>>10399840
That's a funny parody of the Conservative mindset. Good satire!

>>10400204
You've missed the point here. But, then again, you're always missing the point, aren't you?

>>10408115
>A point? What does that taste like?
-Conservatards, probably

>>10401195
You mean he's literally getting paid by Jews to say stuff, or do you mean that figuratively, or do you simply not know what the fuck you're talking about and that in the age of Trump you think any old bullshit that spills out of your mouth doesn't need to have any connecting with reality?

>>10406830
Yep, egotistical bullshit will be more accepted in 2021.

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>>10408054

"Here biblical teachings take on a tropical flair. Take John 2:7. “Jesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”: Then he told them “Now draw some out.” And lo! It was banana daiquiri.”

Episode 3056 (04/26/2007)

Make of clip of this plss

>>10392331
I feel like the production value is in the colbert report is far superior to the clip you've shown here. And the comparisson that you've made between the two is unfair and frankly I question your integrity as a fellow internet user.

>>10409799
well, you like the colbert report, so your opinion is shit.

>>10391251

Imagine have this awful of taste

B-BUT ITS JUST COMEDY

its not actually news, so it doesn't need to be contextual or even true
also
Letterman was funnier

more like The Cuck Report lmao

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A Heartfelt Message to Our President | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann | GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCcw2sPlplY

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Anti-Trump Twitter-Hero Louise Mensch Has #Resisted Her Way Into a Legal Complaint

One of the key ways Donald Trump has kick-started the American economy is by existentially subsidizing the growth industry of #Resistance Twitter accounts spinning wild conspiracy theories about connections between Trump and Russia, and, sometimes, Weird Twitter. Among Trump-conspiracy accounts, none is quite as fascinatingly batty as Louise Mensch’s, the founder of the conservative-content farm Heat Street, whose status as a former British member of parliament has made her the respectable face of Carrie Mathison–style corkboard-threading. Now, one target is fighting back.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/04/louise-mensch-has-resisted-her-way-into-a-legal-complaint.html

>>10412080
Just stopped in to say kudos on the webm. Stepdad are the shit and UltraMark is a really chill dude.

>>10408115
Oh? And what was the point?

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Heir to the White House Throne | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzeL_8bdrQA

>>10399840
then why are u on 4chan? just find a liberal and u get to fuck any time you want. please test your idea and report back

>>10412139
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Donald Trump’s Worst Deal
The President helped build a hotel in Azerbaijan that appears to be a corrupt operation engineered by oligarchs tied to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal

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We Told You So: Russian Hacking | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6tVjqfIXFY

>>10407857
I know right?? Why are right wingers so stupid and dumb, good thing every liberal can create a supply demand curve and drives Tesla's every to prove their high minded ethics

>>10391339
Like how /pol/ substitutes arguments for memes and pretentious one liners that they can never back up and when actually pressed for facts and pushed into a corner they flee threads back to their hugboxes

shoo shoo teenage autist

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Trump distancing himself from Steve Bannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEowwjH8Nk

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How Steve Bannon sees the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYhnnN1eLxM

>>10391339
his argument, every single time, was that what the right is doing is ridiculous
that's pretty much what satire is all about
he got obnoxious a few times but he was never as bad as Jon Stewart got in his last 5 or 6 years of The Daily Show or Larry Wilmore after him

>>10392256
it's The Tonight Show, he feels pressured to "do it right" and be formal
he's a lot less formal than the previous hosts, but he's still trying to keep a sort of genteel and even fatherly air about him-- and that's the fucking kryptonite of his style, his whole style is to do that but as a smartass, when he tries to do it for real it all falls apart, especially when he mixes the two

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From spy to president: The rise of Vladimir Putin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxMWSmKieuc

>>10393442
and the Muff one

>>10412139
the point is, why would you try insult them by calling them something they don't give a shit about?

>>10399840
>implying I have female friends that aren't decades older than me
joke's on you

>>10407857
my most leftist friend is also my friend that hates SJWs the most
although, I know some people that hate them more, but they aren't my friends because they're /pol/ incarnate, right down to the /r9k/-tier autism of trying to prove how inferior women are while having no girlfriend

>>10406830
why?

>>10406661
>2005
no fucking way
that is insane

>>10413198
I believe they also reaired it in 2011

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Anderson Cooper Stunned By Trump’s Latest Comments On North Korea
“I gotta say, I really am speechless.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anderson-cooper-trump-speechless_us_58ef069ae4b0bb9638e15288?

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British spies were first to spot Trump team's links with Russia
Exclusive: GCHQ is said to have alerted US agencies after becoming aware of contacts in 2015

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/13/british-spies-first-to-spot-trump-team-links-russia

>>10418164
Nice try Commie. They are giving out free helecopter rides you know

>>10408095
oh shit !!!!!!

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Chinese Media Can’t Stop Making Fun Of Donald Trump
“Trump slaps self in face, again.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-china-media-mocked_us_58f039c5e4b0da2ff85fa722?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

>>10391217
can you make the suq madik scene a webm?

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>>10420639

>>10406830
Oh yes. We all know that pendulum won't ever swing back. Nope, sorry son, you'll be on the very wrong side of history. Stupidity will only be fashionable for a short while.

>>10421051
holy shit this is gold

>>10406457
He's totally retarded.