fight thread? im trying to start a collection. starting

>>10310354
Im dying

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>>10310354
>mfw

LMAO

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>>10310366
so is the white kid

>>10310405

wat

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>>10310402

>post yfw you notice the blonde girl immediately run trying to help him up

topcuck

>>10310405
is he fucking ded

>>10310405
>>10310430
Probably crushed the guys larinx and he suffocated to death, seen it happen in street fights all the time.

>>10310370
>SlapBoxing.webm

>>10310405
that right hook melted his brain lol

>>10310430
>>10310459
he died

>>10310463
That hook looked like it landed on the jaw m8

>>10310463

Amazing how tough humans are and yet we're also extremely fragile and easy to kill. A single punch and he's gone. And it wasn't even a street fight they were just fucking around

>>10310482
Watch carefully, it's an ascending punch that hits lower part of jaw and throat, it's one of the reasons boxers train to have their kneck locked between the chin and the pectoral muscles.

>>10310354
top kek

>>10310370
>have to hand it to them they hit pretty hard

>>10310470
Proof?

>>10310518
They're both dicks.

>>10310381
RIP SIR

>>10310390
Bitch was asking for it.

>>10310405
is there a version with sound ? I want to hear the panic the guys were in when they tried to help.

actually, it seems like the fight was between friends or something, what would one get for killing someone like this ? would it be homicide or involuntary homocide maybe ? shit must suck to be playing one second and kill your friend the next.

>>10310405
did he die ?

>>10310629
lmao why lil yachty just flop on the floor

>>10310518
the fuck is that pussy?
holy shit sounds like a fucking rekt thread or bestgore wtf

>>10310463
it's just an epileptic attack from the shock to his head. Luckily he had a medical expert close by that roll him over to make sure he'd choke on his tongue and immediately start resuscitating him by just pressing all the air out his lungs in a highly irregular manner and possibly breaking his ribcage. Well done, well done, mr doctor.

>>10310518
kek

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>>10310354
Shouldn't these be in the REKT thread?

>ctrl-f rekt
>no hits

oh ok I guess some douchebag deleted it.

This is now new rekt thread.

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>>10310688
my sides

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>>10310662
>>10310693
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>>10310463
its a seizure, not a crushed larynx lol wtf do you guys come up with this shit

>>10310363
instant drunk

>>10310405
Basal skull fracture? Head snapped back pretty good.

>>10310653
was gonna say "thats the scrawniest black guy ive ever seen".......

>>10310702
kek
she just fuckin flattend herself fat cunt

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>>10310662
>>10310693
>>10310695
>>10310702

>>10310662
why women are weak as fuck

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>>10310727

>>10310518
What a little bitch

>>10310731
bruh they could both kick all of our asses

>>10310727
yo it was his fucking elbow hitting her 180 noscope after his first hit

>>10310736
they're both so fucking hot dammm

>>10310654
fucking underrated post

>>10310756
ikr wasnt here to get a boner

>>10310736
That cheeky upskirt.

>>10310693
holy shit, story about this ?

>>10310752
kek

>>10310653

Ouch fk he was goint to break that leg in the end.. I think it wasn't-

>>10310688
kek orange shirt punched granny

>>10310688
omfg it took me till after eye of the tiger came in to notice the sounds.. then haddukken for the kill

>>10310354
This is what happens when you learn how to fight from a video game.

>>10310458
Post yfw its actually a blonde guy.

>>10310721
they're all like that

>>10310726
>fight fight nigger can't fight cause he ain't white

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>>10310736

>>10310772
Google the filename

>>10310693

fuck these other cunt ass countries coming at Brits like this, only hard when you're in packs, weak little cowardly fucks.

>>10310695

YESSSSSS

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>>10310833
>only hard when you're in packs
Unlike the Brits who are only hard when *being* packed.

>>10310823
so young and already niggering

>>10310390
love her face when she realizes that she
went too far

>>10310823

HAHAHAH the piercing sound it makes

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>>10310877

>>10310458
It's a dude lol

>>10310870
*normal slap, normal slap, normal slap*
*silence*
*SLAP*
[screaming]

>>10310459
Morons fighting with gloves like that without head protection literally deserve to die. This is natural selection at work.

>>10310354
Too much Naruto dog

>>10310653
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>>10310726
Fuck cunt I hate when they keep swinging after they're down. Be a fucking man about it you won

>>10310924
on this episode of 4chan:
/a/ gets in a fight

>>10310637
mandslaughter I think

>>10310704
Yeah it's not a black girl on black girl fight unless some hair or wigs are shed lmao

>>10310948
it looks like shes one of those play doh things being shaken violently

>>10310648

It's like Guile's sonic boom but it missed the target and knocked down the fat one

>>10310390
Yeah, don't break the fight up when it looks like she's winning. Only break it up when the man starts to fight back

>>10310967
I was just about to say this. Fucking bitch teacher

>>10310736
based cameraman

>>10310967
He could do some damage. At worst he might turn his head and get his eye poked.

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>>10310363
drake bell got his shit rekt

>>10310629
LMAOOOO

>>10310704
sec 7, the dreadlocks spell 911

>>10311018
black shirt guy is a fucking tank

>>10310721
> what is crack

>>10311018
when you spam all the combos, but he still beats you only pressing A.

>>10311018
y'know black shirt got in trouble even though vid clearly show he gave the other guy fucking god like patience before he ever threw.

>>10311058

haha

>>10310776
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>10310936
In a real fight you have to make sure they're out or they just get back up and don't give the same respect if you stopped.

>>10311046
Nah, the gray guy just doesn't know how to throw a punch

hi joe

>>10310749
Doubtful. Professional female atheletes rarely eclipse male high school atheletes, and that's with their superior understanding of whatever sport. Case in point US Women's hockey team practices against Men's high school teams, and they rarely win.

>>10310358
Noone wants to see the nog win.

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>>10311058
>>10311066
This is actually a 'street' application of Muhammed Ali's famous rope-a-dope. The guy in the white is large and stronger and came in with a clear plan to simply overpower the other guy, who had better technical skill and wound up just taking it for a minute or two until the attacker started to slow down, then started looking for openings to exploit once the initial burst of energy started to flag.

Although this case has obvious similarities, I emphatically deny that they extend beyond the surface.

>>10310390
this is why you dont prod the bear

>>10310354
WHITEBOIS BTFO

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>>10310430
>>10310459
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>>10310654

you can't choke on your tongue fucking dumbass.

>>10311096

In a real fight you could end up in jail for killing someone by mistake. You've never been in a fight, do you?

>>10311211
You're retarded

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>>10311146
I don't mind when it's a fair fight.

I only get mad when they mob up on one guy. That's bitch-level shit.

>>10311237

fuck you, dumbass faggot.

>>10310629
I need to find this entire video.

>>10311150
I want to show this video to anyone who tries to teach their kid that it's never okay to hit a girl.

>>10310704
Jeez. Looks like a bunch o' snakes lyin' on the ground.

>>10311241
dat footwork

>>10311146
Sissy boi detected!!!
It's a fair fight, be a man and get a life

>>10310390
like pottery

>>10310752
best one

>>10310518
>>10310651

The screaming at the end is fake.
Whoever put that in is a fucking faggot.

>>10310402
story?

>>10311018
perfect video for eye of the tiger

>>10310358
White boy be like "gonna whoop your ass *insert racist N word"
Then when he's losing somebody help I'm dying!!

>>10310363
Little Ed Sheeran win!

>>10310358
weak ass white boy

>>10310704
GIs have shaved heads for this reason

>>10310402
Wait what, is that guy? Just chokehold the black kid?
Was he a senior high? Fighting a junior kid?
Sauceeveryone?

>>10310727
Meanwhile, in Sweden

>>10311344
What does race have to do with it?

>>10311344
self-hating white dork spotted

>>10311259
>actually believing you're right
>So badly that you insult people that actually know what they're talking about
Holy fuck, the autism.

>>10310405
Rest in peace bro

>>10310727
didnt this kid get expelled

>>10310736
prosties

>>10310518
Typical white pussy ass boy

>>10310370
Put your arms into it!

>>10311333
what a monster. He won against 3. Granted, they were kinda pussies, but still. Defeating 3 even unskilled opponents is tough.

>>10310390
One of my friends did something similar to a girl in my class let me make it a webm

>>10311215
There are no rules in a street fight. This isnt some sanctioned bullshit. Its you vs them. You either survive or get knocked out and who the fuck knows what is going ot happen to you after you get knocked out. Always do too much than not enough.

>>10310405
it's a seizure. Poor dude.
The CPR wasn't necessary (although it was good they were looking out). Trauma induced seizures can happen in head trauma.

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>>10311381
Yeah. Two girls in the same pimps ride, the one on the bottom made a stink cause the one on top was wearing her clothes and the guys pulled over to let them sort it out (and catch the video.)

Black male here. I can smell your blood white boyz. You are all weak and pathetic. This is why your women are leaving you.

>>10311150

Except it's really fucking stupid to try to rope a dope someone if you arent a trained fighter, especially in a street fight.

It's one thing to block against gloved fists. They can knock you out just as easily, but bare knuckles can do sooo much more damage. They can damage eyes, teeth, lips, and tear facial skin much more easily. Taking a shot from an ungloved hand is much riskier.

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>>10311409
>>10311409
>3
Count again faggot.

>>10310354
this is why anime is ruining our country.

>>10311423
Work on your type-acting, Mr. Goldbergstein.

>>10310702
top kek that's the native that begs by my house, that's actually my metro station... fucking ratchet hood i moved to raise my kids... fuck.

>>10311203
>Manlet are inferio-

>>10311203
>haha ok guys but i replied to everyone top that!

>>10310936
Spoken like a bitch thats never been in a real fight before.

>>10310668
jajaja no mames

>>10311427
Also you don´t have rules protecting you from nutshots or other things going wrong. Ali timed his blocks and attacks very well to the rounds. Can´t do that in a street fight.

>>10310807
Honestly how all women should be handled when they act like they wanna fight IMHO.

Had an ex that would act like a lunatic swelled my eye up busted my shit hell put up with that shit for over a year (yeah I know dumb). Bitch got pissed about the fucking internet one night I went to leave cause she was being a nutcase. Swung on me and busted a tooth. Beat the ever living fuck out of her. Even went so far as to stand her up and bitch slap her ass bloody until she apologized and said sorry sir. Felt simultaneously like shit and fucking beast mode due to the pent up aggression. Bitch never swung on me again.

>>10311471

That too.

>>10311241

That's like some DDT type of shit right there

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>>10311427
I'd agree with you if we were talking about someone going out and provoking a fight with his plan being 'Imma rope-a-dope him for awhile then knock him out.' Yeah, that would be a dumb plan.

But when someone thrusts the situation upon you, this guy is swinging just fast and furious on you all of a sudden, you're not planning, you're reacting. If he's got an overwhelming burst of energy he's unloading on you but he's not all that great at doing damage with you, then it makes perfect sense in that moment to go ahead and rope-a-dope the jerk, you're just avoiding his strength and then filling into his weakness when it comes.

>>10311452
Native?

>>10310405
He was blinking at the end, give actual proof he died or keep quiet fuckers

>>10311472

Did anything happen afterward?
Every time I laid down the law with my ex, she went super submissive and ended up sucking me off/bending over for me after.

>>10311016
Its not about damage. If she saw the conflict she should have stepped in immediately.

>>10311360
Genetics?

>>10310653
Only insecure bitches keep fighting like that after someone is down.

>>10311433
damn, that granny talkin shit or what?

>>10310736
I salute for the camera man!!
Damn the pussy, sauce on the black dress girl?

>>10311479
yeah the fat woman with a black shirt, she's native.

>>10311211
you must be an actual fucking idiot

MOST unconscious choking situations are from your tongue, do you want to know why, you dumb motherfucker? it's because your tongue is a muscle, and like literally any other muscle in your body, it relaxes. if one is lying on their back with a relaxed tongue, that shit is going to fall back and choke the shit out of them- because the unconscious person is going to breath in and suck their tongue even further down into their throat, you dumb motherfucker

>>10310688
that kick right in the pussy at the beginning

>>10310370
my sides holy shit i cant

>>10310776
What the hell HAHA

>>10310877
Black guy misses 7 fuckin times before trying to dodge just like he did then gets rekt

>>10310704
>MedusaGetsRektByNiggerKratos.webm

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>>10311495
She was 'in his personal space.'

Russian three time loser he got a long sentence for this one.

>>10311496
Just some ho. It's been around at least a couple years so she's probably scabby and toothless by now.

>>10311502
Is that unusual where you are from?

>>10311505
No, quite spreading brain damage you fucking moron. If the tongue relaxes there's plenty of room for it and you can breath normally. It's when it SWELLS that it can cause breathing problems. Like from a severe BRUISING.

Jesus Fucking Christ you're a bunch of babies.

>>10311150
She get what she want.

>>10310752
and paraguay is recording because he got beat the fouck out

>>10311524
nah it's kind of a mess

>>10310363
that's a concussion for sure (and detention for the other)

>>10310702
where the fuck are all these meth heads coming from?

>>10311433
story?

>>10310402
WASTED

>>10310807
love it how the teacher lets that fat bitch pick a fight but only steps on when she gets whats coming to her

>>10310776
fucking trash

>>10311409
>Can't count higher than 3...
Nigger detected

>>10310405
RIP my nigga

>>10311588
Why do you use the N-word?

>>10310654
>You can't choke on your tongue unless you bite it off.
Go ahead and try your hardest to "Swallow your tongue" as so many retards have told me is totally possible with seizures. Proper treatment for a seizure is to roll them on their side so they don't drown in saliva/blood, put something under their head so they don't hit the floor, put something soft in their mouth and hold it their (Like a wallet) so they don't break any teeth and let them have the seizure.

>>10310390
equal rights, means equal lefts.

>>10310877
That was the most respectful ending to a street fight I've ever seen.

>>10311237
It is impossible to choke during a seizure since breathing stops during a seizure you utter cucktarded nigger jew retard.

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>>10311612
He thinks it's edgy.

He doesn't realize that all of the real edge-lords quit using that word 6 months ago.

>>10311624
The reason you put something in their mouth is not, primarily at least, to protect the teeth. It's to protect the TONGUE. Because if they bite the tongue they can bruise it and cause it to SWELL until it obstructs their breathing.

Yeah if their teeth are already fucked they might get damaged too but it's not the main concern.

>>10310702
>she still asks for change at the end

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>>10311637
Yeah anon, that's how it outta be.

World's gotten mean though.

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>>10310877
0:30
>pulls his pants down
>pulls his pants back up
fucking why

>>10311333
my hero

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Matt Hughes is considering a comeback (let's pray he doesn't)

>>10310668
Que te calles puto

>>10311241
If you watch the full video it is pretty clear he's on something. At that point even the biggest neck beard here would have been able to do that.

>>10310726
im starting to see a pattern
people in the sa seem to ne really angry, since all this vids seem to come from there
black dudes square up and do some feinting, looking to connect
white dudes just charge in and try to grab by the waist and throw head first in the ground

>>10310662
NOTHING COMPARES TO A VICIOUS ELBOW DROP FORM SINEAD O'CONNOR

>>10311467
this

>>10311203
Reminds me of a fight in 7th grade.

>I'm small kid probably like 5 foot 4, 110 lbs
>Playing football with the boyz
>Huge kid like 5 11 230 pounds
>Diabeetus but still a goliath
>Get in altercation because he scratched my eye accidentally
>Bitch slap him, break his glasses
>Ohshitniggerhesmad.jpg
>Awakened the beast
>Backing up because I didn't want to fight
>He isn't giving up
>Grab his arm and awaken some ancient Akkadian strength that my ancestors have passed to me
>I'veseizedhistraderoutes.jpg
>Put leg behind him and have him trip backwards or some pseudo martial art shit
>He's fat so absolutely no way he can stop himself from falling
>Put him in shitty headlock but it worked
>Make him say sorry
>Don't punch him because my mom was a hippie and raised me like a little bitch

>>10311452
lol which station is that? There's daily Native MMA at Atwater in the summer.

>>10310629
he swung so hard the wind knocked out LaQueefa

>>10310354
when you try and fight in your dreams

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>>10311698
HOLY FUCK YOU MADE ME Lose AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TRIBUTE!!!!

>>10311018
why is the las urinal lower?

>>10311637
It's cause they're not hoodrats. Thats a middle-class neighborhood with a few Mexicans and blacks who're just messing about.

Hoodrats are a plague.

>>10311203
Fake and gay

>>10310358
>>10310354

Retards need to stop picking fights with niggers unless they're ready to tear a nigger's head off it's smelly shoulders. You can tell in all these fights, the white kid is just trying to save face while the niggers are ready to kill their opponent.

>>10310405
Nice shot

>>10311493
see
>>10311467

>>10310463
>Probably crushed the guys larinx and he suffocated to death,
>seen it happen in street fights all the time.

>seen it happen in street fights
>all the time.

>>10311215
You're only a dick if you didn't start it and he's clearly out. I've had many guys get right back up after I embarrassed them and land a cheap shot. They weren't nearly as kind after I was out.

>>10311737
Might be for midgets or kids

>>10311474
you must not have any idea what a ddt is

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>>10311743
If it's fake the big guy is a good actor cause that's exactly what a knock out looks like and it's real hard to do that awake cause you giving yourself road rash in the face landing like that.

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>>10310752

BR here, which one is my country?

>>10310458
>boys locker room
ya dun goofed

>>10311651
my fucking sides

>>10311241
Rwanda Rousey

>>10310648
because niggers overreact

>>10311772
I think you know :)

>>10311769
It's fake, nigger

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>>10311752
Top b8 m8.

>>10310629
STR vs DEX

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>>10311672
I hope his comeback results in his death. I've always hated that faggot.

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>>10311792
Str?

Nah they were both about the same, 4str. one of em critically failed a dex roll though. And so did the fat chick to their left, which is the actual FUNNY part of the vid most of you faggots missed her though.

>>10310752
I'm dying holy shit

>>10311728
Post the entire clip with sound, much more entertaining to hear glassess guy day "right hand or left hand?" a million times

>>10310936
Would you say that if the white guy did that instead?

>>10311241
Damn. Ol' girls got some moves.

>>10311728
This is fucking priceless

>>10311815
not the same anon but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgQvrYqSR1w

>>10311479
thats's kung fu?

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>>10311815
Well I posted all I got, with sound.

You got more please post it.

>>10310668
love how nonchalant he is about the KO

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>>10311836
Yeah, probably Hung Gar is my guess, Tiger/Crane but they influenced a lot of styles so no guarantee that's what he calls it. It's a hybrid northern/southern chinese style of fighting at any rate.

>>10311660
These niglets are such fucking cowards, they go against a little fag who wasn´t even expecting a punch

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All of the bitches in this thread that don't understand the difference between a street fight and a real fight. Street fight is a fight for your life so it requires dead use of force. If you want a fair fight talk it out use the mutual combat law and box it out. It seems that every one in here doesn't know what real mma is. Have you only seen the newer ufc bullshit?

>>10311354
genetics

>>10311737
for the kids with the huge dicks

>>10311029
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>>10310704
unbeweaveable!!!

>>10310518
fake, btw

>>10311029
woah

>>10310370
unarmed combat

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>>10311865
I suppose if I pull out a knife and stab you to death it'll be respectable because it was a street fight.

Everything goes amiright :^ )

>>10311791
You could picture him going "shhh...shhh" as a chokes the other.

>>10311660
ENRICHED

>>10310845
Any time you get to say the phrase "I have armed the tentacle" it's a good day

>>10310845
>Not getting an arduino with Bluetooth capability and using a remote off switch

>>10311705
cool story bro

i didn't read it but next time keep it in your blog

>>10310653
white kid DQ for that stupid fucking stance

>>10311858
Why the fuck is he clapping?? LOL

>>10311780
nice

>>10311865
Story?

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>>10311911
You mean the point where he was NOT actually choking him right?

Cause otherwise you're fucking retarded.

>>10311917
He's a brit. Waddaya espect?

>>10310688
dat fuckin dropkick

>>10311946
nerve gas

>>10311144
maybe but you are a fat keyboard warrior that smells like milk. rose or paige would have you unconsious in seconds. stay mad tho

>>10310662
props to vanzant for taking that beating. she's not that good but she's tough

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>>10311939
Ever play vidya games? Heard of a 'taunt?'

Ever seen a warrior start their taunt and the wrong moment and get pwned?

I know you've never smelled a girl-who-is-not-your-sisters hair so I won't even ask.

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>>10311908
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. If you decide pull out weapons it all becomes fair game. If you feel your life is in that much danger go ahead and pull a knife, just know you must be able to articulate your reasons to the police if you get caught and can be charged with attempted murder if it comes to the worst. Where fighting you'll get an aggravated assault charge which is nothing compared to the other.

But like i said if you can discuss parameters of the fight prior to the fight takimg place, you can look up in your area if you have a mutual combat law or something of that sort. Just abide by those laws and you'll be able to fistfight legally and have set rules both parties agree on.

>>10311705
My mom was a hippie too and tried to raise me to be a bitch. My uncle, however, was a tunnel rat.
He beat the bitch out of me.

>>10311819

He did; check all 3 of the posts he quoted.

>>10311728
It's gotta suck getting the shit slapped out of you by redfoo from lmfao

>>10311248
this 100%

>>10311865
thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. also is that guy in the white shirt pregnant? holy shit

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>>10311819
>>10312065
>>rekt

>>10311932
was thinking that. retarded stance.

>>10310370
a shame its not MMA, they are both great at STUBMISSIONS

ammitire

>>10311697
It's called a takedown, the reason that wrestlers usually beat boxers.

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>>10311697
>>10312142

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>>10312130
I see you have no idea how to actually fight.

Good luck with that.

>>10310354
omg that is the funniest fucking thing ive seen in a long time

>>10310390
literally that is self defense on his part at that point he told her to stop multiple times

>>10310688
Aakakakaa I fuckin cant!

>>10310823
kek filename

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>>10312174
>>10312177
hivemind

>>10310936
>>10311493
>>10311932
>>10312130
>ITT: Salty niggers that a white boy proved his superiority over a fucking ape.

>>10310886
it was the popcorn blast that got her

>>10311390

>both are white

God damn, it must hurt to be so stupid

>>10311058
Top kek

>>10310653

We don't know why they are fighting. In a lot of cases its justified to keep hitting them when they are down.

>>10310752
My fuckin sides noooo aaaahhaahaha

Does anyone have the webm where a white guy knocks a negroe out, and then when he start to get up he hits him again. There's a loud smack and I think the white guy is saying "come on" or "get up" or something before he knocks him out again.

>>10310405
here lets do everything we can to ensure this seizure kills him...
>Move him
>Preform CPR
>Shittily
>in the wrong spot
>move him onto his back so he suffocates.

>>10310358
black ppl reign supreme

>>10310518
ITS JUST A PRAAANKKK

>>10310776
Dog like YEP hit dat bih wit me again!

>>10311908
Yeah why not.

>>10310693
I remember this story.

I know it's absolutely terrible, but the old lady regaining her consciousness getting punted right in the face at the very end makes me laugh

90% of the fighters ITT are so shitty that anyone with basic training in boxing could wipe the floor with them

>those wide, disgusting swings

why

>>10310370
>Exposed Ribcage

>>10311433
Whites are disgusting.

>>10311728

Light skinned dude inherited that slave master gene. Putting nigga nonsense to sleep with a slap

>>10310726
filename

Thought the popcorn was fuckin sonic rings at first.

>>10311211
yes...you can

>>10310886
I thought the popcorn was sonic rings lol

>>10311728
I always wondered where the nig from party rock anthem went off too

>>10311780
You win a thousand Zimbabwean internets.

>>10311241
She's trained in judo. Seoi Otoshi: drop knee shoulder throw.

>>10311737
Foreign country = asshole fountain

>>10311150
Ahh just remember not to drink so much.

>>10310363
~ W A V Y ~

>>10311241
This is the most creative knockout I've ever seen. Doesn't even matter if he was fucked up

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>>10312347
I'm such an asshole, always teaching whores to do Seoi Otoshi when any of the local males get out of line.

>>10311524
>Putting your hand out to block a blunt weapon

Why have the ancestors betrayed us with flawed instincts?

>>10311203
It's all in the legs!

>>10311660
But massa wronged me!

>>10312174
Honestly, when I seen these videos of the fucking nig nog picking a fight and then the whitey kicks his ass, and STOPS after beating him a couple times, it pisses me off.
He picked the fucking fight! Break his face! Beat his face into the concrete! Fuck his face up so much he never wants to pick a fight again!

>>10311705
>I'veseizedhistraderoutes.jpg

My fucking sides are halfway to Andromeda. Ty anon

>>10312090
Lost

>>10310967
You blind? Teacher tries to break it up as she goes in for the slaps right before he throws her on the ground

>>10311967
I hope the cat kills her in her sleep. We don't need those kind of humans around

>>10312174
You have to be terrible at fighting if you lose to a fat fuck that can't land a punch on a fucking stationary target.

>>10311809
For you tall guys who find themselves in this situation: Chokehold the motherfucker. Pull up so hard that you take his feet off the ground and he'll be out in seconds.

>>10310736
What a fucking Legend

>>10312273
>Dude starts doing the chicken dance
>Somehow that means start doing the shittiest compressions.
>They check pulse after they already started instead of before, and then do nothing afterward.
It's like they wanted him to die.

>>10310823
Critical Strike!

>>10311241
It's so very wrong, I know, but after seeing her do that I want to take a shower with her, scrub up and make love to her on the one thing she's never seen - a clean bed.

>>10311838
>Women always intervene on the side of the Bully

Why is the world so cruel?

>>10311524
>It's when it SWELLS that it can cause breathing problems. Like from a severe BRUISING.

Yea nah, you're a cunt. Take any cpr course and it's one of the things they teach you. A relaxed tounge is prone to roll back and block the airway. That's the reason for the head-tilt chin-lift or jaw-thrust maneuvers. It's the reason oropharingeal airways exist. Again, you're retarded.

>>10311967
Whoa there jimmy easy there
With all this projecting I should have prepared some popcorn and a large soda
Is there something bothering you that you want to tell senpai?

>>10311018

>trying to 1v1 blood DK.webm

>>10312292
I've seen blacks do worse.

>>10312225
hot

>>10312226

white kid got lit up on the feet though, lucky he didnt pick on someone his own size

>>10311488
It's like seeing a unrelated kid hit an adult and vice versa.
You might think the kid is a little shit but the adult has it halberds . For the adult you know hospital vist could very well be in order.

>>10310823
Haha holy shit!

>>10311018
why do all bullies wear vests lmao

>>10311838
>Took on a smaller kid
They're both kinda the same?..

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>>10313744
Yeah, he's bigger but not by a lot.

I didn't make that one.

>>10311947
That kick hit Terry Etim harder than the bus he threw himself in front of.

>>10310776

If you're going to use your dog as a melee weapon at least get him a harness so you don't choke his ass.

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>>10312333
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>10312289
Can you give some tips, feel like that's exactly what I'd do, don't know any better.

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>>10314303
>Can you give some tips, feel like that's exactly what I'd do, don't know any better.
Find a gym, find a boxer, ask him to teach you to jab. A little wrestling wouldn't hurt. Some 'martial arts' schools are ok but most are horseshit. You're not trying to become the world champ or anything anyway, just learn to keep your hands up and throw jabs instead of leading with haymakers.

>>10310640
See that? That's why the romans were the first army to cut their hair and beards. In a fight you can easily dominate someone by grabbing their hair.

>>10310704

>teen saves classmate from horde of snakes attacking her head.

>>10314375
top fucking kek