Apple is a company unironically worth 800 billion dollars and

It's not just /g/. Even """"""analysts"""""" like Gene Munster who actually get paid to prognosticate have been repeating the tired old "Apple is finished and bankrup!!1" every year like clockwork for the past 15 years.
Even Nate Aluminum has a better track record than these chucklefucks.

If you spend enough time on Windows to start hating it you either use it for work and switch to Mac or your a fucking Neet and you pop Linux onto it because you have nothing better to do.

you're right anon..... we should take over apple

>>62400798
>Worth $800B
In market capitalization. They don't actually have assets to nearly that value.

>>62400798
>IBM in the 80s

>>62400798

they have a lot of sheep

doesnt mean they dont make stupid fucking decisions

>>62400798
>800 billion
if i get my mom to give me $10 for 1 share with 100,000,000,000 shares outstanding then i'm a trillionaire. it's a shit company with an overblown valuation. even normie tech bloggers are bagging apple now.