I CANT SEE SHIT

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also, new thread

>1k for a phone

>starting from $999

>>62390277
ONLY $999

ONE THOUSAND DOLLERYDOOS

>next decade
My fucking ass
Jobs is rolling on his fucking grave

999 US DOLLARS

>people can’t afford a premium device

Going under a thousand is probably going to pay off, even though it's still hysterically expensive.

>>62390277
>999 for meme learning, emoji memes, and crappy bezel placement
also
>horrifically fragmented product lineup

1K SHEKELS

256GB model is probably in the ballpark of 1200$

STEVE'S DEAD
MOVE ON

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STARTS AT ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS

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>>62390277
What the fuck was that tune though?

>>62390550
>>62390561
>>62390569
>>62390575
>>62390591
poorfags detected

999 USD = 1300 euro in yurop I bet

999 WHAT A STEAL

I thought they would be showing something revolutionary, its literally just an iPhone with a bigger screen

LITERALLY A FUCKING THOUSAND

"Buy my shit goy."
-wayne gretzky
-michael scott
-steve jobs

999 IS CHEAP IMO

Specs anyone?

>my mom is buying one of these 999 dollar phones
fucking hell she is a dumb fucker

>Starting at $999
>Starting

How can they keep getting away with this?

>>62390637
It
Just
Works

>>62390617
For 1000 bucks I'll build my own phone.

>£800 for iPhone X
Tim pls

5" iPhone X when?

No iPod. Fuck Apple.
What's the best iPod for just music /g/?

You can't lie their ads are phenomenal

The bezel is still too big.

>>62390637
6 cores, 64 gb or 264 gb

>>62390619
The prices in US are always before tax.

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>no dual sim

>>62390634
Go away Richie rich
-apoo

>>62390601
You forgot
>temperamental face ID unlock.

>>62390575
That means 1400 AUD at least, despite a much lower exchange rate

still not feeling it :/

ONE MORE THING

>>62390657
You can't fit all of the memes in just 5 inches

>>62390637
BIONIC processor
SUPER retina display

>>62390676

>:/

>>62390633
>the goyim don't even know and fall for it every time

>>62390637
The new A11 Processor, Apple Graphics and a Super Retina Display.

HIGH CPU
MORE RAM
MORE MACHINA LEARNER
SUPER RETINA SCREEN

>>62390666
Buy two

>>62390277
it's back to the 90's with Apple

>>62390660
yeah but even chinese phones can do that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g8Gy_fBA4g

>>62390601
>999
To be tied to the Apple botnet

>>62390637
Didn't you heard the buzzwords? Are you poor or something?

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pick your poison

>>62390672
yep, rest in peace us.

HAS CRAIG BEEN FIRED YET

>>62390718
>me on the left

SOMEONE SNEEZED. KILL HIM.

>>62390694
>>

Why nothing on battery life?

It would be pretty good if it was $299

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no iOS 11?

>>62390718
SE

>>62390744
Wireless charging

>>62390718
6S GOAT

>>62390718
>literally 8 different phones on the market at the same time

>>62390718
I choose… No
kia

>>62390744
BIONIC!

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>>62390718
>not having all the old ones already

>>62390744
they said it would be 2 more hours compared to iphone 7

>>62390744
2 hours more than iphone7

Steve would be fuming right now Tim, cause he's pissed.

>>62390744
They said something about 2 Hours more.

>>62390737
KEK AND HE DID TWICE

>half the audience is Apple staff
What a surprise.

>>62390718
iPhone 5S/SE is the best iPhone design imho

>>62390718
>all these fucking models
Steve would've just announced the X model as the new iPhone and there would've been no 8.

how big are iPhone 8 and X? will they have higher resolutions?

>JUST RECOGNIZE THE APPLE II TEAM, STEVE. THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO
>I'M NOT LOOKING BACK AT THE PAST, WOZ. THIS IS A PRODUCT LAUNCH, NOT A CIRCLEJERK

>2017 TIM COOK RECOGNIZES TEAM

APPLE IS DEAD

>>62390744
They said 2more hours than the iphone7 whatever the fuck that means

>>62390744
2 hours longer than the 7, whatever that means

is the power button also Touch ID
or is it completely gone?

>>62390808
it's gone

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>>62390794

fuck gays

>no band at the end
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

>>62390718
I still use my 6S

>>62390760
They'll just gimp the shit out of the previous models during the next update and force you to buy one of these new ones.

>>62390654
what a virgin

iPhone X feels like a tech demo. Like Apple said "oh shit out bezels are too big. slap something together." Then they threw added animated emojis and a $999 price tag. Seems expensive for a tech demo.

>>62390808
I'm not sure if they confirmed it but it seems that Touch ID is gone

>>62390637
Why do you need to know specs? Its an iPhone. Specs are for comparison, the iPhone has nothing to compare to because its in its own league.

>Half the audience works for Apple
wew

all employees, please stand up
>half of the room

so those are the people who have been WOOOOH'ing and clapping like crazy

>>62390808
They have your fingerprints, now they want biometric face data

>>62390796
It means 2 more hours, you retarded fuck.

>>62390799
Kek you stole my dubs and said what i said
>>62390796

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LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME

>>62390815
LMFAO what the fuck is this retarded resolution?

You know you are fucked when you have to pat yourself on the back.

What a disaster.
Normies will just buy iPhone 8

>>62390808
Gone. You have to rely on Face ID or pin.

>>62390843
Fucking this LOL

>>62390794
X has a resolution slightly above 1080p. 8 has the exact resolution since 2014.

>>62390825
>iPhone X feels like a tech demo
>shows no new tech

>>62390492
LAGDROIDS BTFO!!!

Is it okay to be a heterosexual and own an iphone? I am getting mixed signal from apple

Jobs was a major league faggot but I wish he was still around to slap some sense into these retards

>no amd imac

Reminder https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505242615017.webm

Apple is dead. $500 extra to animate an emoji

So will the 8, 8 Plus and X sell out like the 7 and 7S did last year? They were impossible to get for like 2 months.

>>62390277
Where is the iPhone 9?

>>62390666
Dual SIM is for third world street shitters

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>>62390808
Gone.

>>62390911
I SURE LIKE EMOJIS. HURHRIR

>>62390890
Non apple user begins 100% homosexual.

>>62390890
It's not ok to be on a technology board and own an Apple product

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>>62390890

>>62390917
No it's for people who work and don't want to carry two phones

>>62390858
It's how Apple always operates *shrug*

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Samsung won?

>>62390913
If people were smart, they would switch to another company. Unfortunately, they would still buy these iPhones.

>>62390718
The best value for money is the babby one on the left.

>>62390822
This is true. If you ever used a Iphone 4/4s today that has never been updated it's as fast as on release.

Why does Apple always use some fucking retarded resolution for their phones?

>>62390878
you can animate emojis
and something about faces
and no bezels

nine ninety nine

>>62390951
>people who work
Not many of them on this board

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>>62390907
>requires passcode
>suddenly fades to unlocked
what a fake

>>62390953
>*shrug*
You need to go back

>>62390824
what's it like being tech illiterate? must suck knowing you can't even control the hardware in your hands properly.

>>62390954
Was there a competition?

does it have 3.5 mm audio jack though?

>>62390718
Galaxy S8

>>62390856
>not wanting to pay $800 extra for a SUPER retina display
Poorfags leave.

>>62390986
Where to?

>>62390951
>Wanting your work phone and your private phone to be the same device
Wewlad
>Not being able to turn off your work phone after leaving work
No thanks

>>62391003
no goy, our proprietary wireless headphones are the future now give us money

>>62390824
2 cents deposited to your Apple(TM) account

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>no Mac Mini

>>62390856
thats with contract you retard..

>>62390991
you didn't have to be so mean

>>62390858
>resolutions only exist in the same way as desktop monitors
>being this much of a tech brainlet

>>62390984
I think he took another phone.

>>62390799
>>62390744

That's the missing 9

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How do you fix the line up?

Can't deny it but the camera is fucking amazing especially that professional black and white mode where it takes out the background for you.

You just know so many linkedin profiles are gonna use it

>>62390984
He hit cancel and the face ID worked that time

Jesus fuck, for a bunch of skeptics /g/ sure can be retarded

>>62391021
That looks like shit my dude

>>62390907
Why didn't they just fake it working the 1st time though?

>>62390277
i missed the event someone give me a quick run down

OFFICIAL IPHONE X REVIEW

good:
>animated emojis (you might not care, but normies do)
>camera
>slightly better battery life
>wireless charging

bad:
>no fingerprint reader (wtf)
>battery life still not good enough
>face scanner doesn't work well


Overall not worth it over 8, desu. 8 has all the pros, and the fingerprint reader.

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>there aren't even specs on the website

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>>62391054
All you need to know

>>62390984
He picked up the backup phone

>>62391082
DELETTTTTT THISSSSSSSSSSS

>>62391059
>animated emojis

I don't see people really using this after the first few times.
They won't want to make some stupid face in public.

>>62391044
Replace all but SE with iPhone SE+

>>62391045
>2017
>LinkedIn

>>62391082
>less than 1% drop
Apple is finished

>>62391054
iPhone 8 for the desperate folk, iPhone X looks cool but require more than your soul to buy it

>>62391014
You can turn off your work phone after work with a dual sim. Why would you want to have to carry TWO phones?

>>62391059
>>face scanner doesn't work well
it's hilarious that it happened on stage. but we realistically can't say until we have a lot of people confirming it

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>what are you poor?
>i bet you don't even have a job at mcdonald's

>>62391048
he using another phone you retard...

once it compromise(too many try) it need to unlock using passcode

Why does the iPhone 8 even exist??? it's just an iPhone 7s.
Is apple afraid that no one will buy the iPhone x because it's too expensive?

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>>62391044
By doing what Steve would've done.

>>62391082
JUST

SELL SELL SELL SELL ITS OVER APPLE IS FINISHED BANKRUPT BY TOMORROW

>>62390277
Can you expand your memory using a cheap microSD card?


:^)

>>62391116
What kind of old out of touch faggots use both?

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>>62391044

>>62391082
>>62390213

>>62391107
>They won't want to make some stupid face in public.
>what is snapchat

>>62391044
Rename 8 to 7S and include A11, Kill 6s line and 7, iPhone X SE with no bezel memes at $549

>>62391082
Why didn't I short their shit today...

is this the poorfag general

>>62390830
THIS!

>>62390640
>"she's a dumb mother fucker"
>Gave birth to an incompetent manchild
Yeah, I could've told you that anon

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>>62390718
iPhone 8 is looking pretty neat
> dat iPhone X abortion though
top kek, I'm a huge Apple fan, but that display with rounded edges + shitty whatever they call nigger dick shit on the top killed it.
> $999
> 64GB
Absolutely no market for that, ultimate fail.

>>62390637
Get the specs for the iphone 7 and add super to every other word

>>62391179
also change X to 9

>>62391107
Its just like a voice note+snapchat/insta and people do them all the time

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>>62390277
Do your part to fight fascism and the white male, buy an iPhone x /g/

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To sum up, 1k gets you these upgrades:

-Log in with your face instead of putting your thumb on a button
-OLED, but with a worse status bar
-Emojis (trademark)
-Apple won't gimp your phone with iOS 11 like they deliberately do each year with 'obsolete' models

What you don't get but you deserve:

USB-C charging

>>62391118
Is like a billion lost in market cap.

>>62391126
No, it won't work well, guaranteed 100%.
If you'll have the phone on a desk laying to the side it won't work well.
This tech is shit. Ok as a gimmick, but they should have kept the fingerprint reader.

>>62391179
>iPhone X SE
X SE
not SE-X
gtfo

>>62391173
>>62391221

There's a difference.
Taking a photo with a filter is not the same as having to make facial expressions.

>>62390640
Rape her man.

>>62390752
this, I was expecting iOS 11 + High Sierra
FUCK
> Capcha: Crashing cars image

>>62390916
everything must get to 10 and stay there! the next one will be X 10.1

>>62391204
BIONIC
lel
This is so fucking sad.

>>62390858
about the same resolution as films anon

>>62390951
>and can't afford two phone
poorfag pls...

>>62391239
Apple actually avoided SE-X in the past when they named the Mac SE-30. They wanted SE-X but they figured it wouldn't fly.

>>62390752
>>62391249
That keynote was in June, you stupid faggots.

>>62391179
>iPhone X SE
>I like the new samsung BUT SE-X is so superior

>>62391184
>u-ur jus poor lmao
>y-you don't need a headphone jack, just purchase $150 Bluetooth ear buds :)))

Applecucks

>>62391235
Which is still less than 1% of the market cap. What's your point?

>>62390594
>premium device
it's a fucking smartphone

>>62391023
>implying you don't need to pay your telco

>>62391328
ehh... I get the phone I want from my work. But I dont WANT to carry two with me every day

>>62391331
I know you huge cock sucker, I'm talking about the fucking final release. Last yer iOS 10 came the same day the iPhone 7 was presented.

>>62391225
>USB-C charging
Holy shit, iphones don't have this? They are jews of the highest order.

>>62391362
SUPER BIONIC PREMIUM PHONE

pleb

>>62391381
They said in the keynote in JUNE that both iOS and macOS would come out in the FALL you motherfucker.

>>62391225
+ touch ID is actually more secure.

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>>62390830

>What do you need specs for? Trust us goyim we know what's best for you!

>>62391393
Use the lightning connector and be a good goy.

>>62390830
What league is that?
The minor league?

Ba-dum-tss
(I'm sorry)

>>62391167
>drops the se to another bull shit fucking price

those things would fucking fly off the fucking shelves if they went to like 250-300 bucks.

>>62391380
>but I can't AFFORD
we got that

>>62391417
> fall
this is fall already

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>Price they want to charge in Australia
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

>>62391454
>That entire post
Kill yourself redditor

>>62391490
Not until the 22nd and when they say fall it usually means October

>>62391480
>phone is missing feature
>just buy le second phone lel
>but I don't want to carry two phones
>lel ur poor :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>62391500
why do you care?

>>62391500
US prices are usually before tax. i dunno how aussies handle it, but the rest of the world usually has VAT

>>62391480
Fuck off, Tim Cook.

>>62391470

300 bucks nets you a chinkshit flagship. If you're gonna spend money on aplel crap might as well go all the way. SE is literally a welfare phone for hipsters.

>>62391517
>poor
jesus christ, we know already!

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>>62391500
>tfw brazilian

>64gb will cost 1249 dollar in sweden
what a joke kek

>>62390612
$1149 before taxes

>>62391529
The rest of the world usually has the tax/vat included in the price.

>>62390752
my dick

>>62391557
UMA

>>62391579
thanks for repeating what i said.

>>62391082
Where the anon that bought this shit? Top kek, this event was a fucking disaster.

They should've dumped that iPhone X meme and gone just with the 8. Fucking overpriced abortion meme phone.

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>>62391413

CANT WAIT TO SHOW MY FRIENDS AT THE PLAZA DURING APPLE TODAY

>>62391526
My 6 has a minor crack in it and iOS 11 slows it down to a crawl because their software engineers have no regard for optimisation. I guess I'll pick up a cheap 7 or wait until next September.

>>62391557
>implying we know if that's a lot of money for monkeys
pic related

>>62390793
This, what the fuck.

>>62391557
You know that will end up to around R$6000 right?

>>62390752
Lauren is my waifu

>>62390907
Steve would have been royally pissed at this shit.

>>62391599
And just because it's a meme people will buy it in packs.
You stupid NEETs really really don't understand the market, do you?

Face unlock. Just like my $40 Samsung from 2012!

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>>62391623
>>62391557
>pic related
>forgot pic

>>62391598
My point was that it doesn't say 349 (plus tax) in the rest of the world. The price displayed is the price including tax/vat.

Apple is finished & bankrupt.

>>62391557
>>62391558
64gb is 5000 PLN in Poland. that's over 2.5x the median monthly wage after taxes

>>62391657
>coke 2L
>8 money

>>62391648
> uglier than the iPhone 8
> harder to use (new gestures)
> weird display
> costs $200 more than the brand new 8
People will just the the normal 8 and 8 plus, the X is doa

>>62391557
before 60% import
T A X
A
X
say hello to the 6 thousand BRL iPhone

>>62390793
yep, they royally fucked it up.
just WHAT are they going to name the next one?

>>62391732
iPhone X.1 Puma

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>>62390706

>>62391010
To leddit

>>62390277

now cops only need your face to unlock

>>62390822
their classic, sneaky strategy since forever.

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It's over, NSA has won.

Next apple hack = all your face are belong to us and we can 3d print a mask and steal your identity IRL

>>62391822
>using the smile with carat nose

>>62391732
>next one
there won't be a next one

> display is massively different
> rounded corners, black dick on the top
> few developers will update their app UI, since only a minority of users buys $999 phones
The display is what killed the iPhone X

>>62390277
Engadget is shilling extra hard right now "Look at all the beautiful extra space on the screen!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCQuasiJgYM

>>62390831
haha right

>>62391822
>User privacy
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>62390594
Yes I can afford to pay for my shitty memes

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>>62391732
>Today we announce iPhone Parks, named in memory of civil rights legend Rosa Parks, with 5% of all profit going towards BLM.

>>62391822
>all those buzzwords

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CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE JEWS

>>62390858
that's what they do best

>>62391901

those face id sensors won't pay for themselves

>>62391901
it will scan your soul

>>62390898
exactly

>Comes with pre-installed Grindr
>"Now you, your girlfriend, and her husband can all enjoy the new Apple Experience!"

wtf I love Apple now

>>62390277
1.319,00€ in .de

In india it'll be like $1500 and working class people will still buy it. S8 is $906 btw.

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What if you just want to look at the time and not unlock it with your face?

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>>62391337

got these, work great and were only $39 when I got them. Sounds really good with comply ear tips.

https://www.costco.com/1More-Sport-In-ear-Bluetooth-Headphones---Black.product.100319101.html

>>62390718
Is this Microsoft?
7, 8, 10?

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>>62391500
1245.74 aud

Crikey

>>62391998

this

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>>62392017

they always ignore the 9

>>62391836
agreed, it's a shitty idea for a display

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>>62391901

>literally cannot unlock your phone WITHOUT holding it in front of your face

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>62391235
>he doesnt know to buy the rumour and sell the news

A face scanner that works? What do you think we are? A billion dollar multinational corporation?!

>>62391901
Insanity.

>>62391023
At the time the only network it worked on was cingular (turned into at&t before release of phone). At the time I'm relatively certain the only choice from them was contracts. Maybe a few early go phones.

>>62392055
>64 gt1= 1179 € / 1411 $
>256 gt1 = 1349 € / 1 614 $

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The best iPhone we've ever made.

>>62390783
This.
I even dare to say it's the best design on a smartphone ever.

>>62391901
>>62392055

The state of Sweden must get the money to pay Mahmoud and his 9 kids' welfare from somewhere, so you get higher taxes

>>62391988
Its $1400 in india kek.

>>62391901

Apple has been raping Europe with prices for years now. What did you guys expect?

>>62390569
Actually ceapest one is about 1400 dollars.

>>62391901
What does snart mean, it's my irc name

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>>62392136

How will the pajeets grip this phone with all the slippery shit on their hands?

>>62390718
What is this general motors?

>No USB-C
THEY HAD ONE JOB. That's all they needed to do to get a sale from me.

>>62391988
Yet they can't poo in the loo.

>999
What a steal

why would anyone ever need 256 giga bytes on an iOS device?

>>62392152
soon

>>62392206

to store encrypted pizza

>>62390575
+ TAXES + TIP

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>>62392222
Pretty much.

>>62391988
How many months of pay is that?

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>No 128GB option

Why the hate on middle-fags?

>>62391901

If it costs 999 on contract then amerigans will be paying the same 1400, they just don't know it. Don't worry Sven.

>>62390852
You mean 2 more hours with 100% CPU performance, bluetooth and everything else ON?

>>62392298

My name is Al-Karim douchebag

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>>62392262
I love that the Chinese just pick up all the components and built their own Apple. We should start doing the same.

>>62391793
Close your eyes

>>62392112
:^)

>>62392293
WEE NEED MONEEEEEYSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEE PAY FOR OUR PRODUCTS GOYIM

All Meme's aside... X looks fricking Next Gen as heck. I'm getting one for sure.

>>62392206
taking irl videos and pictures of your girllfr... your childr.... your famil...y?

>>62391513
Kek I've been here longer than you, kiddo :^)

>>62392262

In my third world country poorfags buy iPhones with 12 month downpayments usually

>>62392312
It's still 2 more hours, so yes.

>>62390637
It's 999

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>>62392389

Lol. Same year that I'm tossing my smartphone into a lake for good. Keep wasting your money dummies. I'm going without a phone.

>>62391901
Add 25% sales tax, electronic tax and some other shit on top of the $999 and you reach that number

>>62392262
2-3 months for normal wokring class.

you guys mad when NSA scan your face for NSA neural network for free and like it when APPLE do it and charge it for a thousand dollar?

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>>62390277
HOLY SHIT AAAAHHHH

>>62392503
Damn, and people still buy it?

>>62392444
I use my phone only calls and email. They can stick their SUPER BIONIC phones in their RETRINA asses.

€100 max.

>>62392370
:ᓓ)

>>62392526
Yep they do, most of them not almost instantly but when the price dips around $150-200 and with monthly installments like other anon mentioned.

where did they get 1 Billion face photos from hmmm :^)

>>62392584
>getting in debts for a phone
I hope people don't do this.

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>>62392188

>>62392633
It's happening in third world countries.

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>an 8? REALLY DAD? Daneesha has a Ecks! I'm gonna look poor now!!!

>>62392516
do you really think NSA cares about you or your loli pictures stored on your phone for whatever reason?

Wear a watch.

>>62392716
or as for the hour to the first person you see

>>62392669
Why would you need to go in debt for a fucking phone? Maybe if your car broke down. Or have an unexpected bill.

But a phone?

I don't believe you.jpg

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>>62392682
That's a paddlin

>>62392809
It's sadly true. Not amongst men, but female azn socialites are going to banks and getting in debt for a phone they can't afford. They need to constantly be on the socials to net that import western dick.

>>62392883
but anon, it only takes 1 saucy pic to pay for the phone

>>62391016
You haven’t heard of Bluetooth?

>>62392633

You get in debt for a phone everytime your contact "subsidizes" it. Third world countries are just more upfront about it.

>>62392962
potentially, yes.

>>62393058
That is what Americans do. We buy our phones in stores and not from the carrier.
>america
>first world

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GIVE ME YOUR FACE

>>62393098

Yeah anyway, getting in debt for consumer goods is nothing new to people in poor countries.

I hope Face-ID will recgonize the faces of Nazi's and will block their phones

>>62393171
They can do that by blocking anyone who's above a 4/10.

>>62393171
How about anyone with a skin with even a little shade of brown?

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>>62393275

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>>62390277
So it's Facial Kinect shit again?

>>62393367
But that's most of the world.

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So who here is going to get the iAirPodX™

>>62393624
Exactly.
WHITE = FUTURE.