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APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 7 2017-09-12 06:16:23 Post No. 62388464
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Apple finally moves in to the 2010s
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iPhone 8 64GB $699, also a 256GB version.
8 Plus $799 for 64GB, also a 256GB version.
S8 BTFO
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goy
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IPHONE X NOW
IPHONE X NOW
IPHONE X NOW
IPHONE X NOW
IPHONE X NOW
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ITS SO CHEAP WTF
KEEP THE POORFAGS OUUUUUT
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699 US DOLLARS
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That silence.
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Nothingburger
fucking waste of time
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IPHONE X
IPHONE X
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>>62388464
X now
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APPLE INVENTED STICKY THREADS
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ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
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:something:
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So the leaks were so fucking bad it's amazing
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>>62388464
Shit company god damn
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IPHONE 1K
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>>62388497
They made it more expensive...
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we x now?
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ONE
MORE
THING
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>>62388497
bretty ok price
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>ONE MORE THING
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Welcome to 2014 ifaggots
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>paying $800 for an iPhone when you can get a better phone for half the price
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas SLAAY TIM!
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>fake leaks made to make the new iphone look shitty
>new iphone turns out to be even shittier than the fake leaks
loam
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OH SHIT NIGGA
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ONE MORE THING
OH SHIIIIIT
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>>62388464
699$
ANDROID IS KILL
BTFO
>699$
>ANDROID IS KILL
>BTFO
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HERE IT COMES
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ONE
MORE
THING
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APPLE INVENTED ONE MORE THING
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FUCKING FINALLY
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THEY ARE GOING TO SELL YOU THE SAME AS OTHERS, BUT LIKE THEY ARE CHANGING THE WORLD
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thx op
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Its gonna be an AR headset dudes.
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UNO MORE THINGERINO
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ONE MORE THING
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>62388464
ONE MOAR THANG
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TURBO IPHONE HERE WE GO STARTING 1199
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>SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>ONE MORE THING
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ONE MORE FUCKING THING
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699
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>>62388528
look at this retard and laugh
>you share /g/ with these brainlets
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HOLY SHIT THE CRUSHING SILENCE
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So does it actually COME with a charger?
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>ONE MORE BUZZWORD
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IPHONE X INCOMING
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IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
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IPHONE X
IPHONE X
IPHONE X
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ONE MORE THING
NOT A DRILL
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ITS FUCKING HAPPENIGN LADS
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>>62388464
999$
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COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
COME ON
>COME ON
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ONE MORE THING
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why is he so cryptic
freaking tf out rn
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>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
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UH OH GUYS
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>>62388464
Thank god I got a 7 when it had a carrier deal
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the leaks were right again third time in a row
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are you guys ready for the FUTURE????
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WHAT
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APPLE INVENTED THE FUTURE
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>64 GB and 256 GB
WHY CAN'T THEY DO 500 GB YET JESUS IT'S BEEN A DECADE SINCE IPOD CLASSIC CAME OUT WITH 160 GB
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>>62388614
1399$
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it's literally an s8 copy
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so what the fuck
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CHINK TRASH CONFIRMED
CHINK TRASH CONFIRMED
CHINK TRASH CONFIRMED
CHINK TRASH CONFIRMED
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THE LEAKS WERE RIGHT AHAHAH
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VERTICAL CAMERA LUL
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Are these price including VAT? I don't live in America and all prices here are the final price inclusive of VAT.
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>>62388612
i know
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O FUCK ANDORIDBTFO
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APPLE INVENTED ONE MORE THING
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IPHONE X
\>IPHONE X
IPHONE X
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>>62388601
CHARGER IS $399.99
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>For the next decade
Everything already exists, no innovation here, move along...
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sexy
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introducing the whiteboi tm
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wtf was that girl doing?
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set the path for technoly Holi shit
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SHIIIIIIIEEEEET
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THEY WON
THEY WON
THEY WON
THEY WON
THEY WON
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>inb4 $1000
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VERTICAL CAMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY RELEASED THAT UGLY FUCKING THING
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THE FUTURE
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hahahahaha its true
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THERE IT IS
>THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
>THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
>THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
>THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
>THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
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>Schiller shilling
heh
>>
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OH MY GODDDDDD
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WAIT IT'S JUST BEEZLELESS
THE GALAXY S8 ALREADY DOES THISS
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that setup was pretty darn nice
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fucking trolled me
get aids cook
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YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS SLAY APPLE!!!!!!!!
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HOLY FUCK ITS FUCKING AMAZING
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IT WAS REAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I
>ITS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFITS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFOITS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFOITS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFOITS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFOITS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFOTS HAPPENING
ANDRONES BTFO
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This is your new iphone X
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iphone TEN WHAT ABOUT NINE?
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>>62388661
More like the entire thread
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>#ONEMORETHING
#ONEMORETHING
>#ONEMORETHING
#ONEMORETHING
>#ONEMORETHING
#ONEMORETHING
>#ONEMORETHING
#ONEMORETHING
>#ONEMORETHING
#ONEMORETHING
>#ONEMORETHING
#ONEMORETHING
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IPHONE X
ANDROID PERMANENTLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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Iphone X = Iphone 10
Apple skipped 9
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T E N
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PHIL (((SCHILLER)))
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well I'll be fucked in the ass
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EVERYONE BTFO!
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Iphone cross?
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ANDROID KEKS? BTFO
ANDROID KEKS? BTFO
ANDROID KEKS? BTFO
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>iphone ten
What happend to 9?
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Holy shit! Another glass rectangle!
>>
iPhone 9 and windows 9 denied
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APPLE WON
APPLE WON
APPLE WONITS OVER
APPLE WON
APPLE WONITS OVER
APPLE WONITS OVER
APPLE WON
ITS OVER
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>No button
Dropped
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>>62388642
It looks so goofy compared to these other bezeless phones
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what the fuck 3 iPhone? APOLOGIZE
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WTF WHERE IS IPHONE 9????
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NO BUTTON
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>>62388497
>also a 256GB version
Why not just add an SD card slot?
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>>62388701
They pulled a fucking Windows.
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goddamn hoped the screen didn't have the cutout
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ANDROID IS DEAD
ANDROID IS DEAD
ANDROID IS DEAD
ANDROID IS DEAD
ANDROID IS DEAD
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>confirmed Touch ID is the apple logo
we /android/ now
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literally why announce 2 iphones just do 1 or the other
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NOW NAZI DRUMPF CAN'T HACK IT!
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apple invented jumping from 8 to 10 in product numbering
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SPECS! SPECS! SPECS! SPECS! SPECS! SPECS! SPECS!
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>>62388656
>>62388642
>>62388692
>Those bezels
Holy shit it's worse than we thought
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Why not iPhone ∞
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XIAOMI MI MIX X CONFIRMED
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>>62388688
yeah no shit
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this isnt even funny any more
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APPLE INVENTED SEX ROBOTS
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SURGICAL GRADE
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it's so fucking THICC
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>Next decade
Fucking balsy
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YES
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>>62388701
>Windows 10
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HOW WILL ANDROID EVER CATCH UP?!
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SUPER
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>>62388725
THEY TALK LIKE THEY HAVE INVENTED ANOTHER REALITY
THEY LITERALLY IGNORE THE REAL WORLD
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7 8 9
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S8 STILL BEST LOOKING PHONE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Android still reigns Superior
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY VEY
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IPHONE 10 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT
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>>62388716
>copying microsoft
can't even name originally
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THAT'S WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
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APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
APPLE WON
>APPLE WON
>>
>UNBOX THERAPY WAS RIGHT
>UNBOX THERAPY WAS RIGHT
>UNBOX THERAPY WAS RIGHT
>UNBOX THERAPY WAS RIGHT
>UNBOX THERAPY WAS RIGHT
>UNBOX THERAPY WAS RIGHT
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IPHONE X
MORE LIKE
AYYY LMAO PHONE X
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Can't Americunts go more than 10 seconds without clapping?
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>>62388693
ten ate nine
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SUPER RETINA
>>
WHY DID THEY SKIP IPHONE 9?????????????????????
>>
IT'S OVER
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>SAMSUNG IS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>>
SSUUPPEERR
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>>62388637
You can get 468 GB on S8
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>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
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LITERALLY ABOUT TO CUM
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APPLE WINS BABYYYYYYYY
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I think I am bisexual
I don't know how to arrange a sexual encounter with a dude tho
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>>62388732
apple ripping off microsoft again
>>
>You are holding it wrong.
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>>62388701
>>62388716
literally copying microsoft now
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>poorfags
>S8 I-I-is the same
LMAOOOOO
NOT WITH THOSE UGLY TOP AND BOTTOM BEZELS POORDROIDS
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LOL APPLE DESIGN
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HAHA SUPER RETINA DISPLAY
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APPLE INVENTED OLED
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SUUUUUUUUUUPER
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THOSE HUGE BEZELS
>>
S U P E R
>>
ANDROID IS FINISHED
>>
SUPER
>>
It's just a gayer design
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>>62388766
t. poorfag
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SUPER
U
P
E
R
RETINA DISPLAY
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THE NEW iPHONE X
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APPLE INVENTED SUPER RETINA DISPLAY
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>>62388762
6 6s 7 8 X
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>>62388780
>Super
We SNES era now
>>
S U P E R
R E T I N A
>>
SUPER
RETINA
DISPLAY
BOSS
BIG BOSS
>>
That fucking camera bump is ridiculous holy shit
>super retina
fuck off with your buzzwords cunt
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wtf is this resolution
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HAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAAH
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>SUPER RETINA
SUPER
>SUPER
Pls, try harder
>>
OLED
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>>62388722
LUDDITE BEING LEFT BEHIND
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SUPER RETINA
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>super retina
lol
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SUPER Retina!
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>>62388735
>that fucking camera bump
eww
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S U P E R R E T I N A
U
P
E
R
R
E
T
I
N
A
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IF DUBS THEN IPHONE X IS NOT AS GOOD
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>BEZEL ON A BEZELESS PHONE
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>super retina display
get fucked androidfags
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SUPER RETINA DISPLAY
NON SUPERS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>
SUPER
U
P
E
R
>>
why did they release the 8 if they have the X now?
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>not AMOLED
dropped
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>>62388766
dumb phoneposter
>>
can we finally stop sucking apple's dick now they've pulled this shit?
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>>62388814
>It's more expensive, which means it's better
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ANDROID FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
ANDROID FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
ANDROID FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
ANDROID FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
ANDROID FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
ANDROID FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
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>super retina
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>>62388735
What the fuck is "Touch ID"? Don't tell me it's fingerprints, because that's incredible insecure, even more so than a 4 digit passcode
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>BARELY 1080P
>BARELY 1080P
>BARELY 1080P
>BARELY 1080P
>BARELY 1080P
>>
>HAVING TO TELL PEOPLE ITS WATERPROOF IN 2017
>>
YOUR RETINAS ARE SHIT
SUPER RETINA IS THE FUTURE
>>
SUPER
U
P
E
R
RETINA
E
T
I
N
A
BONUS POINTS OPAQUE BULLSHIT
>>
>OLED
>>
>>62388825
Wait until next year's ultra retina
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>>62388798
samsung sucks ass
t. google pixel user
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>>62388787
>this slow
>>
WINDOWS 9?
iPHONE 9?
NANI!!!!!!!
>>
>>62388798
S8 FRONT > IPHONE X FRONT
IPHONE X BACK > S8 BACK
>>
FINALLY SOME FUCKING INNOVATION
>>
only buzzwords.
>>
BURN-IN CONFIRMED
>>
>>62388734
N I C E H I S S
>>
APPLE WINS
APPLE WINS
APPLE WINS
APPLE WINS
APPLE WINS
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that camera bump is disgusting
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Super Retina > OLED
anrdoishits btwfo
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>apple invented surgery
Apple invented surgery
>>
So, it's confirmed pronounced iPhone 10. They just released the 8, which means they skipped the 9.
What else skipped version 9?
Really makes you think
>>
BUT CAN NAZI DRUMPF HACK IT?
>>
>>62388795
THERE'S A LITERAL CUTOUT DEAD SPACE IN YOUR IPHONE EX LMFAO
>>
I'm laughing of this statements about OLED screens.
>>
>>62388816
>>62388798
>t. blind poorfags
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU GOT BTFO GO HOME BACK TO DELHI
>>
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APPLE INVENTED OLED
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SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
SUPER RETINA
>SUPER RETINA
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
5.8 INCHES
>5.8 INCHES
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Check em
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looks like a cross between essential and an lg g6. oh how the mighty have fallen
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THE NEW IPHONE X
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IT'S NOT A BUG
IT'S A FEATURE
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>Super Retina Display, by Samsung
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>>62388861
>has to buy slow unoptimized android trash because he can't afford a phone with a decent os
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SUPER RETINA BRIGHTNESS CONFIRMED
REGULAR RETINA CONFIRMED FOR NO BRIGHTNESS
>>
>>62388862
I too enjoy BEZELS ON MY BEZELESS PHONES
>>
HDR DISPLAY ANOTHER BUTTHURT LAGDROID
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I WANT TO FUCK TIM COOK
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where is my god retina display
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>>62388881
>>
HIGH RESOLUTION
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>super retina
>less than 1440p
ebin
>>
NO chargeport?
>>
>>62388827
But but retina 300ppi imposible see more pixels.
>>
LOL THE S8 HAS HIGHER RESOLUTION THAN THE X
>>
CHANGING THE MINUS TO A PLUS
APPLE WON!
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>>62388908
>Implying iOS is "decent"
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SUPER RETINA display with SPACE GRADE glass and SURGICAL GRADE aluminum
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Holy shit this place is worse than /pol/ on the apple keynote
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>>62388766
t.pajeet
>>
YOU TAP THE SCREEN AND IT WAKES UP
YOU TAP THE SCREEN AND IT WAKES UP
YOU TAP THE SCREEN AND IT WAKES UP
YOU TAP THE SCREEN AND IT WAKES UP
YOU TAP THE SCREEN AND IT WAKES UP
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APPLE INVENTED TAP ON SCREEN TO WAKE
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APPLE WOONN
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C
A
M
E
R
A
B
U
M
P
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>
APPLE WON
RIP ANDROID
RIP SAMSUNG
>APPLE WON
>RIP ANDROID
>RIP SAMSUNG
APPLE WON
RIP ANDROID
RIP SAMSUNG
>>
>>62388855
For the poor
>>
APPLE INVENTED TAP TO WAKE
>>
APPLE INVENTED TOUCHING
>>
>>62388666
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
CHECK EM JAMAL
>CHECK EM JAMAL
>>
HOLY FUCK TAPPING ON THE SCREEN
>>
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THATS A BIG PHONE
FOR YOU
>>
>swipe
thats going to become annoying
>>
wow tap to wake how evolutionary!!
>>
>tap to wake
WOW
>>
HOLY SHIT TAP SCREEN TO WAKE UP
>>
>swipe up
APPLE IS DEAD
>>
FUCK buttons
>FUCK buttons
FUCK buttons
>FUCK buttons
FUCK buttons
>FUCK buttons
FUCK buttons
>FUCK buttons
FUCK buttons
>FUCK buttons
>>
bo
bo
bo
BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!
>>
WINDOWS PHONE WINS AGAIN!
>>
One tap to wake? Good look with your pocket standby time...
>>
I don't actually like it.
>>
So you be saying is the same phone you just showed with just a different display?
>>
>>62388928
only decent mobile OS on the market, though even windows phone in its current state is better than android
>>
>New ass dialing features.
>>
TAP TO WAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>62388886
It's literally the ugliest shit I've ever seen. Should have just kept it horizontal.
>>
WHERE'S MY BUTTON REEEEEEE!
>>
APPLE INVENTED TAP TO WAKE
>>
Man, I hoped the leaks weren't true on that design. Looks like one of those dumb fan concept art you see on Google images.
>>
>>62388930
It hasn't consumed all of /g/ yet so it's not as bad as election night
>>
MULTITASKING
>>
STILL WAITING FORE THE ICAR
>>
stream freezing for anyone else?
>>
SUPER RETINA UBER CORTANA
>>
that fucking giant indent on the top of the screen
JUST
>>
TAP??????
>>
APPLE INVENTED TAP TO WAKE
LG BTFO
>>
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>No iPhone 9
>>
>>62388921
My 200 dollar phone has a higher resolution
>>
STEVE WOULD BE FUCKING RAGING IF HE EVER SAW THIS ABOMINIATION. THIS SERIOUSLY LOOKS HIDEOUS.
>>
My 150e Meizu does exactly multitasking like that
>>
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GO
HOME
>>
>Windows 8
>Windows 10
>iPhone 8
>iPhone X
>>
>The first OLED Display to be good enough to be in an iphone.
Nice dodge jew.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxrz8OCJDx0
INNOVATION
>>
>swipe up to go to homescreen
wtf blackberry literally invented this
>>
>CRYSTAL IN THE BACK AND IN THE FRONT SO IT CAN BREAK TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
APPLE INVENTED SWIPING UP
>>
>clock and data is in the notches
GET FUCKED BARFAGS
>>
PLEASE CLAP
>>
>NO BUTTON UNDER THE SCREEN
JFMSU
>>
APPLE INVENTED TOUCH SCREENS
>>
>>62388936
Apple know superior OLED display.
>>
>>62388980
>implying you don't love it
what's wrong with you
>>
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WHY WONT MY S8 WAKE UP WITH A TAP?
>>
>Funny how I didnt set anyone's phone's off
feelsbadman.
>>
SWIPE UP
SWIPE UP
SWIPE UP
SWIPE UP
SWIPE UP
SWIPE UP
>>
>>62388464
HEY SIRI, SUCK MY COCK CAUSE I'M GONNA CUM
>>
Wow it's fucking nothing.b
>>
WHO DAT BOI
>>
Try to read a website, scroll down
GO HOME
>>
The icons next to the front facing camera look so out of place.
>>
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>Swipe up from bottom to go home
>So intuitive
>>
ITS THAT EASY
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>Tap to wake up!
Probably costs 1200$
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>>62388984
IPhone 6s is iPhone 9
>>
APPLE INVENTED APPLE
>>
Bixby button confirmed
>>
THE FIRST FINGERPRINT ON THE SCREEN
>>
ITS LIKE HES EXPECTING CLAPS BUT NOPE HAHAASAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
IPHONE 10
HE FUCKING SAID IT
>>
THEY INVENTED TOUCH ID
>>
>double tap my $300 chink phone
>it wakes up
HOW APPLE? HOOOOOOW???
>>
INFRARED
>>
>>62389020
the ones on the right look kind of cramped
but i think we'll get used to it
>>
>inb4 other companies start removing fingerprint reader
>>
As much as I wanted for this to go good... The iPhone X isn't as pretty as Samsung's new selection.
>>
USING SAMSUNG OLED
STEALING BIXBY FUNCTION :,)
is this real life?
>>
Wow iPhone meego
>>
>>62388938
3D TOUCH IN DISPLAY
RIP SAMSUNG
3D TOUCH IN DISPLAY
RIP SAMSUNG
>3D TOUCH IN DISPLAY
>RIP SAMSUNG
3D TOUCH IN DISPLAY
RIP SAMSUNG
>>
>tfw have to shave to unlock phone
>>
just swipe my life up
>>
>WE INVENTED TOUCH ID
>>
>>62389029
probably 999
>>
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REVOLUTIONARY
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW CAN SAMSUNG FAGS EVEN COMPETE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>
>>62389032
can you remap the siri button ios?
>>
>>62389029
p. cheap desu
>>
>>62388993
That's double tap, not single tap you fucking shill
>>
APPLE INVENTED FACES
>>
APPLE INVENTED MULTITOUCH WITH THE FIRST iPHONE
(actually with the first iPad)
>>
>implying swiping and pausing for a second is faster than pressing a button
jesus christ lads...
>>
I'm at work so I can't watch... Did they really fail to release a bezel-less phone?
>>
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DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>DOESN'T WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
>>
Apple invented fingerprint readers
Apple invented face identification
>Apple invented fingerprint readers
>Apple invented face identification
Apple invented fingerprint readers
Apple invented face identification
>Apple invented fingerprint readers
>Apple invented face identification
Apple invented fingerprint readers
Apple invented face identification
>Apple invented fingerprint readers
>Apple invented face identification
Apple invented fingerprint readers
Apple invented face identification
>Apple invented fingerprint readers
>Apple invented face identification
Apple invented fingerprint readers
Apple invented face identification
>Apple invented fingerprint readers
>Apple invented face identification
>>
APPLE INVENTED FACE RECOGNITION
>>
NO THUMBPRINT SCANNER
L M A O
M
A
O
>>
>can't unlock phone while pulling it from thew pocket
INTO THE TRASH
>>
NO TOUCH ID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>INNOVATION
>>
APPLE INVENTED FACES
>>
holy shit the fuckers memers.
You didn't invent shit you fucks.
>>
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RATE THIS CUTIE
>>
>>62389022
How could they make IOS even uglier?
>>
>>
It's amazing... all "new innovations" on smartphone interface usability always comes back to WebOS and Meego.
Like a woman at the audience I facepalm with this way Apple talks like no one beyond they exists in the market and every they do were never seen before.
And like I said, biggest bezels around the screen in a bezel less phone.
>>
>>62389077
Yep
>>
APPLE INVENTED BIG BROTHER
>>
This is all windows phone! Holy shit.
>>
APPLE INVENTED DEPTH
OCLIDUS BTFO
>>
>Hey Siri!
Anyone doing this is as much of a tool as someone doing
>Ok Google
>>
>NO BEZEL
>GIANT INDENT AT TOP
LOL DESIGN
>>
>Face ID
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>Face ID
Fucking hell NSA, you got into the design department?
>>
they put a kinect on the iphone ecks
>>
OH GOY YES ALWAYS ON CAMERA WITH DATABASE OF EVERYONES FACE WITH THEIR NAME AND ADDRESS
>>
>>62389085
What is the 5s
>>
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>>
state of the art technology
MEANWHILE POORFAGS ARE STILL BOOTLOOPING
AHAHAHAHA
>>
>shave beard
>can’t unlock my phone
Thanks Apple
>>
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>smash the front screen
>phone can never be used ever again
top jej
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GUESS THE PRICE NOW
IM TAKING BETS
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APPLE INVENTED THE MICROSOFT KINECT
>>
>spy camera for NSA
>>
Weird indent on the top, camera still not flush with the frame. Ugh and I've been holding onto this iPhone 6 for like 3 years already. Ives has really gone to shit.
>>
LOOKS AS UGLY AS THE iPHONE 3GS
3
G
S
>>
apple invented cancer
>>
>>62389124
a grand
>>
>>62389079
Watch, this will be the controversy of the century.
>>
>>62389124
1099
>>
>>62389076
Worst part.
Inb4 thousdands of think pieces about how face id is discriminatory to transfaggots and women who get plastic surgery. .....
>>
APPLE INVENTED NEURAL NETWORKS
>>
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ALL THOSE SENSORS HOLY SHIT
>>
>>62389124
$2300
>>
>>62389089
>NO TOUCH ID
>>
I hope no one is defending this.
>outdated as fuck phone with a fancy camera to silence the 14-year-old snapchat and instagram whores
>overpriced as fuck phone with somehwhat current features for 200000$
>>
>inb4 Apple invented Face ID
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>62389124
1.2k
>>
>>62389124
$1200
>>
INNOVASHUN!
>>
FACEID HOW WILL ANDROID EVER RECOVER, ANDROID FAGS BTFO FOR EVER AND EVER AMEN
>>
lol this is way more secure than shitsung have with only camera.
>>
>>62389115
>Siri open your eyes
>>
SAMSUNG ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>62389095
X/10
>>
FACEID worked with NSA you mean
>>
>>62389079
GET FUCKED NIGGERS
>>
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ARE WE IN THE FUTURE OR NOT YET???????????????????????????
>>
>>62389124
1299
BITCHES SCREEN CAP THIS
>>
REMEMBER WHEN ANDROID 4.0 DID THIS AND IT FAILED AT THEIR KEYNOTE?????????? THAT WAS 2012
>>
>YOUR FACE HAS 30,000 DOTS
>>
B I O N I C N E U R A L E N G I N E
>>
>>62389124
we already know the prices
holy shit do none of you niggers check the leaks
>>
>FACE ID
Yea fucken right. I ain't giving CIA my bio metrics.
>>
NEURAL ENGINE
>>
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP, SENPAI
LIKE
FUCK IT HARD
>>
>>62389124
1000
>>
>>62389124
1,299
>>
IR SENSORS DONT WORK IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT
>>
Wait how do u turn on the phone?
>>
>>62389124
$1100
>>
>>62389129
the 3gs was a masterpiece in design you shut the fuck up right this instant kid
>>
>>62389124
1000+
>>
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Literal botnet
>>
>literally look at this phone once
>detailed map of your face now uploaded to every major intelligence bureau in the world
are you feeling cyberpunk lads
>>
>I-IT'S A BIG DEAL GUYS
This is getting sad
>>
>>62389123
that's the case with any phone you idiot
>>
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Apple invented the NSA
>>
So I can't unlock my phone quickly if I don't want my face logged? gg apple
>>
SECURITY IS OVER. ALL CHINKS WILL NOW BE ABLE TO OPEN ANY CHINK'S PHONE NOW.
>>
>>62389119
kek
>>
YOUR NEW IPHONE RECORDS YOUR FACE AND LOCATION AND SENDS IT TO THE NSA 24/7, CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
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>>62389107
>essential was able to put phone speaker into bezel
>xaomi was able to put it into the screen
>apple shoves it into the screen
I N N O V A T I O N
>>
>>62389085
>using a fingerprint scanner
>when your fingerprint can be lifted off anything and can never be changed
>>
>>62389161
$1149
>>
>>62389124
999
>>
>>62389142
How is MKBHD going to rationalize that, after shitting on the Essential Phone camera
>>
>>62389124
1299
>>
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>>
What do you do at night? Or when you're in a club?
>>
>>62389104
APPLE INVENTED WINDOWS PHONE
>>
This will be a Major Shitshow in Asia. Just Imagine... Everyone can unlock your Smartphone.
>>
>night
>cannot unlock and use your phone
>>
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>swipe up to go home
what about control center
>>
>>62388464
>Get picture taken
>Nigger uses it to unlock my phone
Thanks Apple
>>
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So I have to take my mask off to unlock my phone? wtf apple
>>
The on-screen button is a nice design. I can't wait for Google to steal it for Android P.
>>
>>62389124
999 64gb entry
1100 128gb
1300 256gb
1500 512gb
>>
NEURAL ENGINES! HOW DO THEY WORK?
>>
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>cant see shit
>>
>>62389177
Amazing new tap on screen tech never seen before
>>
>>62389156
kek
>>
Androidfags btfo
>>
>>62389124
$912
>>
N E U R A L
E N G I N E
>>
GIVE ME YOUR FACE GOYIM
>>
>>62389169
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEHEHEHEHEEHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>62389124
iPhone X
X = 10
$1,000 guaranteed.
>>
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>>62389215
>>
>>62389124
X = 10
1000$ confirmed
>>
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>>62389215
who needs that lmao
>>
>>62389170
999 USD so probably 3000 euro bucks because we rich and Ameriniggers can't afford more than that.
>>
>>62389133
>>62389135
>>62389144
>>62389149
>>62389150
Shouldn't you Burgistanis be working or at school now.
Le white minority country XD, neck yourself cunts :)
>>
>>62389124
$1099
>>
>there's no way you're safe from face ID
Shit's getting too dark for me
>>
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>>62389196
KEKKKKK
>>
>>62389215
real question
>>
IT ADAPTS TO YOU IF YOU BECOME A NIGGER
>>
who the fuck designed this
the giant indent
LOOK AT THE S8
>>
>>62389215
Swipe down from the top of the screen, dumbass. We Android now. It makes more sense and you know it.
>>
>>62389124
999
>>
>>62389219
unless he 3d prints your face from the picture youll be fine
>>
>camera is one with the display assembly
>must go to apple stores now to repair your screen
Nice
>>
>>62389207
....Tay?
>>
>>62389211
KEK
>>
What happens if you have an accident and your face gets disfigured? IPhone locked forever?
>>
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>Can't unlock it with a photograph
HOW WILL SAMSUNG EVER RECOVER
>>
that's still really really bad
>>
>>62389341
use your pin
>>
>>62389269
We have cushy American jobs. We can shitpost at work, eurocunt
>>
How do you use Apple pay?
>>
$1024 because 1024 GB Storage
>>
>>62389359
hey
>>
>>62389359
The same way you always used it???
>>
>>62389283
iphone X looks better desu
>>
>>62389124
It was already leaked along with everything else, 999
>>
>>62389269
I AM at work though
>>
TWINS ARE FUCKED
>>
was that woz laughing at the shitty star trek joke?
>>
>>62389227
It's infrared. You won't see shit.
>>
>FaceID
Holy fuck this can't be real.
>>
>>62388998
looks so bad
>>
STAR WARS
>>
>>62389400
already were
>>
Catering to the evil twins lobby
>>
APPLE INVENTED EMOJIS
>>
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>>62389187
>>
Emojis XDD
>>
i can see the memes now
>>
ANIMOJI = MEME NEXT LVL!
>>
holy shit now i can cry in real life and in text
>>
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>>
Finally the only likeable guy
>>
ok animojis are kinda cool
>>
>animated poop emoji
TRULY PUTTING THE A11 PROCESSOR THROUGH ITS PACES
>>
Animoji just sold me on the iphone X
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>62389551
he's a fag btw
>>
lmao the fuckups
>>
>LETS TRY THAT AGAIN
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>
>1 in a million
>>
OHOHO
>>
faceid fail
>>
>>62389599
So is cook, it didn't help.
>>
how the fuck are you supposed to use this with one hand
OH WAIT
>>
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>it didnt work
L A M O
>>
FACEID FAIL ON ARRIVAL TECH ISNT READY SELL $AAPL !!!
>>
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha
>>
>>62389551
The Bob Ross of Apple presenters.
>>
finally i can speak through a piece of animated shit
>>
> ho ho ho
SELL SELL SELL
>>
>>62389710
Something that represents everything about me!
>>
HOW DO I SCROLL DOWN ON A WEBSITE?
>>
>>62388986
What phone
>>
>get mugged
>mugger just holds the phone to your face and it unlocks
>>
>>62388464
CRAIG FACE ID FAIL
APPLEL BTFO FOREVOR ~
>>
... The bezel blocks the view of videos and pictures. That's a horrible design!
>>
>>62389777
swipe up but not from the bottom of the screen
stop being stupid
>>
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haaaaaaaa
>>
>>62389784
My eyes are shut, doesn't work. Now what?
>>
IPHONE 9 WILL BE X LITE SCREENCAP THIS
>>
>>62389831
you get shot
>>
>>62389817
So I'm forced to put my finger in front of the Content? GREAT!
>>
>snapchat
SEND BOB
SHOW VEGANA
POST ANIMOJI
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
C R I N G E
>>
>>62389784
At the point where you're mugged they pretty much already got in your phone.
It's not like he can't ask your lock code when you're mugged
>>
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>>62389825
I LOVE COCAINE
>>
oh jesus christ the furries
>>
BOK BOK BOK PPSSSTTGG FTPTPTP
IM DYING
>>
APPLE INVENTED FURRIES
>>
D-Dual
>>
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FUCKING FURRIES!!!!
>>
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Did anyone else notice this shit?
>>
>>62390214
INNOVATION
>>
>>62390214
what is that?
>>
>>62390319
The beautiful new UI.
>>
>>62389095
Ugly black hair
>>
HA FUCKING CALLED IT
>>
No joke, purchased a unlocked galaxy s8 while watching this shit. Screw apple. How did I do?
>>
>>62390553
why are you asking strangers for reassurance on your purchases fuck off faggot
>>
>>62390553
should have waited for LG's pixel 2
>>
>>62390553
you fucked up.
>>
>>62390646
Micro-sd hard requirement.
>>
>>62390553
>look guys I ditched apple for the wannabe apple but even worse on feature creep
Here is your (you)
>>
>>62390724
oh, then of course s8 or note's the only answer
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>>62390750
Actually replacing my current HTC 10 after ditching apple for the first time. Yes, I am annoyed by apple shoving their opinions down consumers throats, so back to PCs and sticking with android.
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>>62390724
Keep waiting, Pixel and Nexus Phones never do SD cards
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>>62390553
you did good, kid.
-posting from my Samsung Galaxy S8
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