/g/ what version of iPhone 8 will you guys be preordering tomorrow?

The largest one they have because I've been a macfag since the iphone 4 and my anus is so loose at this point shit regularly falls off
When I have sex with a random stranger every day of the weekend it's like he's throwing a hotdog down a hallways
Feels bad man

>doesn't know anything about the device
>is already getting ready to preorder it

lols

>>62377380
same here

>>62377363

Whatever the OLED one is. Still using an iPhone 6 and it's time for an upgrade

>>62377391
Same here. Might consider a Plus since I really like the camera ability of the 7 Plus

>>62377380
Regardless of how loose you've become you can tighten your sphincter like if you really have to shit and need to hold it. That being said you can only do this so much until the sphincter loses all of its elasticity and at that point unless you fuck niggers everyday both of you are not going to like it. I've gotten to the point where I just suck them off.

the one that doesnt give money to apple

>>62377400

Do it. I hardly use my DSLR anymore!

Excited to see what they do with the rumored lack of TouchID. Haven't been a fan of face unlocking but maybe Apple will perfect the technology

>>62377391
It sill uses IPS for now, I think the 8Plus will have OLED.

Isn't OLED on a phone a recipe for screen burn in?
Or is that fixed now?

>>62377423

I think, from the rumors, it'll be:
- 7S
- 7S+
- X edition

The X edition will have the OLED.

Isn't Apple's CEO gay?

>>62377463
If the X looks identical to the 7 I am keeping my old 7. No point to upgrade when it looks the same and does the same thing.

I recently changed the battery in my 6S plus myself. I should be good for at least another 18 months. Maybe even two years because I'm using an Amazon tablet more at night.

>>62377497
Isn't Microsoft's CEO a Pajeet?

>>62377363
I've heard KYS edition is the best.

>>62378503
No one in this thread is buying a Microsoft phone.

>>62377363
> preordering
Nope. Price will decide it, won't give anything above $500 w/o contract.

>>62379194
Isn't Google CEO a Pajeet too?

>>62377497
Aren't (You)?
Well, shame on (You).

>>62378503
Isn't your CEO are nonexistent?

>>62377413

What phone do you have?

>>62377363
bait, fuck off and fuck yourself

>>62377380
kegels, brah

>>62379276

Pajeet is controlling the world and here we are, wondering what went wrong.

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>>62377363
None because the 6s was the last good version. Also, I have a pixel...

Is there going to be a semen-color edition, or is that implied?q