how do i brick my surface pro 4 without looking like i did

install gentoo

ask mommy to let you return it, kiddo

there is spyware that can fuck your shit up on older windows versions, like formatting the drive and everything so you can't reinstall

go crazy with that. delete everything, fresh install to be safe. then fuck your shit up with activation cracks, install everything

>>62330742
good idea, but it has to look like an accident that happened due to normal use.

put it on the floor then fall on it head first, that your mom is distracted by your injuries

>get brick
>brick it on surface pro 4
>????
>profit

>>62330709
delete the mbr

>>62330709
Wait for a software update, instead of update flash it with an incompatible version

>>62330826
how