*breaths in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>62329162
Childish post

>>62329162
Looks like a biker suit.

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>>62329162
The fuck is up with the spacex shilling/antishilling tonight? Did this really need a new thread you braindead cunt?

sage/hide etc.

>>62329162
>fully functional like all his other suits
>slimmer
>more durable
>stylish
And somehow this is bad? You sound like one of those people who go "I wish it'd hurry up and be the future" then start a petition to ban scary tech.

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>>62329432
>fully functional like all his other suits

>>62329440
It has already been tested in space you mongol

>>62329455
I'm gonna need some proofs to believe that statement.

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>>62329462

>>62329462
Here is all the proof you need
*unzips*

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>>62329162
Can I have gold one?

>>62329462
>gonna need some proofs
*grabs dick*

>>62329162
I like it

Wtf, it looks cool. How would you want a fucking spacesuit to look?

>>62329575
op just hates musk

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>>62329162
op you will need to be a bit more fit to have one

>>62329162
This is not an EVA suit you fucking childish motherfuckers. This is made for interiors in case of sudden decompression.

>>62330919
>This is not an EVA suit

Into the trash it goes then

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>>62329162

So Tron 3 is being made after all?

>>62329575
I don't think that's a space suit. I think it's a pressure suit.

>>62330930
EVA suits are made so you can survive in space for hours.
Pressure suits are made so you don't die if the craft decompresses. You can survive in the vacuum of space for a short time.

>>62331003
KINO

>>62329575
Its not a spacesuit. Its a spaceSHIP suit. It works only inside. Not for walking outside.

Its still a very good thing this happened. Its a design jump from the old baggy large ones. This new streamline approach is more modern.

Now I want to see what their space suit is like.

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You mongrels do realise that space suits don't have to be bulky pieces of shit, right?
They can achieve the aim of not having you turn into a bloated piece of shit by applying mechanical pressure too.

>>62331390
Nice render, it's a shame that no astronaut in his right mind trust that shit and sticks to the bulky cold war design that Just Works

>>62331431
Elon Musk couldn't care less about what a few old fools have to say, and will continue to make everyone else look like a stupid relic from the past.

>>62331431
>blindly trusting something that, as yet, hasnt been tested in an emergency situation

spacefags
when will they learn
we're all gonna die on this rock

>>62329432
>>62329455
>>62329462
This suit is not meant to be used in the outer space, just to protect the astronauts while moving between vehicles and during the launch.
"

The boots looks fairly lightweight, probably also optimized for mobility. These suits aren’t designed for extra-vehicular activity (EVA) after all – they’re created to protect the astronauts while they’re in the capsule, and when moving over to other vehicles (like the ISS) under pressurized conditions, rather than being exposed to vacuum."

https://techcrunch.com/2017/09/08/elon-musk-shares-first-full-body-photo-of-spacexs-spacesuit/

>>62332473
1000 times this you dumb faggots

>>62332473
The guys on the ISS these days do all this shit in tshirts and jeans tho

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This is the equivalent NASA suit.

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>>62329162

>mfw future space suits look like this
MUH ANCAP DICC

>>62332989
My spes pirate waifu is almost here?

Yas!

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>>62333081

A new era of freedom and insurance fraud is upon us

>>62330919
Obviously not sexy enough to be an Eva suit

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Needs more THICC

>>62329162
... all we know is,
he's called the Stig

>>62329162
Slim fit for slim brains.

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>>62329162
Reminder to ignore what this charlatan and a welfare queen has to say. He's all about attention whoring and putting himself in the middle of news... because it makes it easier for him to raise money from taxpayers.

>Can we wean Elon Musk off government support already?
https://archive.fo/s4riU

>Its Time to Stop Spending Taxpayer Dollars on Elon Musk and Cronyism

>It has been widely reported that among SolarCity, Tesla, and the rocket company SpaceX, Elon Musks confederacy of interests has gotten at least $4.9 billion in taxpayer support over the past 10 years.

>This is almost half of Musks supposed net worthtaken from the pockets of American citizens and put into companies that can survive only by cannibalizing each other, spending without end, and promising that success is always just beyond the horizon and yet never arrives.
https://archive.fo/gWSOf

>>62334411
imagine if he weren't a lolbertarian

how would be sucking the government teet dry

>>62334411

>They are afraid The Daily Signal is providing an alternative to the usual left-wing or establishment media spin

Stopped reading there.

>>62334411
That's 5 billion damn well spent. You'd be paying 10 times that for the same results if it were a government agency doing his job.

>>62334493
>MY GOD, HE SAID SOMETHING I DON'T AGREE WITH. I BETTER STOP READING BECAUSE IT MIGHT KILL MOST OF MY SMALL BRAIN
t. a very low IQ brainlet

ps: fuck off back to plebbit you dumb piece of pig shit. you're clearly from there.

>>62334411
capitalism spends money in order to get even more back

WHAT A SUPRISE

>>62334695
Why continue reading after the author has shown himself to be a retarded right wing brainlet?

>>62334768
>entity superseding the NAP through monopolization of violence and legal blackmail takes your money and gives it to bail out a failed entrepreneur
>capitalism

>>62334921
>all three of the companies are shitting insane money
>failed companies
>tesla is a fail
>space x is a fail
>solar is a fail
cant be that stupid

>>62334953
Yes they are fucking failed companies if their success relies on sucking government dick so they can stay afloat in the market.
Do your new age venture shit with your own fucking money, not mine taken from me by a bunch of senile cocksuckers.

>>62334953
>strawman

wait until you see the inside of the tin can kamikaze capsule

>>62335046
shit you mean like LM did
or BOEING that is constantly doing?
or FORD ?

oh shit didnt knew exxon has shills on 4chan now must be biting hard that they are about to abolish texas ban in order to let tesla sell them
oh the black gold tears is so much fun

>>62335079
Why are you giving me all these examples of non-capitalism you statist cuck?

>>62335103
kek

you cant be stupid now can you first time i see someone that doesnt understand how the market works

>>62335122
>how the market works
Fuck off kike, the free market is the only way, not your crony 'mixed' market bureashittary. Keep your statist wet dreams to yourself, cuck.

>Elon Musk
I'm sure his heart is in the right place but he dearly needs engineers instead of marketers.

Why bother when the TR3B exists

>>62335156
so the company ask the goverment for a load (its the third time already) pay up in time and with interest but somehow you STILL think this is not how capitalism works

and you have the audacity to even reply back

rma your self

Anyone notice how when /pol/ comes here they're never interested in talking about technology?

>>62335233
I consider /pol/ my home board and posted this
>>62335073

>>62335219
Capitalism means there would have never been a government loan in the first place. Quit subverting terminologies to your statist fetishes.
>reddit spacing
nevermind

>>62335261
capitalism means move the fucking money around in order to make money

if you dont understand the difference between capitalism and free market you really need to go back and learn some history

>>62335254
>>62335273
I'm talking about the general trend here. Elon Musks marketing isn't particularly tech related. They're only superficially related. None of us have access to design or even a short list of materials used.
It's just a visual stunt.

>>62335315
just like my animes

>>62335254
Go back.

>>62335326
so get mad at the musk shills not poltards

>>62335340
no

How Elon's adventures work is that they pour government money into useful R&D, and spend a few bucks on some PR to make it look like they're worth the government money.

>>62331431
thats a nasa prototype faggot

>>62335327
i just find it its really nice and sweet ;)

>>62335340
aww, the anti white leftist wants a safespace :(

>>62335296
>capitalism means move the fucking money around in order to make money
No it doesn't you lying reddit shit. It means private ownership of capital goods and voluntary trade, your public ownership bullshit has nothing to do here other than an encroaching mentality of entitlement fed by ever growing tax rates. But we're not even discussing public ownership here, we're discussing you're cucked mentality of subverting terminology to defend an ENTITY legitimized solely through the monopolization of violence (although it is useful in certain spheres) taking YOUR fucking EARNED money, and giving it to a failed businessman whose ventures cannot survive in a free market AKA capitalist system, so he can make some kool PR stunts and put some money in his pocket.

>>62335462
listen darren i know you are mad cause elon is doing great and can actually pay its debt
but coming to 4chan to shill is a pathetic way
back to exxon now you filthy imp

>>62335357
>>62335436
you've got to go back

>>62335496
are you mad? do you want a safespace?

>>62335496
you go back to r3ddit.

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>>62335489
>listen darren i know you are mad cause elon is doing great and can actually pay its debt
Of course, just like the banks are paying back their debt with taxpayer money.
Maybe communism is the way, trade my independent freedom to put you statist cucks in gulags so you can do some great things for society.

>>62335528
>>62335531
it's time to go!

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>>62329162
>this assdamaged you can't fit in the suit
Lose weight fatty

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>>62335569
if marx was alive i believe he would have used this meme

>>62335357
>musk shills.
You could talk about this given proper context. Watch the op spazz out over no information whatsoever. He just doesn't like the aesthetics it seems.
That's not tech related. This is the kind of junk you expect to see on garbage sites like Gizmodo.

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>>62335587
You can go ponder that by his grave, just don't forget to pay the entrance fee.

>>62335593
I thought people don't like it because it cares about form over function.

>breaths in

>>62335623
I'm not an expert in what functions you'd need for this really.
I agree that they've put time into the looks. And I generally like a more utilitarian aesthetic but it's not like this is a negative.

>>62332473
>These suits aren’t designed for extra-vehicular activity (EVA) after all – they’re created to protect the astronauts while they’re in the capsule, and when moving over to other vehicles (like the ISS) under pressurized conditions, rather than being exposed to vacuum."

>pressurized conditions, rather than being exposed to vacuum.
theyre really really really expensive "fancy" clothes then

>>62335719
What they are wearing isn't meant to be used in space but inside a ship that happens to be in space.

It's like calling the PJs I'm wearing right now a spacesuit because the earth happens to be in space.

>>62335757
ignore the post, i was a dumbass and read 'are' instead of 'aren't'

>>62334921
>NAP
non aggression policy?
anarcho capitalism?

get the fuck out of my board

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>>62335848
Too bad scum, but this ain't the people's non-anonymous sickle casting forum.

Gee I sure enjoyed discussing """"technology""""

>>62335613
muh dick

what the fuck is this thread

>neets complaining about two very successful companies
colour me surprised

>>62335963
Amerifatties complaining about suit size. They want a XXXL version.

>>62329162
It's a mock-up and clearly they don't intend to go into space in that thing.

LOL.

>>62332989
Bodacious space pirates?

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>>62329162
someone make an edit with this pic

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>>62334411
>lets just ignore Boeing, Lockheed Raytheon etc that get literally trillions of tax dollars a year to fuck shit up like the F-35 the LCS fleet and everything else.

>>62337132
>WHAT ABOUT X AND Y?
that somehow negates the FACT THAT MUSK IS A FUCKING WELFARE QUEEN and an ATTENTION WHORE.
kek. cry some moar.

>>62329575
It doesn't fucking matter what a space suit looks like. "What it looks like" is not a thing when you go to space. You either make something 100% functional, or people might literally die.

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>>62336984

>>62332502
Kinda true but rapid decompression is a little less of an issue on the space station.

The problem is that during things like launch and landing their ability to react to situations, like a depressurization, is impaired so they wear pressure suits as a precaution.

Look up Soyuz 11 for the reason why they always wear pressure suits for takeoff and landing.

>>62337874
>I wish I was in earth playing videogames
>the sun is to bright
>I feel nausea

>>62335079
>Ford

The company that did require bailouts during 2008/9/10 like General Motors and Chrysler (now Fiat-Chrysler Automobiles).

Ford & Boeing making factories in China is a horrible idea though.

>>62339202
**did not / didn't

>>62329162
Gotta look cool for the alien hotties when we meet them.

>>62336881

yeh

>>62332473
what is the point then?

>>62334921
Do ping violate the NAP?

so when is the muskbubble going to burst?

>>62334309
Is that Putin?

>>62329162
aeiou

>>62335686
They must still be sealed.

>>62332989
RAISE THE MAST

>>62331003
Well done

>>62343171
>pressurized conditions
now anon what would it be pressurized with?

the lack of air?
oh wait
THATS CALLED A VACUUM

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>>62332629
>>62332629
>>62332629
>>62332629

This. This is functional and is not meant for to be worn in outerspace. This is a pressure suit that is replacing the bulky orange suit NASA currently uses, although I think they actually use a slightly slimmer white version now but I could be wrong. Musk's design is still WAY more aesthetic and gives me a scifi boner.

Also fuck off with this anti-Musk bullshit. He is literally one if the only close-to-if-not billionaires that gives two shits about furthering humanity in a positive direction. Also he probably codes better than the majority of /g/ even after being out of computing for more than a decade.

>>62329162
Fuck off with your /v/ tier shitposting

>>62339202
Do you know who owns Ford?

>>62329162
>>62329440
>>62329462
Pls go
>>62334411
>>62334695
>>62334921
>>62335046
>>62335103
>>62335156
>>62335261
I can't even be bothered quoting more of your posts, pls go

reminder to sage and report such low quality shitposts

>>62343278
It's time to go home shill. Musk has done essentially nothing to benefit this planet.

>>62343226
Dingus.

The main problem with pressure suits currently (see >>62332629) is that they are bulky.

Those pressure suits are not EVA rated either. You do not wear those in space because they have none of the features designed to keep you alive in space, like temperature regulators.
They will keep you alive in a depressurized environment for a short time, so the exposure to depressurization won't kill you, and so you can survive a launch abort or returning in a depressurized capsule, or transferring to a pressurized module.