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"Man loves his MacBook so much, he decided to marry it" The absolute state of Apple Fags 2017-09-09 06:12:24 Post No. 62327290
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"Man loves his MacBook so much, he decided to marry it" The absolute state of Apple Fags
Anonymous
2017-09-09 06:12:24
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Holy shit how fucking delusional Apple Fags are? Seriously they can't get any lower than this
>"A deluded Alabama man who “married” his MacBook computer is suing state officials for refusing to recognize the nuptials."
>"Chris Sevier, who “married an object in New Mexico with female-like features,” said Blount County Probate Judge Chris Green “arbitrarily denied” his request for a new marriage license because Green found his relationship to be “morally repugnant,” according to his federal lawsuit."
>"The self-described “machinist” has filed multiple lawsuits involving his blushing computer bride, including one that sought to force a baker to make a wedding cake for the odd couple."
>"The cyber nut, a former attorney who lives Oneonta, filed his latest suit on behalf of a trio of polygamists who also want their marriage to each other recognized by the state of Alabama."
What timeline is this. Is this the absolute state of Apple fags?
Link:
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/09/08/man-loves-his-macbook-so-much-decided-to-marry-it.amp.html#ampshare=http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/09/08/man-loves-his-macbook-so-much-decided-to-marry-it.html
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>amp
Kill yourself mobilefag
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>>62327290
As expected of Alabama Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8hwZ3iNcHc
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>>62327290
>"The self-described “machinist” has filed multiple lawsuits involving his blushing computer bride, including one that sought to force a baker to make a wedding cake for the odd couple."
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>>62327290
so Macsexual is the new homosexual?
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how do you sex a macbook?
asking for a friend
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>>62327290
After this, someone will attempt to get sex assignment surgery for their MacBook. The Borg is coming.
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>>62327290
murricans
macfags
>say no more
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Did he just assume the macbooks gender?
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>>62327355
BAKE THE CAKE
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>the ABSOLUTE state of mactoddlerism
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>>62327290
Linux fags do it for decades already.
What's wrong with you? You do realize where you are?
>his waifu isn't his thinkpad
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>>62327290
>force baker
Like why do they care? Get paid, bake cake. Its that simple.
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>>62327290
I want to marry my waifu.
Where can I file a lawsuit?
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>>62328208
people have principles
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>>62328203
this
disgusting normies
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>>62328227
>people start making cakes for stupid shits
>more orders are coming
Blue ocean mang.
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>>62328251
>people have a party dedicated to your wife's boyfriend
>hey man just bake it u hate money??? :^)
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>>62328251
1$ custom gay furry cakes when?
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>>62328208
religious nuts who think particular kinds of cake are only for those who follow their religion
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>>62328281
freedom of association implies freedom from association, cry more.
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>>62328281
People should be able to decide when to not sell you things.
If I have a print house and don't want to look at gore someone want to order I should have a right to do so, just like that guy has right to not choose my printing house. Mandatory contacts are nuts.
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>>62328278
>took the job
>finished the job
>beat him to pulp, divorce wife
This is this
That is that
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>>62328310
don't get me wrong, i'm fine with shops refusing service to anyone for any reason, it's their shop.
that's not what i'm talking about.
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>>62328203
>>his waifu isn't his thinkpad
Agreed.
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