>hey anon you are into technology, right? >yeah somehow

>>62311622
>implying install gentoo is not unironically the appropriate response here

>i cant get my email
>hey youre like really good with computers right take my iphone and get my emails working

i haven't used an iphone in fucking years

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>>62311661
but iphones just workd, fren :D

>>62311673
but i don tknow how to use them

>hey anon can you help me with something
>next next next install
or
>follow instructions show on screen
>gee, thanks you are such a computer wizard >can you help me with this too?
repeat

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Dumb tech stories? Okay

>Be me, today
>Sit in shitty community college hallway
>Talking to bud about a shitty c# class
>Meathead sitting across the hall from us notices
>"Hey anon, are you good with computers?"
>"Sure biff, what's up?"
>"Well I just bought this battery from my MacBook that's overheating my computer"
>Turns out the battery was bent noticeably out of shape.
>Tell him to get a different battery or warranty this one.
>He complains that he bought it used so there's no warranty.

I hate everybody

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>>62311709

>>62311722
kek

>>62311774
That's literally what I do. Click around with your mouse very fast for additional computer guy credit

>hey can you fix this computer problem for me
The correct answer is sure, but it'll be $50/hr.

>>62311622
every fucking time.
USE GOOGLE YOU MONGOLOID SACK OF SHIT I'M NOT SMARTER THAN YOU I JUST KNOW HOW TO USE THE MOST COMMON WEBSITE OF THE WWW REEEEEEEEE

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>Hey anon can you take a look at my computer my internet isn't working
>Double click "Internet Explorer 10" icon
>Toolbar-bloated browser sluggishly appears on screen and loads Bing
>"Oh wow you fixed it! It stopped showing up after my computer crashed last week!"

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>"hey anon i can't open itunes on my iphone some kind of error shows up can you take a look at it?"
>"sure let me see"
>hands me the phone
>my face when

iPhones are fucking incomprehensible what the fuck how do normies use them

>>62311774
>computer is unplugged and wont turn on
what do now

>>62313053
>use them
>implying playing candy crush and whoring on snapchat means making good use of a smartphone

>>62311774
>no install adobe reader

>"Anon, we've decided to upgrade to Windohs 10 / switch to FagOS. Now everything looks different from before. Can you help us doing basic stuff which we used to be capable of?"
>"Wahaha, no! That's your own fault. I'm not going to explain everything all over again. By upgrading/switching, your right to computer support has become void."

>>62313248
You sound like a prick.