>caught someone trying to steal my fucking 2007 MacBook at

>>62303111
MACNIGGERS BTFO

because no one wants an ancient laptop, gramps.

plus they figure if they steal your laptop you'll probably shoot the school up.

Not only that, accidents have less repercussions. I have a 2016 Macbook now and, while the screen and the speakers are glorious, the constant having to worry about small bumps or dents is not great. I should just have gotten a newer thinkpad to replace my x220.

>>62303588
Just throw it in a plastic shell like I have. It works wonders for the "oh god this is so delicate i hope i don't knick it" anxiety I have when the retina naked.

>>62303608
>owning soda can macshit trash to begin with
lmao@urlyfe

>>62303509
>because no one wants an ancient laptop, gramps.

That's why they wanted my 2007 MacBook and not my 2010 ThinkPad? Because they don't want ancient laptops?

>>62303726
>giving a fuck about what a stranger on the internet uses
lmao@urlyfe

>>62303760
I'm gonna have to side with this

>>62303748
[image of person tweeting an image of a thinkpad with caption that reads: i pay a shitload for tuition and all my school gives me is THIS ANCIENT LAPTOP??????]

>>62303111

I think it does get mentioned sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fyOf5HjkmQ

>tfw I can safely shit in a starbucks without having to pack my laptop up

>>62303111
That's the most simple thing to explain.
Make something that attracts the masses.
The mass is just monkeys, consume shit breed and pay taxes.
Leaving unattended something that its target audience is the sophisticated and educated user will never appeal to the masses and thus never gets stolen.

>>62303817
kek

Security through obscurity. Your average thief does not realise what they are looking at.

>>62303111
Do you go to Howard or Tuskegee?

>>62303111
They feel justified in trying to punish you for using macbooks, this is the real reason they can try to steal it.

>>62303509
t nigger

>>62303588
I use an X200 daily with no issue, why on earth would you even need to upgrade an X220?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HV52lNAShw

>>62304275
>watch video
>talks about lock
>some company from germany
>BLACK HAND ENTERS THE VIDEO
I closed out real fast

>>62303111
What kind of shithole school do you attend? I went to school with tons of poor Josés and Jamals and never had anybody try to steal my shit.

>>62303111
1. What MacBook?
2. That's very clearly post-2007 macpleb

>>62303760
>posting your purchases and actions on an online forum for attention
lmao@urlyfe

>>62303111
Never happened

>>62304216
Maybe he has a real job?

>>62304395
Excuse me, but I have a real job. I'm a statistical analyst who works on big data.

I'm thinking about putting XIAOMI sticker on the Apple logo and the MacBook sign on the front panel. One thing I'm concerned with is that huge trackpad on the new models, it will probably expose the real manufacturer anyway. Or maybe just apply a duct tape everywhere. Will that work?

>>62304395
>not getting a laptop provided by work
Yeah, some job loser lmao

>>62304416
>my e-peen!

>>62304416
But X200 is so small, how can it fit big data in there?

>>62303111
Niggers are so stupid trying to steal apple products. Don't they know that every apple devices has a remote tracking app built right into it?

They even come on here sometimes asking how to unlock them. It's hilarious. Apple should update the app to automatically call the police and alert nearby authorities to the thiefs location.

>>62304479
>Niggers are so stupid
/thread

>>62304459
I got one of these
https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA12K4ND8237

>t440p
>16gb 2133mhz ram
>2x1tb 2.5" 850 evo
>256gb 2242 m.2 ssd
>1080p ips screen
>4700mq quadcore
>gt 730
>friend needs to edit and render footage in Adobe premiere
>offer him mine
>"oh no its ok anon i got someone with a mac coming its designed for this stuff"

It was a dual core m3 macbook

>>62304437
For what purpose?
Is it to save yourself embarrassment?
or do you think it will ward off thieves?

>>62303111
A stolen Macbook would sell for more than a stolen Thinkpad. Why do you think people steal things? For fun?

>>62304444
Quads wasted on a faget.

>>62304824
Moot gave me the quads to quash fags.

>>62304416
>statistical analyst
>big data
THE MEMES

>>62304670
see >>62303787

>>62304507
>having a drive worth more than 10 of your old memes

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>>62304592
>>"its designed for this stuff"

>>62304872
it's pretty epic, especially with libreboot installed

>>62303111
lol it's because no one wants to steal a laptop built for autists

>>62303111
i know that feel bro i got a 2011 mba and i can feel the people mirin at the library. Have to take it with me when i go to take a piss i kid you not.
Friend of mine always leave his "shitty" asus at a desk for a smoke n stuff and none ever touches it

>>62304592
> GT 730M
The m3 Mac is literally faster on graphics

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>>62304592

What model did you mod all of this?

>>62305234
>literally faster on graphics
Please consider suicide senpai

Based Rossman mentioned it, he left a T450 in a cafe and nobody touched it, while a old POS Macbook Pro from 2007 would have gotten stolen immediately.

>>62305267
>he left a T450 in a cafe and nobody touched it

To be fair, I wouldn't want to touch a post-xx20 series ThinkPad, either...

>>62305393
Yeah, you couldn't even libreboot it. Think of all the nasty proprietary firmware on it, along with god knows what Chinese backdoors that were added.

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>>62305261

>>62303111
Maybe I was raised differently, but I've never understood why 20-something students are so naive and trustworthy of random strangers that they would leave their $1500 laptop and accessories out in the open and walk off to the restroom without at least unplugging it and taking it with them.

Have these people never been robbed before?

>>62304380
>posting your opinions on someone posting their purchases and actions on an online forum for attention
lmao@urlyfe

>>62305494
Jesus Christ that is slow
How is that even possible if they released pretty much at the same time?

>>62305494
>UserBenchmark

>>62305494
>user benchmarks
You're new to this aren't you

>>62305494
>HD620
Even the toppest end m3 runs a HD615 m8.

>>62305663
> implying the 615 performs much differently than the 620

>>62305544
>posting on 4chan when you could be achieving your goals
lmao@urlyfe

>>62304046
this

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>>62303509
>plus they figure if they steal your laptop you'll probably shoot the school up.
>implying I won't

Try me Jamal

>>62303111
It is mentioned in opsec 101. Never stand out. Gtfo

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>>62303817
>That massive shit in the toilet when he walks in.

>>62308583
>Never stand out
>gets a memepad

I really doubt Tyrone cares what type of laptop he tries to steal. You just got lucky.

>>62303817
Which Thinkpad is that??

>>62305525
I trust nobody with my things. Not even myself. If I so much as glance away for an attosecond I bring everything with me.

Black guys in CS still don't know about Thinkpads that's why. They're not street approved yet.

 System.out.println("JK");

Where do you fucking go go school OP? Some city college?

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>>62303111
I'm no fan of the Mac, but the obvious solution isn't to "trick" people, but to make it worth not the trouble.

Pic old, but related.

>buy trash meme

>it gets treated like a trash meme

>>62304479
When you steal a laptop, you most likely want to sell it.
And makes are just more valuable because rich kids want em and are retarded enough to buy it.

brainwashed millenials beleive steave jobs is a wizard.

>>62312660
Kids like you believe Steve Jobs was nothing more than a con man

>>62308583
>opsec
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOLY SHIIT AHAHAHAhAHAA POST YOUR PIC SO I CAN LAUGH MORE AHAHAHAHAA FFFAAAAAGGGGOOOTTTT HOLY SHIT AHAHAHA WHAT A RETARD GOOD LORD JESUS AHAHAHAAH YOU FUCKING RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>62312878
He just got a bunch of expansion boards made by the KIM-1 community, integrated it and sold it as a kit.
Also he got his ass rammed hard by commodore, atari, ibm and all the IBM clone makers.

>>62303111
Thinkpads don't give you anywhere near as much profit as a macbook.

>>62304046
of course, they think they're looking at a 20-year-old dinosaur laptop, while it actually packs an ips display, ssd and great specs

>>62303111
I had 3 tp stolen

>>62304322
they try to do it while you aren't looking, thomas. they mostly steal girl's laptops anyway, they don't keep track of their shit like dudes do

>>62313001
Theft wasn't a problem at my 40% poverty-rate school.

>>62312910
Do you know who Steve Wozniak is, kid?

Stop being surronded by niggers in first place.

>>62303111
It's like leaving foreign currency on the table. Nobody will pick up that shit, because its Unfamiliar, probably worth less than USD and your local store might not take it.
It also looks worse, regardless of functionality.

>>62304305
Wrong board mate

>>62303111
chinkpads are cheap chink shit, you can't sell the for good money

was this really worth a thread?